Now, About Those Breaking Stories, Charles…Posted: January 14, 2014
Occasionally we take a leisurely stroll through the LGF Strawberry Patch, and while kicking the dead vines off the path, we rediscover some fun little scraps of swampsuckage, like this one from 2009:
The amusement comes not from Sharmuta’s blistered drooling lips, but from Charles’ own:
“…during some of the major stories LGF broke…”
That phrase leaves many of us Lizardoidophiles scratching our fuzzy little heads. What story or stories did Charles “I Am Little Green Footballs, It’s Only Me” Johnson actually break? His hair-part from the right? The unveiling of Mouse-Ka-Mania? Certainly not RatherGate.
Did The Big Boy break ANY news that didn’t qualify as bloviating gastro-intestinal ego-centric wind, or did he merely co-opt and promote the work of others who brought it to his attention for a flatulence-enhanced exposé? We’ll give credit to Charles for exposing ShoeshineGate, NeoNaziFlagGate, ObamaFlagGate, ConfederateFlagGate and the infamous BreitbartLaptopMenuboardWeinerPicsScandalGate, but we can’t recall any others. Regarding what Charles didn’t say:
“…during some of the MINOR stories LGF broke… “