Charles Is Happy That Huckabee Leads 2016 Poll For Republicans [UPDATED – NOW WITH 25% MORE SNARK]

A recent Public Policy Poll has Mike Huckabee leading the field for the Republican Presidential nomination for 2016. It’s early, so one must take the poll with a grain of salt. It still is disturbing that Huckabee, who would be killed in a General Election has significant support in the GOP. This poll makes Charles giddy, and he crows about the results.

Huckabee BadCharles asks what is wrong with the Right? Back in 2008, Charles correctly pegged Mike Huckabee as a Leftist due to his economic policies. Now he is on the Right according to Charles because Huckabee is to the Right of Stalin. Glenn Greenwald could testify to Charles Johnson’s weird political labels.



Remember this? Neither did we until we opened up the musty box of BRC Archives.

Charles Huckabee Comments Memory Holed Not sure why Charles Johnson hid all comments on that LGF thread, but there is one that stands out. The following is not a re-creation, but a genuine retro comment screencap of stupid.

CJ Says Huckabee Is A Leftist

Did you catch that? Charles Johnson stated that Mike Huckabee is a liberal. Charles, you’re a mess.


Update 2: Here’s Huckabee’s quote in context, via Chris Moody of *ahem* Yahoo News:
Huckabee Libido Full Context

Intentional omission in order to misconstrue the true meaning of a quote is not just bearing false witness, it’s journalistic fraud, and it borders on slander.


145 Comments on “Charles Is Happy That Huckabee Leads 2016 Poll For Republicans [UPDATED – NOW WITH 25% MORE SNARK]”

  1. Doppel Meme says:

    hey dumb ass,

    it’s the Democrats that have reduced all women to simply sets of reproductive organs that vote and it’s Huckabee that is calling them out for it.

    Charles, it’s obvious you don’t even read the shit you post

  2. Doppel Meme says:

    Charles is just an opportunist hack. ( and not very opportunistic one given his begging for 10 bucks from amazon prime )

    One thing is constant, Charles just cuts and pastes talking points. he doesn’t know what the Hell he’s talking about

  3. Minnow says:

    Barry, you are SO lucky this website exists. Without this place, 97% of those who even know you exist would go away.

    Surf’s up Barry.

  4. There is reality, and there is the way dittoheads see the world. Huck may be a Marxist/Fascist in the dittohead world, but he is just as warped as the dittohead, and especially the Christian Conservative.

    He should not be allowed to own firearms.

  5. Briareus says:

    It’s like stuff and shit.

    203 Charles Thu, Jan 3, 2008 11:37:22am

    Why do the media keep saying Mike Huckabee was a “guitar player?”

    He played BASS.

    400 Charles Thu, Jan 3, 2008 12:11:47pm

    As a guitar player, Huckabee was a pretty good bass player.

    45 Charles Thu, Jan 3, 2008 12:54:59pm

    Some people were predicting Paul would beat Thompson, but it sure doesn’t look that way. McCain and Thompson are tied behind Huckabee and Romney.

    757 Charles Mon, May 12, 2008 8:56:51pm

    If John McCain chooses Huckabee as his running mate, I’m going to have a very serious problem with him.

    767 Charles Mon, May 12, 2008 9:00:51pm
    Mike Huckabee is a creationist. I will do everything in my power to prevent creationists from getting anywhere near the presidency.

    779 Charles Mon, May 12, 2008 9:04:44pm

    And no — Huckabee is not an “intelligent design” advocate. He’s an old-fashioned, the earth was created in six days, hard core creationist.

    787 Charles Mon, May 12, 2008 9:05:51pm

    Well, that Huckabee news is the perfect capper to this election.

    What a nightmare.

    131 Charles Tue, May 13, 2008 9:23:56am

    If John McCain chooses Mike Huckabee as his running mate, I’m going to have a very difficult decision to make. I will not vote for Mike Huckabee under any circumstances.

    177 Charles Fri, May 16, 2008 2:27:35pm

    Sigh. I guess I’m going to have to post something about this Huckabee moron.

    1 Charles Fri, Jun 13, 2008 12:28:09pm

    Maybe Huckabee and Pat Buchanan should have a show together.

    156 Charles Mon, Jul 14, 2008 6:04:34pm

    Now Mike Huckabee is on Hannity and Colmes.

    And he’s going to have his own show soon.


    195 Charles Tue, Jul 15, 2008 8:19:10am

    re: #194 cantrecant

    If the disillusioned liberals of LGF will stand clear, I think Huck is right on the sanctity of life, the inadvisability of same sex marriage, and public prayer.

    Is the evolution/creation debate over? I must have missed that. Who won? How about global warming?

    However when it comes to squirrel meat, I am shocked, shocked! about his position. That should certainly disqualify him from leadership (joking).

    I can think just fine, thanks. Mike Huckabee is a liberal in evangelists’ clothing — but if it’s more important to you to force your religion into public schools, I can see how you’d be willing to ignore his actual policy positions.

    5 Charles Fri, Sep 26, 2008 10:21:54am

    Yep, Mike Huckabee is getting his own show on Fox News. They’re promoting it with a guitar image, and using words like “rocking.”

    Another reason to turn off the TV.

    25 Charles Mon, Sep 29, 2008 6:05:47pm

    Fox News is airing the wit and wisdom of Mike Huckabee again.

    Come on, Hannity! Let’s make it a two-fer! Don’t we need to know what Pat Buchanan thinks about the financial crisis?

    534 Charles Mon, Nov 3, 2008 8:26:00pm

    re: #511 RTLM

    No, he didn’t. That’s the point. Given the belief systems and media scrutiny at the time it was never brought up.

    It didn’t matter what his belief was. He was a very successful and effective president.

    And the problem is that we now have a gang of “conservatives” who DO want to push creationism and other intrusive, backward social agendas. Reagan was effective because he stayed out of this stuff. Bobby Jindal and Tim Pawlenty and Mike Huckabee a host of other GOP rising stars are the exact opposite; they’re aggressively pursuing this crap.

    50 Charles Tue, Nov 11, 2008 5:27:36pm

    Karl Rove just cited some of the rising stars in the GOP:

    Sarah Palin – creationistMike Huckabee – creationistBobby Jindal – creationistTim Pawlenty – creationistMitt Romney – apparently saneNewt Gingrich – jury’s out, he’s said different things to different people

    The GOP has a huge problem with this issue.

    18 Charles Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:05:08pm

    Mike Huckabee is doing a media blitz. He’s going to ingratiate himself to America even if he has to talk to Oliver Stone to do it.

    25 Charles Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:07:35pm

    I’m not that close to any fires, but I had to cut a ride short this morning because the air was so bad.

  6. Pakimon says:

    Be patient Gus. The internet will soon discover a way to make Legos and then your architectural career will really take off.

    Who knows? You might be able to buy your own couch to sleep on some day. 😆

  7. Pakimon says:

    The Chunkster’s Cheetos addiction in a nutshell:

  8. Pakimon says:

    If Chunky would only heed his own advice, his daily self-beclownments would be a lot less frequent. 😆

  9. Pakimon says:

    And don’t forget to turn off your Ad blocker and give me $80.00 $79.95 😆

    • Frank Sinclair says:

      $79.95 is what your wife charges to take a load in the face.

      • St. Pancake says:

        Frank Sinclair
        “$79.95 is what your wife charges to take a load in the face.”

        Unlike a fucking deadbeat mooch like you, others WORK for their money, they don’t pimp their wife out. Stop projecting your own thoughts on to others.

      • frabbystinclair says:

        Frank’s mom takes loads in the face for free.

      • Stank Stinklair says:

        80 bucks
        to take your load?
        my mom is cheaper
        bring your chode

        Burma shave

  10. St. Pancake says:

    “Mike Huckabee is a creationist. I will do everything in my power to prevent creationists from getting anywhere near the presidency.”

    At least Huckabee did run a state, successfully. Obama never ran anything until being President of the USA. Anybody with a functioning brain can see the disaster that’s been.

    Great priorities chuckles!

    • Pakimon says:

      When Chunkles slaps the creationist label on someone, there’s no going back.

      His head starts spinning like Linda Blair in The Exorcist and he starts vomiting out inanities like pea soup.

  11. Pakimon says:

    I’ll bet Octo is glad he didn’t compromise when he picked out George. 😆

  12. trebob says:

    So Stabby leaves and then he just stays in his stupid frank persona trolling threads? I know we’re tolerant and stuff, but we put up with less from Reggie and he was mildly entertaining.

    Stabby/Frank/Charles really is too stupid to be allowed to post. Just sayin’.

  13. trebob says:

    So, how many of these low information folks are LGFers? Stabby pay attention, these are your homies.

  14. Stank Stinklair says:

    Arachne :
    Says the dip who can’t define what “ditto” means when asked. So obsessed with Limbaugh.

    you say ditto
    not what I hear
    I hear dildo
    betwixt my ears

    Burma shitforbrains shave

  15. Octopus says:

    Stabby Poo didn’t make any progress last night, did he? For a Proggie, that’s a real shame.

  16. Octopus says:

    I was just checking out the National Lampoon archive site, and this 1970 cover jumped out at me like a squirrel from the Christmas tree:

    Spooky, eh?

  17. LGFisacesspoolofstupid says:

    Hey kids-how you all been? I see stabby is still trying to quit and now has allowed his alter ego Frank to become more like his primary persona. Fun. I wonder how much weight Chunk has put on since I last posted?

    • Arachne says:

      Well, we did complain when Frankie Poopypants strayed from his customary sex offender persona so we’re happy to have that back at least. Although now he’s developed some sort of obsession with Rush Limbaugh and the use of the word “dittohead” which is rather boring if you ask me.

      Yeah Stabbykins quit us for something like the 12th time because we’re a lame political blog. Except we aren’t a political blog at all. You know, sort of like complaining that the Food Network website is kinda thin on the crochet patterns content.

  18. LGFisacesspoolofstupid says:

    Imagine if you will, if the best man at Rand Paul’s wedding was caught wearing a Klan outfit, or even if Huckabee’s brother wore this scarf:

    What would fat fuck say?

    • Arachne says:

      He wouldn’t say anything vis-a-vis right and wrong – he’d simply say that the ebil tea party people and the nefarious right wing are “upset.”

  19. rightymouse says:

    There’s no way Huckabee will win the nomination so Charles is whining for no reason.

    • trebob says:

      Since Huckabee’s being the G.O.P. nominee would cement Clinton’s presidency you would think Charles would be hugely in favour of Governor Huckabee being the GOP front runner.

      • Because says:

        In case you haven’t noticed, KREEASHUNISM OMG PONIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 is the mostest impotent issue in the whole frakking multiverse in Culver City. Nothing else even comes close.

        And this was true even in the old days.

        Pay no attention to the islamic creationists, Chunk.

      • OLT's Coalition Asking Trolls For Unity, Clarity, and Knowledge (CATFUCK) says:

        He who has no neck cannot have his head sawn off by a primitive with a rusty knife made from a truck spring.

        – Proverb found on ancient Cheetos bag in Far West Mesopotamia (Culver City, CA)

    • Arachne says:

      Huckabee didn’t even get a huge radio audience.
      Also the PPP Poll is hugely results oriented. Has little credibility.

  20. d says:

    Looks like everyone’s losing interest in that place. Chunk and commodore put posts up yesterday. Since then it’s been two more fluff posts about a guitarist and a cute puppy or something. The site has no direction. Whenever they do talk politics everyone just agrees Repubs are the devil and that’s the end of it. No wonder the troll comes here out of boredom.

  21. rightymouse says:

    Examples? You got nothing, pal.

  22. Octopus says:

    Still no joy from his OkCupid dating-site gambit. 😦

  23. Juan Epstein says:


    Who’s the misogynist?

  24. rightymouse says:

    What a load of BS you effing liar.

    • Because says:

      Cheetos isn’t spelled “Cheerios”.

    • d says:

      HERE WE GO!! Chunk’s doubled down on Teh Stupid once again! Even defying the left-wing looney regulars of AMESSNBC. How far will he go in berating them for daring to be even slightly civil and proffesional, something he’s incapable of???? Grab some popcorn.

      • LGFisacesspoolofstupid says:

        I saw a pic of the GOP leadership watching the commercial on Breitbarts laptop and they weren’t pleased.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Marketing by intentionally offending.

      Seems like a good plan.


      • trebob says:

        It’s would be like the Charles Johnson marketing plan:

        1. Start popular blog with entertaining posters
        2. Kick the entertaining posters off your blog leaving *yawn*
        3. ???
        4. Profit

        Easy as falling off a bicycle.

      • Because Ow says:

        And as painful, too.

    • trebob says:

      This isn’t even new. You’d figure if there was a bunch of racist right wing comments on the first ad we be seeing and hearing about some over the last 6 or 7 months since it’s been out there. Only a few idiots commenting on youtube, hardly all-encompassing right wing hatred. How many of those were Charles Johnson’s sock puppets and Little Green Footballs flying monkeys sent to post racial slurs. He did it to Hot Air, why not youtube?

    • Nomad says:

      Yes, the entire right wing must hate the ad because Cheerios got some racist comments. And how does he know they’re conservatives anyway? They could be Stormfront types, or “brogressives”.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      I guess they should have followed the Charles Johnson business plan

      1. Take successful operation
      2. Piss off bread and butter contributors that supply 98% of donations, site visits and site content
      3. Replace folks in step 2 with people with zero disposable income and zero value as business contributors
      4. beg for tips
      5. engage in twitter wars with smarter individuals
      6. ICYMI
      7. I just can’t even

    • Arachne says:

      No, they didn’t, asshole. And you have no fucking proof that they did.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh please – you’re at a complete loss to understand simple arithmetic.

      • rightymouse says:

        Apparently Charles thinks it’s just fine for a media outlet to alienate half (or more) of the country when it’s their job to at least appear impartial.

  25. Octopus says:

    MSNBC is hard to embarrass, but even they were embarrassed by this race-baiting garbage. Of course, Fatass has no problem with it, it’s his meat and potatoes, and Cheetos-chaser. He lives only to race-bait, at this point. 😆

  26. Octopus says:

    Bieber’s latest gal-pal is mad at the media for painting her as a trouble-girl, and she’s very concerned that Beebs is heading down a very dark and dangerous road. Also, she’s smokin’. Not weed.

    • Arachne says:

      For Twitter followers, go look at @MSNBCApology – it is hysterical. 14 tweets in 3 hours and already over 1,500 2,000 followers.

  27. Daedalus says:

    rightymouse :
    What a load of BS you effing liar.

    I’m at a complete loss to understand why @msnbc apologized for that tweet & deleted it. The right wing DOES hate the Cheerios ad.— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 30, 2014

    It was Black Leftists who were up in arms over the Cheerios ads.

    • trebob says:

      But Charles doesn’t live in the real world. He lives in his small, racist world of Nazi-loving Little Green Footballs.

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        he just can’t even

      • Daedalus says:

        Gleen Greenwald and Huckabee are Rightwing Libertarians according to Charles.

      • d says:

        densewench just called Penn Jillette a dudebro. They hate him because he’s a Libertarian and he did segment of his Bullshit show on Global Warming. The verdict and I quote: “It ain’t happenin'” Heh heh. Too bad Chunky. No one hip, cool and smart agrees with of your garbage anymore now that you’re Koolaid drinking pinheaded liberal. Sux to b u.

  28. d says:

    Chunk’s group of regulars have all commented on his extensive post on how the entire political right wing are racists, black haters, and KKK advocates and it’s 100% unanimous: Chunk’s right again!!!

    Chunk doesn’t try to explain how families can be right wing and still be black, hispanic, and asian and even mixed race. Because in Chunky world he gets to be king of the losers so they all have to agree with his unbiased and scientifical assessment. His reasoning is if a racist is on the right wing then all the right wing is racist.

    Can we then assume if Marion Barry hates dirty asians and Al Sharpton hates Jews and Farakhan hates whites and Jews that Democrats hate these racial groups? Why doesn’t Obungle have any blacks in his cabinet? Doesn’t seem like he has any respect for them if he has to recruit rich billionaires before finding a qualified black man. Racist? It would seem so in Chunky world.

  29. Arachne says:

    Daedalus :

    It wasn’t Righties complaining about the ad.

    No it wasn’t. There was no backlash at all. When the left saw that there wasn’t any backlash, they spread a story that it was. I’m right wing. I thought the ad was adorable. The poor hubby waking up to being covered with Cheerios. And then…”JAN?????”

  30. Octopus says:

    Some people thought Garage Boy had the means to support a cat, and expressed their sympathies. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Gee Gus. You might have tried feeding him Meow Mixx instead of Lucky’s $2.99 a pint scotch.

      • Because says:

        Cheerios – racist
        Hunan rice – racist
        Cheetos – ????

      • ChenZhen says:

        No that certainly isn’t Gus’s cat.

        Meow is a celebrity of sorts on the internet. Him and Grumpy Cat.

        Also is in the Guinness book for longest fur, apparently. No cause of death given yet. My money is on death by epic furball.

        The Colonel Meow facebook updates were always entertaining. He will be missed.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      no way this is photo was taken by Gus

      Gus isn’t gonna pony up for a bottle of Johnny Walker, let alone use it as a prop
      let alone drink it from a clean glass

  31. Octopus says:

    Full-on tantrum, all afternoon. Flailing wildly, accuses Breitbart of not policing comments. Sanity has never been more in question. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      You sound like a hysterical 5-year old, Fat Ass.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      Charles , you simple minded twat, why not make the leap to say that US Marines are racist since he’s waving a USMC flag

      because we know that 1 guy with a flag speaks for all Marines, right?

      • Arachne says:

        So badly wants to be relevant.
        Meanwhile @MSNBCApology on Twitter is getting an average of 100 new followers every 15 minutes…….I’m terribly jealous. But I take pride in the fact that 613 people are COUNTING on me….

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        here is an idea for Charles


        Charles can create a twitter account to right a wrong and get some hits!

    • Bunk X says:

      Insanity, outsanity. It’s a revolving door, and Charles is trapped in it.

  32. Because says:

    OLT’s Join CATFUCK Today – Rehabilitate Trolls :
    How do I know that’s not Kilgore Trout?

    No slug slime running down the cheek.

  33. rightymouse says:

    Daedalus :
    Gleen Greenwald and Huckabee are Rightwing Libertarians according to Charles.

    He’s being completely ridiculous.

  34. Arachne says:

    rightymouse :

    Cheerios at least had a classy response to Michelle Malkin who has a bi-racial family.

    Yeah the right just HATES biracial couples. I’m sure Clarence Thomas and his wife get a constant barrage of hate mail from rightwingers. /sarc…..

    The only one obsessed with race is you. Blubberbutt. But if I ripped off a black musician that gave me a job to the tune of $1000, I’d be working overtime to paint myself as a champion of justice, too.

  35. d says:

    Michelle Malkin, feelin’ the love from Cheerios. Chunk just spreadin’ more hate.

    @michellemalkin ❤️ Family is built on love and we love all families… #FamilyLove—
    Cheerios (@cheerios) January 30, 2014
    @cheerios Glad to hear that #cheerios – because @msnbc used you to smear countless families who live & celebrate colorblind love every day!—
    Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) January 30, 2014

  36. Arachne says:

    rightymouse :

    He can’t. For all we know he sent his crazed minions out to post crap at Breitbart. That’s where his serious angst & butthurt reside, after all.

    I remember how he implied ALL comments at Breitbart when Mandela died were racist and that everyone at Weasel Zippers was sending him death threats. No to both.

  37. Because says:

    The Cheerios are racist
    They belong to Vlaams Belang
    The Hunan rice is racist
    It makes me soft in the wang
    Pam Geller is a racist
    Of the Serbian Fascist gang
    And Chuckles’ blog is such a hog
    It blew up with a bang

    Burpa Shave

  38. Juan Epstein says:



  39. Because says:

    This guy keeps showing up on my LinkedIn people I might know

    samule nana
    owner of gold miner

    They still own miners in Africa? Sounds at least as racist as Cheerios to me.

  40. Doppel Milyo says:

    just poop

  41. OLT's The Kale Of Kilgore Trout says:

    Because :

    OLT’s Join CATFUCK Today – Rehabilitate Trolls :
    How do I know that’s not Kilgore Trout?

    No slug slime running down the cheek.

    Not good enough. He might have wiped his face on a fat lesbian.

  42. Briareus says:

    Updated post with Huckabee’s “libido” comment in context via Chris Moody/Yahoo News; fixed unfortunate grammar blowzit.

  43. Octopus says:

    Let’s skip school and go to the beach! 🙂

  44. Octopus says:

    I suddenly know a lot of bi-racial families. My brother and his wife adopted four black kids from Detroit, raised them from toddlers — now they’re entering high school, and doing great. One nephew is married to a beautiful black girl, and they have four kids — both are Coast Guard officers. Another niece has a black child from a short-lived relationship, and she’s raising the little tyke with help from her mother, while attending nursing school.

    My younger daughter dated a very respectable black dude for about 8 months last year, but that ended in a very normal, mature way, as both decided they were too young to settle down into a marriage-y relationship. I really liked the guy, and we didn’t badmouth him at all to our girl, and not because we were trying to prove we were liberal-minded or whatever. He was a good person, and still is as far as I know.

    So, I guess Chunky is right. Everyone who opposes Obama is a vicious racist.

  45. JimboXL says:

    Being that the current Republican party as represented by Boehner is politically speaking, the dumbest political party on planet Earth, as it once again demonstrated today, it wouldn’t be surprising if they tried a Romney/Huckabee ticket, a Bush/Romney ticket, or worse a Romney/McCain ticket.