Charles continues his Christie obsesseion

Charles continues to wage a Jihad on Chris Christie who is now his big bogeyman. He goes after pointing out the media has focused more on Christie’s bridgegate than they did on Benghazi.

 

Charles is one to know about total obsessions.

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107 Comments on “Charles continues his Christie obsesseion”

  1. Kurt's demon calls charles OUT says:

    PAM!, Breitbart, Rand Paul, Ron Paul, Nazis, Tea Baggers, PAM!!, Dominionists, Creationists, PAM!!!, Rand Paul, Gohmert!!, Breitbart, ICYMI PAM!!

    Charles knows obsession when he sees it

  2. Juan Epstein says:

    Does this mean he won’t call it Bridgeghazi, anymore?

  3. Arachne says:

    What a complete and utter idiot. Doesn’t understand that the real story is the media’s blatant bias on a Republican Governor’s scandal and ignoring the Democrat President’s three or four. Tell us, Fat Fuck, do YOU know where President Putz was during those hours the embassy was being attacked? Oh that’s right – you think that it was all over a video.

  4. Octopus says:

    We interrupt this scholarly examination of an obese old man’s mental breakdown, complicated by narcissistic personality disorder, and sucking at all facets of life, to self-report on a situation that has ruined our weekend. Seems the Warmening froze up the water-drainage apparatus in our fair city, after the Big Snow, and then came The Thawing, very suddenly. Water needed to escape to its lower level, as water is wont to do, and its escape was blocked by frozen sewer pipes. The water had to go somewhere. It decided to bubble up the basement drains of a whole lot of law-abiding citizens, including us. It’s not vile sewer-water, is the only upside. It’s nice, clean snowmelt, that’s soaked our basement carpeting and all the other crap that’s stored down there. I’ve spent two days with the shop-vac, sucking water out of the carpet, and emptying one soaked, ruined box after another filled with priceless treasures, and mostly crap I should have tossed years ago. But some treasures, too. 😦

    Missed a lot of football, but we’re taking a break now to watch Peyton work the Chargers over. Also, to drink some vodka and OJ, to ward off the viruses trying to invade my compromised system, that have been lying dormant in the carpet remnants down there for the past 20 years or so. So, that’s what we’re doing. 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      When there’s flooding, aren’t you supposed to go loot a liquor store or gun shop? Get a new flat screen or something? I mean, now you have legit victim status.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Can you go after the city for reimbursement for some new carpet at least?
      We came home from a X-mas party recently to a beeping sound. It was the water sensor under the upstairs water heater detecting a flood. At midnight. After vodka shots, etc. That’s the universe telling us to become teatotalers, swear to God.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Argh, sorry, Octopus-glad it wasn’t sewage too. Stay healthy.

    • rightymouse says:

      Sorry to hear that! Our basement is a walk-out and fully finished. It had carpeting until the sump pump screwed us over several times and so we replaced it with a nice tile. Easy to clean too when one of our a-hole cats decides to ignore the litter box in the cat room that’s also down there.

  5. Abu Bastardi says:

    I’m wired in my sleep to hear the sump pump every 3 mins during these global thawing months. What, we’re only 3 weeks into winter? No wonder I get crabby.

  6. Octopus says:

    The nice thing about this one, Abu, is that it totally bypassed the sump-pump, which reacts to water-levels around the home. My sump-pump is dry as a bone, with the usual few inches of stagnant water at the bottom. The drain-thing was a very sudden event which bubbled up the other night in just a few minutes, sending a nice gush of melted snow into many homes in my neighborhood. Fuck me! 🙂

    • Abu Fargin Sneaky Bastage says:

      My heart goes out to you, Octo. Every time we have a healthy rain my family breaks out the extension cords from garage to basement and within the house so the generator can be ready at a moments notice.

      • Octopus says:

        Thank you for giving a damn, Abu. We will survive. Lost some good hardcover books in this holocaust, though. 😦

  7. Frank Sinclair says:

    “Charles is one to know about total obsessions.”

    As are you, as evidenced by the very existence of this blog.

    Pot, meet kettle.

    • Octopus says:

      Frank Sinclair :
      “Charles is one to know about total obsessions.”
      As are you, as evidenced by the very existence of this blog.

      Pot, meet kettle.

      Chunky, we are the only thing between you and total oblivion, which is why you’re here snooping around. You sure had a good idea with the Moronic Conversion, eh? 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      What’s wrong with being black?

    • Arachne says:

      Oh well, that’s original. Yeah, we’ve never heard that before. *Yawn*

    • Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

      Wrong Frank

      Dis here blog is 100% dedicated to Charies. The mockery and exposure if Icarus is in our charter.

      Difference is we admit it and own it.
      Your pal Icarus is obsessed with dozens of people and ICYMI he’s obsessed with dozens and pretends otherwise.

  8. Octopus says:

    poteen2 :
    He’s in Detroit. The good stuff is already gone.

    poteen2 :
    He’s in Detroit. The good stuff is already gone.

    No, I’m in Novi. About halfway between Detroit and Ann Arbor. The good stuff is right down the road, at one of the biggest conglomerations of shopping malls in the country. I’m going to clean house over there 😈 , and then come home and…finish cleaning house. 😦

    That 100″ LG would fit nicely into my remodeled man-cave, in the basement. http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2013/06/lgs-100-inch-laser-tv-is-bonkers-to-look-at/

    • Arachne says:

      I know where Novi is! We’ve been in and out of there for last year and a half because we have a big lawsuit pending and our client is located there!

    • poteen2 says:

      I kinda remember Novi . Passed through there, I think, on my way to work in Ann Arbor. Don’t remember any taverns there so I probably didn’t stop.Or the beer was good and cold ,,,, and I still wouldn’t remember. 🙂

  9. Octopus says:

    Your blog sorta sucks, doncha think? I mean, it would be okay for a junior high kid who just started up last summer, showing your kind of numbers, and of course it would only be suitable for a very limited niche of libturded children, but for you? A blogger who once commanded the very waves, like King Canute? (well, the king tried, but we all fuck up now and again). It’s really sad, Chunky. And we laugh at you. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      And notice that he has never really broken a single story. Ever. He didn’t break Rathergate, and we all know the truth about all that now, don’t we? There’s evidence he took credit for the ambulance photo story that someone else also had first. Didn’t someone bring the Fauxtography story to him? Oh, and there was that dandy flotilla story outrage that got debunked right away. But he’s never really done anything except tilt at his windmills. Now he has to fake his stats to live off his advertising. Such a great writer that True/Slant gave him the boot and his one “article” for al-Guardian was so awful and generated such nasty commenting that he ran off with his tail between his legs.

      Weasel Zippers does the same thing he does with a million hits a week. Fatass has to fake his stats so that people think he’s relevant. He tried so desperately to make himself a player in the Weinergate story and ended up looking like a complete and utter fool. Well here at any rate. No one else way paying any attention to him.

      • Bunk X says:

        317 Charles Mon, Sep 14, 2009 8:17:53pm
        re: #313 Sharmuta

        Is that a record or close to it?

        No — during some of the major stories LGF broke, we had over 300,000 page views in a single day. But it’s very high for an ordinary news day.

        Start naming those “major stories,” Chuck. Overnight Bicycle Seat doesn’t count.

    • Because says:

      Well, he IS well acquainted with suckage.

  10. Kurt's motown sound off says:

    my Dad says detroit is a shit hole

    • Octopus says:

      “Sh*t My Dad Says” was a great book, by Justin Halpern, but a shitty sit-com on TV, with Shatner embarrassing himself in the title-role. “I Suck At Girls” was an excellent follow-up for Halpern, and of course its title could also be the title of Chunky’s autobiography. Oh, that fearsome straight-arm laid on by Pam! 😯

      • Minnow says:

        “When the music’s over, turn out the light, turn out the lights….”

        When the music’s over

        When the music’s over

        When the music’s over

        Turn out the lights……

        Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

      • iSpeakJive says:

        “Hey babe, wanna see my dukey stick?” That didn’t work out so well for him did it.

      • Because says:

        Nobody ‘splained to him that Jewish girls aren’t used to seeing the hoody on the end.

  11. Minnow says:

    I am positive that the first time Barry referred to Pamela Geller as “babe”, she shrieked in horror.

    It makes me laugh!

    Hey Barry – no sweat Bro’Dude…. surf’s up!

  12. Bunk X says:

    Heh. “We.”
    Nah, it’s “You.”

    • Bunk X says:

    • Bunk X says:

      I’m sorry. I just can’t respond to brilliance like this.

      • OLT's This Bowl Is Full Of Shit Complained The Goldfish says:

        Ya gotta love a “Chicago Dem” bitching about the very same corrupted USA that is the result of fifty years of very hard work by Democrats and their Republican allies.

        Why, Chicago is perhaps the crown jewel of Democrat-owned cities (Detroit notwithstanding).

        You two geniuses should be Tea Partiers if you’re concerned about perceived downward shifts in societal attitudes.

  13. d says:

    Octopus :

    Been investigating the HTML5 Drag and Drop API, and well, it sorta sucks. Useful but very limited and inconsistently supported by browsers.— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 12, 2014

    Your blog sorta sucks, doncha think? I mean, it would be okay for a junior high kid who just started up last summer, showing your kind of numbers, and of course it would only be suitable for a very limited niche of libturded children, but for you? A blogger who once commanded the very waves, like King Canute? (well, the king tried, but we all fuck up now and again). It’s really sad, Chunky. And we laugh at you.

    And a quick Google of HTML5 Drag and Drop shows that this is breaking news from 2009. Gee thanks Chunky for tweeting a useless summation of a few hundred reviews and tutorials already line.

  14. d says:

    Arachne :What a complete and utter idiot. Doesn’t understand that the real story is the media’s blatant bias on a Republican Governor’s scandal and ignoring the Democrat President’s three or four. Tell us, Fat Fuck, do YOU know where President Putz was during those hours the embassy was being attacked? Oh that’s right – you think that it was all over a video.

    http://legalinsurrection.com/2014/01/branco-cartoon-focus-pocus/

    • Arachne says:

      Oh niiiiice! I need to swipe that for my Tilting at Windmills Thursday thread for the Mother Ship. I totally screwed up and forgot to turn it in last week.

    • Arachne says:

      As a bonus, it turns out Legal Insurrection is an Amazon Affiliate – so I’ll be making my $500 gift card purchases through their account. Too bad I already signed up for my free month of Amazon prime. Pffffft on that, Fatass.

  15. Arachne says:

    Bunk X :

    317 Charles Mon, Sep 14, 2009 8:17:53pm
    re: #313 Sharmuta

    Is that a record or close to it?

    No — during some of the major stories LGF broke, we had over 300,000 page views in a single day. But it’s very high for an ordinary news day.

    Start naming those “major stories,” Chuck. Overnight Bicycle Seat doesn’t count.

    The only big story LGF ever “broke” was the stealth Nazi symbols on the state flag of Tennessee. And apparently a conspiracy to keep this news quiet is ongoing – no one else has run with it. They’re all against you Chuck! Sing it loud!

  16. Doppel milyo says:

    There is garage boy gus wallowing in self pity and blaming everybody else for his piss poor lot in life

    and then there is this kid

    any questions?

  17. ChenZhen says:

    OT- The BRC has uncovered something that I hesitate to talk about, ’cause it almost makes one feel a certain amount of pity towards our pal CJ.

    On the other hand, it is kinda funny so I think we’ll put it up as a post tomorrow. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      I already pity him and his sorry crew, but the pity is outweighed by his nastiness and obsessive stalking of media figures who don’t give him the time of day. Ever.

    • Arachne says:

      I’ll probably feel empathy for as long as it takes my long-term memory to recall the smearing and lying he has done about some really good people.

      Karma – it’s what’s for dinner.

  18. Octopus says:

    God bless that kid, and rest his soul now that he’s passed. What a human spirit! Yes, it does reflect badly on whiny little bitches like Gus.

    Also, and I apologize in advance, it reminded me of this classic scene from “Invader Zim,” which I used to watch religiously with my daughter when she was about 11 or 12. The show was a little dark, which was perfect as far as we were concerned. The wife and younger girl had zero interest in it.

  19. Octopus says:

  20. Octopus says:

    This one’s for you, Gus.

    • OLT's Sincerely says:

      You’re right, Gus, and if you’ve got that demon in your life I pray that you keep it at bay successfully. Unlike a Proggie, I wouldn’t wish ill fortune or ill health or death on someone just because I disagree with their politics. Remember, one day at a time.

    • Because says:

      Romanticizing about socialized medicine is all fun and games until you realize that your socialized medicine might lead to your death.

    • Bunk X says:

      Romanticizing about stepping off the curb into the intersection will kill you faster.

      • Octopus says:

        Romanticizing about Pam suddenly deciding she’s loved you all along, and is on her way back to California in the morning to love you and hug you and feed you sweet chocolate-covered Cheetos while you paw her like a demented circus bear with a new stuffed-animal-that-smells-like-meat…well, that can’t be healthy for anyone.

      • Bunk X says:

        Romanticizing about Pam with images of Glenn Greenwald’s face superimposed onto one’s fantasy is just ain’t right.

  21. Octopus says:

    DEATH THREAT! WOOT-WOOT-WOOT!! 😯

    • OLT's Break That Story Like Your Wind, Stalker Charles says:

      Hey, Stalker Charles, maybe you can implicate Ted Cruz in one of these bridge-closing scandals. Those work great.

      Much better than scandals about lying to the public about your signature legislation, or leaving people to die in a terrorist attack which you blame on a video, or using the most fearsome Federal agency to attack your political opponents, or … well, you’d get the picture if you weren’t such a Cheeto-besotted pinhead.

      • Because says:

        Does selling weapons to Mexican drug gangs while trying to prevent US citizens from getting same said guns count?

    • Arachne says:

      Hey Chuck – Ted Cruz and his “followers” don’t give a shit what you think anymore than the rest of the blogosphere does.

    • dezes157 says:

      Chuck knows he is safe, The last time he had something with plates was served by some matted hairy guy

    • Minnow says:

      Wait a minute – did Barry write this? No…. Kragar wrote this….. but Barry’s name is splashed on top as though he did….

      Oh Barry, there you go…. being disingenuous again.

      I am sure Kragar understands your egomania and insecurity…. it is just that the rest of the world does not!!

      Fuck you Barry!!

      And have a nice day!!

  22. Octopus says:

    Hey, it took a long time, and it was too late for it to matter to the victim, but at least Chunky apologized. Credit where credit is due. Oh, he took it back? Never mind. 😆

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Vanghazi.

    • Arachne says:

      Actually, I think Chuck came in later whining and said someone using his name left that and please delete it – making Duke’s memorial thread ALL ABOUT HIM.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      I knew it was fake right away because Charles never says he’s sorry

      but it was funny as Hell and I applaud whichever of us did it. It made Charles look like the asshole he is, especially when he made it all about him as usual

      • Octopus says:

        I thought it was real, and you can imagine my disappointment when it turned out Chunky hadn’t grown a conscience and ‘fessed up to his racist dirty-dealing. 😦

  23. beed says:

    Happy New Year! May the blessings of the few be equally divided and fall upon you with the grace given by the many who shall see and hear but not believe. It is unto them I say “look at these, the few amongst the many, it is they who will know” but they will not know, and it will come to pass.

  24. beeed says:

    Damn shitfilter. Bunk, fix it!

  25. rightymouse says:

    My spidey-sense is telling me that Charlie is posting these link tweets with no explanation hoping people will get curious and click. Now why would he want them to do that, I wonder?? Are they somehow connected to his stat counter/ad thingy on LGF so he can get money for the clicks?? Is that possible??

  26. dezes157 says:

    Note to the idiots on LGF, use adblock and popup block, it’s fun to watch Chuck try and code with the big boys to thwart you.

  27. Abu bin Butthead says:

    Comic books again? Lol. Back in the day I often asked Charles to do a thread on guitars/amps/blah and he never wanted to talk about it. After his “bike accident” he found comic books and that’s all he blogged about for weeks.
    / beat off three guys, ha- ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

  28. dezes157 says:

    Really? Chuck has a collection of Betty and Me? Even the most pathetic nerds would whip his ass over that

  29. dezes157 says:

    I have 100 bucks says chuck has Spongebob Squarepants pajamas with Cheetos skidmarks

  30. Minnow says:

    I think Barry wants us to know how much he would like to “beat off” three other guys….

    just saying…..

  31. OLT's Read The Cover says:

    dezes157 :
    He couldn’t find a girly comic called Pam and Me?

    He liked the part about beating off three guys.

  32. Minnow says:

    Every time the stocks go up, Barry can’t contain himself – in an attempt to bullshit the naive that he actually is aware of something that others aren’t aware of (oooohhh…. look… Barry knows something…).

    When stocks go down because of the shit nature of this economy, nary a word out of Mister-Know-it-all….

    Gee – what a fucking surprise…..

    Fuck you Barry…

    • Because says:

      Stocks go up = inequality.
      Stocks go down = more equality.

      He should be dancing when stocks go down.