Lidane: “Obama is damn near an Eisenhower Republican”

LGF is in full celebratory mood to what they claim is a great speech from Obama. Keep in mind the loozards would applaud Obama is he ran around naked taking a crap on the street. Resident angry Marxist, Lidane claims Obama is a centrist.

Obama is Centrist

Charles claimed that Obama is a Progressive, Lidane clearly is going off script here and is really full of it. Obama is not even remotely close to an Eisenhower. This shows you how Far Left Lidane and the LGFers are.

Dr Matt posts 2 pictures on Obama’s State of the Union speech that he thinks is funny.

Obama is Centrist2

Lame!

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128 Comments on “Lidane: “Obama is damn near an Eisenhower Republican””

  1. swamprat says:

    Best speech ever! Plato, Socrates, Shakespear, Lincoln, Jefferson… all were pikers in comparison.

    This would be said if he came on stage and burped out “Jingle Bells”, so why even bother?

  2. Octopus says:

    Lidane is damn near terminally insane, as well as big as a house. She’s the one who said Allen West should be tried as a war criminal, remember.

  3. Octopus says:

    Oh, I can only imagine how great the speech was! I can hear its echoes from here, down through the halls of history. Lincoln, Churchill, Teddy Roosevelt, JFK, MLK, Cicero…all mumbling milquetoasts, compared to the soaring genius of the Unicorn Messiah’s Teleprompter. He doesn’t write his own speeches, you fucking idiots. 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    Oh, and he didn’t write his own autobiographies, he never wrote anything as editor of the Harvard Law Review, and never wrote a piece of legislation. What a genius!

  5. poteen2 says:

    Obama’s the smartest man in the room only when the only other man in the room is Charlie.
    You know,,,,when they go to the bathroom to ‘fix their makeup’.

  6. stabby says:

    Sadly, this blog is so politically lame that it can’t possibly make fun of LGF. It’s like syphilis making fun of a pimple.

    Losers.

    See ya in the funny papers.

  7. Frank Sinclair says:

    Octopus :
    Oh, and he didn’t write his own autobiographies, he never wrote anything as editor of the Harvard Law Review, and never wrote a piece of legislation. What a genius!

    • d says:

      Hey you messed up your link. You linked to some picture of an ugly beyotch and not a link to all those published personally written works and legislation Obungler did. Or was that a picture of one of Obungler’s composite beyotches from back in the day.

      Did he write that crap from last night? Let’s hope not. That was some stinkalicious nonsense as usual. Everything is duhhh…..fixed thanks to ME!!!! Teh climate change is teh real!!! KITTENZ!! We must makes everybody all equalz ‘n stuff. Obunglecare fixed everything thanks to ME!!!! I’ve appointed ME to be PreezyKING!!! Hooray for ME!!!

  8. Pakimon says:

    Bunk X :
    I do it au gratis. I work weeks ahead so Octo’s comments appear seamless and no one suspects a thing.

    Bunk also sneaks in the “boob” comments.

    He uses other people’s names but for some reason, I know it’s him. Call it a hunch… 😆 😀

    http://tinyurl.com/lwvubrk

    http://tinyurl.com/mp9hzb6

  9. Pakimon says:

    And the winner of this year’s prestigious Chris Matthews “Thrill up the Leg” Award goes to… 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Good Lord. What a drooling suckup liberal. Did you catch Gingrich’s face? Priceless! 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Gingrich is like, “Wait, I’ve had sex before. All kinds of it. I don’t remember being this bored and annoyed by it.”

        Maybe you have to be a ten-dollar hooker like this guy, to get the analogy.

  10. trebob says:

    stabby :
    Sadly, this blog is so politically lame that it can’t possibly make fun of LGF. It’s like syphilis making fun of a pimple.
    Losers.
    See ya in the funny papers.

    Is this your 6th or 7th “bye forever losers”? My, my you really are protective of a blog that thinks you aren’t worth having around. I have to admit, after seeing your posts it’s totally understandable that LGF (or anyone with a heartbeat) would think you are too stupid to pay attention to.

    I think you are in love with Charles. That’s it isn’t it Shabby? it’s ok, here we judge you on the uninformed and idiotic things you post not your personal preferences. You can admit it Stabs, you’re in love with Charles.

  11. So that pair of images is supposed to make Leftoids laugh and Conservatives wince? Oy.
    You want funny AND scathing, here, eat some of this …

    http://c5.nrostatic.com/sites/default/files/styles/nro_media_large_splash/public/pic_cartoon_012914_new_A.jpg?itok=-TlRbq6f

    I remember when [some] Leftoids were funny. Now, they’re just whinny, bitter hacks. Like Gus and Stabby.

  12. d says:

    stabby :Sadly, this blog is so politically lame that it can’t possibly make fun of LGF. It’s like syphilis making fun of a pimple.
    Losers.
    See ya in the funny papers.

    Agreed. LGF is like a pimple. A tiny pimple on the ass of the internet.

  13. Octopus says:

    LGF doesn’t even qualify as a swamp, anymore. It’s dried up. Sagebrush rolls through, regular.

    I’m pretty sure Stabby Sinclair is Fatass. Who else would bother? 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    The shitty song remains the same…

  15. Octopus says:

    Hard to believe this one had the nerve to show her face: http://twitpic.com/dtpgmz/full

  16. Arachne says:

    Pakimon :

    And frabby farts out yet another “I’m leaving” comment.

    How many is that in the last six months? No one cares, buttmunch. Of course, your addlepated alter ego Frankie Droopydrawers will still be with us.

  17. Doppel chinyo says:

    Lidane’s blood sugar must have been very low when she wrote that. It’s incoherent gibberish!

    have another sopapilla hun!

    • Arachne says:

      Maybe Lidane played the wrong State of the Union drinking game. If you’re conservative, you were supposed to drink if he said “Wisconsin” — that way you could stay sober. Lidane must have taken a shot of Cuervo every time he said “inequality.”

  18. Because how precious says:

    Pakimon :
    And frabby farts out yet another “I’m leaving” comment.

    A flounce?

  19. Arachne says:

    icekoldebassman :
    Like all liberals, he believes he is superior to those who are not liberal.

    Oh, and let’s not forget their roomy butts, since they pull so many of their little factoids out of them. Then run away when asked to back up their absurd comments. I wonder why Frankie’s so obsessed with Limbaugh though?

    Does Fatass have a rival for Frankie’s affections.

  20. rightymouse says:

    That’s Ok, Charles. We ‘get’ that you hate all Republicans, especially our women. Spare us your stupid Republican ‘War on Women’ meme.

    • This is typical Leftoid moving of goal posts and <spinium ad nauseum. They have no real facts to back up their assertions or charges, just a lot of sound and fury about how Conservatives refuse to play the victim-hood game regarding all their special interest groups..

    • KGB says:

      And if the reply had been given by a man, he would snorted that it was proof of a GOP pogrom on the fair sex. Every day this man more and more resembles a college freshman, lapping up his professors’ prejudices, all the while believing himself a free thinker.

  21. Juan Epstein says:

    EXCLUSIVE: Obama’s high school pot dealer who he thanked for the ‘good times’ was beaten to death with a hammer by his gay lover after fights over flatulence and drugs

  22. Because I like Ike says:

    Eisenhower is a particularly inapt comparison, because:

    1. Eisenhower was probably the best manager of the bureaucracy in history. Obama is the worst. Most of the government is just doing its own thing, and the only things getting any attention from the white house are Jarrett’s pet projects.

    2. Ike warned us about not only the “military-industrial complex”, but also the academic-industrial-government complex. Obama seem to want more of the same slumber party between academics, the military and spook agencies, and huge corporations. He’s doing exactly what Ike was warning against in his farewell address.

    No, dipshitz. Obama is no Eisenhower. He’s going to have to work to be a Carter at this point.

  23. Octopus says:

    He’s a massive failure, and it’s not getting better. The self-described Liberal MSM will spin his two terms as “challenging,” and suggest that he really rose to the challenge and succeeded despite the obstructionist wingnut-extremists on the other side.

  24. Octopus says:

    I just spent an hour officiating a knock-down, drag-out long-distance texting battle between two of my older sisters, one a Republican, the other a hardcore Chicago Liberal. Some things were said, some feelings were hurt, and nothing was gained. People are so far apart, and they stay in their own insular little worlds, getting more and more hyped-up and shrill. I’m really tired of it.

    • OLT's Probably A Racist! says:

      Octopus :
      I just spent an hour officiating a knock-down, drag-out long-distance texting battle between two of my older sisters, one a Republican, the other a hardcore Chicago Liberal. Some things were said, some feelings were hurt, and nothing was gained. People are so far apart, and they stay in their own insular little worlds, getting more and more hyped-up and shrill. I’m really tired of it.

      WHAT? Someone had a problem with Der Fuhrer announcing one-man rule???

      • Octopus says:

        The Pennsylvania Republican was making snarky comments about the SOTU, and then the Chicago Liberal went OFF, raving about how white conservatives born to privilege want to pull up the ladder after themselves, and all kinds of mean stuff. There was a list of sins. She has drunk the Kool-Aid, and it has fused with her DNA. Angry, she was. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      I sympathize. Try working in Baghdad by the Bay. Certain Lady Lawyers in the office and all about Hillary!! All I said was “no way, no how.

      • Octopus says:

        She did mention Hillary, too. Boy, are they revved-up about her, aren’t they? And this, only a few years after tossing her aside like so much used-Kleenex for the Unicorn Messiah. 😆

  25. trebob says:

    Octopus :
    People are so far apart, and they stay in their own insular little worlds, getting more and more hyped-up and shrill. I’m really tired of it.

    I owed you a link to our holiday pics. Did I mention we purchased a condo while we were there?

    http://jamiesegg.wordpress.com/ for some very amateurish blogging.

    • Octopus says:

      That looks so paradise-y, Trebob. I’m jealous, especially now that you have a reason to go back. :mrgreen:

      I know she doesn’t live there, or come from there, but she would look pretty good on the beach there, or anywhere: http://tinyurl.com/k9vvq4j

      I’m going through a phase of loving her again, despite all the overexposure. I am sorry. 😳

      • trebob says:

        Nothing wrong with your taste. 🙂 Rhianna rocks that bikini & Barbados totally rocks too. You have not lived until you’ve had high tea on one of their pink beaches. It’s kind of a surreal experience.

        We would think seriously about moving there if they had not implemented their V.A.T. All my friends there constantly talk about how expensive things are now.

  26. Octopus says:

    My wife’s cousin just got married on the beach in Barbados, last month. Amazing pics! They didn’t invite extended family as it was both of their second weddings. Too bad, I would have loved to go.

  27. Octopus says:

    You are such a sap if you fall for the silly sentimentalism and emotional manipulation of this ad from last year’s Super Bowl:

    …like I do, everytime. 😥

    • Arachne says:

      I have two favorites. One is the incredibly moving one of the Clydesdales bowing to the New York Skyline – run only twice – in the Superbowl after 9/11 and in 2011 (10th anniversary fell on a Sunday, I believe).

      The other is the little colt trying out the coach harness and “Mom and Dad” pushing it from behind.

      Oh, and ANY of the ponies playing football.

    • gizbot7 says:

      You aren’t human if you don’t tear up at least a little watching that. 🙂

  28. Arachne says:

    trebob :

    Octopus :
    That article is chock-full of crunchy goodness!

    I know. If I didn’t think he’d enjoy it, I suggest spanking Juan for almost letting us miss it all.
    :)

    Crunchy goodness? Oh I hold out for the fluffy nougat center, myself!

  29. trebob says:

    Octopus :
    I’m going through a phase of loving her again, despite all the overexposure. I am sorry.

    It’s interesting that Ocky waited until there were over 70 comments before introducing a pic of a chick in a bikini. He either has terrific self-control or is slacking off.

    Discuss.

  30. d says:

    Because I like Ike :Eisenhower is a particularly inapt comparison, because:
    1. Eisenhower was probably the best manager of the bureaucracy in history. Obama is the worst. Most of the government is just doing its own thing, and the only things getting any attention from the white house are Jarrett’s pet projects.
    2. Ike warned us about not only the “military-industrial complex”, but also the academic-industrial-government complex. Obama seem to want more of the same slumber party between academics, the military and spook agencies, and huge corporations. He’s doing exactly what Ike was warning against in his farewell address.
    No, dipshitz. Obama is no Eisenhower. He’s going to have to work to be a Carter at this point.

    She’s merely regurgitating a left-wing meme that’s been out there awhile. You didn’t think one of those swamp things could actually originate even a bad idea, did you?

  31. d says:

    Wow. Chunky’s in rare form today. Here’s a double smear, first of Mike Huckabee which then enables him to smear the whole GOP for supposedly liking the Mike Huckabee position, wholely fabricated by the Fat Cheeto Eating One purposely distorting it’s meaning out of hateful spite.

    Chunk’s lying smear:
    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/43004_Mike_Huckabee_Says_Women_Use_Birth_Control_Because_They_Cannot_Control_Their_Libido

    Mike’s truthful point: The Democrats imply that if the government doesn’t provide free taxpayer paid contraception, then all women will be helpless victims of unwanted pregnancy. Then they reverse this to be Republicans don’t want to pay for your bc pills therefore they’re waging a war on women. Huckabee merely points out the false causality asserted by the Democrats.

    Then from his brazen smear of Huckabee above, he uses that for a new post to smear the entire GOP as misogynistic: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/43025_Misogyny_Is_a_Winning_Formula_for_Mike_Huckabee

    Chunk’s a first class jaggoff.

    • Arachne says:

      He still thinks he’s relevant. Dude, a man who posts nothing but blurbs about his cat has more followers than you do on Twitter.

      Hell, a man who has been DEAD for two years has 10 times the followers you do on Twitter.

  32. d says:

    17 Gus
    Wed, Jan 29, 2014 10:58:09am replyquote 2downupreport

    Not sure but the Republican Party is starting to look more like the Asshole Party.

    Uhhh Gus? That’s been the reason for Chunk’s blog and entire existence for the last 5 years. You just noticed?

    Aww. No one thought that incredibly dim comment was clever although he did get 2 up dingys.

    20
    Gus Wed, Jan 29, 2014 10:59:33am
    • 2
    • down
    • up
    • report

    Should the Republican Party rename itself the Asshole Party? Discuss.

    They have been discussing.

    But finally it does catch on and they have mulitiple commenters agreeing with Gus and suggesting variations on the GOP Asshole Party theme.

    Wow FrankStabbyclair. You were right. We’re too politically lame to keep up with the LGF crowd.

  33. d says:

    Deep Thoughts, by Gus Handy

    162 Gus
    Wed, Jan 29, 2014 1:07:51pm replyquote 0downupreport

    No “dead” leafless trees. No grey skies. No ugly dirty slushy streets. No brown dead grass. No cold winds. No driving in ice, snow or slush. No horrible sweaters and jackets or fingerless gloves. No icky watch caps. No short days and long nights. No freezing drafts that feel like a small breeze. No head feeling ice cold. No cold legs. No cold feet. Winter. Sucks.

    Don’t worry Gus. Chunky and Algore and Obungle have all assured us these things will soon be distant memories due to teh climate changey global warmeny thingy. Because the science is settled.

    • Octopus says:

      What state does Gus live in, again? What is he trying to say? Because if you live below the belly of the polar vortex this winter of our discontent, shut your silly trap, before you get embarrassed by a real Eskimo. 😆

      • trebob says:

        Doesn’t his sister live in Colorado? It would make sense her garage would be there too. 🙂

      • gizbot7 says:

        Fingerless gloves? Who wears those when it’s like 10 below with wind chill? With regard to frostbite, those are the parts that go first, idiot. 🙄

      • rightymouse says:

        His sister lives in California, IIRC, and he was in her garage there, but then moved to where he is now (Colorado?), where he says he sleeps on a couch in a freezing room & eats chicken pot pies.

  34. Octopus says:

    “Climate change is a fact.”

  35. trebob says:

    Has Charles commented or tweeted about Snowden’s Nobel nomination? You would think that would make his head explode.

  36. d says:

    Octopus :The Pennsylvania Republican was making snarky comments about the SOTU, and then the Chicago Liberal went OFF, raving about how white conservatives born to privilege want to pull up the ladder after themselves, and all kinds of mean stuff. There was a list of sins. She has drunk the Kool-Aid, and it has fused with her DNA. Angry, she was.

    Octo, your liberal sister should read this: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jan/28/carson-unhanding-the-bread-that-labor-has-earned/?page=all#pagebreak

    Maybe it will help her understand that ladders to upward mobility do not come from from lib politicians. They come from within.

    • rightymouse says:

      I LOVE Dr. Carson. Guy is scary smart! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      That article is solid gold. I’m not going to send it to lib-sis, though. When someone’s a True Believer, you just have to roll with it. They aren’t open to changing their minds, despite their professed desire for hopenchange. I just try to keep the sibs talking to me, and each other. It’s a challenge sometimes.

  37. rightymouse says:

    Hmmmm…Lidane & Teleskiguy must have had a mind-meld with Chrissy Tingles.

    • Doppel Meme says:

      here’s the best part

      he sent that tweet before the speech or even the release of the transcript

      he just KNEW Obama would hit a home run

    • d says:

      What fricking gibberish. Do you think the idiot even understands he’s praising a leftist regime for purposely deceiving the public into thinking they’re moderates? And LGF commenters lap it up because they’re either cynical and crooked operatives or useful idiots with a daddy complex.

  38. trebob says:

    rightymouse :
    His sister lives in California, IIRC, and he was in her garage there, but then moved to where he is now (Colorado?), where he says he sleeps on a couch in a freezing room & eats chicken pot pies.

    Wow! You seem to know a great deal about Gus and his habits. Are you sure you’re not a stalker?

    *ducking* 🙂

  39. Pakimon says:

    trebob :
    Smacking Paki with the glove? You know he’ll be on that like a rooster on a June bug.

    It’s only Wednesday, so I’ll try to keep it on Chunkster mocking topic.

    The best I can do is a bicycle theme. Chunky used to ride bicycles before discovering the wonder of Cheetos, didn’t he? 😀 😆

    • Abu says:

      Nice! The interwebs is amazing, ain’t it? 🙂 Maybe we could move away from yoga on Saturday. The are all sorts of other activities involving pretty winninks and swarthy men.
      penis penis penis lol

  40. d says:

    Frank Sinclair :He should have been.
    http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/12/12/sprj.nirq.west.ruling/

    You really need to get rid of your resentment toward black men being successful and in positions of leadership. You’re better than that FrankStabbclair. I don’t think that Chunky guy and LGF place are doing much for your self esteem.

  41. Lidane has no understanding of Eisenhower or what people with high principles are like.
    Here’s a hint, Liddy. Eisenhower ran D-Day and it was successful and was the beginning of the end of WWII.
    Bammy goes on expensive vacations while bemoaning the plight of the poor in order to get votes.
    Compare and contrast.

  42. Octopus says:

    The Unicorn Messiah’s terrible sacrifices are comparable to those of this soldier. Omigod, I can’t take much more of this…but the satirical responses are hilarious.
    http://thefederalist.com/2014/01/29/the-story-of-a-war-hero-wounded-on-his-10th-deployment-is-really-the-story-of-obama/

  43. poteen2 says:

    Octopus :
    The Pennsylvania Republican was making snarky comments about the SOTU, and then the Chicago Liberal went OFF, raving about how white conservatives born to privilege want to pull up the ladder after themselves, and all kinds of mean stuff. There was a list of sins. She has drunk the Kool-Aid, and it has fused with her DNA. Angry, she was.

    The challenge for the Chicago liberal—
    $100 if she can find a hungry poor kid in Chicago,,,any color kid.
    $1000 if she can find a starving kid.
    $25 if she makes it out with her sneakers. 😉

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