Charles hurt that Rand Paul uses “war on women” meme back at The Clintons

The war on women theme is one of the most potent political weapons used by the Democrats against the Republicans. Sadly some Republicans don’t know how to counteract this line of attack and fall all over themselves and end up giving Democrats ammo. Rand Paul on NBC today turned the war on women theme back at the Left by mentioning that Bill Clinton took advantage of a 20 year old woman. Charles got angry and went on the attack against Rand Paul.

Mad at Rand

Mad at Rand 2

Charles is just angry Rand Paul did not trip up on this question and turned the tables. The real reason Charles hates Rand is because he is the son of Ron Paul who according to the shut is behind some global 4th Reich plot with Glenn Greenwald. Charles can’t handle a Republican who punches back effectively.

Update: Charles goes on Twitter rant making fun of Rand Paul’s hair.


Charles is no one to mock the appearance of anyone else.


97 Comments on “Charles hurt that Rand Paul uses “war on women” meme back at The Clintons”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Dumb-ass Charlie’s tweeting obsessive grooming tips & comments about Rand’s hair. 😆

  2. Captain Death says:

    Charles Johnson is a slovenly over weight fellow who only has snark left as a weapon.

  3. d says:

    Chunk, dude. You look like Auntie Em. Just shut up about hair. Rand Paul looks fine and fit. You look like a fat old lady with greasy hair. He’s a doctor, you’re an idiot guitarist.

    And Paul makes an excellent point that leftist Dems are nothing but lying hypocrites when it comes to how women are treated. You’re Dem heroes womanize, rape and even kill women. Your Preezydent underpays them and refuses to include them in his Cabinet. All of the liberal popular media objectifies women as nothing but sex objects or worse, refers to them as bitches and ho’s. And the late term termination of viable babies is nothing to be proud and superior about. If you’d ever had anything other than some four legged pissing, stinking animal in your life you would know that and stop shooting your mouth off like a fool.

  4. Pakimon says:

    Whenever I hear the phrase “War on Women”, I think of Ludwig’s epic battle with iceweasel a few years back.

    I was compelled to steal the keys to the DoD Wayback Machine from the BRC and take a little trip down memory lane. 😀

  5. Because says:

    dezes157 :
    Whats Chunky using to wash his hair? Bacon grease?

    Haram! He uses halal mutton fat.

    • dezes157 says:

      I would have lost the bet then, my second guess was the sweat from his armpits.

      • Pakimon says:

        She just relied on her ex-husband’s bank account before dumping him (And her children).

        I see “Da Stupid” is strong with Gus today.

      • Pakimon says:

        That wasn’t supposed to be a reply to dez’s comment.

        Sorry about that.

  6. Pakimon says:

    And the legend of the resulting ruined dishwashers lives on as well. 😆

  7. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Charles is that Norman Bates ‘mothers wig you are wearing?

  8. Richard M Nixon (Deceased) says:

    Reblogged this on Dead Citizen's Rights Society.

  9. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Charles making fun about Rands hair would be like Charles making fun of Christies weight or Charles calling us stalkers


  10. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    dezes157 :
    Whats Chunky using to wash his hair? Bacon grease?

    You said he washes


  11. rightymouse says:

    Hans Senholz? WTF? He was my husband’s professor at Grove City and was never a Nazi even though it’s true he had been in the Luftwaffe. He was a student of the Austrian economist Ludwig Von Mises. This is so effing misleading. Bastards.

  12. rightymouse says:

    Hans Sennholz had been drafted into the Luftwaffe.
    “He was drafted into the Luftwaffe during World War II but was shot down over North Africa and spent most of the war in a POW camp in the United States.”

    Mark Ames and Charles Johnson are effing liars.

  13. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Rand Paul MD

    Charles fuckface Johnson
    Stole a VW
    Begs. For amazon prime 10$ trials

    Any questions?

  14. swamprat says:

    Charles has Vlaams Belang as a nazi group, but the Neo-Nazi Svoboda Party is A-OK.
    Soros is wanted in Europe for screwing people out of their retirement, but the Koch brothers are evil. Obamas’ radical friends and racist church are cool, but Rand Pauls’ guys are bad. Sarah Palin was too dumb to be a vice President, but Biden is peachy.

    And now *Charles Johnson* thinks Rand Paul has funky hair.


    • Minnow says:

      rather predictable I am afraid to say….. and (meanwhile) Barry’s tongue tip is tucked behind his lower teeth as his upper teeth repeatedly push down on his tongue (as his head swings slowly from side to side) and his eyes have that glazed look to them again.

      We call it Bray-mawing Barry….

      Surf’s up!!

  15. dezes157 says:

    Chuck looks like he really wants to kick that bucket

  16. swamprat says:

    charles’ tweet:

    RT @jeremyduns: Once again, here’s Snowden adviser @JesselynRadack openly gloating at failure of US intelligence to stop Tsarnaevs: http://… 1 hour ago

    There’s video clip of Obama advisor Jeremiah Wright openly gloating at another failure of US intelligence.

    So now, that matters to you?


  17. Octopus says:

    I love a good self-beclownment, and Chunky has really outdone himself, trying to go Mr. Blackwell on Rand Paul’s hair. 😆

    Does anyone have a copy of that bit of glurge Chunky once posted, about being such an awesome cyclist he and other elite racers would let noobs (this was before the moobs, mind ye) “hang around” in the early part of one of their Thunder Runs, and then blow them away like so much chaff in their slipstream when the shit got real? I think that should be immortalized in a frame with this pic from the Golden Era:

    • dwells38 says:

      ya he claimed avg speed 25mph uphill!

    • Bunk X says:

      2 charles Sat, Apr 7, 2001 5:15:56pm
      yep, recumbents can fly on level ground. especially if there’s a stiff headwind; no standard road bike will keep up with a shortie into the wind, assuming equal fitness.
      but they sure are ponderous going uphill. and i do a lot of climbing, so i’m gonna stick with my “wedgie” for now… :^)


    • Bunk X says:

      20 Charles Sat, Jul 31, 2004 3:00:15pm

      reaganite wrote:

      Are those Speedplay pedals? How the hell do you walk on the cleats…?

      Slowly and carefully. Actually, sometimes it’s almost better to walk sort of on tip-toe, so the cleat is the walking surface. I try not to walk much in them if I can help it.
      But I’ve had both Shimano and Look pedals, and vastly prefer Speedplay for the double-sided access and quick/easy/safe click in/out. And Speedplays are almost maintenance-free. I’ve had accidental releases with both Shimano and Look (once in an uphill sprint — that was fun), but never with Speedplay.

      He vastly prefers Speedplay.

    • Bunk X says:

      449 Charles Thu, Apr 3, 2008 6:10:48pm

      When I don’t announce open registration, it’s amazing how many fewer people notice it. It’s been open for almost 4 hours today, and less than 25 signups.
      So let’s announce it and see if the pace picks up…

      Lol. People were hovering at the LGF signup counter for days just waiting for the gate to open, yeah?

  18. Octopus says:

    Oh, my aching ass! 😆

    Gus is tweeting furiously about the Grammys, but it’s as if he’s been in a coma for about 15 years, he’s so clueless about it all. Go listen to some of that jazz guitar, Garage Boy. In the garage, thank you.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      Did Gus boost a TV and rabbit ears into the garage?

    • Abu says:

      What a complete know nothing Gusfuck is. I love Page, but seriously? DiMeola and Morse have clarity and technique matched by few. Far more refined than Page, IMHO.

      Gus, check the dishwasher for your briefs.

    • Bunk X says:

      Nothing’s worse than a bunch of pretentious talented guitar players showing off their egos, and there’s nothing better than a couple of amateur guitar players with a harmonica playing four chords on a porch while improvising lyrics over a bottle of Jack.

    • Bunk X says:

      No, Gus. You didn’t listen to them. They both told you to get a job and work your way up, like everyone else. Did you listen? No. You were too busy criticizing them for what you call “Jimmy Page riffs” when there’s no such thing as a “Jimmy Page riff.”

  19. Dolphincatcher says:

    Bunk X :

    And, I just skate on by. Unnoticed.


  20. You people are pathetic. You don’t have the mental capacity to play Hungry Hungry Hippos.

    Not surprising for people who rely on Rush for news, information, and original thought. Trademark dittoheads.

    • Pakimon says:


    • Pakimon says:

      If you put pony-tails on the hippos and substitute Cheetos for the balls, I might be inclined to give it a try.

      Hungry Hungry Chunkles 😆

    • trebob says:

      Stabs, your lack of critical thinking skill is showing. No one has quoted or mentioned Rush Limbaugh on this blog and it’s unlikely that Rush was passing out hair grooming tips to Rand Paul or Charles Johnson. Your bizarre insinuation that a talk radio show, which runs when most of us are at work (you know at jobs), is our only source of news is ridiculous on the surface. If you look to see what source is quoted most here, you’ll find that this blog relies on Little Green Footballs and the ignorant fools, much like yourself, who post there to provide us our material. The avalanche of idiotic tweets from Charles or one of his sock puppets also provides a wealth of stupid remarks to poke fun at.

      But then you never were too bright were you?

      • livefreeor die says:

        He’s just being a good little sycophant and joining in the attack on Limbaugh that Bammy keeps bringing up.

  21. Pakimon says:

    Saw Bunk at the grocery store the other day. 😆

  22. OLT's You Got No Style says:

    franksinclair :
    You people are pathetic. You don’t have the mental capacity to play Hungry Hungry Hippos.
    Not surprising for people who rely on Rush for news, information, and original thought. Trademark dittoheads.

    Pathetic is being the fake-fake persona stalking teh evil stalker blog in order to kissy-smooch Stalker Charles’ expansive backside (which is sealed to the futon cover, so good luck).

    Plus. and this is a pro tip, your flame writers suck. And I mean pro-circuit suck, like the 9 pm Friday night Donkey Show in Tijuana, or Jay Carney, or Nancy Pelosi’s seventh face lift.

  23. Octopus says:

    “The Legend Of Doughy Pantload” sounds like the next Newbery Award Winner in Young Adult Cautionary Fiction. Illustrations by Bunk, of course.

    • OLT's South Park Is A Documentary says:

      Didn’t they elimate that category after “The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs” won?

    • OLT's Psychotic Psimian Pslings Pshit says:

      ps – If it does go to publication, I know a shit-slinging chimp that is fairly talented. I think we could get him for less than Bunk, unless your heart is set on using him.

      This chimp’s work is basically amorphous shitstains on paper, which I think works at every level for LGF and Stalker Charles.

      • Octopus says:

        The chimp is a genius, but he’s erratic. You never know if he’s going to show up, and if he does, he’s always shit-faced. Which is also true of Bunk, but he’s more consistently good, and I think the depictions of DP will charm children of all ages.

  24. d says:

    Chunky’s business model: Somewhere in there you’re supposed to sign up for Amazon Prime.

    • Octopus says:

      That is one hypnotic business model. I couldn’t stop watching.

      In the same vein, I just watched Katy Perry’s bewitching performance from last night’s Grammys. Wow. The part where they brandished a mason jar of her menstrual blood was very scary! They nearly spilled it. All I can say is…BURN THE WITCH! (and then they did) 😈

  25. Octopus says:

    What Chunky is trying to say here, is that the poor dark-skinned Early Euros were persecuted and genocided by the Later White Euros, because of racism. He’s practicing Anthropological Geometric Logic Race Detectin’!

  26. d says:

    Yeah everything was all equal and harmonious and Gaia smiled. Then some light skinned Con-magnons should up and invented golf and country clubs and stole all the blue eyed babes for their trophy wives. And then Wagner, Hitler and then Mitt Romney.

  27. Juan Epstein says:

    People are divided by races, not color.


    Oh, and BOYCOTT OREO

  28. Pakimon says:

    Thought Octo might appreciate this warning.

    His recent canine addition is getting to be of the age where he’s cute and fun-loving on the outside but an UNSTOPPABLE MACHINE OF DESTRUCTION on the inside.

    Take proper precautions. 😀

  29. trebob says:

    ‘Ata boy Charles. You go boy. Step right on in to the 1990’s you coding genius madcap.

    Making the jump to SSL at LGF soon. Maybe not for everything at first, but for all sensitive data transfer like sign-ins.— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 27, 2014

    Expect lots of tweet talking about X.509 “certs” and symmetrical keys and all sorts of crypto stuff.

    BUT, can you make a button with a shiny green texture?

  30. rain of lead says:

    found this and thought of you chucky
    cause I’m a giver
    you’re welcome

    Back away slowly, America. These flavors — they are not for your ilk. Do not follow me into madness, for that way lies Mountain Dew flavored Cheetos