Some political analysis from Charles about Conservatism

The content has been very thin at LGF and I was out and about the town. I am no shut in like Charles, so my apologies for no new post the last 2 days. I checked Twitter to see what Charles was discussing. He makes this comment about the state of Conservatism.

Charles is not a deep thinker.


173 Comments on “Some political analysis from Charles about Conservatism”

  1. swamprat says:

    But it was ok when he was conservative

  2. swamprat says:

    Re; progressives, socialists, communists and the like…

    Top murderers in the history of the world;
    pol pot

    “If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities.” [Voltaire]

    Draw your own conclusions.

  3. Because says:

    We are all fucons now.

  4. Because Achtung!!! says:

  5. dopple FU says:

    Just more incoherent pap he stole from some other juvenile putz

  6. Because Gus' tweets are funnier than Chuck's says:

  7. Bunk X says:

    Some assholes charged $15K to my unused MasterCard account for international travel from Nairobi, and Charles has a big following in Kenya. Coincidence or terrorist threat?

  8. Because voodoo says:

    • Bunk X says:

      Voodoo was invented by the French to keep their Caribbean slaves in line by scaring the crap out of them.

      • Bunk X says:

        On the other hand, Mumbo Jumbo came out of west Africa. If a husband was pissed off at his spouse for some reason, there’d be a ceremony, and Mumbo Jumbo would emerge from the darkness unannounced and beat the crap out of the offending wife in order to settle the matter.

  9. Because the bum's rush says:

    • Octopus says:

      Is Gus talking about his master, here? Because Fatass not only stole a bus, he also threw about 15,000 paying customers under its cruel wheels. A moment of stark revelation, Gussie?

  10. ISTE says:

    Just got back from my trip to Africa. Amazing flight back, first class on Kenya Airways is awesome.

    Took lots of photographs of the safari and cute pictures of lion cubs. Will post them later.

    Nairobi airport is a great place to shop for bargains before you depart.

    Thanks Mr Bonk.

  11. Octopus says:


  12. Octopus says:

    Not to be confused with garage psychosis!

  13. Pakimon says:

    Remember when Charles Johnson was “relevant”? Those days are long gone. Now it’s “fuck you, give me $80.00 $79.95 or I’ll inundate you with malware, asian girl dating pop-ups and sex toy ads”. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      That’s really awesome, but there’s no denying that somebody put WAY more work into that video than that old dried-up husk of a swamp deserves. And Our Fatass would die of a heart attack about 20 seconds into a gangnam-style hoof. 😆


    • Al-Cheezeera says:

      That’s great. Does Charles have a thing for Asian women I wonder? Or would that be cheating on the Cheetos?

  14. stabby says:

    At one point Breitbart was crowing that they had proof positive that Obama is a black radical who hates the white man…

    I read it, it was Obama quoting and paraphrasing George H. W. Bush’s compassionate conservativism speech. That’s how far the current goobers in the Republican party are from the older, saner Republican party, they consider GHWB’s ideas radical and anti-white.

    So yeah, Chunky is right, and you’re all a bunch of idiots.

    • dopple FU says:

      Back from the dead you dipshit?

    • Octopus says:

      Shaddap, Chunky. You were “misled” for 8 years, in your 50’s. Means you’re weak-minded, and more than a bit daft. Go take a picture of the beach. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      “older, saner Republican party”
      You mean the one that shoved two losing candidates at their base two elections in a row? THAT older, saner Republican party? 😆

    • FrabbyStinclair says:

      At one point Ron Jeremy was crowing that he and John Holmes were “double-teaming” stabby’s mom…

    • LGFisapitofshit says:

      Hey Frank welcome back. I release you. Now go out there and interview for a job.

    • trebob says:

      STABS! You’re here again? Are you off your racist domination fantasies and back to thoughtlessly parroting liberal talking points?

      I can’t tell if it’s an improvement or not.

      So I take it you are in support of Charles’ tweet? Can you site an example of the differences in the two types of conservatism that Charles is tweeting about? Please show the best examples of “compassionate” and “fuck you” conservatism and make your case on how and when the transition has taken place.

    • Marsha Lahwe says:

      Add that to the right’s fierce opposition to bi-racial families and you might be on to something.

      • Pakimon says:

        And let’s not forget the diabolical “Southern Strategy” where racist democrats like Nathan Bedford Forrest were actually republicans in disguise while republicans like Abraham Lincoln were actually democrats but just didn’t realize it. 🙄

      • Pakimon says:

        My official Chunkles Johnson Race Detective™ decoder ring says it’s true so it must be.

        It also says “Be sure to drink your Mountain Dew” for some reason… 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        stabby frank Marsha Lawhe forgot to throw in a bleat about “white victimhood”.

        They don’t make moonbats like they used to..

      • Marsha Lahwe says:

        I hope this isn’t too long, but it speaks for itself.


        1) “(Obama’s) a nice person, he’s very articulate this is what’s been used against him, but he couldn’t sell watermelons if it, you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic.” — Dan Rather

        2) “White folks was in the caves while we [blacks] was building empires … We built pyramids before Donald Trump ever knew what architecture was … we taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.” — Al Sharpton

        3) “‘Hymies.’ ‘Hymietown.’” — Jesse Jackson’s description of New York City while on the 1984 presidential campaign trail.

        4) “A few years ago, (Barack Obama) would have been getting us coffee.” — Bill Clinton to Ted Kennedy

        5) “The Israeli puppeteer travels to Washington and meets with the puppet in the White House. He then goes down Pennsylvania Avenue and meets with the puppets in Congress. The Israeli leader then ‘brings back millions of dollars’ in aid to Israel.” — Ralph Nader

        6) “(Harry Reid) was wowed by Obama’s oratorical gifts and believed that the country was ready to embrace a black presidential candidate, especially one such as Obama — a ‘light-skinned’ African American ‘with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.” — Harry Reid’s comments reported by Mark Halperin and John Heilemann

        7) “I do not think it is an exaggeration at all to say to my friend from West Virginia [Sen. Robert C. Byrd, a former Ku Klux Klan recruiter] that he would have been a great senator at any moment. . . . He would have been right during the great conflict of civil war in this nation.” — Former Democratic Senator Christopher Dodd (D.,Conn.)

        8) “Civil rights laws were not passed to protect the rights of white men and do not apply to them.” — Mary Frances Berry, former Chairwoman, US Commission on Civil Rights

        9) “Tainting the tea party movement with the charge of racism is proving to be an effective strategy for Democrats. There is no evidence that tea party adherents are any more racist than other Republicans, and indeed many other Americans. But getting them to spend their time purging their ranks and having candidates distance themselves should help Democrats win in November. Having one’s opponent rebut charges of racism is far better than discussing joblessness.” — Mary Frances Berry, former Chairwoman, US Commission on Civil Rights

        10) “Well, because the Arabs who were involved in 9/11 cooperated with the Zionists, actually. It was a cooperation. They gave them the perfect excuse to denounce all Arabs. It’s a racist sort of thing, really racist – you know, picking out these 19 or 20 terrorists – they were terrorists – and saying all the Arabs are like them.” — Former Democratic Senator James Abourezk on Hizbullah TV

        11) “Let me see one of you adopt one of those ugly black babies.” — Abortionist Ashutosh Ron Virmani

        12) “There’s no great, white bigot; there’s just about 200 million little white bigots out there.” — USA Today columnist Julienne Malveaux

        13) “Them Jews aren’t going to let (Obama) talk to me. I told my baby daughter, that he’ll talk to me in five years when he’s a lame duck, or in eight years when he’s out of office. …They will not let him talk to somebody who calls a spade what it is.” — Jeremiah Wright

        14) “There’s white racist DNA running through the synapses of his or her brain tissue. They will kill their own kind, defend the enemies of their kind or anyone who is perceived to be the enemy of the milky white way of life.” — Jeremiah Wright

        15) “The white man is our mortal enemy, and we cannot accept him. I will fight to see that vicious beast go down into the lake of fire prepared for him from the beginning, that he never rise again to give any innocent black man, woman or child the hell that he has delighted in pouring on us for 400 years.” — Louis Farrakhan

        16) “White people shouldn’t be allowed to vote. It’s for the good of the country and for those who’re bitter for a reason and armed because they’re scared.” — Left-wing journalist Jonathan Valania

        17) “(Joseph Lowery) said that when he was a young militant, he used to say all white folks were going to hell. …’Then he mellowed and just said most of them were. Now, he said, he is back to where he was.’” — The Daily Mail quotes Joseph Lowery, who gave the benediction at President Obama’s inauguration

        18) “We are owned by propagandists against the Arabs. There’s no question about that. Congress, the White House, and Hollywood, Wall Street, are owned by the Zionists. No question in my opinion. They put their money where their mouth is…We’re being pushed into a wrong direction in every way.” — Helen Thomas

        19) “You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent.” — Joe Biden

        20) “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.” — Joe Biden

        21) “I give interracial couples a look. Daggers. They get uncomfortable when they see me on the street.” — Spike Lee

        22) “I want to go up to the closest white person and say: ‘You can’t understand this, it’s a black thing’ and then slap him, just for my mental health.” — New York City Councilman, Charles Barron

        23) “We got to do something about these Asians coming in and opening up businesses and dirty shops. They ought to go.” — Marion Barry

        24) “The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn’t. But she is a typical white person…” — Barack Obama

        25) “That’s just how white folks will do you. It wasn’t merely the cruelty involved; I was learning that black people could be mean and then some. It was a particular brand of arrogance, an obtuseness in otherwise sane people that brought forth our bitter laughter. It was as if whites didn’t know that they were being cruel in the first place. Or at least thought you deserving of their scorn.” — Barack Obama

      • Pakimon says:

        Sorry, Marsha Lahwe for insinuating you were stubby.

        The lack of a sarcasm tag threw me.

        Besides, stabby is too lazy and stupid to dig out all those racist quips by prominent democrats let alone post them. 😀

    • d says:

      YEAH I remember that too!!!!


    • Captain Death says:

      Back from rehab you retrobate?

  15. Octopus says:

    I were curious about the Seattle Seahawks’ mascot, so I did a little googlin’. Interesting stuff. Seems it’s supposed to be an osprey, but due to wildlife laws in the US, they have to use an augur hawk instead. Further, it would be more intimidating if they used the other seahawk, a huge, ferocious gull called the skua, which takes whatever it wants from anyone, killing those who refuse to surrender the booty. Kind of like a winged honey badger.

    So, here’s some learnin’ to while away the hours until gametime:

    Broncos are also interesting animals:

    Who will win today? Well, usually the team with the better defense wins the Super Bowl, but Manning is in a class by himself. It wouldn’t surprise me if he carves up Seattle the same way he has done just about everyone else this year. On the other hand, it wouldn’t surprise me if Seattle’s Richard Sherman goes nuts and throws a trident into Manning, killing him. This should be a classic matchup of Irresistible Force vs. Immovable Object.

    • rightymouse says:

      Am gearing up to be the kitchen slave today. The boyz have to be fed. 🙂

      • Pakimon says:

        Pakimog say make sure to throw in some sammiches! 😀

      • rightymouse says:

        No sammiches. Am making racist potstickers and eggrolls. And round-eye s’getti w/homemade meaty balls. 🙂

      • Pakimon says:


        Now I’m going to be hungering for potstickers and eggrolls all day.

        My first Superbowl Sunday prediction is Paki’s going to be making a stop at the Hong Kong Express this afternoon. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Most excellent, Paki!! 🙂

      • I’ll bring the Basil Hayden AND the Tesoro de Don Felipe Reposado!

      • trebob says:

        In deference to the 1/2″ of global warmening that has fallen this morning, we are having broiled shrimp & fried squid for game snackies and lobster eggs Benedict to eat.

      • rightymouse says:

        I’m coming over to YOUR house! 🙂

      • LGFisapitofshit says:

        Did someone say whisky? I am going with Rye today. Got me a bottle of lot 40 which I am eager to crack. Thinking of also tapping some red breast or seeing if my guy has green spot yet. For bourbon I’m liking Elmer t Lee today. Now I’m thirsty.

    • d says:

      Can’t wait! Which is unusual for me. Usually I don’t care after our Bengels bite it in the playoffs.

  16. Pakimon says:

    Superbowl Sunday…Oh yeah!

  17. Pakimon says:

    A little time waster while waiting for the game or waiting for Chunky to wake up and tweet something stupid and mockworthy.

    Or you can pretend you’re the Corpulent Pony-Tailed Blogger himself preventing his ever dwindling flock of mindless sheep from escaping The Bog. 😆

    *Link shamelessly stolen borrowed from Ace’s

  18. Octopus says:

    Watched “Blue Jasmine” last night, Woody Allen’s latest. I wanted to see it because Cate Blanchett was in it, giving a nominated performance. I thought it was pretty good, and she was amazing. I generally enjoy Allen’s movies, even though he is a creepy pedophile, with shitty political views. Every movie seems to have a few classic scenes.

    Remember Allen opining about the other director/pedophile, Roman Polanski? Well, I recall Allen saying it was time to forgive and forget, that Polanski had made a mistake, and had paid his dues, etc. Besides, it wasn’t “rape-rape,” as Whoopi informed us.

    Well, now Dylan Farrow is coming out as an adult and reaffirming that Allen molested her as a child. I used to think Allen was probably telling the truth, that Mia Farrow was mad at him for running off with her adopted daughter, and threw out the molestation-charges as revenge. Not anymore — I’ve read several articles about what a creepy pedo-stalker he was to Dylan when she was young. He definitely molested her, repeatedly and over a long-ish period of time. So, I don’t know if I’ll be watching any more of his movies.

    • rightymouse says:

      I read it. What an effing creep. He molested his other adopted daughter too, only she fell ‘in love’ with him and he upped and married her just in case.

    • d says:

      We had some of that happen in our family. I won’t go into the details but I will say this:

      Pedophiles, have you forgetten the things that happened when you were 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 thru teenage? Your victims won’t either. They never forget. And even if you are their parent or caregiver, they WILL hate you forever and they eventually WILL tell everyone. Everyone is going to know you are a sick molesting scumbag eventually.

    • d says:

      I really like Kate Blanchett too. She’s a good actress and exotically beautiful. Hopefully Allen’s deserved shit storm comeuppance won’t hurt her chances.

  19. Pakimon says:

    The late Andrew Breitbart didn’t deny calling corpulent pony-tailed blogger Charles Johnson “fuckface”.

    I couldn’t help noticing Chunkles didn’t deny he really is a fuckface either. 😆

  20. d says:

    No surprise here. Biggest turncoat scumbag of internet blogging comes out in defense of Allen, willing to entertain that Dylan is a liar, evidently:

    Charles Johnson Sat, Feb 1, 2014 5:46:30pm
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    On the Woody Allen story, this is interesting reading. Not saying I buy it, but Allen’s not without defenders.
    The Woody Allen Allegations: Not So Fast

    Lets not forget that Mia also corroborates her story and recounts numerous times where he was creepily favoring Dylan and trying to get her alone and away from Mia and the other kids. So Mia AND Dylan have to be lying purely out of spite and hatred.

    • d says:

      Four scumbags at the swamp updinged it.

    • Because says:

      It’s the glasses. Chicks hate guys with glasses.

    • Pakimon says:

      I’d bet if Woody Allen were a republican, Chunky would be bleating and honking:

      “Conservative Hollywood Director’s Pedophilia CONFIRMED!! Hypocritical GOP Turns Blind Eye!!”

      Then he’d go into his patented “guilt by association” routine by insinuating all republicans and Conservatives must be pedophiles.

      I can play that game too.

      I wouldn’t be surprised if Chunkles gets nailed in an internet child porn sting operation in the next few years.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s Teh Daily Beast he’s pimping, as per usual, a rotten libturd source. The Lefty Intellectuals aren’t going to let Woody go down, it would appear from the attacks on Dylan that appeared in the NYT comments and at other lefty sites I browsed. Just as I suspected. Which reminds me, Mariel Hemingway was only 16 when he was molesting her in “Manhattan.” Foreshadowing, we movie-buffs like to call that kind of clue.

      • Because says:

        Donkey #waronwomen

      • Pakimon says:

        Chunky’s hoping The Daily Beast will give him another chance after that first steaming pile he grunted out on them awhile back.

        I bet he’s still peeved about how the comments for that article were lit up with anecdotes and examples about what a fraudulent poser he really is… 😆

  21. Pakimon says:

    They’re going to blame you Mr. “Pot calling the Kettle black”!

    Notice that Gus changed his avatar to a Broncos logo. Most likely because the owner of the couch he sleeps on threatened him with an Atomic Wedgie if he didn’t. 😆

  22. d says:

    Justanotherhuman Sun, Feb 2, 2014 4:34:36am
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    Ah, shit.
    Groundhog handlers say Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, forecasting 6 more weeks of winter – @AP
    end of alert

    I really don’t understand why JAH and Gus make these comments about what a long crappy winter this is! They supposedly honestly believe the climate is changing and this may be one of the last winters they will ever experience. You would think they would want to savor one of the last long, cold winters before the Earth transforms into a steaming, parched, drought-ridden hot house of death, pestilence and destruction. Or maybe they just know it’s all a bunch of bullshit.

  23. Pakimon says:

    Bottle of cheap vodka stolen from couch owner’s liquor cabinet – check

    Expired Banquet chicken pot pies fished out of dumpster of grocery store – check

    Curtain open on neighbor’s window so he can peep at the game – check

    If I forgot anything on Gus’ “Ready” list, please feel free to contribute! 😀

    • Octopus says:

      Task chair (toilet seat mounted on 5-gal bucket) emptied behind garage – check

      Backup extension cord hidden on other side of garage, in case first neighbor pulls the effin’ plug again – check

      Legos all put away, so as not to be stepped on in barefeet when drunk – check

      Flipped cushion on couch, to enjoy dry side during game (accident last night) – check

    • Because says:

      Rubber love lady

    • Doppel milyo says:

      drunk tweets incoming!!

      get your flak helmets

  24. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog say since it Superbowl Sunday and rightymouse busy in kitchen making sammiches potstickers and eggrolls for menfolk, he post cheerleader video to get everyone in football mood!

    • rightymouse says:

      Potstckers & eggrolls ready for frying. Am making the meatyballs for round-eye ‘sghetti. Holy crap! I need a drink! 😯

      • Octopus says:

        Yum! I made two dips, one spicy and one not, and a bunch of homemade tortilla chips. We’re going low-key today.

      • Pakimon says:

        Pakimog glad rightymouse too tired and thirsty too launch gameday counterattack of hairy bulgy men.

        Pakimog toast rightymouse with rum drink for culinary diligence and good sportiness! 😀

        Pakimog invited to neighbors to watch game and drink whiskey drinks and eat homemade fiery chili!

        Pakimog put trip to Hong Kong Express for egg rolls and potstickers until after game. 😈

      • d says:

        We’re doing the classic wings and peel and eat shrimp. And the old lime Tostidos and salsa to fill in any gaps. Jug of Tanq in the freezer so martinis will happen.

  25. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog no forget Denver Broncos cheerleaders because Pakimog believe in being com-pree-hen-sive! 😀

  26. Octopus says:

    Cheerleaders are a fine American tradition, and it’s a travesty that the networks won’t show them on TV for more than a few seconds. There should be two timeouts per game, where the girls get to strut their stuff. They work hard, dammit! Those routines don’t learn themselves. 😡

  27. Octopus says:

    Well, another heroin casualty, and a fine actor dies with a needle in his arm. RIP, Philip.

    • d says:

      Really too bad. And he’d tried hard to keep it together. People can wreck their lives on just about anything but shooting up potent drugs is one of the surest and quickest ways.

      • rightymouse says:

        Makes me wonder about his demons. You’d think his kids would have been enough reason to keep from going to the dark side. Guess not. 😦

      • Octopus says:

        They say he was clean for 23 years, before he started in again. Maybe he was just done with his life, for whatever reason. Maybe he was depressed. There are lots of ways to off yourself.

      • rightymouse says:

        My son is enough reason to never even think of the dark side. Before he was born, I was having too much fun without drugs. Gotta be some bad demons there. 😦

      • d says:

        True Octo. And it occurs to me too that many of us will go that way, in hospice with an IV of some of the finest primo pain killers known to medical science. Nothing wrong with that but one hates to see such a fine talented man go at the top of his game. And I didn’t realize he had children. I bet this was just a mistake. Poor guy.

    • Al-Cheezeera says:

      Yea, this was really too bad. An amazingly talented actor.

  28. d says:

    I’ll just go ahead and post this so righty won’t have to 🙂

  29. d says:

    I’m making no predictions. Rooting for Manning and Broncos but love Wilson and the Seahawks too. Of course, everyone hopes Rich Sherman trips on his shoelaces at some point.

  30. Octopus says:

    Turns out, that’s exactly correct! 😆

    Hey, Fatass….when’s the last time your “scientists” talked about global warming, as opposed to climate change? You’re too thick to pick up on such a subtle page-flip, I know. Somebody hit Chunky over the head with the book, okay?

  31. rightymouse says:

    Pakimon :
    Pakimog glad rightymouse too tired and thirsty too launch gameday counterattack of hairy bulgy men.
    Pakimog toast rightymouse with rum drink for culinary diligence and good sportiness!
    Pakimog invited to neighbors to watch game and drink whiskey drinks and eat homemade fiery chili!
    Pakimog put trip to Hong Kong Express for egg rolls and potstickers until after game.

    Just to be fair, here’s some male cheerleaders. 😆
    Am ready to fry the appetizers soon. Guests have arrived. :mrgreen:

  32. Octopus says:

    You’ll like this, too, ‘Mouse:

    Real men! 🙂

  33. Octopus says:

    Anyone bother to count the bald-faced lies spewed by Obama in that interview with O’Reilly?

    I stopped after five, and turned to the basketball game. Ugh.

    • d says:

      You are to be commended for enduring that. I’ve seen his schtick before so, like someone burned by spilled hot oil or attacked by yellow jackets I eschewed it in a visceral way. It usually goes like this: Lies to blame someone for his own failures, lies about things he’s going to do, which he absolutely will not do, lies about his political opponent’s intentions and lies about things he’s accomplished, which never got done and are still a problem.

  34. d says:

    Here’s Danica again. Evidently she can speak well and think in a clear and focused way, in addition to being stunningly sexy and stupifyingly gorgeous. I’ve heard she drives a car pretty well too! Whoda thunk it?:

  35. d says:

    Hey look. Scumbags! Spread the word!

    Evan DiGiovanni, 31, Michael Allen Duran, 29, and Vincent James Hendren, 30, allegedly spit on, yelled at and sprayed a sports drink on the 19-year-old college cadet, according to a Scottsdale police report.

    Oh did I mention, a female cadet? They have pictures of the 3 piles of feces in the story.

  36. Doppel milyo says:

    RIP Phil.

    His best scene with his best role, calling out Gus lookalike and peeper Tom Ripley

    • Doppel milyo says:

      seriously, can you not imagine Gus peeping through his sister’s cracked bedroom door watching her having a shag?

      You fucking dirty peeper Gus !

    • Octopus says:

      I loved that, too! I agree, it was one of his best roles. Damon’s, too…and I hate that jackass…

      Those Ripley books are classics, btw. Patricia Highsmith was a weird gal, who wrote some very dark, escapist crime fiction.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus! How’s the peeping? Gus…how’s the peeping? Gus Gus Gus Gus Gus….


  37. Because screw fubol says:

  38. Because HA HA! says:

    Oh, and Gus. Seattle’s kicking the snot out of your team.

  39. trebob says:

    For the causation/correlation crowd, Washington & Colorado teams went to the Super Bowl the year after they legalized weed. Hmm.

  40. Octopus says:

    Confession: I like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and I like the Bruno Mars. I’m saying this before they begin their halftime-show. I will comment on that, later. 🙂

  41. Because HA HA! says:

    Bye, Gus.

    • Pakimon says:

      He changed his avatar back before the end of the first half.

      Typical bandwagon jumping P.O.S. 😆

      I hope the Broncos come back and win to really make Gus look like a spineless punk-ass. 😆

  42. Octopus says:

    Because HA HA! :

    Bye, Gus.


  43. Octopus says:

    Best. Half-time show. Ever.

    Bruno is James Brown Reborn. The RHCP, they are who they are. 😈

    I’m sorry it wasn’t Tommy Emmanuel and Stanley Clarke. They were both busy in Japan. 😦

  44. Octopus says:

    I sure would love a comeback, but that’s pretty tough to predict, right now. I have to take the baby back to MSU in the morning, and I’m pretty beat from the shoveling and a couple of strong drinks on a wimpy old man’s constitution, so I might hit it early. Let’s see some action, early!

  45. Pakimon says:

    Well…I see the Broncos started the 2nd half on a positive note. 🙄

  46. You guys are still watching the game?

    • Octopus says:

      Not really…I’m watching Bruce Springsteen kicking ass in ’75, in the Hammersmith Odeon. Downloaded it yesterday, and it’s way more entertaining than this game now. Yes, i know Springsteen is a political wipe-out. I don’t work the musics through the political-filter. Should I? What would be left?

      • LGFisapitofshit says:

        Johnny Rotten and PIL.

      • Abu says:

        I have always found his music repulsive. Whining, loser, underdog crap. Identifying with those who don’t get laid ensuring they’d never get laid. Whomever was sitting shotgun in my 1975 Vega Notchback had the duty to change the radio before I did when one of his songs came on. Otherwise we’d stop and he’d have to sit in back.
        / Everybody had a, ugh,ough,ough-ouh-ough. WTF is that!?!

      • Pakimon says:

        Listening to Springsteen warbling “Hey little girl is your daddy home or did he leave you all alone?” always got under my skin.

        The whole song smacks of pedophilia.

      • Abu says:

        Kinda’ like Woody Allen, eh?

    • d says:

      After the first half I declared “Long live Russ Wilson” and started watching a Stephen Hawking doc on the dvr. Seahawks defense were awesome.

  47. Because Heheheh Wipeout says:

    Hey Gus.

  48. Pakimon says:

    As soon as I saw that Gus had plastered the Broncos logo as his avatar, I had a feeling they were screwed.

    I had a small hope that when Gus changed his avatar back before the end of the first half, the taint of failure would be removed.

    Apparently, the stench of chronic loserdom is a bitch to remove once it’s applied.

    Nice going, Gus.

    I’m sure the Broncos and their fans appreciated your brief but temporary support. 😆

  49. Octopus says:

    Gus is about to be kicked off the spare couch, and down the street. Put a sofa-cushion in yer pants, Gussie! 😯

  50. Pakimon says:

    It’s been awhile since there’s been such an epic Superbowl ass-kicking.

    So much for Mr. MVP…

  51. Because Ow says:

    36 zip???

  52. Pakimon says:

    Or to remove you and your chronic stench of failure from the state of Colorado.

    • Because Buzz says:

      Speaking of chronic stench, the smell of Mary G. Wanna from Seattle tonight is going to be enough to gag a maggot.

      • Pakimon says:

        I can picture the Bill and Ted wannabes blowing out clouds of bong smoke and going, “Whooooa! Seattle has a football team?!” 😆

  53. Pakimon says:

    Yet he just had to use the Broncos logo for a few hours for whatever reason before removing it like a butthurt bitch.

    What a putz.

    Hey Gus! Thanks for demonstrating indisputably that you’re a mindless sheep that wanders whichever the way the wind blows. 😆

  54. Pakimon says:

    This coming from the garage dwelling NFL guru whose game experience consists of watching less then one half of a football game (by his own admission) the entire season.

    Just STFU already.

    Do you even realize you’re painting yourself as a completely ignorant, bloviating assclown?

    Apparently not. No wonder he can’t find employment of any kind. Not even in truck stop restrooms.

  55. Because HA HA! says:

    Hey Gus.

    Loooser. Loooser. Loooser. Loooser. Loooser. Loooser. Loooser. Loooser.