I am no fan of Chris Christie, but seeing Charles Johnson salivate over the bridge closing scandal is really hypocritical. When scandals involving Obama appear, Charles dismisses it as a nontroversey. But in the Christie scandal, Charles acts as if the worse has occurred. Even worse, He tweets out that Rachael Maddow is doing damage to Christie base off one segment.

Charles did a post on the Christie bridge closing scandal and calls it Bridgheghanzi.


Charles then tweets out a NY Daily News cover that attacks Chris Christie.


It’s hypocritical to see Charles who downplays the NSA spy scandal and the IRS scandal to become obsessed with a bridge closing..


157 Comments on “Bridgeghazi!”

  1. PeteP says:

    I would have thought Fatso would be defending him. Christie is after all, a progressive RINO.

  2. icekoldebassman says:

    It’s just more of the same intellectual dishonesty we’ve come to expect from the Left and from blowhards such as Chunkles. As I said downstairs, let the MSM and the Levianthanistas have Governor Krispy Kreme and his appointees for breakfast — there is no doubt of wrongdoing. However, in exchange, they deliver Shrillary, Obama, Holder, Sibelius and all the other incompetents and liars who have done more damage to the USA than a petulant, petty, Port Authority bureaucrat could ever do.

  3. Arachne says:

    So….let me understand this. If OBAMA’s underlings perform criminal acts that have resulted in DOCUMENTED death (Benghazi, Fast and Furious) and violation of civil rights (IRS targeting) and he claims “oh heck I didn’t know, I found out about it when I read it in the papers” we are supposed to believe him. But not Christie (and I’m not a Christie supporter either – I stopped the day he advocated for the Ground Zero Mosque)? Ooookay. Oh, and they are really working overtime trying to show that this bridge closure caused death. Fine – how many traffic snarls has President Frequent Flyer Miles caused? How many emergency vehicles were ensnared?

  4. Octopus says:

    I know I’ve beaten this dead horse to a gooey paste, but whenever Fatass gets all worked up about a ridiculous libturd screaming meme, you can ALWAYS expect to see it lathered all over the front page of Media Matters and Dhimmi Underground. Always! Conversely, when he is silent on an issue, as he was on the Antarctica Warmening Tour, it’s because the same libturd commandants have not issued any waddling-orders to their bunker-chubbies.

    Take a look at MM right now: (clearly, they are warming up their slimie-shooters for the next campaign season) 😆

    How The Press Wrongly Fawned Over Chris Christie
    The unfolding drama in New Jersey raises doubts about the way the mainstream press has fawned over Gov. Chris Christie in recent years.

    REPORT: Fox News Buries Christie Bridge Scandal

    CNN: Fox’s Minimal Coverage Of Christie Scandal May Have Political Motivations

    One Fox Reporter Explains Why The Christie Bridge Scandal A Big Deal

    Fox Hosts Agree: Media Using Christie Scandal To Distract From Gates Book’s Criticism Of Obama, Clinton

    Chris Christie And The Media’s Rush To Find A New Brand Of Politician

    Fatass just does as he’s told.

  5. Octopus says:

    It’s KILLING the Left that the formerly-reliable-leftwing Atlantic employs a rational, intelligent moderate like Friedersdorf. Fatass is obsessed with his defense of Obama’s NSA currently, so this piece really hits him where it hurts. 😆

    Don’t follow his link:

  6. Doppel milyo says:

    Fire Christie
    Fire Obama

    even steven

    • Octopus says:

      Send them both on permanent vacations in Hawaii. Christie would probably be worshipped as some kind of immense Polynesian god-king.

  7. Octopus says:

    Lidane says, “Hi.” Say, “Hi” to Lidane:

  8. livefreeor die says:

    Heh, go ahead with the Christie scandal, Chunk.
    You’re just destroying a candidate who couldn’t win against Hillary anyway. Thanks for doing the legwork this time.

    Of course, one wonders if you’re going overboard on this as you project your disgust with your own weight and bullying tactics onto the NJ governor.


    • Arachne says:

      Indeed, projection much? I always find his tweets snarling about Greenwald, Geller, etc. followed by a “stalkers are stalking me!” as amusing a hypocrisy has can be found on the interwebz.

      Just for grits and shins, I went back and read Patterico’s “Tell your banning story from LGF” thread from January 2010 and the comments. Fascinating reading. And Cato was right – he should be flattered that a blog even CARES enough to make fun of him.

    • PeteP says:

      He’s probably too stupid to realize he’s doing conservatives a massive favor by helping to destroy Christie (that’s assuming Chuck has any relevance of course).

  9. Arachne says:

    PeteP :

    Or to hold a fundraiser in the middle of rush hour:

    Indeed – even in the Bay Area he was being roundly cursed for his constant flying in right at rush hour in one of the WORST commute triangles in the country.

    I remember a disk jockey – Mancow, I think – to highlight Bill Clinton’s idiocy in holding up flights on the tarmac in LAX to get a haircut onboard Air Force One decided it would be a great idea to bring two vehicles to a stop on the Bay Bridge, blocking two lanes during commute hours to get himself a haircut. Ridiculous.

    And how did this stunt punish the mayor of Ft. Lee? It punished the VOTERS. This was a stupid stunt no matter WHO did it. Oh, BTW, the one death they’re trying to blame on this? The deceased’s daughter is even saying that she doesn’t believe the tie-up had anything to do with her mother’s death.

  10. Doppel milyo says:

    how many people will die because Obama cancelled their health insurance policies?

    suck on the Charles

  11. OLT's Was That A Fat Joke? says:

    Octopus :
    Send them both on permanent vacations in Hawaii. Christie would probably be worshipped as some kind of immense Polynesian god-king.

    “Obey or be eaten” does have a certain affect on religious observance …

  12. livefreeor die says:

    Love how Chuck seems to think that the new media is desperately trying to save Christie’s political career.
    As if.

  13. Arachne says:

    So why didn’t Chuckie break the Christie Scandal, by the way – you know, because he was SOOOO in the forefront with Rathergate, Weinergate, Fauxtographygate etc. For someone who was supposed to be such a leader, he hasn’t done squat since 2004 (and even then he only appropriated others’ work). The only story he supposedly broke in the interim was that Flotilla Photos story and it was totally proved from the timestamps that Trout grabbed the story and then lied about it -but Fatass was all over the interwebz demanding attribution – until Ace of Spades whacked him with a 2 x 4.

    Could it be because he got rid of all the posters that actually DID research? Yes! I believe that’s it!

  14. Juan Epstein says:

    I hope he keeps calling it Bridgeghazi.

    • OLT's Now Who Could That Be??? says:

      Class and respect for the dead are reserved at LGF for Senators who drowned pregnant mistresses.

    • OLT's You Racist Batsards says:

      PS – Benghazi’s a nontroversy, so obviously all those people are alive, a gay US Ambassador was NOT basically anally raped to death, no weapons were being run, and Obama is a competent leader. And all those witnesses are utterly silent because they have NOTHING to say. So shut up and move along, citizen.

      It’s as plain as the nose Stalker Charles keeps up Obama’s ass.

      PPS – The IRS “scandal” is also phony and if it happened only happened in Cincinnati, because Stalker Charles once heard that a Progressive nonprofit somewhere waited almost three HOURS for their approval. So the system works, everyone that thinks otherwise is a stoopid h8r, and BTW you’re all racists because Obama is black. But not all THAT black or anything. Ask Joe Biden.

      PPPS – Next scandal. Phony. Next.

      PPPPS – Next Scandal. Phony! Next!

      ad infinium ad nauseum

    • Arachne says:

      He will. He can’t help himself – he’s hoping to start a trend but people aren’t finding that as innocuous as “gate” as a synonym for “scandal.” Maybe it’s because, oh I don’t know – and Ambassador and three others, including 2 Navy SEALs, effing DIED, you insensitive asswipe?!

  15. OLT's Maddow's Next Clue: OMFG, HE'S WHITE! says:

    LOL @ “Rachel Maddow’s digging up some really damning stuff on Chris Christie tonight.”

    Number 1: Derp.
    Number 2: The first warning sign Maddow saw that indicated Christie was a bad man? That telltale (R) behind his name!
    Number 3: I can’t even, bitch. Please.

    • Arachne says:

      Of course, those that work with Madcow say she’s not that grounded. And by the way, Fatass, she’s only giving her theory, and considering what this guy has to say, you may want to take out that grain of salt you’ve been saving for a rainy day:

  16. Juan Epstein :
    I hope he keeps calling it Bridgeghazi.

    One can only hope so, Juan. By Chunkles calling it ‘Bridgeghazi’, he tacitly equates it as on par with what happened in Libya — I think he is too dense to believe that we think he is being sardonic. Keep it up, Mr. Jazzy Swamp Blog, you want to inflate this into a major scandal, then be ready to allow for Obama, Hillary, Holder and all his whores to be frog-marched into custody and indicted for high crimes and misdemeanors; I have no compunction giving up Governor Krispy Kreme to see you and your ilk hoist by their own petard.

  17. Because says:

    Arachne :
    As Mark Levin pointed out on this yesterday – “let’s talk about that FIRST Bridgegate, shall we? The one that happened in 1968??”

    Not to mention that “Bridgeghazi” keeps reminding us of the incident that wasn’t caused by a video and has Clinton’s fingerprints all over it.

    Yes, please. Keep talking about “Bridgeghazi”.

  18. Because says:

    Arachne :
    I keep wondering when he’s finally going to turn into a 9/11 Troofer. You just KNOW he’s dying to.

    When Bill Nye comes out.

  19. Juan Epstein says:

    George Bush in Blackface????!?!?1/11111

    gO GET ‘eM!!!!!!!!!

  20. rightymouse says:

    franksinclair :
    Christie is not a “progressive, ” dittohead.

    Christie is not a “progressive” like you’re not an “idiot”.

  21. Arachne says:

    livefreeor die :

    Yes, and then we evil conservatives had to step over the bodies on our way to our squash games.

    Don’t forget the puppies we kicked out of our way to drop off Grandma’s weekly supply of cat food.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Seriously, I almost broke a nail carrying those damn cans around. If only they would settle for the dry stuff in bags.

  22. Arachne says:

    PeteP :
    Yes he is….lets see now….he supports amnesty, Obamacare, the Ground Zero mosque, appointed a Muslim judge, believes in the global warming nonsense….the guy may as well be a Democrat.

    I believe he also publicly expressed SUPPORT for Democrat candidates. Or as that McCain and Grahmnesty? I can’t keep them straight.

    Sorry, but you don’t give Obama a blowjob on the beach right before the election if you’re a conservative.

    • Octopus says:

      I thought that blowjob was kind of out of line, too. Bad form, for a governor. Obama seemed to enjoy it, though.

      • Arachne says:

        franksinclair’s subconscious :

        franksinclair is not a “sentient human being”, shithead.

        Which means that the “franksinclair” above is not our resident pervert – maybe Stabby forgot which persona he was signing in with…..because there’s no way I could have used “blowjob” in a post that Frank would not have pounced on.

        Also re Christie – that coveted keynote speech at the Republican Convention, where fat fuck managed to get through the entire thing without ONCE mentioning the name of the candidate.

  23. Octopus says:

    Pajama Boy’s not exactly the latest scoop, but I hadn’t seen these:

    I don’t see why this youngster can’t be conscripted into the military immediately, say, teh Marines, and then have his boot camp experience filmed for an A&E reality show. I’d watch that. Hell, he might even find it a growth experience.

  24. OLT's Recommendations says:

    icekoldebassman :
    SO what if Christie is toast for 2016? What the Left can’t seem to grasp is that this is not about Krispy Kreme’s run for POTUS, but absolutely about the MSM’s brazen and blatant double-standard. It is the pointing out of this malfeasance that has the Leftoid’s panties in such a twist, right, Chunk?

    Excellent article. Glad I clicked the link.

  25. Octopus says:

    In the Before Time, The Long, Long Ago, Fatass would have posted this hilarious piece by Mark Steyn immediately, and there would have been 1000 comments on it by mirthful LGF minions. Now, he’ll probably tweet something stupid about Deniers, and nobody but us will see it. Oh, well. Things change. Steyn is still churning out classics. Chunky hasn’t had a hit since 2004, and that turned out to be plagiarized. 🙂

    Global warming’s glorious ship of fools
    Has there ever been a better story? It’s like a version of Titanic where first class cheers for the iceberg
    Mark Steyn 11 January 2014

  26. Arachne says:

    I realize that people like the vernacular, but Chuckles, if you’re trying to sound like you’re an actual journalist you should realize that you INVOKE the fifth amendment.

  27. rightymouse says:

    I confused. Is you ghey and a person of color instead of a fat white guy who likes un-Matted Hairies? 😯

  28. JimboXL says:

    If only Obomber had opened his icey cold Commie heart to the screams for help from the poor souls trapped in the compound at Benghazi and pulled a Christie and shut down terrorist traffic into our embassy then perhaps our ambassador and the others would still be alive.

  29. Arachne says:

    BTW I am SICK of that silly word “homophobic.” I don’t know anyone who’s AFRAID of gay men.

  30. Frank Sinclair penis penis penis lol says:

    Rachel “Zero Credibility” Maddow
    Regarding yesterday’s post on Rachel Maddow’s newest false conspiracy, this one claiming the Koch Brothers are behind a law to impose drug-use tests on welfare recipients. Well, they’re not.
    There’s no evidence in any of 20-plus pages of documents leaked so far of anything linked to Weinberg.

    • Arachne says:

      So essentially, all that damning stuff Jazzy’s girlfriend dug up on Christie is, essentaily, pig shit. And he is beclowned yet again. Maybe he can come up with some visual aid that will illustrate Madcow’s theory.

  31. Because green snot says:

  32. ISTE says:

    More LMAO

    Pray with me! lol

  33. Octopus says:

    Televangelism in his future?

  34. Octopus says:

    It’s a great racket. I wish I had the chutzpah, and lack of conscience. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      One of my grandfathers was a very religious man. Or so he said. Wouldn’t watch beer or cigarette commercials on TV, but LOVED televangelists. Was rather a bigot as well and a registered Democrat. Just goes to show it takes all kinds. 🙂

  35. Whatever man says:

    The Beg-A-Thon continues:

  36. Minnow says:

    wow Barry – I load your site…. first – I am hit with your pity plea for $$$. Then I click anywhere and am suddenly bombarded with two or three new windows containing pop-up ads.

    How tacky is that Barry?

    Obviously after the hot, stupid twenty something chick market who is oblivious to this attack on the human sensibilities.

    That must have taken some mad coding skills to create that mental abortion!?

    Wow bro-dude….. lucky thing the surf’s up Barry.

  37. Minnow says:

    Barry – you are a nobody in a somebody world. Take those lumps fatty.

    Your multiple chins are coated with a fine sheen of body oil mixed with cheeto oil.

    You don’t bathe enough and your hair style went out of fashion 30-years ago.

    You are a self-centered, self-promoting, underachieving windbag with nothing to offer but tidbits you have lifted elsewhere off the innernetz. You have no creativity whether it be music, photography or programming. You keep telling yourself and everyone else that you do – but, the World sees you for what you are.


    Hang in there champ. We need a good laugh.

  38. Frank Sinclair says:

    PeteP :
    Yes he is….lets see now….he supports amnesty, Obamacare, the Ground Zero mosque, appointed a Muslim judge, believes in the global warming nonsense….the guy may as well be a Democrat.

    Obamacare is Romneycare, which was based on a Heritage Foundation idea. The “Ground Zero” “Mosque” is neither at Ground Zero, nor is it a mosque. Why can’t a Muslim be a judge if he or she is otherwise qualified, or do you think OH HE’LL BRING SHARIA LAW INTO OUR COURTS 1!1!1!1!1!1!11111TY. Only oil company hacks, radio talk show hosts, Fox “News” “reporters,” and screaming dittoheads who depend on Rush for their news believe any of that nonsese.

    Christie is not a “progressive.”

    And the only reason you call him a “progressive” is because Glenn Beck uses that word.


    • Bunk X says:

      You listen to Glenn Beck? Really? Even I don’t listen to Glenn Beck. He boils rubber frogs.

    • Frank Sinclair's One Remaining Brain Cell says:

      But what does Alex Jones say about Christie?

    • Arachne says:

      If we needed proof – Frankiepants is Stabby. Same phony facts, same screeds, different nic.
      Why don’t you tell me what the meaning of “dittohead” is and how it came about, you fucking fact-deficient fraud?

    • livefreeor die says:

      After this particular rant (and given the time when it was posted in PST), I’m starting to think Chunkles has himself a sock here, although the compound sentences are very high level for the Chunkster. It does have an Obdicut or Hoosier Hoops type feel.

  39. Frank Sinclair says:

    Arachne :
    frankyface has no idea what dittohead is even supposed to mean or how it came about.

    A dittohead is someone who gets all their news from talk radio, Fox “News,” and right wing blogs, and then parrots whatever they heard or read.

    Not one original thought will be heard from a dittohead.

    • Bunk X says:

      Bzzzzt. Wrong. Try again.

    • Pakimon says:

      The official liberal moonbat talking point spreadsheet requires you to refer to Fox “News” as “Faux” News.

      Jeez, he can’t even get that right… 🙄

      • Arachne says:

        Well at least we know what to call people like Frankiepants who gets all his information from Rachel Madcow and Media Matters for America, via Blubberbutt ,

        We call them MORONS.

    • Arachne says:

      No it doesn’t fact deficient asshole. You haven’t a clue what you’re talking about. You were better off sticking to your various internet sexual perversions, dipwad. You know, your little fantasies about underage girls, etc. How’s everything over in Charlieville.

  40. Pakimon says:

    It’s a beautiful Saturday morning and Pakimog say time for warmup stretchiness.


    • rightymouse says:

      You sure do like the prepubescent girls, say wut???

      • Pakimon says:

        She’s a bit too “developed” to be labeled prepubescent.

        Besides, it’s all about stretchiness and not about tawdry thoughts.

        Pakimog will make sure any stretchy asian girls he post on future Saturday mornings will have DD chests and hairy legs to pass test.

  41. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog say to help Christie get fit for upcoming election he post Belly Fat Destroyer video!

    Pakimog think Belly Fat Cruiser or Belly Fat Battleship video would be more helpful to Christie but couldn’t find one. 😀

  42. Doppel milyo says:

    are the jew haters at LGF passing out sweets that ariel Sharon died?

  43. rightymouse says:

    How long will it take for the ladies to have enough of this yoga pest? 😆

  44. Octopus says:

    It’s time to embrace Today’s Modern Power-Gal!

  45. Octopus says:

    ICYMI the first 49 times:

  46. Arachne says:

    rightymouse :
    She of the foot long eye-lashes was something to behold when she got going on fund-raising, eh?

    I put my makeup on with a set of brushes from Shanti
    Tammy Faye put her makeup on with a set of trowels from Home Depot.

    • rightymouse says:

      HAHAHAHA! I used to be in awe of those troweled lashes. 😆 😆

    • livefreeor die says:

      They were gravity defying. They made my eyes water just looking at them (as I had contacts at the time and one lump of mascara under them…ouch!)

    • rightymouse says:

      Tammy Faye and Jim Bakker started TBN originally with Paul & Jan Crouch which may explain Tammy’s goofy make-up. Jan Crouch is just as bad.

  47. Octopus says:

    rightymouse :
    Hair’s OK. But on the back? One of my step-sons dated a gal from India and said her hairy back was awesome. It was TMI for me, but to each their own.


    I hope it was a girl…not that there’d be anything wrong with that, if it was a hairy little Indian dude, but…

    • rightymouse says:

      It was a girl. And her momma made the best food. Was sorry when they broke up because that ended the stream of num-nums to our house. 😦

  48. Octopus says:

    Not sure if these Chinese hairy-stockings would keep the pervs off a gal, or just encourage an even creepier grade of perv. Some men would likely find this “defer to default” kind of look enticing, no?

  49. mickthemick says:

    Dunno’ if anybody’s posted this yet. I found an article this morning that I instantly thought would be good to share over here. Research has shown that people who tweet a lot are narcissistic and crave attention (as if we didn’t know!):

  50. Octopus says:

    Narcissism, or just good healthy self-love? You be the judge.

  51. d says:

    The right amount of muscle on a girl:

  52. Arachne says:

    mickthemick :

    Yes, it is really me from the old LGF days! I have not stopped by to read the diary in ages!

    So don’t be such a stranger!

    (Carolina Girl)