Gus802 goes after Cruz using guilt by association

Gus802 follows in the footsteps of his master Charles Johnson using guilt by association. He discovers that Ted Cruz follows a Twitter user who has a picture of Obama hanging by a noose.

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Gus thinks he’s a gotcha moment against Cruz.

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235 Comments on “Gus802 goes after Cruz using guilt by association”

  1. Minnow says:

    Gus…. the loudmouth who could never accomplish anything on his own.

    Gus, fools like you are a dime a dozen.

    Spit.

  2. Bunk X says:

    Booted from his San Diego apartment for not paying rent. Landlord’s fault.
    Booted from his sister’s apartment for being an asshole. Sister’s fault.
    Living in a car for being a dickhead. Family’s fault.
    Freezing his ass off because he can’t pay his share of the heating bill on his side of the visqueen. Roommate’s fault.
    Busts his ankle on the ice, doesn’t get medical help. Doctor’s fault.

    Gus is either Peter or Raymond in this classic real-life saga: http://shutuplittleman.com/

  3. Pakimon says:

    Chunky’s hoping it’s his new “Rathergate” moment that will propel him back to relevance.

    Watch out, Gus! Chunkles has his phasers set to “steal credit”! 😆

  4. Pakimon says:

    Phasers are locked on!

    • Arachne says:

      Tell me Fatass – have you checked the avatars of ALL of the accounts YOU follow? Was the avatar, for instance, changed recently? Can you prove that Cruz is even aware of the avatar?

  5. Pakimon says:

    Get ready for a barrage of ICYMI photon torpedos. 😆

  6. So which one of you freaks is “Americana?”

    • frabbystinclair says:

      Ron Jeremy is “Americana”.

      When he isn’t busy buggering frank’s mom.

    • trebob says:

      Stabby, you’re not slipping over to LGF and reading there when you’ve been kicked out are you? You sneaky little fella. Have you registered under a different nick so you can defy Charles’ banning? Be careful of the dreaded correlator tool. When Charles whips it out you may get butt hurt.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      We are all Americana, bitch

  7. Pakimon says:

    Looking at Gus’ tweets in the sidebar, I think he’s trying to earn his Race Detective™ merit badge. 😆

  8. Pakimon says:

    Chunky’s Twitter banstick is on the loose!

    Just like Glenn Greenwald has a zero tolerance policy for paranoid, obsessive obese pony-tailed bloggers with absolutely no relevance. Blocked.

    Note that Chunky doesn’t just quietly block the person and move on like most people.

    He has to stridently announce it like Twitter is a branch of The Bog and he has total control.

    Given the number of times The Chunkster has been blocked by other folks on Twitter (much to his rage), you’d think he wouldn’t be so vocal about the subject. 😆

  9. Pakimon says:

    Noticed in the screen captures that Gus uses Mozilla Firefox.

    I bet Gus uses the adblocker plugin

    He couldn’t afford to pay Chunky $80.00 $79.95 given his financial status and chronic unemployment.

    Don’t worry Gus! Charles never reads here so your secret is safe! 😆

    • trebob says:

      Charles should just assume that anyone using Firefox has adblocker installed. If Charles went to his own site as a regular user he’d want ad block on well.

      Even Frank/Stabby figured out the adblocker add-in, so basically everyone else knows already.

  10. LGFisacesspoolofstupid says:

    Yet eerily silent of Barack Obama’s brother (and best man at his wedding, AND president of the IRS approved charity, The Barack H Obama Foundation) wearing a Hamas Scarf that pledges to take over Jerusalem. Fuck you you dumb fat antisemitic bastard and your dimwitted, unemployed stooges. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2548243/Obamas-half-brother-photographed-wearing-Hamas-scarf-boasts-Jerusalem-WE-ARE-COMING.html

  11. Doppel Milyo says:

    if only scouring the internet actually PAID, Gus would be rich !!!

    Gus the entire world is laughing at you and your sad plight

  12. St. Pancake says:

    False advertising, LOL
    @Gus_802
    Independent (i), atheist, social liberal, skeptic, cynical, belligerent centrist, architecture, design, graphics, internet sleuthing, occasional grouch.

    • Octopus says:

      @Gus_802
      Dependent (D), atheist, social liberal, dupe, dishwasher-loving, belligerent drunk, Lego architecture, garage design, grubbing, bottle-deposit sleuthing, occasional couch.

  13. rain of lead says:

    hey, if anyone can contact an admin, 2.0 comments are down again.

  14. Octopus says:

    His Master’s Voice sez, “Talk about the flags. The flags…this is how we will identify the racists!”

    • St. Pancake says:

      Next up on LGF: The confederate flag has stars JUST LIKE the Tennessee flag. Since the Tennessee flag is a super secret nazi signal, that rebel flag was the same as flying a nazi flag at the white house.

  15. Octopus says:

    rightymouse :
    Kanye West is a racist!!!!!!!
    http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2013/news/131118/kanye-west-300.jpg

    No, he a genius. Check it, girl:

    The reason Kanye’s Confederate flag is absolutely awesome is because he’s attempting to appropriate the LARGEST symbol of white power, privilege, and racial dominance known to African Americans.

    The Confederate flag is not only a symbol of slavery, lynchings, and Black oppression, but it is also a cherished symbol of white southern pride for many people who still have backwards and prejudiced hate for Black people. For some white Americans, seeing the Confederate flag burn would offend them just as much, if not more, than seeing the American flag burn. And it’s those people who hate seeing a “nigger” like Kanye West proudly rocking their emblem – and he’s MORE than aware of that.

    You must be such a racist, not to instantly understand that. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      HAHA! I just love how lefties think. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Here’s Kanye on why he wears the flag.

      “You know, the Confederate flag represented slavery in a way – that’s my abstract take on what I know about it,” he said, according to People. “So I made the song ‘New Slaves.’ So I took the Confederate flag and made it my flag. It’s my flag. Now what are you going to do?”

      http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/11/03/kanye-west-wears-confederate-flag-jacket-says-it-my-flag/

      • Octopus says:

        Kanye has mental problems that will eventually land him in prison, if I don’t miss my guess. Shows all the signs of a person headed in that direction.

      • d says:

        He’s definitely a delusional, infantile, idiotic man-child. I can’t think of any time I’ve ever heard him speak or write that he doesn’t take the opportunity to say how awsome he is. This is fairly common with rappers in general, but this guy has not a shred of humility or class. And if you Google “Kanye West compares himself to” you’ll be offered comical and pathetic choices like police, soldiers, Nelson Mandela, God, Jesus. In addition he’s compared himself (favorably of course) to Steve Jobs, Jimi Hendrix, Michael Jordan, Walt Disney, Henry Ford, Howard Hughes, Picasso, Michaelangelo. The more he’s exposed in the media the more it becomes evident he’s really just a terrible human being. Kimmell showed it best that he thinks like an 8 to 10 year old boy. I’m sure his handlers have to talk him out of doing something monumentally stupid every day or so.

    • That’s the exact same reasoning used by Joos to put swastikas and Nazi regalia on the pulpit of their synagogues. I mean, it’s everywhere!

  16. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s go-to dingbat on Science Deniers!1!, Peter Sinclair (Frank’s brother), is still plugging away at his daft, factually-bereft videos and stuff: http://climatecrocks.com/

    You have to wonder what it would take to reach such a person, after 17 years of no warming. You can’t, really. They just change the game, move the goalposts, etc. Just like modern socialists ignore a hundred years of socialist horror. True Believers are scary.

    • d says:

      Well it’s clear then that if the Preezydent follows i hate n**gers on Twitter then that’s what the Democrap party stands for.

  17. OLT's I'm All For It, Really says:

    Octopus :

    rightymouse :
    Kanye West is a racist!!!!!!!
    http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2013/news/131118/kanye-west-300.jpg

    No, he a genius. Check it, girl:
    The reason Kanye’s Confederate flag is absolutely awesome is because he’s attempting to appropriate the LARGEST symbol of white power, privilege, and racial dominance known to African Americans.
    The Confederate flag is not only a symbol of slavery, lynchings, and Black oppression, but it is also a cherished symbol of white southern pride for many people who still have backwards and prejudiced hate for Black people. For some white Americans, seeing the Confederate flag burn would offend them just as much, if not more, than seeing the American flag burn. And it’s those people who hate seeing a “nigger” like Kanye West proudly rocking their emblem – and he’s MORE than aware of that.

    You must be such a racist, not to instantly understand that.

    I approve of this action, but if Kanye wants to appropriate a symbol of slavery, lynchings, and oppression of black people, he needs to get another jacket with a Democrat donkey on it.

    Past the burning issue of what a pop star wears, people’s understanding of history is regrettable at best. But I’ve learned that many USAmericans, right, left, center, and just plain stupid, despise history for a host of reasons.

    First, if you want to really represent slavery in flags, you’ll need the flags of the Arab slavers and the African kings that sold them captives. Add in the flags of the numerous European colonizers who made their own attempts at reaping the benefits of exploiting Africa.

    Next, if you only care about slavery in the New World, not Africa, then you’ll need the flags of the Spanish, French, and English who imported the slaves in the first place after killing off the “useful” natives.

    After that, we can add the US flag for the brief period of time (let’s call it 1776-1861, 105 years) after the 1492-1776 era (284 years, which of course only counts European slavery, and ignores natives enslaving each other). THEN we can use the Confederate flag from 1861-1865. FOUR ENTIRE YEARS. I capitalize that for Libs, since they’ve proven themselves to also be h8rs of math. Unfortunately, jackasses of all colors and racist bents consistently use the Confederate BATTLE flag as their symbol of whatever dumbassery, not the actual flag of the Confederacy. But that’s a nit to the ignorant, so whatever.

    Unfortunately, for Liberal/Democrat/Progressive h8rs of historical fact, after 1865 the symbol Kanye needs for those wrongdoings (especially the lynchings) is symbol of the party he no doubt votes for. Which is the donkey. Which is a show you should never go to.

    ps – Kanye, some of the first “gun control laws” were written and used to disarm freed black people in the South. These were passed by Democrats, just like gun control laws today.

    Enjoy your flag, Kanye. It’s flown by ignorant and often racist people who don’t understand history all over this country, so you’ll fit right in.

    • Daedalus says:

      Kayne is a very ignorant man.

    • Frank Sinclair says:

      Here’s a real history lesson for you, cupcake. And it doesn’t come from League of the South, or some other flagger group preaching secession, and claiming the Civil War was fought over high tariffs.

      The Confederate Flag is a symbol of hatred and treason.

      Really. It represents hatred because it represents a rogue nation that was formed to preserve and extend the most horrific institution in American history. It represents treason because it is the battle flag of a war that killed more than 600,000 Americans on behalf of that evil cause.

      Neo-Confederates who defend this flag rely on revisionist history – the worst kind of history since it is essentially dishonest – and say that the Civil War was really fought for “state’s rights” to resist high tariffs and “big government” and that the flag represents their heritage and honors men who fought for “southern rights.”

      That is a bunch of babble. The only southern rights they fought for were the right to own slaves, and it’s political leaders – especially the Vice President of the Confederacy, Alexander Stevens – specifically viewed African Americans as subhuman.

      Once the war was over, the defeated South embarked on this revisionism in an effort to end Reconstruction – which had extended basic human rights to the former slaves, and sought to integrate them into society so they could pursue the American dream, and to strip African Americans of the rights they had been granted during Reconstruction. Thus began Jim Crow, and the denial of the Southern Redeemers.

      If you fly this flag, you are no better then they are. That is why, Southrons, the Confederate Flag is an inherently toxic symbol that must be purged into disrepute, and that’s what I have done here.

      Heritage? MY ASS!

      That is why the only proper treatment of the Confederate Battle Flag is to burn it.

      • Nice cut-and-paste, Chunk. And all Democrats.

      • And your point, Douchenozzle is, what exactly? Is anyone here defending the flag? Is anyone here defending slavery? We’re pointing out the imbecility and ignorance of people like Kanye, Gus and you.

      • trebob says:

        Stabby, no one goes through that kind of war over a single issue. The war between the States was absolutely over States’ rights with slavery being one of those issues. It was a powerful one for sure but it wasn’t new and it wasn’t as if it had not been discussed, argued and legislated at length. The Missouri Compromise happened more than 40 years before the war with it getting nullified by the Kansas-Nebraska Act, designed and presented by Stephen Douglas a Democrat from Illinois (ahem), about a decade before the war.

        Since you are still reading challenged, no one here thinks slavery is good. Got it? Slavery, of any sort, of anyone, by anybody is bad. Mmmkay? What they do think (because it is true) is that the Democrats are the party of slavery. The Democrats wanted it, they put laws in place to allow it, they went to war and tried to secede when enlightened people (mostly Republicans) told them they couldn’t do it, Al Gore’s pop (a member of that party) argued against allowing the resulting free American’s the full enjoyment of their God given rights. All people here are saying are those facts and that Kanye West should have a donkey on his sleeve if he wants to represent the group that has made it their mission to oppress and eliminate through genocide for hundreds of years.

        So, you don’t need to chastise us or infer that we are for Jim Crow laws (a Democrat invention) or call us Southrons (whatever the hell that is). If you really feel that way (which you don’t you just hate conservatives) contact Kane West and tell him all that stuff. We didn’t fly the confederate flag, we are commenting on HIM flying it.

        Stop getting all your information from blogs and wikipaedia Stabby (and certainly not the swamp) and read a book once in a while. I’ve read a few of these http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/04/15/10-best-books-on-the-american-civil-war.html and they can be informative.

      • d says:

        I think this guy’s a lot less full of shit than you are:

      • OLT's Man Up, Stabby says:

        icekoldebassman :
        And your point, Douchenozzle is, what exactly? Is anyone here defending the flag? Is anyone here defending slavery? We’re pointing out the imbecility and ignorance of people like Kanye, Gus and you.

        Exactly. Thank you.

        Frank/Stabby: You don’t get to stuff words in my mouth. This isn’t LGF.

        Moderators, I’m a fair person. I take shit because I know I dish it out. However, this is nonsense above and beyond the pale. This asshole pretends to answer my post, and then proceeds to burn several strawmen.

        On top of that, the thread is rogered and none of my attempts to answer work.

        What do you say, “Frank”??? You have the balls to admit that your post has nothing to do with what I wrote? Or do you just want to keep slinging homophobic slurs? Because you don’t want me as your “cupcake”, coward.

      • Arachne says:

        Aw Frankie Poopypants, your woeful ignorance of the Civil War sits on you like a halo.

        As a Southerner, let me say this — FUCK YOU.

      • poteen2 says:

        Your ‘history’ is substantially correct. The Civil War was all about states rights. The state right issue was slavery. No other issues came close. Anyone’s an idiot for thinking otherwise. As to the rest,,, Jim Crow and such,,,,spot on. And every fucking one of those racist bastards was a Democrat. Your people.
        Now wipe that Obama spunk off your chin and go find a
        Clinton ass to stick your tongue up so you don’t end up in their body count.

  18. OLT's Kanye's A Myth Propagated By Rightwing Fascists says:

    Octopus :
    Kanye has mental problems that will eventually land him in prison, if I don’t miss my guess. Shows all the signs of a person headed in that direction.

    Well, lessee. He wears a Confederate battle flag and berates people as “niggers”.

    According to Stalker Charles, he’s a Tea Partier.

    But he’s black.

    Therefore, his existence proves he doesn’t exist. <- This happened on LGF, I was there

    Sorry, Kanye. /poof

  19. Daedalus says:

    Arachne :
    Oh please Fatass – you have zero tolerance for anyone who points out your blatant ignorance and hypocrisy. Cloaking it in your self-righteous bullshit is just a red herring.

    I will bet you that the Obama hanging by the noose has no racial connotation. It’s Dorian’s Stout Hemp Rope theme. But Fatass and his couch potato loser buddy are insinuating it’s racial.

    Funny, Charles has not posted on Malkin’s MyRightwingbiracial family hash tag.

  20. Daedalus says:

    rightymouse :

    Kanye West is a racist!!!!!!!

    http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2013/news/131118/kanye-west-300.jpg

    He’s a Democrat, so it’s appropriate he adopts the flag of when Democrats rebelled against the Government. It’s his party historical symbol.

  21. d :
    He’s definitely a delusional, infantile, idiotic man-child. I can’t think of any time I’ve ever heard him speak or write that he doesn’t take the opportunity to say how awsome he is. This is fairly common with rappers in general, but this guy has not a shred of humility or class. And if you Google “Kanye West compares himself to” you’ll be offered comical and pathetic choices like police, soldiers, Nelson Mandela, God, Jesus. In addition he’s compared himself (favorably of course) to Steve Jobs, Jimi Hendrix, Michael Jordan, Walt Disney, Henry Ford, Howard Hughes, Picasso, Michaelangelo. The more he’s exposed in the media the more it becomes evident he’s really just a terrible human being. Kimmell showed it best that he thinks like an 8 to 10 year old boy. I’m sure his handlers have to talk him out of doing something monumentally stupid every day or so.

    Which one of the Kardashian bimbos married him?

  22. ChenZhen says:

    Wow. Talk about getting desperate for a “scoop”. That’s pretty pathetic.

    What does Johnson call it? “Nothingburger”? “Nontroversy”?

  23. ChenZhen says:

    On the plus side though, Frank came in here and posted about something other than someone’s mother taking a load to the face and how much they might charge for it.

    So we’ve got that.

  24. Because Heheheh says:

  25. Because master's not up yet says:

  26. Because WTF? says:

  27. Frank Sinclair says:

    icekoldebassman :
    Nice cut-and-paste, Chunk. And all Democrats.

    I wrote that, dittohead.

  28. Frank Sinclair says:

    trebob :
    Stabby, no one goes through that kind of war over a single issue. The war between the States was absolutely over States’ rights with slavery being one of those issues.

    It was the only issue, and the “battle flag” was used to defend it.

    Anyone who flies or even merely defends that flag is defending a rogue nation formed to preserve slavery. Any other argument is revisionist history. Plain and simple.

    • trebob says:

      Frank Sinclair :
      It was the only issue, and the “battle flag” was used to defend it.

      Stabby, no one goes to war over a single issue. That’s small minded. Certainly slavery was one of the issues involved in States’ rights, but there were many issues and ultimately it was over who will govern who, as all wars are.

      Frank Sinclair :
      Anyone who flies or even merely defends that flag is defending a rogue nation formed to preserve slavery. Any other argument is revisionist history. Plain and simple.

      Gotcha, let me help you out. I’d post his email address, but it probably gets a lot of spam. You’ll get more attention with a hand-written letter. Be sure to copy us here if you send it (but you won’t. you coward).

      Kanye West
      Creative Artists Agency, LLC
      162 5th Avenue
      6th Floor
      New York, NY 10010
      USA

  29. Frank Sinclair says:

    d :
    I think this guy’s a lot less full of shit than you are:

    *Yawn*

    More revisionist history.

    BURN THE CONFEDERATE FLAG!!!

  30. Frank Sinclair says:

    OLT’s Man Up, Stabby :

    icekoldebassman :
    And your point, Douchenozzle is, what exactly? Is anyone here defending the flag? Is anyone here defending slavery? We’re pointing out the imbecility and ignorance of people like Kanye, Gus and you.

    Exactly. Thank you.
    Frank/Stabby: You don’t get to stuff words in my mouth. This isn’t LGF.
    Moderators, I’m a fair person. I take shit because I know I dish it out. However, this is nonsense above and beyond the pale. This asshole pretends to answer my post, and then proceeds to burn several strawmen.
    On top of that, the thread is rogered and none of my attempts to answer work.
    What do you say, “Frank”??? You have the balls to admit that your post has nothing to do with what I wrote? Or do you just want to keep slinging homophobic slurs? Because you don’t want me as your “cupcake”, coward.

    My reply had everything to do with what you wrote. Your argument relies on all attempted deflections secession and confederacy apologists have relied on in an attempt to assuage their guilt over their treason, and the reason they committed it. it is no better than saying

    OH 94% OF SOUTHERNERS DIDN’T OWN SLAVES! THE WAR WAS REALLY FOUGHT OVER THE MORILL TARIFF! STATES RIGHTS! and other nonsense.

    There is nothing honorable about that flag. It must be burned. Plain and simple.

    • OLT says:

      “Your argument relies on all attempted deflections secession and confederacy apologists have relied on in an attempt to assuage their guilt over their treason, and the reason they committed it. it is no better than saying”

      No, it doesn’t, and your repeating that assertion doesn’t improve your argument. I made no such arguments.

      All this crap lives in your head, not mine. You need to quit assuaging your guilt via projection.

      I will also repeat that you don’t want me as your “cupcake”, you ignorant homophobe, because I would tear your little ass to shreds if you attempted to have sex with me.

  31. Because says:

    STOP STIRRING UP TEH STANK!!!

  32. Frank Sinclair says:

    One more thing, funny how no one here is disturbed by the image of the first black president in a hangman’s noose. Not at all.

    • trebob says:

      Freedom of speech is a strange duck. It’s the offensive and unpopular speech that needs to be protected and tolerated. I even have to put up with people who would go out in public an burn the flag of my country to get attention. A flag that members of my family spilled blood to protect and serve. But that’s what a free society allows and in my opinion, is definitively American.

      • Frank Sinclair says:

        I agree.

        But doesn’t the image of the first black president in a hangman’s noose disturb you?

      • d says:

        He’s only half black. He reminded us last week when he lamely and pathetically blamed his falling popularity on Teh Racists!! A big hit back at the feverish swampy place you hang out, I’m sure. And of course for it to be due to racism it would mean he as President has performed so badly that he’s actually turned whites against blacks, and not just him, I suppose. Delusional garbage from the left, as usual.

    • d says:

      I guess we’re a little inured from all the Bush death fanasies, the Cheney death fantasies, the Rumsfeld death fantasies, the Condi Rice rape fantasies, the Sarah rape, scat and death fantasies, all from the left. Plus any idiot can photoshop any fucking thing. You stare at graphic internet porn all night, but you’re disturbed by some moronic photoshopped image? You’re an idiot.

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s half white. Franky must be one of those racists who believes in the ‘one drop’ rule.

    • Al-Cheezeera says:

      Stabby, now you’re just lying. Don’t tell people what they are or are not disturbed by.

  33. Frank Sinclair says:

    Way off topic, dittohead. Typical.

    • Not off topic, buttmunch. Someone puts a rope around an image of Obama’s neck, and it’s automatically a reference to ‘lynching’. Maybe it’s a reference to hanging for treason or other crimes and high misdemeanors of which the POTUS could easily be charged and convicted. Would I make and display such an image? No, it’s not my style and it’s not my wish. But keep flailing, it suits you. The problem with all you shits on the Left is that you believe your fevered meanderings. You yourselves have demonstrated quite graphically and quite often the evil hatred you seethe with for Conservatives and others who do not toe your crooked line. Your illness, or at least one of them, is malignant narcissism, and it is aggravated by unchecked [and unrecognized] projection. You are pathetic, Gustubchunk.

      • St. Pancake says:

        Someone puts a rope around an image of Obama’s neck, and it’s automatically a reference to ‘lynching’.

    • gizbot7 says:

      No way it occurred to you that some of us (like myself) are frankly more than a little inured to seeing a president depicted in such as fashion. Why you ask? Let’s see, this country went through EIGHT PLUS years (it didn’t even stop after he was out of office) of: Bush as satan, Bush as Hitler, Bush in a noose, Bush as a chimpanzee, et cetera, ad nauseum. So just do us all a favor and go suck it. (You know you want to anyway)

      Oh, and in case you forgot, let me Google that for you:

      https://www.google.com/search?q=george+w.+bush+bullseye+on+face&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=TTPsUtb6D6bMsASzjYCQCA&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1680&bih=859#q=george+w.+bush+effigy&tbm=isch&imgdii=_

  34. OLT's For Stank, Since He's A Fool says:

    OLT’s Kanye’s A Myth Propagated By Rightwing Fascists :

    Octopus :
    Kanye has mental problems that will eventually land him in prison, if I don’t miss my guess. Shows all the signs of a person headed in that direction.

    Well, lessee. He wears a Confederate battle flag and berates people as “niggers”.
    According to Stalker Charles, he’s a Tea Partier.
    But he’s black.
    Therefore, his existence proves he doesn’t exist. <- This happened on LGF, I was there
    Sorry, Kanye. /poof

  35. OLT's For Stank, Since He's A Fool says:

    OLT’s Man Up, Stabby :

    icekoldebassman :
    And your point, Douchenozzle is, what exactly? Is anyone here defending the flag? Is anyone here defending slavery? We’re pointing out the imbecility and ignorance of people like Kanye, Gus and you.

    Exactly. Thank you.
    Frank/Stabby: You don’t get to stuff words in my mouth. This isn’t LGF.
    Moderators, I’m a fair person. I take shit because I know I dish it out. However, this is nonsense above and beyond the pale. This asshole pretends to answer my post, and then proceeds to burn several strawmen.
    On top of that, the thread is rogered and none of my attempts to answer work.
    What do you say, “Frank”??? You have the balls to admit that your post has nothing to do with what I wrote? Or do you just want to keep slinging homophobic slurs? Because you don’t want me as your “cupcake”, coward.

  36. LGFisacesspoolofstupid says:

    Fucking Stabby. Stop with the Frank Sinclair shit. So annoying. Just admit, that like with fat fuck, you can’t say goodbye here. It’s ok. Here’s me giving you a big bear hug. I release you.

  37. d says:

    Maybe they just want to hang Obungler because he’s a Marxist. Marxists murdered a lot of people in the last century. Besides, Leftists could care less how disturbed Cuban Americans are when they see them prancing around proudly in Che Guevara Viva la revolusion T-shirts. Che Guevara summarily executed 100s of people and they couldn’t have all been card carrying fascists.

  38. Because says:

    The rope dude says “Huntington Beach, CA”. Draw your own inferences.

  39. trebob says:

    Frank Sinclair :
    I agree.
    But doesn’t the image of the first black president in a hangman’s noose disturb you?

    OK, I think we have a teachable moment here Stabby. Calm down, take a breath and try to comprehend all of what I am about to type.

    No, it does not disturb me, here’s why. I have seen every president wearing a cartoon noose. Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Clinton and Bush #1 & #2. They all were symbolically hung at some point, some sooner than others.

    When I look at that picture I see a man, the President being lampooned. I know that historically the vitriol heaped on our political candidates can be pretty harsh, but that’s all it is.

    When you look at that picture, you see a black man, the first black President. You see his skin color first. You then make a lot of assumptions on his beliefs and abilities based on his race or simply his skin pigmentation.

    I don’t give people pluses or minuses based on their skin color or race. I try to look at their actions or character to determine who they are. Democrats generally don’t. Skin color is everything to them and it is how they determine what job you’ll have and whether you get to live or die.

  40. d says:

    Frank Sinclair :

    trebob :Stabby, no one goes through that kind of war over a single issue. The war between the States was absolutely over States’ rights with slavery being one of those issues.

    It was the only issue, and the “battle flag” was used to defend it.
    Anyone who flies or even merely defends that flag is defending a rogue nation formed to preserve slavery. Any other argument is revisionist history. Plain and simple.

    You do realize that the North was also engaged in slavery? Maybe you could buy this through Chunky’s Amazon store.

    Complicity: How the North Promoted, Prolonged, and Profited from Slavery
    http://www.amazon.com/Complicity-Promoted-Prolonged-Profited-Slavery/dp/0345467833

  41. trebob says:

    Frank Sinclair :
    I agree.
    But doesn’t the image of the first black president in a hangman’s noose disturb you?

    And by the way Stabby, you don’t agree with what I typed, stop lying to yourself. You would stop people from flying the confederate flag if you could. “It must be burned” you said. So you don’t agree that there is free speech. You think speech, and I must assume people, can only be free if you agree with it.

    If you think a picture of Obama wearing a noose is hate speech and you support the constitution, then you must protect the rights of that person to make the statements they feel are important. Agreement with the speech is not required.

  42. trebob says:

    And Daedalus, let me apologize to you for my part of Stabby’s thread takeover. I’ll gladly do 50 penis penis penis lols for absolution if I need to.

  43. Because land use regulation says:

    • trebob says:

      Conservative chick: Sarah Palin

      Liberal chick: Rachel Maddow

      ’nuff said?

    • Because says:

      Interesting graph. On the conservative side, a bimodal distribution, indicating cultural diversity. On the liberal side, unimodal. They’re all drunks. No diversity.

  44. Because ICYMI says:

    • trebob says:

      If the economy is roaring back (as he is inferring here) then why is he having to beg people to help him scam Amazon out of a few $10 prime bounties? Where’s the money Charles?

    • d says:

      My guess is he’s referring to the recent report of a San Fran (I thnk) wealthy businessman arguing that the rich are being singled out and demonized like the Jews were in Nazi Germany prior to the kristalnacht. So somehow he’s confused the issue of brisk sales of luxury houses as some indication that this isn’t happening to the rich.

      Ya know just because your Preezydent keeps saying he wants to spread the wealth (presumably yours)and you need to start paying your FAIR share and bashing CEO pay, why would anyone feel singled out for demonization?

      • Arachne says:

        That was with respect to a person who was appalled that Genentech, Google and other companies are providing transportation for their workers! So that they can work while they RIDE! How EBIL!!!

        Meanwhile, Chucky and Company try to scrape up the fare for the L.A. Metro bus (or whatever else public trans they’re stuck with.)

    • Arachne says:

      BTW Fatass – how many of those $1,000,000+ homes are owned by Obama voters? My guess is upwards of 75%.

  45. Daedalus says:

    OLT’s Man Up, Stabby :

    icekoldebassman :
    And your point, Douchenozzle is, what exactly? Is anyone here defending the flag? Is anyone here defending slavery? We’re pointing out the imbecility and ignorance of people like Kanye, Gus and you.

    Exactly. Thank you.

    Frank/Stabby: You don’t get to stuff words in my mouth. This isn’t LGF.

    Moderators, I’m a fair person. I take shit because I know I dish it out. However, this is nonsense above and beyond the pale. This asshole pretends to answer my post, and then proceeds to burn several strawmen.

    On top of that, the thread is rogered and none of my attempts to answer work.

    What do you say, “Frank”??? You have the balls to admit that your post has nothing to do with what I wrote? Or do you just want to keep slinging homophobic slurs? Because you don’t want me as your “cupcake”, coward.

    The Sinclair show is over.

  46. Octopus says:

    The slurs against our womenfolk were kind of quaint, in a brain-damaged sort of way. The longer expositions were just standard boilerplate libturd-piffle, which you can find anywhere on the ‘net. To me, reading more than a line or two of that stuff evokes an emotional response akin to the old Michael O’Donoghue skits from SNL, where he would attempt to act out the reactions of various people to having foot-long steel knitting-needles plunged into their eyes. I don’t really need that.

  47. trebob says:

    Because :
    In his mom’s face.

    Oh hell no. Every Wal-Mart sells hammers.

  48. Arachne says:

    Because :

    In his mom’s face.

    His Mom thought it was Stanky’s aftershave.

  49. Because break it, Chuck, BREAK IT!!!!! says:

    • St. Pancake says:

      Ace points out a lil ole fact Culver City Chubby doesn’t point out.
      http://minx.cc/?post=346852
      David Wildstein, the man making this claim, is one of the two people Christie fired in the matter. (Well, Kelley woman was fired; Wildstein was asked to resign.)

      That doesn’t make what he’s saying untrue. It does seem to be worth a mention before reporting his allegations.

      • Because says:

        Notice something else. The NYT report says”Christie knew about the lane closings on the George Washington Bridge”.

        Well, no shirt. Him and a half million other people. What it doesn’t say is that Christie knew WHY the lanes were being closed.

  50. ISTE says:

    Has anyone got an angel I could borrow for a few hours?

  51. Pakimon says:

    And time…AGAIN… for another edition of Chunkles’ How Many Tweets Does It Take To Get To The Center of a Nontroversy:

    Lets find out.

    One

  52. Pakimon says:

    Two-hoo

  53. Pakimon says:

    Tha-ree

    • Pakimon says:

      The count isn’t finished yet.

      Still waiting on the “Promoted to the Front Page” and “ICYMI” tweets. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Is there anyone here who doesn’t believe that if this was a Democrat Governor being supposedly ratted out by a fired employee that Sir Blubberbutt would not be calling this sour grapes on the part of the fired employee?

  54. Because onoses, he's going to make his site haxxor proof says:

    • rightymouse says:

      What’s amazingly complicated is trying to figure out why he thinks anyone in the Twitter world gives a flying crap about his stupid coding. After all, doesn’t he realize that better coders than him just laugh their asses off??

      • Because says:

        That’s the sad part.

      • rightymouse says:

        He’s utterly clueless. Methinks more & more that the dude has Asperger syndrome. It goes a long way to explain his utter lack of social communication skills. It’s become painful to watch.

    • Marsha Lahwe says:

      He didn’t actually say that he wrote it, though, did he?

      A simple Google search of “mod_rewrite rule that sends certain pages to HTTPS, but everything else to HTTP” yields many code examples. All one needs to do is copy and paste. We know he knows how to do that.

      This casts the last sentence in his tweet – ‘Finally got it.’ – in an entirely different light.

      We bet you did “get it”.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      look at MEEEEEEEEEEEE while I struggle to do shit other people did with ease 10 years ago!

      wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I’m a programmer!

      PS: Snowdel getting Nobel Peace prize in case you are keeping score , Icarus.

  55. Arachne says:

    Let’s all play the game we love so much – What Would the Hyperventilating Hyperbolic Hasbeen do in this situation? Let’s say we discover, because seriously we have NOTHING better to do with our time and we’re stranded on a desert island…..but there’s WiFi and as an alternative to watching the coconuts drop and counting the waves crashing to shore, we find out that Lo! and! Behold! Fatass McWonderpimple is following a guy on Twitter that – OH NOES! – portrays Clarence Thomas, or Thomas Sowell, Allen West or Herman Caine with a noose around their neck as part of his avatar. When Daedalus or Chen or Briarus points it out, what will his response be:

    1. “Oh my God! I didn’t know. I will unfollow him immediately!!”

    2. “I am not responsible for people’s avatars on the Twitter accounts I follow.”

    3. “I think this is appropriate because [insert name of conservative Black American here] deserves it because they’re a rightwing hate monger anyway.”

  56. gizbot7 says:

    Well crap. Didn’t know our resident Chunk loving, misogynistic asshole aka Stabby was not longer with us when the above rant was created. No love lost here. What an annoying dick.

  57. Because at least Lemmiwinks is warm says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Get a job, Gus. It’s amazing what a steady income can do to keep you warm and supply you with more than just pot pies.

      • St. Pancake says:

        rightymouse :
        Get a job, Gus. It’s amazing what a steady income can do to keep you warm and supply you with more than just pot pies.

        Another benefit, you don’t have to sneak on to your neighbor’s wifi network to get on the internet.

      • Arachne says:

        You can actually buy a cold adult beverage to consume with them. Oh, and a space heater. Maybe even an entire room to put them both in…..

      • Pakimon says:

        and your very own couch to sleep on.

      • d says:

        And suddenly with your new found self sufficiency you don’t feel the need to log onto a certain imperious dickhead’s website and subjagate yourself to his tyranical whims.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      Frank Sinclair :
      One more thing, funny how no one here is disturbed by the image of the first black president in a hangman’s noose. Not at all.

      Gus, I’m enjoying a nice bottle of wine and my thermostat is set on 70. It’s a bit too warm in here. I might turn it down to 69

      • Arachne says:

        I think I’ll get some of that legal moonshine on my way home tonight – it’s pricey – about $20.00. Hell, that would keep Gus in Little Friskies for a month.

    • trebob says:

      Gus should have taken up Hoops on the offer of shacking up for the winter. Has to be better than freezing your ninnies off.

      • Pakimon says:

        Gus didn’t want to risk being asked to do something burdensome…like helping out with chores around the house and contributing to the bills and whatnot.

      • trebob says:

        Was he gonna have to pony up for some grub? I didn’t remember that part, I thought it only included a little sex once in a while.

      • calo says:

        Gus’ ninnies are quite toasty tonight.

      • Abu Conflicted says:

        I got my heater between my legs too, Gus, only I don’t go bragging about to strangers. (except just now)

  58. Arachne says:

    St. Pancake :

    rightymouse :
    Get a job, Gus. It’s amazing what a steady income can do to keep you warm and supply you with more than just pot pies.

    Another benefit, you don’t have to sneak on to your neighbor’s wifi network to get on the internet.

    I think Gus lurks around Starbucks and waits for hapless people to go to the bathroom and jumps on their laptop for a few minutes and gets back off again. That or the public library. Where’s he’s probably scaring pre-teen girls just trying to check out their Nancy Drew Mysteries:

    “Mommy – can you go get the book for me? It’s near the ‘puters where that smelly guy with the greasy hair and the bad teeth is laughing to himself again.”

  59. Because I just can't. Even. says:

  60. Because sounds racist to me says:

  61. Because Volkswagen says:

    • d says:

      Featured: George Duke and no pinheaded sidemen guitarists who can’t setup a groove with the rhythm section.

  62. Octopus says:

    Oh, gawd….Gus sitting in his task chair (a toilet seat mounted on a bucket) with a space heater between his legs, firing off one awful jazzy-tweet after another trying to prove his love to Chunky…it’s like “Bleak House,” without the party atmosphere. 😦

    On a brighter note, we have set the record in Michigan today, for Snowiest Month Of All-Time in this pleasant peninsula. We had Snowiest January over a week ago, but now we’ve crushed any previous month, and there’s a good heavy snow in the forecast, starting any minute now. YAY! The Warmening is true, and snowy winters are going to just be memories…or something. 😆

    • Because consensus says:

      I just read somewhere on the innernet that the monkey spank scientists all agree that monkey spanking causes hair on palms. It’s a consensus, and experts, and all that shit.

  63. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    January 30, 2014 at 4:27 pm | #50 From: Icecoldbassasskicker
    Quote
    How do I post a vid so that it does not show up as just a bloody URL?

    me – Copy the URL and paste using “control-v”.

  64. Pakimon says:

    More proof for my assertion the The Chunkster’s Culver City hovel is a ticking timebomb of brown note armageddon,

    Ninety flatulent cows start fire at dairy farm in Germany

  65. trebob says:

    Let’s all remember the LGFers who screamed ‘Palin’s crazy, there are no death panels’.

    And so it beings: http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/sick-kids-denied-specialty-care-due-obamacare-washington_776030.html

  66. ICYMI {Chunk/Stab/Fwank] more brainwashed minorities with scales fallen from eyes:

    • trebob says:

      Wow, in Chicago too. 😯 I guess the media is giving everyone stereotypes because that video surprised me and it shouldn’t. There are intelligent analytical people everywhere and it’s only the LGF/Jerry Springer types that we get on the TV.

      How about Mr. Carter? ‘I didn’t vote for him. he was a do nothing when he was State Senator’. He seems to be paying attention. Then that Mr. Fleming, he’s a tea partier that guy is. He needs to get invites to the next rally. All of these folks seemed to be paying attention and truly care about what’s going on. They probably have some rational ideas on how to improve things too.

      I bet they would be crucified over at the swamp. There would be claims that they were paid actors or they would be called names or something equally rude.

      • We know all too well how non-white Americans who don’t toe the Donkey line are treated. The rage, hatred and pure evil emanating from the hearts and mouths of so-called progressives when confronted by ‘minorities’ who have chosen the correct path is sickening. The fact of their denial is worse then the ill-treatment they mete out. We just have to keep holding up the mirror, and keep denouncing them and their shamelessness.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      what a bunch of raaaaaaaacists hating on Barack just because he’s black

      /Icarus knee jerk cut and paste response

  67. doppel milyo says:

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  68. Octopus says:

    One way to deal with the insanely cold and snowy winter we’re experiencing, is to ponder the warm weather activities to come in a few months. Like, say, golf. How about some golf lessons? Good, clean fun. 🙂

  69. Octopus says:

    And then there’s this sociopath… 😆

  70. rightymouse says:

    Men in speedos! Olé!!! 😆

  71. rightymouse says:

    LOLWUT??? We are all probably more conservative than Bush ever was.

    • rightymouse says:

      And it’s not “Eff you conservatism” either. It’s that we don’t care for Boehner, McCain, McConnell wishy-washy, spineless, mealy-mouthed conservatism.

    • d says:

      A bit of tin ear. Everyone he’s talking to these days hates GWs guts and mocked compassionate conservatism AS fuck you conservatism. Give it up grampa.

    • Well, he’s kinda right. It is “Fuck you, you moochers, welchers, anti-Americans, anti-wealth, anti-capitalist, pro-death, Big Government, wealth-redistrubuting, Stalinist, fascist fuckers Conservatism”
      Tine ear, indeed.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      what I want to know is who are the 9 dipshits that retweeted this.

      surely there are not 9 people on twitter who are that stupid?

      nope. surely these are all socks, well and Gus

  72. Because green snow says:

    • rightymouse says:

      C.J . is nuttier than a fruitcake. Man needs serious intervention.

    • d says:

      More southern bigotry. Because people in the south are crazy stupid hatin’ bigots and talk like Gomer Pyle, right Chunk. Hey Chunk Google Jay Leno Man On Street videos. Hmmm what state is that veritable army of idiots from? Yah know, the ones who think George Washington was that old dude from WWII? Or can’t name a country that borders the US?

      • rightymouse says:

        U talkin’ about Califor-nigh-ay???
        Thems are mostly ignert ass-holes. Yep! 🙂

      • rightymouse says:

        The Guvner speaks weird-ass Chinese and they tend to vote Dumbocrat. Exeptin’ the ones that don’t. 🙂

    • Doppel milyo says:

      just like the media is trying to prove that racist comments were shouted at John Lewis at that tea party rally

      equally insane, and wrong

  73. rightymouse :
    The Guvner speaks weird-ass Chinese and they tend to vote Dumbocrat. Exeptin’ the ones that don’t.

    rightymouse :
    U talkin’ about Califor-nigh-ay???
    Thems are mostly ignert ass-holes. Yep!

    I believe the term Frank Zappa had for them is “ignint McNuggitz”.

  74. It’s in there, somewhere …

  75. Pakimon says:

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  76. Pakimon says:

    Because consensus :
    I just read somewhere on the innernet that the monkey spank scientists all agree that monkey spanking causes hair on palms. It’s a consensus, and experts, and all that shit.

    If anyone wants to conduct their own experiment, here you go 😆

    http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-games/monkey.jsp