Now Charles realizes?

This has to be one of the most obvious conclusions Charles has ever tweeted.


Your expanding waist line should have driven you to that conclusion years ago!


22 Comments on “Now Charles realizes?”

  1. Minnow says:

    Squeal Barry squeal!

  2. Doppel serving says:

    that old fart is in the early bird mexican buffet pig out line at 330 PM with refills at 345, 400, 415 and 430

    • Minnow says:

      yeah…. I bet you’re right….. then shoves a burrito or two in his sweat pants before he leaves so he can tweet about what a f’ing pig he is.

      weee weeee weeee weee weeee all the way home – huh Barry!??

  3. Minnow says:

    a little chili last night….. acting like a pig tonight….

    Surf’s up Barry…..

  4. Octopus says:

    The “expanding waste line”-part is a very disturbing concept. Neighbors aren’t going to put up with much more of this. 😡

  5. Octopus says:

    Let’s rock!

    Pirate-shirts. All you need.

  6. Bunk X says:

    LOL @ “waste line.”

    • Octopus says:

      When the snow melts in April, my dog’s “waste line” is going to be something to see, that has to be dealt with.

  7. Octopus says:

    Don’t try to get in there with them, Gus. They’ll fuck yew up, man. Saw a woman nearly kilt by one on Youtube last week.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Looks like Gus has been googling “How to build a shelter” (out of plywood scrap for less than $200.) He doesn’t read here, LOL.
      The straw is a good idea, Gus. Make a nest. Line your bathtub in styrofoam from the dumpster behind the furniture store. It’ll keep you toasty warm.

  8. Bunk X says:

    “I find that as I get older, pigging out on Mexican food at midnight is an increasingly terrible idea.” — Charles Johnson, at five minutes past noon.

    • Octopus says:

      “Mexican food” = Flaming Hot Cheetos rolled into a burrito

      Tastes so nice, but burns you twice.

  9. Octopus says:

    This is perfectly normal behavior, and if you have a problem with it, it’s likely because you yourself are a deeply-conflicted, closeted freakazoid. So just go with it.

  10. Pakimon says:

    Night of the Brown Notes

    Nothing removes those resulting pesky skidmarks like a dishwasher.

    Just ask Gus. 😆