The daily Greenwald!

The content is extremely thin over at LGF. It’s all Obama is god, Republicans suck and posts about obscure musicians. Another topic is Charles Johnson’s latest obsession; Glenn Grenwald. The shut in blogger reports on anything Greenwald writes or tweets.

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If Glenn Greenwald was seen using a public bathroom, Charles would do a post on it.


89 Comments on “The daily Greenwald!”

  1. Octopus says:

    Chunky is Fat Bastard.

  2. Minnow says:

    Barry, please check your manhood at the door. It is clear to everyone you want Greenwald to be your fudge packer.

    How else can anyone explain this obsession?

  3. Octopus says:

    The only other possible explanation is raging jealousy. It wouldn’t surprise me if Chunky’s twisted, confused little mind was roiling with a mixture of love and envy. The poor, blubbery blogfather! 😦

  4. stabby says:

    I just dropped by to see if you’d be posting in favor of prison swastika cowboy bootstraps.

    Inquiring minds and all that.

    • Minnow says:

      you mean…. the kind that look just like the Tennessee State Flag? Those kind of swastikas?

    • Daedalus says:

      Hah we prefer big booty hookers! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      You just dropped by because you visit this blog many, many times per day. You’re a glutton for punishment, as well as for everything else fattening, especially Cheetos. Say something disgusting about the womenfolk, and then go work on your blog-code, Chunky. See if you can get the loading time down to three minutes flat. 😆

    • d says:

      Oh great. And look who just waltzes in right when we’re busy.

    • Doppel Cool flash animations and web design techniques says:

      You are boring

    • frabbystinclair says:

      frank’s stabby’s mom is in favor of wearing prison swastika cowboy bootstraps when Ron Jeremy buggers her.

  5. Octopus says:

    This has gone beyond amusing. Yes, Garage Boy has brought it on himself, but he’s in dire straits now. Somebody get him another space heater and some warm blankets!

    My feet are almost ice cold right now. I don’t care if your room in Sochi doesn’t have a coat rack. 6 minutes ago
    17 lousy days in Sochi. You’ll live. I’ve been living this winter hell for a lot longer. Stop your privileged whining. I don’t care. 8 minutes ago
    Dear Sochi journalists. The Olympics end in 17 days. After which, you get to return to your spiffy flat or suburban home. Quit whining. 10 minutes ago
    I’m in a 20’x30′ unheated room with a tiny space heater. Wearing a coat, etc. I need some perspective man.… 22 minutes ago
    In the past 24 hours I’ve seen more complaints from “journalists” in Sochi than I have in the past year from Syrian refugees. 56 minutes ago
    OMG! Some rooms in Sochi are missing coat racks!… #StruggleSochi 57 minutes ago
    #DenverWX 8:37 PM -8°F -22°C Wind Chill -26°F (-32°C) 1 hour ago

    • Minnow says:

      No wonder Gus is so down…. no coat racks in Sochi. That is offensive. And that sputnik dude or is it Gorbachov… wait…. the macho douchebag Marvin? No, Melvin? Oh, yeah that’s right Vladimir!

      Huh what?

      Garage Boy ought to get a job like the rest of us.

      • Arachne says:

        Gussy, if you got off your ass and got a job, you could afford a Motel 6 by the week and I understand they provide heat. You aren’t going to make enough if your career is digging through trash cans for Coke cans.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Is a 20′ X 30′ room about the size of a 3 car garage? That’s a BIG room. Hey Gus! Why doncha get an electric blanket and wear it like a cape?

    • Doppel Cool flash animations and web design techniques says:

      I once felt sorry for the journalist that had no coat rack till I met Gus who sleeps in a coat in his rack

    • d says:

      I don’t know whether Gus is that sad and pathetic or just a dog on the internet. But it sure reflects ill on the Chunk man that one of his main contributors and most loyal followers claims to live in an unheated room in Colorado in the winter. Lotta credibility there Chunk.

      • Arachne says:

        How is it that Gus has an internet connection and NO HEAT? Weird sense of priorities Gus – I’d shell out the $30 for a space heater and forego annoying the folks on Twitter, who frankly don’t give a shit about you and just haven’t gotten around to unfollowing you yet.

  6. Octopus says:

    “In Russia, job gets you.”

  7. Octopus says:

    The Snow Turrets at the end of my driveway are now taller than me, possibly seven feet of warmening down there. I took some photos today, for posterity. I’m getting in really great shape, with all this shoveling. Like Thoreau said about chopping wood, shoveling snow warms you twice — once in the shoveling, and again as you admire your neat snowbanks, safe walkways and driveway from the toasty comfort of your home.

    If Gus would get out and shovel a few driveways for some elderly neighbors, he’d be both warmer and wealthier — I hear the kids are getting $20 a house for shoveling. One house, and you could afford another Wal-Mart space heater, Gussie. Or some good booze, whatever’s more necessary at the time.

  8. Doppel Cool flash animations and web design techniques says:

    Charles ICYMI

    Snowden Nobel Peace Prize

    Just ICYMI

  9. Minnow says:

    more and more federal agencies are buying small arms and ammo. Think about that next time you are down at the post office waiting ….. (I deleted the rest0

  10. Octopus says:

    It’s an ugly, ugly emotion, this jealousy.

    • Doppel Cool flash animations and web design techniques says:


      250 MILLION dollars.

    • Arachne says:

      Usually you have to try to ascertain the “feeling” from the written word. Fatass’s jealousy is screaming like a banshee from his timeline.

      • poteen2 says:

        Ariana got $300 million. GG got $250. Gay guy and a gimme girl. Charlie’s confused. Gimme guys don’t succeed much. “specially at $79.95 a month.

  11. Octopus says:

    The MSM is a lot of things, self-described Liberal Democrats to an overwhelming degree, but “libertarian” is not a description any sane person would throw at them. 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    Chunky-Stabs, you should buy this and have it delivered to Gus’s Sis’s Garage immediately. Have a heart, even if it is an enlarged, leaky and fat-clogged organ. The dude’s been loyal, man. God only knows why, but he has been.

    • d says:

      I saw some comments of his a few days back and he claims to now be in Colorado. Why he thinks someone willing to live in an unheated room in Colorado in the winter has any credibility in his endless tweets and posts and such is beyond me. Who the hell does that? And although I don’t read their too much I’ve not seen one Lizardo express sympathy for him. Much more sympathy for Spurious Burka over the Tang spat. It’s truly a hellish place.

  13. Octopus says:

    They’re actually getting PAID! Can you imagine that? Exchanging work for monetary remuneration? What a concept. 😯

  14. Liz_Ardoid says:

  15. LGFisapitofshit says:

    Gus goes full on Jewish hate. Nice people in your blog fatfuck.

  16. Octopus says:

    This video can also be viewed as a metaphor for how this winter surprised a lot of people with its frigid ferocity. Climate Chaos, y’all! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      George needs to play outside. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        George is loving the snow! We have a hard time getting him to come back in the house. I’m a little concerned about what he’s deposited in the layers of snow out there, that will come to light in the next thaw. Big cleanup ahead.

        Those dogs sliding down the hill on their sides are killing me.

      • rightymouse says:

        Sliding and rolling around must soothe any itching. That’s all I have. 😆

  17. Octopus says:

    Tommy’s had a weird, guitar-pluckin’ life:

  18. trebob says:

    Gus is making me have some sympathy for his plight. I suggest that he buys a lottery ticket and a trailer. A tune for you Gus!

  19. trebob says:

    For the rest of us working class folks who are in the deepest throes of global warmening, shoveling, insulating and shivering, it’s only 135 more days until summer. Let the countdown commence.

  20. rightymouse says:


    Charlie’s jealous.

    • trebob says:

      Lessee, Greenwald took his notoriety and is now going to be the main man at a quarter of a billion dollar start-up. He also travels the world and has a good looking boyfriend. In many people’s minds Greenwald is set for a happy life.

      Charles took his notoriety and pissed it all away on a narcissistic fantasy leaving him to suck on whatever government teat he can find for the remainder of his days. Charles is a miserable, lonely man who has ensured he will be poor and dependent for the rest of his pathetic life.

      What’s there for him to be jealous of? 😆

      • Arachne says:

        I believe he also has upwards of a quarter million Twitter followers. With probably one-quarter of the OUTGOING Tweets that Blubberbutt has.

        So who do you think they really want to hear from. Chuck?

  21. rightymouse says:

    Octopus :
    We are all Snowed-In.

    You’re so Punny. 😆

  22. Because says:

  23. Zeus Crankypants says:

    d :
    I don’t know whether Gus is that sad and pathetic or just a dog on the internet. But it sure reflects ill on the Chunk man that one of his main contributors and most loyal followers claims to live in an unheated room in Colorado in the winter. Lotta credibility there Chunk.

    Years ago (I don’t know when… when I was still on LGF and Gus was in Denver) I offered that guy all kinds of help, help with his medical needs, help with some money or food and even help with some cheap bottles of booze.

    He refused even though I only lived about 30 miles from where he was staying on the east side of Denver.

    He’s a poor excuse for a person. He revels in his shit and if he didn’t have the shit to wallow in, he’d be forced to make something of himself.

    He’d rather stay lazy, hungry and cold. That’s doesn’t take any will power.

    I don’t feel sorry for him for one minute.

  24. Zeus Crankypants says:

    rightymouse :

    He does seem to wallow in his own self-inflicted misery.

    And I will gladly let him. That’s compassionate conservatism.

    • rightymouse says:

      I have an alcoholic SIL. She has musical talent so manages to scrape by with gigs. Still, it’s painful to watch her try & mooch free drinks whenever the family is out together. My husband and I refuse to enable her. To her, we’re mean. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      I still think Chunky should reward his lapdog’s unwavering loyalty with a small token of appreciation. Perhaps he could spring for tix to the matinee showing of “The Legos Movie,” and they could go together? Might inspire Gussie to brush off that old dream, of building himself a sweet house out of Legos. Or, it could just be a nice outing for both of them, to help shake the cabin fever of this miserable winter.

  25. Voltaire's Crack says:

    LGF is the Gus of the blogosphere..

  26. Pakimon says:

    It looks like Gus got himself some more “sugar”. >>>>>>>>>>>

    Lookit him go! 😆

  27. rightymouse says:

    Wow, Charlie! Don’t cry or anything, but people really don’t give a crap about your ten year old code. What a boring goofball. 🙄

  28. Juan Epstein says:

    I see white people.

  29. Juan Epstein says:

    Rows and rows of white people marching.

    Marching under Crosses.

    • poteen2 says:

      Sounds like an Irish Confirmation Celebration. They’re all 12 years old. Under crosses.

      • Octopus says:

        I see Arlington Cemetery. I hope the dead soldiers aren’t made to march, though. They’ve done more than their fair share of that, already.

  30. Juan Epstein says:

    White Olympics.

  31. Octopus says:

    I came across an old copy of the venerable Boy Scouts-issued handbook, “Shelters, Shacks And Shanties,” and I instantly thought of Gus. Surely, I thought, there must be a better way for him to subsist in the wild without having to grub off and intrude upon family and friends. Didn’t take long to come up with something simple he could build in any woodsy environment, even in bear country.

    Strike out on your own, Gus. Make a new start. Bring a pal, if you’re afraid of getting too lonely. Chunky might join you, if his blog continues to sink like a rusty cannonball dropped into a muddy swamp. I know Hoops would be there in a trice, with a basket of cheer.


    The fagot shack is also a new style of camp and is intended
    for use in places where large timber cannot be cut,
    but where dwarf willows, bamboo cane, alders, or other
    small underbrush is more or less plentiful. From this
    gather a plentiful supply of twigs and with improvised
    twine bind the twigs into bundles of equal size. Use
    these bundles as you would stones in building the wall and
    lay them so as to break joints, that is, so that the joints
    are never in a continuous line. Hold the wall in place by
    stakes as shown in Fig. 26. Use the browse, small twigs
    with the leaves adhering to them, in place of mortar or
    cement so as to level your bundles and prevent their rocking
    on uneven surfaces. The doorways and window openings
    offer no problem that a rank outsider cannot solve.
    Fig. 27 shows the window opening, also shows you how the
    window-sill can be made firm by laying rods over the top
    of the fagots. Rods are also used across the top of the
    doorw^ay upon which to place the bundles of fagots or
    twigs. Twigs is probably the best term to use here, as
    fagots might be thought to mean larger sticks, which may
    be stiff and obstinate and hard to handle.

    After the walls are erected, a beaver-mat roof may be
    placed upon them or a roof made on a frame such as shown
    in Fig. 28 and thatched with small sticks over which a
    thatch of straw, hay, rushes (Figs. 66 and 69), or browse
    may be used to shed the rain.
    One great advantage which recommends the beavermat
    and fagot camp to lovers of nature and students of
    forestry lies in the fact that it is unnecessary to cut down
    or destroy a single large or valuable young tree in order
    to procure the material necessary to make the camp.
    Both of these camps can be made in forest lands by using
    the lower branches of the trees, which, when properly cut
    close to the trunk (Fig. 121), do not injure the standing
    timber. The fagot hut may be made into a permanent
    camp by plastering the outside with soft mud or clay and
    treating the inside walls in the same manner, thus transforming
    it into an adobe shack

    • Minnow says:

      and, Boy Scout-wise…what could be better than a fagot shack….

      • Octopus says:

        Nothing could be better. Here’s a diagram, to help in the construction. Looks like Gus and Hoops, having fun together and building a sturdy shelter, for a long, warm and fruitful camping expedition. 🙂

  32. swamprat says:

    A “progressive” complaining about “shilling for Russia”?
    Leftist ideology: check
    Anti-China: check
    Values destructive to America: check
    Worships failed theories first proposed by Marx; check

    Which parts of “shilling for Russia” are they supposedly against?