A Tweet from Imani ABL

Charles re-Tweeted this hilarious message from Imani Angry Black Lady.

Imani’s paranoia about Republicans clouds her priorities. The government spying on American citizens is a bigger threat to personal liberty than than the GOP’s stance on abortion. If the NSA scandal happened under a Republican President, you can bet Imani ABL would be all angry about it.

[Update: Imani Gandy, aka @AngryBlackLady, is a civil rights attorney in L.A. and apparently has some rather interesting internet connections. “All roads lead to Jazzy.” – A. Breitbart.]


91 Comments on “A Tweet from Imani ABL”

  1. “If the NSA scandal happened under a Republican Presidenyt. you best bet Imani ABL would be all angry about it.”

    Would you like some cheese with that whine?

  2. Octopus says:

    Regarding Angry Black Lady’s nether regions…

  3. Pakimon says:

    Why “AngryBlackLady” so angry all the time?

    I thought the magical powers of The Choomster Messiah would have everyone eating rainbows and farting out butterflies by now or something. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      ABL has a serious chip on her shoulder, and she’s a nasty player. I seem to recall that she had a hand in the frivolous lawsuits against Patterico and others during the Anthony Weiner debacle.

  4. rightymouse says:

    I confused. What does NSA phone tapping have to do with anyone setting up shop in her twat, Republican or otherwise??? 😯

  5. Juan Epstein says:

    The Dema are all up in my prostate, y’all.

    • OLT's No One Wants A Shop In Your VJJ, ABL says:

      That’s just franksinclair. See your doctor, there’s a cream that gets rid of him in seven applications or less.

  6. OLT's No One Wants A Shop In Your VJJ, ABL says:

    Apparently her civil rights end outside the labia majora.

    Strange that the Feds “setting up shop” in her car, her phone, her computer, her street, her bank records, her health records, her doctor-patient relationships, etc. etc. etc. does not concern such an accomplished “civil rights attorney”.

    I would definitely hire someone with a more detailed understanding of “rights”. Like a wino off Decatur and 5th.

    • OLT's Death Cult H8rs Gonna H8, ABL says:

      Forgot guns. Hey, ABL, it’s OK if the FedGov dictates to me what kind of firearms I can own, correct?

      So you’re OK with them dictating what kind of car you can drive, when you can drive it, and where you go, right? Oh, and what kind of pillows and mattress you can have, what kind of pots and pans and knives you can cook with, etc. Correct? Because more people are killed every year by cars than guns … so we’re just regulating these potential murder weapons for your own good.

      I’ll make you asshole Libs a deal, but I want no grey areas: You can rip YOUR kids out of YOUR wombs to sacrifice to your bloody Ba’al at any age you like up to and including 69.5 years old, but all the gun laws come off the books. Deal? Yeah, I thought not. You liars are all about telling everyone what to do about everything. Civil rights are neither to you.

      • OLT's Death Cult H8rs Gonna H8, ABL says:

        And I never want to hear another bloody-handed Leftists whine to me about “children” while they murder millions a year.

        But don’t get me wrong, you have a RIGHT to murder your own children. Now quit trying to fuck with mine. Because God is going to judge both of us, and my job is to protect my children from the soulless pitiless evil likes of YOU.

      • Because says:

        Pans they want to regulate. Pots, they’re still debating. Hands off the black kettles.

      • Abu Amen! says:

        Updings, OLT. Updings.

  7. Doppel Milyo says:

    they have reduced all women to their genitals.
    women are no longer permitted to be anything but reproductive organs, even Nuns.

    war on women ladies. remember that
    lather , rinse, repeat

    you are not allowed to care about any other issues

    Debbie Icarus Wasserman Johnson

  8. poteen2 says:

    rightymouse :
    I confused. What does NSA phone tapping have to do with anyone setting up shop in her twat, Republican or otherwise???

    A large abandoned space down a road no one travels is a perfect location to hide an illegal operation.
    Logical, no?/

  9. Because ROFL says:

  10. bumr50 says:

    Hey. What’s up with our stalker blog?

  11. calo says:

    It fell down the rabbit hole a few hours ago.

  12. trebob says:

    Charles is carefully following the waddling order from his masters. Bill Gates started all this foolishness this month and Perfesser Nye is just parroting the same lies that have always been masked by “statistics”. This rubbish has always gotten my goat and is so easily debunked it’s ridiculous.

    First, the Perfesser says the U.S. “only” spends .8% of its budget on foreign aid. Let’s not split hairs and show through the OMB it’s really a little over 1%, the Borgen project and other commie lib organizations out there say it’s .2% so let’s go with the OMB since they are supposed to know what is actually spent.. In 1970 all “rich” countries committed to spending .7% of their budgets on foreign aid, so we are beating that commitment pretty handily. Also, let’s look and see what it is that is actually spent.

    According to the OECD (http://www.oecd.org/dac/stats/final2012oda.htm) the U.S. spent around 30 billion (OMB thinks it was 37.7b, but let’s go with OECD) and here is how the top ten donors break down:

    RANK, COUNTRIES, ODA USD Million Current
    1, United States, 30,460
    2, United Kingdom, 13,659
    3, Germany, 13,108
    4, France, 12,000
    5, Japan, 10,494
    6, Canada, 5,678
    7, Netherlands, 5,524
    8, Australia, 5,440
    9, Sweden, 5,242
    10, Norway, 4,754

    Gosh, when you look at it like that, the U.S. spends more than double what the #2 country does. Almost three times more. This fact seems to always be overlooked. When pressed and told that 30b buys more loaves of bread, more shoes and more of everything than 13b does, the libs always seem to spout about what the U.S. isn’t spending rather than say they are spending more than country “X”. The last time I looked up these numbers was to debate an Irish fellow in the Bahamas. He was touting how Ireland spent more in charitable aid than the U.S. did (he was representing things as a percentage of GDP). So he compared the billions spent by the U.S. Government to the pathetic 340 million spent by Ireland by percentages and thought the U.S. was a bunch of stingy bastards. When I showed him that the U.S. government spent tens of thousands of times more dollars than Ireland he snorted. Then you have to hit them with the REAL stick and show that “private” charity gave three dollars for every one the government gave. This is what confuses the “big government” type folks, because them actually giving out of their pockets or even of themselves never occurs to them. All aid is supposed to come from government and that is where their minds are set. Ditto the Perfesser and Mr. Gates, they don’t seem to understand that private charities (such as the one Gates runs) really crank out more aid and directs it better than any government can or will.

    I’ve also asked 6 different people this morning and not a single one of them thinks the U.S. spends a third of its budget on foreign aid so I’m not sure who the Perfesser is talking to to get this silly notion. I wonder how many of those folks the Perfesser is polling know the name of the current Vice President?

  13. OLT’s Death Cult H8rs Gonna H8, ABL :
    And I never want to hear another bloody-handed Leftists whine to me about “children” while they murder millions a year.
    But don’t get me wrong, you have a RIGHT to murder your own children. Now quit trying to fuck with mine. Because God is going to judge both of us, and my job is to protect my children from the soulless pitiless evil likes of YOU.


  14. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Oh, you’re worried the government is tapping your phone, dudebros? I’m worried that the GOP is trying to set up shop in my nether regions.

    — Imani ABL (@AngryBlackLady) January 22, 2014

    I bet it’s big enough to set up a WALMART in there. Anyone want to visit the Grand Canyon.

    (I feel particularly dickish today)

    • Daedalus says:

      We have some issues on the main blog. It will get resolved later.

      Stay here and throw eggs at your fellow Californian guitarist! 🙂

  15. Doppel Milyo says:

    rightymouse :I confused. What does NSA phone tapping have to do with anyone setting up shop in her twat, Republican or otherwise???

    because change the subject


  16. d says:

    Hey ABL get angry about this:

    Obungler thinks men are 13% worth more than you and pays them accordingly. He also think white men should be Cabinet members. Women and black men, not so much.

    John Kerry, a white, privileged billionnaire senator and Harvard D student is Obungle’s Sec of State. GW Bush’s was a black, female, foreign affairs accomplished scholar, and multilingual concert pianist.

    While white employment has improved slightly during Obungler’s reign, blacks are worse off by an entire 1%.

    For blacks home ownership and per capita income are down significantly.

    The only significant achievement Preezydent Obungle can point to is glitchtastic and unimplemented Obunglecare. ‘Nuff said.

    You aren’t angry that Preezydent Obungle uses terms like “I will not rest until (fill in blank, eg. high unemployment, economic malaise, national debt, etc..) is fixed” and then hops on a helicopter to go play golf?

    Or this? http://hotair.com/archives/2014/01/23/civil-liberties-board-nsa-phone-surveillance-program-likely-illegal-should-be-stopped/

    Oh well. Keeps your legs crossed I guess.

  17. d says:

    Because ROFL :

    Bill Nye, Science Guy, Dispels Poverty Myths lgf.bz/1dW0qPE— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 23, 2014

    It sounded to me like Bill Nye is merely promoting another tired myth. Namely the liberal belief that throwing more and more money at these problems will always make things better? When it pretty much never has. Especially when Western powers just give handouts and do nothing to address the inherent cultural, political and other factors that made the human condition so bad to start with. And give aways encourage the bad regimes to grab the cash before it gets to the young ‘uns and/or seize the medicine and food, even wasting it rather than allow it be distributed with no strings attached or corrutpocrat croneys to go unrewarded.

  18. Doppel milyo says:

    uh oh.
    Icarus is going to have to spin this ( as soon as he gets the talking points from Boehlert)

    • Doppel milyo says:

      reminds this of this gem

    • d says:

      Ha! I like how the one woman says talking about Abbot’s weaknesses “He’s not good looking, he doesn’t (pronounced dudn’t) speak very well and he’s in a wheel chair”.

      What a loser! He’s no match for our Wendy who stands up (because she actually can) for the knocked up! And Chunky’s just another avid supporter.

  19. Achilles says:

    Anyone else get the impression that lobfuckos have difficulty (if not downright inability) to see past skin color and always seem to be thinking with their junk? And here I thought that those were prerogatives reserved solely for those of us on the Right? At least that is what they have been shovelling on the left for decades.

  20. Doppel milyo says:


    get those ICYMI tweets out supporting Wendy Davis and her right to laugh at a man in a wheelchair. after all, she supports infanticide. she can laugh at anybody she likes, right?


    • d says:

      He’s always bashing Palin and appears to love this Davis broad. Let’s compare them to see just how far over to the dark side CJ’s gone:

      Palin – in youth, A student and empowered beauty queen and athlete
      Davis – troubled teen wife and mom

      Palin – happily married once
      Davis – twice divorced

      Palin – raising 4 kids while mayor, govenor, media pundit. Davis – wasn’t the right time to raise her 9th grader after 2nd divorce.

      Palin – devoted to husband Todd. Both athletic and wholesome. Davis – second marriage dissolved amid allegations of infidelity, drugs and drinking.

      Palin – plays up her independence and healthy outdoorsy-ness.
      Davis – dishonestly promotes herself as a weak victim in a man’s world.

      Palin – raising a downs syndrome baby by choice.
      Davis – would almost certainly have it aborted, regardless of term. I mean if a 9th grader’s a pain….

      Palin – stands up strong under withering media scrutiny.
      Davis – well….withers under withering media scrutiny. Reveals lies and puts her on the defensive drawing out her unbelievably insensitive and ill-considered remarks about her disabled opponent.

      • Doppel milyo says:

        Charles has an infanticide fetish. I wouldn’t call it pro choice. it’s more than that.
        I think he gets off on abortions.

        I remember he and that sick freak salamantis engaging in some late term abortion circle jerk , way back in the day.

        sick ghouls

      • Doppel milyo says:

        so of course, Wendy is his girl.
        I’ll bet he has her saying ” abortion rights” with her little Barbie doll lisp and pink sneakers playing on a continuous loop as he does you know what on his futon

      • d says:

        Yeah I could see Chunky/Franksinclair/Stabby saying – “Man I’d really like to give that hottie something to suck out of her womb!!” Nothing excites a guy (like him) like the knowledge that inconvenient lives can be dispassionately discarded right up to the DUE DATE!! Chunk claims to be practical after all.

  21. trebob says:

    Hey Ocky! Your buddy Kwame Kilpatrick is moving out here by me into Canadian County (http://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/ere/). He might like it at El Reno. Great fried onion burgers http://elrenoburgerday.wordpress.com/ .

  22. OLT's Don't Call Me Bro, Sister says:

    And another thing … what is this freakin’ “dudebro” thing?

    Did she pick that up from Stalker Charles, or is it just more evidence of his echo abilities?

    • d says:

      I think she means Librotarians which is a combo Libertarian, dudebro. Chunk says Liberatarians ruin everything so I guess these guys can’t even throw a kegger without you know, whining about their fucking rights and bullshit. Which is like, who cares? When the GOP is setting up shop in your hoo-ha.

      • Doppel milyo says:

        did you ever see that movie ” Waking ned divine” ( its a cute film if you haven’t)

        anyway, old hits the Lottery and he’s found by his friends a few days later, still sitting in front of the TV. Dead as a door nail, lotto ticket in hand and huge grin on his face. The excitement killed him

        I think if DUDEBRO or GREENSNOW is ever a trending topic on twitter or google, they will find Icarus dead in front of his laptop, grin on his cheeto stained face

  23. OLT's Bill Nye The Leftist Shill Guy says:

    Because ROFL :


    Where’s the pie slice for the kazillions of children per year KILLED, I say KILLED DEAD, by the evil self-loading, self-shooting gun-ray hazzing Assault Weapons that are killing our children every day even as we speak?????

    Oh, right … the entire chart is a manipulated pile of shit. NEVERMIND!

  24. JimboXL says:

    Alot of Obama-Nazis are saying their mandatory 3 sieg heils today as Obomber disregards the recommendation to stop spying on the American people. The National Stasi Agency is the only part of the government Obomber won’t dismantle.

  25. Pakimon says:

    I was all psyched to mock and ridicule The Ponny-Tailed Fuckface’s and his proctologist wanna-be Gus’ Twitter bleats tonight but….ehhhhh…Chunky is just bleating talking points and Gus….

    Well Gus is just babbling.

    Hopefully tomorrow there will be better pickin’s. 😀

  26. Octopus says:

    A leetle ditty, to cheer up zee Garazh Garcon…technically NSFW, but eez nothing, really. 🙂

  27. Octopus says:

    Doppel milyo :
    next tweet :
    hey is that a bottle of gin and a pot pie?
    OK, I’ll take your philanthropy

    That’s a pretty fair start on a nice, morose alt-folk song. Maybe Chunky could plink out some chords, borrowed from just anyone, and Gus could just jot down the most idiotic parts of a day’s worth of both their tweets, for the rest of the lyrics. I’m sure we could help them with the phrasing, to make it really professional-sounding.

  28. Octopus says:

    Are they trying to help her campaign, or scare us all to death? Hmm.

  29. Abu Milyo oyliM, ya know says:

    penis penis penis lol

  30. Octopus says:

    I still think that’s a better jam than “Dukey Stick.” 😆

  31. trebob says:

    Temps in North Pole Alaska (not THE North Pole) this morning 35°f. In Oklahoma City 6°f.

    That’s not right.

  32. Macker says:

    Um…isn’t Imani a Mohammedan name?

  33. Octopus says:

    Angry Black Crazy is most likely Nation of Islam, if she’s Islamic at all. A glance at their professed beliefs is quite instructive. Note the part about the spinning rims, wheels within wheels. We see a lot of those around town. Very bling. Most distract. 😆

    The Mother Plane

    Elijah Muhammad taught his followers about a Mother Plane or Wheel, a UFO that was seen and described in the visions of the prophet Ezekiel in the Book of Ezekiel, in the Hebrew Bible.
    Now as I looked at the living creatures, I saw a wheel on the earth beside the living creatures, one for each of the four of them. As for the appearance of the wheels and their construction: their appearance was like the gleaming of beryl. And the four had the same likeness, their appearance and construction being as it were a wheel within a wheel. When they went, they went in any of their four directions without turning as they went. And their rims were tall and awesome, and the rims of all four were full of eyes all around. Book of Ezekiel Chapter 1:15-18, Bible, English Standard Version
    Louis Farrakhan, commenting on his teacher’s description, said the following:
    “The Honorable Elijah Muhammad told us of a giant Mother Plane that is made like the universe, spheres within spheres. White people call them unidentified flying objects. Ezekiel, in the Old Testament, saw a wheel that looked like a cloud by day but a pillar of fire by night. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said that that wheel was built on the island of Nippon, which is now called Japan, by some of the Original scientists. It took $15 billion in gold at that time to build it. It is made of the toughest steel. America does not yet know the composition of the steel used to make an instrument like it. It is a circular plane, and the Bible says that it never makes turns. Because of its circular nature it can stop and travel in all directions at speeds of thousands of miles per hour. He said there are 1,500 small wheels in this Mother Wheel, which is a half mile by a half mile (800 m by 800 m). This Mother Wheel is like a small human-built planet. Each one of these small planes carry three bombs.
    “The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said these planes were used to set up mountains on the earth. The Qur’an says it like this: We have raised mountains on the earth lest it convulse with you. How do you raise a mountain, and what is the purpose of a mountain? Have you ever tried to balance a tire? You use weights to keep the tire balanced. That’s how the earth is balanced, with mountain ranges. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said that we have a type of bomb that, when it strikes the earth a drill on it is timed to go into the earth and explode at the height that you wish the mountain to be. If you wish to take the mountain up a mile (1.6 km), you time the drill to go a mile (1.6 km) in and then explode. The bombs these planes have are timed to go one mile (1.6 km) down and bring up a mountain one mile (1.6 km) high, but it will destroy everything within a 50-square-mile (130 km²) radius. The white man writes in his above top secret memos of the UFOs. He sees them around his military installations like they are spying.
    “That Mother Wheel is a dreadful-looking thing. White folks are making movies now to make these planes look like fiction, but it is based on something real. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said that Mother Plane is so powerful that with sound reverberating in the atmosphere, just with a sound, she can crumble buildings.”

  34. Because says:

    Macker :
    Um…isn’t Imani a Mohammedan name?

    But Mohammed doesn’t want to take up residence in her nether regions. He’s got his dickish eyes on Aisha.