Charles: “stalkers hook up and share smears.”

Anyone who criticizes Charles he smears as stalkers. With his beefs with the Greenwald fans,  he now claims to have Leftwing Stalkers. When he gets called out of labeling anyone who criticizes him as “stalkers” he denies it.


Charles called his Rightwing and Leftwing critics as “stalkers” in his timeline. It is clear this man is a pathological liar.


81 Comments on “Charles: “stalkers hook up and share smears.””

  1. poteen2 says:

    Since when is it a smear to call a cockroach a cockroach?
    Unless you’ve just smeared a cockroach all over the sidewalk.
    Lefties, righties Unite! Death to cockroaches!!

  2. fecal smear says:

    When referencing Charles Icarus Johnson, the term “smear” is to be replaced with the term ” skidmark”

  3. Abu bin Postgame Sammich says:

    The old, “you must be mistaken” defense when someone rightfully calls you out on being an asswhistle, eh Charles? Written words are a bitch, dumbass.
    / white space blocker
    // more blocker

  4. Because yeah, they're in the dishwasher says:

    • fecal smear says:

      yes you are garage boy. you probably missed 90% of their season since it was shown indoors

    • Arachne says:

      Always funny when assholes try to be clever. Everybody in the effing country knows how the Broncos got there, Gus. It’s called Home Field Advantage and the playoffs. It’s the same way the Seahawks got there.

  5. Octopus says:

    Bokay, I just slept for half an hour, and now I’m going to be up half the night. This is why actors and rock stars turn to heroin, kidz. Me, I’m just going to put on some old jams, and read some boring shit until I pass out again. Wish I had some drugs!! (no)

  6. Because HA HA! says:

  7. d says:

    I have to say I take full responsibility for the Bronco’s loss. The very same thing happened to the Bengals when I rooted for them in the playoff’s after an impressive 11-5 season. Suddenly the star QB and the entire team forgot how to play football altogether. This is a clear pattern and I’m the obvious common factor. I’m like the wife in that classic joke that ends with the guy on his deathbed “Sophie, you’re a friggin’ jinx!! Get the hell away from me!”

  8. Octopus says:

    George said the same thing, oddly enough. Funny how the other species missed the importance of this inflated-pigskin kickaround. Are they lacking a gene or something?

  9. Anyone know what the hell he’s talking about? LOL

  10. Octopus says:

    P.S. Never root for a professional team in the championship game or series! This way madness lies. Unless it’s your hockey team, and you live in Detroit, and they’ve made the playoffs 21 years in a row despite ruining your childhood with horrible decades of futility, like the Lions have in football.

    I’m thinking, Denver fans must have thought their team was favored today. I would have, I’m sure. Look at the ass-kicking they received. Similar to Chunky’s fall from grace in 2009, it is. Precipitous. THUD. Boom goes the kryptonite. 😆

  11. Arachne says:

    I’d call it the worst Super Bowl rout ever but IIRC, the Broncos lost to the San Francisco 49ers back in 1990 by 45 points.

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    Bro-opt PST.

  13. rightymouse says:

    Charles has once again proven that he’s thin-skinned. Here’s a clue, bud. If you don’t want people smacking you around on the interwebs, stop spouting stupid crap.

  14. Juan Epstein says:

    Shmears is a dog-whistle.

  15. Dude, four tweets about GG in, what, 5 minutes? And you call other people ‘stalkers’?

  16. Octopus says:

    He is more obsessed with GG than he’s ever been with anyone! I think he’s truly in love. 😆

    Greenwald: “Who?”

  17. Octopus says:

    Greenwald is mighty. Mighty fine, eh, Fatass?

    • Arachne says:

      Oh man you so funnee when you wear your pathetic looser shirt, Blubberbutt.
      At least Greenwald isn’t taking my tax dollars to spew insults at an entity that takes them to spew insults at ME.

  18. Octopus :

    Greenwald is mighty. Mighty fine, eh, Fatass?

    And you are as pure as the driven snow, right? Just listen to yourself, Charles, just stop and listen to your infantile screeds.

  19. icekoldebassman :

    Octopus :

    Greenwald is mighty. Mighty fine, eh, Fatass?

    And you are as pure as the driven snow, right? Just listen to yourself, Charles, just stop and listen to your infantile screeds.

    Dang! I was refering to Chunk and his anane remark inre: GG and NPR.

  20. Doppel ICYMI says:

    Charles is also on NPR

    the not particularly relevant network

  21. Doppel ICYMI says:

    Charles does a dozen tweets an hour. basically cutting and pasting what other people said


  22. trebob says:

    Today's racist commentary from Breitbart•com: Why Coca Cola's Multicultural 'America the Beautiful' Ad Was Offensive— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 3, 2014

    Charles, you ignorant douche. There’s nothing racist in that article. You are such a flaming racist that you think everything and everyone follows your same line of (and I use the term very loosely here) thinking. Charles, you would have probably made a good small town klan leader.

  23. beeed says:

    He forgot us centrist stalkers. We stalk from ANY position. Today I stalk him from behind.

  24. beeed says:

    Congrats on your super bowl. It’s such a world event.

    • Octopus says:

      The whole world loves America! 🙂

      HI, Beed. How’s the weather over there? Cold enough for ya?

    • Arachne says:

      After yesterday, man, I can’t think why. My customary contingent of five die-hard football fans left early to beat the rush on the streets to get home. Except it was halftime.

      • Because says:

        Meanwhile in Seattle, they started burning couches in the streets.

        And where TF did they get all those fireworks this time of year?

      • livefreeor die says:

        This game was the earliest my husband and I ever stopped watching a Super Bowl.
        What a horrible way to end the season. Now the yawning void of six months without football until the preseason starts…
        (Starts banging head on desk.)

  25. trebob says:

    Gus, you are an ignorant douche as well. That is a ten year old story and it wasn’t true ten years ago either.


    “Research has shown that the drugs seem to sabotage the workings of the inner ear, causing permanent damage. But the drugs do not appear to affect the cochlear nerve, which brings sound into the brain.”

    Limbaugh has an auto-immune disease that attacked the cochlear nerve.

    At least for Limbaugh, he’s highly functional making about $40 million a year. Your drug use Gus has left you a mindless, drooling garage boy drinking cheap vodka and eating cheaper chicken pot pies. Gus, you and Charles both should be apologizing to everyone for sucking in so much oxygen. It’s certain that it could go to better use.

    • Octopus says:

      Your Five O’Clock Vodka? Really?

      • OLT's Next Up: Sturm Ruger Gay Marriage Support says:

        Being anti-Coke is now raaaacist and isolationist.

        Coke fixed that little red wagon with an (IMO) awful commercial that “conservatives” seem to hate, but there are those of us who see the genius in it at work.

        ROTFLMAO at the Proggies and Occupoopers beaten at their own game by an evil global corporation that literally sells the hell out of something NO ONE NEEDS but (almost) EVERYONE LIKES.

        That’s right, Coca-Cola has nothing you NEED. And they make money by the metric ton. 48 BILLION dollars in 2012 from sugar and water with a little caramel coloring. And, in another statistic that Democrats hate, this evil multinational employs over 140,000 people.

        But now they’re all multi-culti again, just like back when they were hippies all of a sudden. You lazy name-slingers made your bed, and they just poured ice-cold soda pop in it. Go ahead and lie down, losers.

    • Arachne says:

      As it stands? Uh no, dickweed – you an the rest of the bullshit brigade haven’t the foggiest idea why he lost his hearing and unless you’re reading a report from his ENT specialist, how about you just sit down and shut the fuck up.

  26. Octopus says:

    Gus and Chunky really make it too easy. 😆

  27. OLT's There Are Rules For Media says:

    beeed :
    Congrats on your super bowl. It’s such a world event.

    It was, just like the Hutu-Tutsi genocide. A collective uninterested yawn that thundered around the globe is the only evidence that it happened.

    No, what the Super Bowl needed to make it INSTANTLY the topic of conversation by top experts all over the world was a shooting with an “assault weapon”.

    Then the world wouldn’t be able to sleep from the happy opportunity to explain, as American Leftists do, why various authoritarian governments around the world produce superior results (as in all the massacres are approved and budgeted by the authorities out of public monies).

  28. Daedalus says:

    Arachne :

    I’d call it the worst Super Bowl rout ever but IIRC, the Broncos lost to the San Francisco 49ers back in 1990 by 45 points.

    This game in many ways was the end of an era. Payton Manning was the face of the NFL the last 10 years. The main rivalry was his with Tom Brady. Now the new rivalry is Seattle vs. Frisco. Last night’s game was the end of one era and the beginning of a new one.

    • Octopus says:

      It was also the ultimate re-affirmation of the old adage, “Defense wins championships.” An adage that many teams would do well to take to heart, including our Lions and Wolverines. The MSU Spartans understand, for sure. Bless their hearts! 😉

  29. Octopus says:

    The perfect t-shirt design for Fatass?

  30. Because Gus Goes Godwin says:

  31. Because Gnaw that bone, Chunky says:

    • LGFisapitofshit says:

      What a dick. The “right” is different than the GOP just like khmer Rouge is different than the DNC.

    • trebob says:

      Charles is just peevish because there was nothing posted about the ad except things like “heart warming”, “charming”, “ranks among viewers top ten”. Obviously Charles gets annoyed when he looks foolish, which is often.

      Personally I couldn’t relate to the first ad. Had I poured cereal on Dad, he and/or Mom would be giving me a hiding. So this commercial I related to much better. At least with this one I’m not left thinking, “why’d she waste all that cereal? Her Dad’s gonna pound her.”. With this ad I found out, Gracie runs the house. 🙂

  32. Pakimon says:

    Like anyone would bother to send you hate mail. You have to be relevant to get hate mail.

    Everyone just regards you with bemused disdain or outright laughter. 😆

  33. Pakimon says:

    Chunky knows that Mountain Dew is made by Pepsi and not Coca Cola, doesn’t he? 😆

  34. Pakimon says:

    Gus has also realized that he’ll never have to get a job as long as people are stupid enough to give him a couch to sleep on and let him steal their Wi-Fi so he can bleat inane tweets all day instead of actually working. :lol:.

    • d says:

      Just crap you don’t know about evidently. Because you just tweeted multiple times only hours ago about the Super Bowl and NFL of which you admitted you know next to nothing.

    • Eva Brawny says:

      Gus has an opinion on everything and shares it.

      like the guy with egg farts in the elevator, unfortunately everybody shares in his opinion

    • Because says:

      Lol. Go Broncos, Gus!

    • livefreeor die says:

      So why have you been sending out inane opinions on Twitter all day?
      Too bad being an ignorant hypocrite doesn’t pay well-you’d own a mansion, Gussy.

    • Abu oyliM says:

      Gus posts this crap only to read here and IM Mr. Avacado Sammich. – because Charles never reads here. Gus won’t post here because of the butthurt Bunk 10, OLT and others have put on him.

  35. ISTE says:


    Nasal Twang under attack!


  36. poteen2 says:

    Because Gnaw that bone, Chunky :

    Charlie! It’s a job opening you fucking idiot, Apply. You have the requisite lack of skills and social function. They’ll love you.

  37. Octopus says:

    They are NOT politically correct, and they promote diabetes. I will bring them down with my tweets.

    • livefreeor die says:

      So much for not expressing an opinion on everything, right Gus?
      What is your opinion on societal leeches who have time to use Twitter and the internet all day but don’t work? How about people who mooch off of family members and then bitch about said family members in a public forum? You must have one about lushes who wash their underwear in dishwashers..

  38. Octopus says:

    Woody: “I think I’m being followed. I don’t know who is after me. I feel the same anxieties everywhere I go—the country, L.A., Europe. It’s a general sense of suspicion, paranoia and fear.”

    It’s like you have a psychic-twin, Fatass! 😯

  39. Octopus says:

    From the Woody Allen interview tweeted about:

    He has little interest in family life: “It’s no accomplishment to have or raise kids. Any fool can do it.”

    Any fool but you, asswipe. You couldn’t be around kids, without trying to fuck around with them.

    He goes on: “I’m open-minded about sex. I’m not above reproach; if anything, I’m below reproach. I mean, if I was caught in a love nest with 15 12-year-old girls tomorrow, people would think, yeah, I always knew that about him.” Allen pauses. “Nothing I could come up with would surprise anyone,” he ventures helplessly. “I admit to it all.” 😯

    It’s really too bad the statute of limitations has run out on the molestation of Dylan. I expect further revelations in the future, from the girls Woody and Soon-Yi adopted. Pedophiles never change.