The Surface Tension of Johnny Molecule

While we were minding our own business (and that of Charles Johnson‘s) out of the blue comes Johnny Molecule with a new graphic oddity that is both timely and disturbingly apropos.

Johnny Molecule 2

For those of you who may have missed Mr. Molecule’s earlier works of artistic Chuck-mockery, click here. For those of you who didn’t miss it, go do laundry, check your tire pressure and make Hunan rice or something.

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71 Comments on “The Surface Tension of Johnny Molecule”

  1. Arachne says:

    Johnny Molecule is to cartoon snark what buzzsawmonkey is to song parodies and Iowahawk is to the pithy quip.

  2. trebob says:

    Looking at the older ones was a nice stroll down memory lane. The “Help! I’m being stalked!” one is still my favorite.

  3. Doppel Milyo says:

    1. not fat enough
    2. Number of lizards depicted exceeds actual number of lizards.

    otherwise
    penis penis penis LOL

  4. rightymouse says:

    Great stuff! 😆

  5. gizbot7 says:

    Should have posted this down below, but it’s a refrain all liberals should embrace!

  6. Because says:

    Johnny Molecule must be anti-science or something.

  7. Octopus says:

    I actually met Johnny Molecule.

    • Because says:

      Did you exchange free electrons and have an acid-base reaction?

      • Octopus says:

        No, we didn’t touch. I just axed him if he knew why the sky was blue. Gave me a funny look. I said, “molecules.” He spit on the ground, near my foot, and walked back inside the show. Tijuana, 1978.

  8. Octopus says:

    “Dogs descended from an extinct line of wolves,” says Rodan at the Blogmocracy. I say, “Well, they ain’t extinct, then.”

  9. Octopus says:

    Yeah, Gussie. That’s what she did. 😆

    The worst governor ever to ruin the financial prospects of the great state of Michigan made a complete fucking fool of herself in public, in that gadawful performance. I hate her Canadian ass, and I still felt sorry for her and her family.

  10. slump75 says:

    It’s so fun to see Chunky Chuck begging for peoples pocket change. ~ justdanny

  11. rightymouse says:

    The sun has gone to sleep. It’s 12 degrees outside. And CJ is still an asshole.

  12. rightymouse says:

    Cher has a sad.

    • d says:

      When she was young she was concerned with fame, fortune, fun, drugs, rock and roll cock, partying, showing her ass off, etc…. I don’t recall her having any political awareness back then other than dudes in suits are a-holes. She’s a moron.

      • rightymouse says:

        I’ve always thought of her as a ditz-head flasher. Nothing has changed. Except the plastic surgery & Botox.

    • poteen2 says:

      Go fuck yourself Cher. No one else will.

  13. Octopus says:

    Shaddap, Cher. 😆

    I liked her so much more when she was a quiet recluse, before she discovered twitter. Just like some extended-family, before they got into Facebook and started revealing stuff that was better left inside.

  14. Octopus says:

    Today’s yoga lesson is for the more mature, liberated souls amongst us. If you’re offended by the sight of a mother feeding her baby, or a cat stretching in the warmth of the sun, you might also find fault with this presentation. Namaste.

  15. Octopus says:

    Retweeting “The Obama Diary?” Really, Fatass? 😆

  16. Octopus says:

    Finally, a newsworthy item crosses the addled-pate of the guy in the garage. I read a great book about this guy a few years back. You would think he was insane, and there’s certainly a case to be made for that, but his behavior during and after his long solo war shows a man of great character, intelligence and resourcefulness. Maybe a little nuts for the Emperor, but you know how it is, when you get brainwashed at an impressionable age. Took me years to recover…

    RIP, Hiroo.

  17. rightymouse says:

    And this guy is a master at picking up chicks at the gym. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      I would like to assist with the spotting and whatnot, at this busy little gym. He’s kind of distracted.

  18. Because says:

    From the C. Johnson school of how not to do terrorism:

    http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/01/17/trespasser-freed-from-pipe-at-united-water-plant-in-new-jersey-faces-criminal-charges/

    If you’re too fat, it’s prolly not a good idear to try to stuff yourself in a pipe.

  19. Doppel milyo and these sorts of things says:

    bah!

    • rightymouse says:

      West doesn’t like hotlinks. Try this one:

      • Minnow says:

        …says the scoundrel who has never accomplished anything positive, has never created anything positive, has never worked an honest day’s work in his life, has never done anything compassionate for anyone else… who has done nothing but lie his entire life. Yeah, our President. Spit.

      • rightymouse says:

        He learned to speak well with a telepropmter & wear nice clothes with a crease in the pants. Other than that, his legacy as Prez will be as substantive as his voting record in the Senate. Present.

      • rightymouse says:

        That and making a mess of the US domestically and Middle East policy because he’s so inept.

  20. rightymouse says:

    Let’s not forget the Obama’s legacy was as a community organizer in Chicago.

    • d says:

      I hear the white affluent neighborhoods are nice and the downtown and parks and places kept nice by corporate interests are quite nice. The intercity however is a cesspool of poverty, crime, racial hatred and gang violence. Gee which part of Chicago do you think Obungler worked in?

  21. Because says:

    rightymouse :
    He learned to speak well with a telepropmter & wear nice clothes with a crease in the pants. Other than that, his legacy as Prez will be as substantive as his voting record in the Senate. Present.

    The only reason he “speaks well” is that he smokes. If he didn’t smoke, he’d sound like Jar-Jar Binks.

  22. iSpeakJive says:

    Blowing old white guys for drug money. Is that how he funded his cocaine habit?

    • rightymouse says:

      That’s incredible. Thanks! Where are all the so-called journalists on this? They were wetting themselves over Bush and cocaine but with Barry, drugs, pathalogical lying as a youth & homosexuality, it’s all **crickets**.

      • rightymouse says:

        **pathological**

      • Octopus says:

        Well, that goes a long way towards explaining the happy-face we see everyday on Moochelle. Also, the absence of any girls in his past, outside of the fake one in his ghostwritten “autobiography.”
        NTTAWWT!

  23. Octopus says:

    Most famous butt on the internet speaks!

    • Doppel milyo and these sorts of things says:

      I watched that entire glorious 2:30 on mute.

      did I miss anything?

  24. Doppel milyo and these sorts of things says:

    Octopus :
    Well, that goes a long way towards explaining the happy-face we see everyday on Moochelle. Also, the absence of any girls in his past, outside of the fake one in his ghostwritten “autobiography.”
    NTTAWWT!

    Barry Soetero will always have Barry Icarus Johnson

    • Octopus says:

      Our Fatass doesn’t play the jazzy guitar anymore, but he’s sheer hell on the rusty trombone.

  25. Because says:

  26. Octopus says:

    How about that scathing bipartisan condemnation of Hillary and the State Dept. regarding the Benghazi Nontroversy, Chunky? Four days of silence from you, and counting. 😆

  27. Minnow says:

    Barry’s tweets remind me of the young lad from Nova Scotia who use to forecast the weather on you tube.

    Hey Barry, pull your pantses way up over your head.

    • Octopus says:

      I like his weather report, which would be very suitable locally this evening. None of this fancy blue-screen and Doppler malarkey. Just the temps, the precip and how to deal. Lots of hot tea.