Voting is Open for The LGF SuperSuckers of 2013

POLL NOW CLOSED

THE IRISH ROSE AWARDIrish Rose Award 100: We love this one, as it gives due recognition to the greatest lizard-lapping suck-up sycophant of the year. No one’s ever topped the drooling puppy-eyed vicious loyalty of Paula “Irish Rose” Connell. Think Thank you Charles and you’ve got the gist of it. Suck like a Hoover. Blow like a hurricane.

For those who don’t remember, the IR Award image is, um, a disgusting interior view of this, and everyone listed in the Poll below deserves mockery; however, it is our duty to vote for the Cram of the Crop, and in fond memory of Cato the Elder, “Do it.”

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128 Comments on “Voting is Open for The LGF SuperSuckers of 2013”

  1. Frank Sinclair says:

    When it comes to supersuckers, no one comes within a mile of your daughter, the shopping mall blowjob queen.

    • Stank, really, just how old are you?

      • d says:

        Just our luck. Other sites have colorful and even humorous trolls that are fun to pass the hours away trading insults and barbs. All we get is this passive/aggressive/porn addict weirdo.

      • Octopus says:

        Well, consider the source.

    • Arachne says:

      Seriously, Frankiefurter, you could at least be specific as to who you’re addressing this to. I mean I don’t have a daughter, Daedalus doesn’t have a daughter.

      And on a logic note, how can someone be the shopping mall blowjob queen if no one’s coming within a mile of them? I vote we request that at least LGF find us a new resident pervert – one that actually has a functioning IQ. Get Reggie’s email – at least it was fun when he got hysterical.

    • Minnow says:

      Thank you for proving to the world what a moron you are. This isn’t funny. It isn’t creative. It is to obtuse to be personally insulting to anyone – except to you.

      Get a life loser.

  2. Pakimon says:

    Sorry Frabby, you’re probably not going to win this award either. 😆

    • trebob says:

      I voted for ol’ Shabby. His unwavering loyalty to Charles even in the face of permanent timeout shows he a suck-up le nonpareil. Plus his Frank persona is a testament to his thoughtless sycophancy. Who knows Stabs, maybe Charles will notice and ask you to return to the swamp riding on the shoulders of cheering lizards to sit next to his left moob on his throne of power (some people call it a loo).

  3. Pakimon says:

    For those who don’t remember, the IR Award image is, um, a disgusting interior view of this,

    ChunkyDome – Two sycophants enter, one brown note leaves.

  4. rightymouse says:

    Irish Rose. Blech. What a vile person.

  5. icekoldebassman says:

    While somewhat off topic, I was delighted to see the missive from Cato to Chunkles. I do not know if Cato posts here, but I would not be surprised. I recall Cato having more intellectual heft than just about all LGFers combined. A smackdown by Cato always left a mark.

    • rightymouse says:

      May want to check the Cato link above to see what Cato thought about DoD. IIRC, he posted herefor a while after he was banned and then had a meltdown. Someone please correct me if this is not accurate.

    • Bunk X says:

      Yeah, he showed up here around the same time Walter did. Cato almost assimilated but he couldn’t get over his irrational hatred of Daedalus.

  6. Macker says:

    Vote Early and Often here?

  7. Octopus says:

    I have to go with Garage Boy on this one. He’s done himself proud this year, in the face of grinding poverty, a mean-ass sister and depressing (to us) unemployment. He did kick the booze, at least for awhile, and I wish him all the best on that front.

    • trebob says:

      Gus swore off twitter too, but I see he is tweeting himself silly before Charles gets outta bed this morning.

    • Arachne says:

      And how can we not give him a belated Xmas present of a prestigious award when the poor man’s dinner that day was a sad chicken pot pie?

    • ChenZhen says:

      If I read the data right, Gus’s commenting levels are downs considerably from 2012 (although he’s still on top), while alouette’s are way up. Something to take into account.

  8. Octopus says:

    This is a game-changer. 😯

  9. Medchemmer says:

    Stabby definitely gets my vote for his prayers of succor from blog Hell to St. Gus at the right hand of father Johnson.

  10. d says:

    I voted densewench for having her nose up Chunk’s ass consistently throughout his bizarre, inexplicable flip-flops and 180s and general treachery. And adding her own little brand of vicious hatred, turning quickly on people with whom she once chatted cordially like some shallow courtier only eager to please the king. She’s never the one to ask “hey what happened?” in the aftermath of a banning purge. She always automatically knows, either by back channel or because she may actually be Chunk.

  11. Octopus says:

    People who claim they were “misled” are so full of it, eh, Chunky? We ain’t falling for that tricksy dodge!

    • OLT's Maybe It Was A Video says:

      Wait a minute, Stalker Charles … I thought “Benghazi” was fake.

      Does that mean your little bridge “scandal” is fake, too?

      Or does this “cute” sobriquet imply that you think it was caused by a video?

      Serious questions, so I would appreciate an answer. BTW, I am nowhere near a Christie supporter. He’s way too Democrat for me.

    • Arachne says:

      This from the same asshole who really believes that a video was the impetus behind the attack in Benghazi.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Isn’t this standard operating procedure for Obama, as well? Except nobody ever gets fired under Obama. Watch Christie obliterate his staff. Hopefully, anyway.
      (However, if he did it, he deserves to go down. Not his biggest fan by any means.)

  12. OLT's Just Award The Whole Blog says:

    Before I vote, can we please get a birth certificate for each one?

    I don’t want to accidentally back one of Stalker Charles’ socks.

    Or, can I vote ALL OF THE ABOVE?

    Gus802 – The Grima Wormtongue of LGF,without the redemptive ending in the book
    Dark Falcon – Serious daddy issues misplaced onto an uncaring manipulator
    Lawhawk – Abandon all education, ye who enter here
    Wenchwrench – Unbalanced; better described by others
    Obdicut – Indescribable. Inconceivable. Advocate of murder
    Shiplord Kirel – A ten year old boy in the cool kids’ club as a joke (on him)
    Frank Sinclair – Waste of good white space that I could have wasted
    Stabby – Apparently is Frank Sinclair. Sad, as he once showed some small promise. Obviously conflicted
    HoosierHoops – Pathetic to the point of pitiable. Honestly, I want to drive him to rehab
    Alouette – vile anti-Semite who cannot stand herself. Everyone else agrees
    Lidane – future news report, and not the good kind. Boom, baby, boom

  13. Doppel milyo says:

    Stabby !!

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Be careful what you wish for. If he wins he might be here all the time thinking we really like him, ala’ Sally Fields.

      • Arachne says:

        I’ve always enjoyed his “but no, I don’t like the meanie Charles – can I be back in the club?” which is then shortly followed by “you TEA Party right wingers are a bunch of racist assholes trying to suppress the black vote” followed by “this isn’t the venue, dude – knock it off” follwed by “yeah, so what, you guys hate debate so you try to shut me down” followed by me taking out the Spidey edit pen.

        Lather, rinse, repeat.

        Seriously, even a Cocker Spaniel stops the wrong behavior after about three swats on the rear with the newspaper.

      • Bunk X says:

        Sybil Sybil Sybil Sybil Sybil Sybil
        Sybil Sybil Sybil Sybil Sybil Sybil
        Sybil Sybil Sybil Sybil Sybil Sybil
        Sybil was a hoax.

  14. Arachne says:

    iSpeakJive :

    Laughed so hard at the auto-corrects I couldn’t breathe! :-)

    Me too.
    I think my coworkers are calling professional help.

    • Arachne says:

      Someone needs to inform Fancypants that the so-called “wingnuts” (by which I imagine he uses as a smear on CONSERVATIVES) actually loathe Chris Krispy Kreme. Can’t even smear the right people.

      Personally. I’d love to see Christie’s political aspirations go up in smoke over this.

      • Believe it or not, I actually live in Fort Lee, less than a mile from the bridge. The back-up because all trucks must use the upper level usually goes back as far as Exit 70 A/B in Teaneck on I 80-I 90 and Jones Road in Englewood on Rt. 4 on a good day — this prank was a stupid, petulant prick-headed thing to do, and Christie needs to own it, let the chips fall where they may. Tell you what chunkles , et. al., we let you blood-frenzy Governor Krispy Creme, and you put Shrillary’s cankles to the fire over Benghazi. Deal?
        *crickets*
        **of course**

      • OLT's Gus Strikes Out Again says:

        Gus is blinded by the MSM.

        The same MSM who successfully hyped McCain and then tore him down in support of Obama has been following the same plan with Christie, their newest “electable” Republican. Put him on a pedestal of primary tolerance, then kick it over and let him swing in the noose for the general. Simple and painfully obvious, but the Democrats know that their base is just not all that bright and is eager to lap up what they’re serving.

        The good old DeMSM has been building Christie up for a while, but the Sicilians he crossed in Jersey have apparently jumped ahead in the plan with this jewel and are looking to score an early hit.

        How this affects me as a “wingnut” according to Gussy (whose political affiliates I lovingly refer to as “fuckheads” most often) is unclear, since IMO Christie is somewhat less desirable than a good old-fashioned Democrat (99% extinct) and does not cross my radar as a desirable Conservative candidate at all. Sure, he looked good for a while when I too was only getting the positive hype (especially as a Northeastern Repub), but that quickly fell apart upon inspection.

        No, I usually end up with the pols that the MSM exposes their vitriol for right off the bat. Like Ted Cruz. I think you can judge a man by his enemies. The same people that hate Ted hate me and my state and the Constitution. So that makes him more tolerable.

    • Gus really is this dense. isn’t he?

      • Arachne says:

        His attempts to be clever so completely fall flat, but I’m sure Gus is giggling like a loon at this wit. Which may cause the nice people at the library to ask him to step away from the public computer…..

      • Bunk X says:

        The guy on the other side of the visqueen is complaining about Gus’ bandwidth hogging, and he’s about to revert to encryption forcing Gus to use dial-up.
        bee-boop-bee-boopshhhhh….

  15. Octopus :

    Bridgeghazi: Christie Says He Was Misled, Didn’t Know, Unacceptable lgf.bz/1a1EqB2— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 08, 2014

    People who claim they were “misled” are so full of it, eh, Chunky? We ain’t falling for that tricksy dodge!

    Isn’t it fascinating how the Left circles wagons for criminals such as Hillary Clinton but the Right calls out their own for stupid schite? There is no integrity on the Leftoid side of the aisle.

    • Arachne says:

      Perhaps that could be the subject of Fatass’s next self-indulgent screed – “Why I parted ways with Integrity.” Except it’s come to light that he pretty much never had any integrity to begin with. Just great posters and a lot of luck.

  16. Because says:

    Octopus :
    Some of those autocorrects are downright dirty.
    http://dontpkethebear.com/25-funny-auto-correct-fails/

    “Fuckweasel”? lol

  17. Because says:

    One guy’s there twice. As Stab, and as Frank. Is that ok?

    • Arachne says:

      Of course – we run our elections here like they run them in the BLUE states.

    • Bunk X says:

      Because :
      One guy’s there twice. As Stab, and as Frank. Is that ok?

      The two are not the same, and neither one is Charles regardless of popular opinion according to the BRC Fact Check Department.

  18. icekoldebassman :

    Octopus :

    Bridgeghazi: Christie Says He Was Misled, Didn’t Know, Unacceptable lgf.bz/1a1EqB2— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 08, 2014

    People who claim they were “misled” are so full of it, eh, Chunky? We ain’t falling for that tricksy dodge!

    Isn’t it fascinating how the Left circles wagons for criminals such as Hillary Clinton but the Right calls out their own for stupid schite? There is no integrity on the Leftoid side of the aisle.

    Forgive me for dwelling on this, as it is political and rightly belongs at Blogmocracy — I accept any and all retribution from that the powes that be here. Having said that, I must draw attention again to the difference between Us and Them. What happened on the GWB was a shameful display of partisan maliciousness, no question about it. But it is once again extremely important to point out that Christie took the responsibility and made heads roll without dehumanizing the attackers, inventing absurd excuses, shoveling steaming piles of excrement at the electorate or engaging in any of the insults handed to us by the Leftoids for the real and criminal misdeeds of his whores. Love or hate Christie, he owned up, axed the people responsible and is going to make penance. Can anyone see Obama and his prostitutes do the same?

  19. Because says:

  20. rightymouse says:

    What’s the matter, Charlie? Did the quoted tweets hit too close for comfort? I guess so.

  21. I can’t help myself …

  22. JimboXL says:

    The Obomber admin killed 22 Navy SEALS on purpose or through stupidity, I’m supposed to care about traffic cones?

    • swamprat says:

      Don’t you see? Now someone nobody cares about can’t run for president as a rino! Maybe they can do an “Evening at Bernie’s” with McCain. They could prop him up in a cargo dolly and wheel him from campaign stop to campaign stop while playing Obamas’ speeches through a voice transponder.

  23. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Bunk X :
    Yeah, he showed up here around the same time Walter did. Cato almost assimilated but he couldn’t get over his irrational hatred of Daedalus.

    I don’t know where Cato is. He stopped in at my house a couple of years ago for about 4 days, and then headed south and I believe he stopped at Steve’s in Albq. After that I lost track of him.

    I don’t know if he post anywhere anymore.

    • Bunk X says:

      You caught on to the DoD vibe quickly while staying honorably dickish. For some reason Cato couldn’t cope. Last time spotted, he was reading the Baltimore Obits and posting on a sports blog. Since then he’s been MIA.

      [To Baltimore… AND BEYOND! *wooosh* –ISTE]

    • swamprat says:

      Check with the staff at Hoosier’s restaurant. He’s probably tending bar.

    • Doppel milyo and these sorts of things says:

      I think he’s on jury duty, if they can get the daily meal voucher up to his liking

  24. livefreeor die says:

    OLT’s Gus Strikes Out Again :
    Gus is blinded by the MSM.
    The same MSM who successfully hyped McCain and then tore him down in support of Obama has been following the same plan with Christie, their newest “electable” Republican. Put him on a pedestal of primary tolerance, then kick it over and let him swing in the noose for the general. Simple and painfully obvious, but the Democrats know that their base is just not all that bright and is eager to lap up what they’re serving.
    The good old DeMSM has been building Christie up for a while, but the Sicilians he crossed in Jersey have apparently jumped ahead in the plan with this jewel and are looking to score an early hit.
    How this affects me as a “wingnut” according to Gussy (whose political affiliates I lovingly refer to as “fuckheads” most often) is unclear, since IMO Christie is somewhat less desirable than a good old-fashioned Democrat (99% extinct) and does not cross my radar as a desirable Conservative candidate at all. Sure, he looked good for a while when I too was only getting the positive hype (especially as a Northeastern Repub), but that quickly fell apart upon inspection.
    No, I usually end up with the pols that the MSM exposes their vitriol for right off the bat. Like Ted Cruz. I think you can judge a man by his enemies. The same people that hate Ted hate me and my state and the Constitution. So that makes him more tolerable.

    The hubby and I have been trying to figure out all day who leaked the necessary information on Bridgegate to the press. It’s puzzling as we felt the press was just pulling a McCain redux with him-build him up to be the nominee, tear him down after the nomination.
    Probably pissed-off Dems in NJ but it so smacks of Team Obama…

    • iSpeakJive says:

      My money would be on Hillary.

      • livefreeor die says:

        We thought about her-you’re right, this also is Clintonesque but why would they do it now? That’s the one thing that we couldn’t figure out.
        Of course, it is currently taking attention away from Benghazi and the Gates’ book.

      • Octopus says:

        Who started the “Bridgeghazi” term, for this kerfuffle? Odd choice of suffix, but at least it’s a change from “-gate.” Anyway, it was a stupid fucking trick the dumbasses were pulling, and I’m okay with them getting outed for it. Punishing commuters for other people’s political sins is serious asswipery.

  25. Octopus says:

    Gawd…again?

    • livefreeor die says:

      It wasn’t funny before. Ever.
      Much like Frank Sinclair’s “offensive” trolling. It reminds me of the scene in Wayne’s World 2 where Wayne and Garth keep saying, “A sphincter says, ‘What'” to Chistopher Walken and he looks at them with total disgust and says, “You want me to say what. Like I don’t get it.” as only Walken can do.

    • Arachne says:

      Considering that four were dead in Benghazi, Blubberbutt shows his ass in using it as a suffix. Asshole. Pure asshole.

  26. Octopus says:

    Hard to believe Fatass once had one of the most popular, most-read blogs in the blogosphere. It’s kind of frightening, actually. People don’t change all that much, at his age, ten years ago or now. A lot of people, including me, were taking a lot of news-y direction from a dope completely lacking in…so many areas. Unless you subscribe (not to his blog, nobody does that) to the theory that he fell off his bike and suffered a severe closed-head injury, just as Obama was elected in 2008. Or, and this seems more likely to me, he lost his mind when Pamela rebuffed his sweaty, fumbling advances, and went off to Europe with Spencer. Still, the lousy potential for this rotten incarnation of Our Fatass was always there, hidden from view by his sudden attachment to the anti-terrorist cause.

    • swamprat says:

      huffpo sold for an astounding sum

      or

      major lifestyle change

      or

      mental condition that causes him to always be in alliegiance to the current power structure

      I think 1 and 2

      • livefreeor die says:

        I’m for 1 and 2 and the personality changes that go along with a closed head injury following a bike accident.

      • Octopus says:

        livefreeor die :
        I’m for 1 and 2 and the personality changes that go along with a closed head injury following a bike accident.

        I never saw any evidence for the bike-accident theory, aside from his sudden changes on every issue. On the other hand, he seems about one light tap on the head away from eating his own shit for breakfast in the morning.

      • Abu bin Schwinn says:

        All the evidence I need for the “bike crash theory” is his rapid, massive weight gain. He went from battling fascist winds to passing fascist brown wind in a matter of weeks. Plus, no thin-tire bike could handle that much Charles. Ergo, I remain in the bike crash/head injury crowd. Likely the crash was close to his house, otherwise video of his being airlifted to the nearest hospital (SeaWorld?) would be available on the innerwebs.

      • Octopus says:

        You make a decent case, Abu. The bike made a sudden disappearance, and then everything went to hell overnight. I wish we had video of the accident or its immediate aftermath, where he gets up groggily and mutters, “I meant to do that.”

      • Because says:

        Bike accident.

      • Bunk X says:

        Bite accident. Venomous lizards. Thrashing.

    • The Osprey says:

      Bike accident, my ass.
      Snipers from the Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging seeking revenge for his exposure of their infiltration of the Tea Party shot out the front tire of his bicycle with silenced .22’s while he was riding along the Santa-Monica to Rancho Palos Verdes bike trail and he tumbled ass over teakettle into a garbage can.

  27. ISTE says:

    LMAO

    • Abu Cashier says:

      Would 10s and 20s be OK, Mr. Stranahan?

    • Dolphincatcher says:

      Wait, the last budget I saw was 60k for his movie.

      He slashed his budget by 3/4’s?

    • Because says:

      15 grand for travel expenses? Who does he think he is? Michelle Obama?

    • Daedalus says:

      This guy should be in jail.

      • Bunk X says:

        It’s not illegal or unethical to ask for donations, and that’s all he’s doing. There’s no contract, and no one’s being forced to donate. If you don’t like what he does or doesn’t do with the money, don’t participate.

        If I see a miserable bum who looks like he really needs a drink, I don’t hand him a couple of bucks and walk with him to make sure he spends it on a sandwich. Once I give it to him, it’s his decision how to spend it, not mine.

      • Bunk X says:

        Our church asks for donations. They should be in jail, too.

      • Bunk X says:

        PBS duns for money all the time. JAIL.

    • Arachne says:

      Lee. Stop. Andy would be ashamed of you.

  28. Octopus says:

    “Call Lee Free” is a commercial we hear a LOT here in Michigan. 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    Happy to finally get to watch this season’s opener of “Justified.” They did a nice little tribute to Elmore Leonard at the beginning. There was a visit to Detroit, which wasn’t actually filmed in Detroit, but hey. Many threads unspooling already, and there will be a gradual drawing together as the series always ends with a major ruckus. Great show. Great theme, too.

  30. Minnow says:

    I would like to think that I would feel bad if Barry truly did have a head injury. But, Frankly – the guy (if anything) turned into MORE of a compleat prick. Nope. I cannot feel too sorry for a schmuck like him.

    The one thing he didn’t gain with his (supposed) head injury is a sense of humility. On the contrary, he has opened his dickish wings an continues to fly ever nearer the sun.

    Surf’s up Barry. Go fuck yourself.

  31. poteen2 says:

    Abu bin Schwinn :
    All the evidence I need for the “bike crash theory” is his rapid, massive weight gain. He went from battling fascist winds to passing fascist brown wind in a matter of weeks. Plus, no thin-tire bike could handle that much Charles. Ergo, I remain in the bike crash/head injury crowd. Likely the crash was close to his house, otherwise video of his being airlifted to the nearest hospital (SeaWorld?) would be available on the innerwebs.

    Who’s to say he ever rode a bike? That picture he uses could be 20 yrs old. He lies about everything else. Anybody ever ride with him? Do they make those silly bike suits and alien helmets in xxxxxxxxl? Ever seen him at IHOP? Nope. He doesn’t really exist. He’s a pigment of your vagination.

    • Minnow says:

      Word.

    • Abu says:

      You could be right. There are countless pictures of Santa but I’m told he also doesn’t exist.
      Plus they’re both really fat. Next Christmas Eve I’m leaving out a plate of Cheetos with Mtn Dew.

    • Bunk X says:

      Heh. We could create a PayPal account for donations to be awarded to anyone who produces a clear authenticated (two credible witnesses) photograph of Our Boy taken within the past 12 months. Then Charles could update his twitter image.

      • Bunk X says:

        Oh wait. That would be asking for donations for something that may never be produced and we may end up jailed by Daedalus. 😉

  32. Minnow says:

    And Anderson Pooper, the resident queer at CNN is starved for more “I’m queer” attention.

    When (EVER) did any heterosexual anywhere act so much like a dumbass?

    (and I have friends who are gay….)

    • Bunk X says:

      As an aside, PJ O’Rourke noted that the Latin translation for “homophobia” was fear of the same thing. I suggest we promote the term “heterophobia” – fear of the different thing.

  33. OLT's And I Want My Tax Money Back, Too says:

    Bunk X :
    PBS duns for money all the time. JAIL.

    NOW YOU’RE TALKING!