Shiplord Kirel warns about a Christian Revolution

Shiplord Kirel is convinced that Christians will cause a “national calamity.”

Shiplord warns about Christians

Kirel has bought into the paranoid world view of Charles.


62 Comments on “Shiplord Kirel warns about a Christian Revolution”

  1. Abu Crusader says:

    moslems will revolt in a violent fashion before Christians, which is a shame. Christians are ‘evil’ wanting to save humanity – islam is ‘good’ trying to destroy it. Shitload doesn’t have the stones to mention that. Creepy hanger-on, Shitload.

  2. poteen2 says:

    “Don’t have the guts for an armed uprising”
    4’10” Sister Mary Catherine with a yardstick is more than a match for you and all your good friend Moslem bomber breeders you ignorant lying little pussy. God damn but you’re dumb

  3. Marsha Lahwe says:

    This is a bit of a puzzling post. One one hand, Kirel lives in fear of disaster, calamity, etc. owing to some unspecified set of paranoid fantasies. Then he says these same people are gutless and will never take such a drastic measure of taking up arms.

    These two positions don’t seem to reconcile, unless he thinks they are planning some kind of large group fart or something.

    • d says:

      Yeah it’s the kind of thing that happens when a commenter is mixed up and more concerned with trying to please his blog daddy than actually expressing his real opinion.

  4. swamprat says:

    Well. Kirel has a choice of countries that have no Christian affiliation or any desire to go in that direction; China, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Cuba, Turkey…

    He could go with the Netherlands: Norway, Sweden, and such, but of course they started with Christian values, so you wouldn’t want such tainted ideologies when you could get full strength, wonderful, unChristian paradises. Have no worries about those fantastic non Christian european nirvanas, after time, they will “rise” to the level of their untainted peers.

    • swamprat says:

      “nirvanas. After”

    • adolphe menjou says:

      Norway, Sweden and the Netherlands are being overrun by the practitioners of the ROP and have about 30 years until they are under the thumb of the ummah

      in that case I recommend Jimmy go there and set up shoppe in their little enclaves and walk around without a beard and feel the love for the kuffar!

  5. JimboXL says:

    Weren’t they making fun of dooms day believers for thinking calamities would happen? Yet they themselves submerge into full paranoia based on the absurd scenario of some major Christian American terrorist event.

    • swamprat says:

      You don’t understand! LGF knows that the DOMINIONISTS are planning to take over! They have done research into the DOMINIONISTS plan to subvert our precious public school system and to take over America by outbreeding the unbelievers.

      Seriously. I have read this on LGF. Charles has referenced this nonsense.

  6. swamprat says:

    I made a comment above about some countries that are “unburdened” by the “oppression” that is christianity. Some of those countries are both UNFETTERED BY CHRISTIANITY and, as an added bonus, HAVE NO RIGHTWING!

    Now if you want to see real freedom, check out *those* utopias!

  7. d says:

    So I guess when the Christians have caused this national calamity you’ll then embrace them and call anyone racists who suspect them of ill intentions? Ya know like the LGF stance on Muslims?

  8. Sigmoid Fraud says:

    this one’s for you Jimmy boy. Get some help

  9. Octopus says:

    He’s on to us! We were going to pull off the big uprising this spring, and call it “Whitey Spring.” It was to commence during Holy Week, with a major offensive on Easter Sunday. How did this keen-eyed Pantsload get aholt of our dastardly plans?

    In other news, the Arab Spring turns out to have been very, very bad for Christians in the Middle East. That’s so odd, as it was based on radical Islam, which is usually really cool about tolerance and coexist bumperstickers. I bet they saw an inflammatory video on Youtube that turned them against Christians.

  10. Doppel Milyo says:

    Jimmy from Lubbock is the classical example of the Stockholm syndrome.
    NOBODY has deviated from their core beliefs more than that guy. He’s mirrored Charles’ every move like a hagfish follows a shark.

    tomorrow if Charles put on a hitler moustache and started playing Wagner, Jimmy would get himself some jack boots and an SS uniform

  11. HaikuMan says:

    “Turn the other cheek”
    “Islam is spread by the sword”
    No comparison

  12. windbag says:

    Wow, can these losers display any more evidence of their ignorance, bigotry, paranoia, and stupidity than this?

  13. Captain Death says:

    “Jimmy from Lubbock” aka Shiplord Kirel is a real asshole.

  14. icekoldebassman says:

    Birds of a feather: Our-Icarus in-Chief, Barry style.

  15. Because change money, mister? says:

    rightymouse :
    That Salon crap is horrifying. Myerson should go and live in North Korea for a year or so and then come back & see if he still glories this horrifying ideology that can never sustain itself without utter and complete human misery & devastation.

    And not in the tourist hotels, either. If you’re gonna go commie, you gotta live like and with the proles.

    • rightymouse says:

      Yep. And watch a few sportive execution by firing squad of traitors. All in the name of fun, of course.

  16. d says:

    So the idiot at Salon seems to think it’s not the fault of Communism that all those bad top down things happened to kill and starve all those people. Communism will work as soon as we all agree we don’t own anything. Then I guess it’s just deciding who gets the big houses and who gets the little ones.

    Communism is more of an “aspiration, not an immediately achievable state,” Myerson wrote. “It, like democracy and libertarianism, is utopian in that it constantly strives toward an ideal, in its case the non-ownership of everything and the treatment of everything – including culture, people’s time, the very act of caring, and so forth – as dignified and inherently valuable rather than as commodities that can be priced for exchange.”
    Because of the various technological and social advances made in the last century, “we could expect an approach to communism beginning here and now to be far more open, humane, democratic, participatory and egalitarian than the Russian and Chinese attempts managed.”

    And the sooner we can force the right wing motherfuckers to shut up about freedom and give up their religion and guns, the sooner we can achieve that Utopian caring, sharing dream!

  17. Doppel shrink says:

    he believes that ” a major percentage of society is clinically insane”

    So either jimmy is right and everybody is crazy …………….or Jimmy is the problem.

    tough call

  18. Doppel ICYMI says:

    Gus just sent out 10 tweets in 14 minutes

  19. Because Cheetos says:

    • rightymouse says:

      You what other habit is hard to break? Tweeting crap as though you think people other than the sycophants at LGF actually give a crap.

      • Doppel ICYMI says:

        it’s telling that Charles is even replying to this piece of crap. there was a day when Charles had almost no interaction with the lizards. thousands of people far smarter and accomplished than he , yet a comment or a nod from Charles was a rare feather in the cap, I suppose

        now he’s left to chatting with freaks like this splodeydope convert. He’s certainly lived up to his nickname, Icarus.

        Big crash indeed

      • rightymouse says:

        **know what**

      • Pakimon says:

        Or in Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail lingo…”no wut” 😀

  20. trebob says:

    Jimmy from Lubbock has had these apocalyptic fantasies for some time. We’ve even documented them here and here. There is some sort of deep seated hatred of religion in that boy.

    There have also been many times I’ve thought J from L might be a Charles sock.

    • Doppel ICYMI says:

      just skip to 2:34 so you don’t have to listen to Charles more than necessary. Jimmy the ass kissing anti Christian bigot calls in to sniff at the ass crack of Icarus
      PS: this was 2009 and was Charles’ last appearance on a mainstream program, if you can call the alan colmes radio show mainstream

      • rightymouse says:

        Charlie was SOOOOOOOO hoping to cash in on all that Hope & Change. Tough luck ass-hole. You w ound up with the dregs.

  21. Pakimon says:

    and a lot less commenters and relevance and credibility. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      The dweeb who gave the above tweet the “1 FAVORITE” has got to be Gus.

      Now he doesn’t have to deal with all the people who are smarter and more successful then him. 😆

    • trebob says:

      That’s why act so stupidly over there. They’re smoking craters!

    • Because says:

      I’m glaad I sat that war out. I can’t think of a more boring subject.

    • Pakimon says:

      The biggest smoking crater was left by the well documented crashing and burning of Chunkles’ career as a “power player” in the Blogosphere.

      Now he’s reduced to being the butt of jokes by both sides of the political spectrum and a cautionary tale to those who are tempted to indulge in hubris and Cheetos.

      Lots of Cheetos… 😆

  22. Pakimon says:

    The other white powder?

    Well, that explains a lot.

    No wonder Gus has been farting out tweets every two minutes, eighteen hours a day for the past week.

    Guess he found the couch owner’s stash. It isn’t going to bode well for ol’ Gus when the couch owner finds out and decides it’s time to “extract payment” from Gus’ broke, unemployed ass.

    This might shine light on how Gus acquired his “bum leg”.

    A baseball bat to the kneecap perhaps? 😆

  23. Pakimon says:

    I guess “graments” is Chunklish for Cheetos.

    His very next tweet is a #NowPlaying Amazon spam tweet.

    Coincidence? I think not… 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Yeah. And he calls OTHER people stalkers. Yeesh. 🙄

      • Pakimon says:

        His obsession with Greenwald and Snowden is starting to border on the pathological.

        I guess Pam’s boobies have lost their allure in the mind of The Chunkster.

        At least for now.

        We’ll know for sure when Chunky gets around to sampling those testosterone boosters you see advertised on late night TV.

        He’s probably waiting for a cut-rate discount on 😆

  24. Pakimon says:

    Employment is like trying to find a job where you aren’t actually expected to work. #spongemooch