” Wow, it’s a little chilly tonight. “

Charles refuses to admit that the Global Warming theory may not be true. He acknowledges the record cold temperatures that have reached even his neck of the woods.


Charles, if the Earth is getting warmer, explain the record cold.


140 Comments on “” Wow, it’s a little chilly tonight. “”

  1. OLT's Not Stuck With Penguins says:

  2. OLT's Big Assumptions From A Small Mind says:

    “all the world’s scientists”, LOL.

    Stalker Charles thinks he’s-a the freakin’ Pope and can make-a the absolute statement.

    Stalker Charles, small point … you got the Bull, you’re missing the Papal.

  3. Octopus says:

    Pardon our Fatass…he doesn’t get out much, anymore. He can’t, since he outgrew the doorway. 😦

    Much has changed in the Real World, Chunky. Here’s a couple of items:

    1) http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/09/16/PLS-HOLD-FOR-TUESDAY-9-17-AFTER-11AM-ET-Climate-Study-Evidence-Leans-Against-Human-Caused-Global-Warming

    On Tuesday, a group of 50 international scientists released a comprehensive new report on the science of climate change that concluded that evidence now leans against global warming resulting from human-related greenhouse gas emissions.
    The report, which cites thousands of peer-reviewed articles the United Nations-sponsored panel on climate change ignored, also found that “no empirical evidence exists to substantiate the claim that 2°C of warming presents a threat to planetary ecologies or environments” and no convincing case can be made that “a warming will be more economically costly than an equivalent cooling.” The U.N.’s panel is scheduled to release its next report next month.



  4. Octopus says:

    George wanted to say, “Hi, Fatass! Didja know it’s as cold in Michigan as it usually is at the South Pole?” 🙂


    • iSpeakJive says:

      Is that the tiny little baby dog of a few weeks ago? OhMyGosh, he done growed up!
      And he would like to have a word with you, LOL.

      • Octopus says:

        Yeah, he’s coming right along. He’ll be 7 months old next week, I believe. Wants to go into modeling, or maybe just become a life coach.

  5. Octopus says:

    Chunky sez, while briskly pinching his nipples and slapping his moobs around, “It’s a bit nipple-y out here tonight, eh kids?” Then he tweets something stupid, about being a brain-dead proggie. 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    Ontario dudebro having fun with a squirt-gun, boiling water and -41 degree air temps:

  7. Octopus says:

    I envision our old Science Professor Dr. Lewd-Wank Von Crankshaft trying to spin this massively-cold winter into proof that Teh Warmening is working. “You see, silly children, these freaky weather patterns are all part of the New Normal, as Gaia goes into her death-spiral. Yes, the warming is making it cold. Don’t be stupid! Now observe as I go to the oven, to make some ice cubes for Miss Ssss’s iced tea…dear girl, she really loves a nice glass of strong, cold tea with lots of sugar, after a spirited session of lovemaking. Fucked her sideways, I tell ya…but I digress.”

    • Apollodorus V says:

      Ah, Loodie. I really miss that magnificent fraud. He gave the place character. He is a physicist you know, with a Ph.D and everything. He may have mentioned that once.

      • Octopus says:

        I believe he did mention that salient fact, in between setting up his genius tabletop-proofs for AGW, and schooling the Yeshiva kids. His romance with the lovely Miss S, too. An occasional aside about his proficiency in the martial arts, and his ability to “feed you your teeth” if you felt like getting froggy with him. A sincere desire to reform the American electorate, and make knowledge of Algebra a prerequisite for voting rights. His steadfast defense of Israel, even as the rest of the swamp slipped inexorably towards the Moronic Convergence of Proggie Politics with Islamist Fundamentalism.

        We will not see his like again.

    • Because says:

      Put your hand behind the fridge. SCHNELL!

  8. Barry Soetoro, esq says:

    No, not all of them Charles.
    I think you will find Lord Monkton is spot on


  9. ChenZhen says:

    WTF is he talkin about? It’s 60° in Culver City

    • Arachne says:

      And certainly all that blubber he’s packing these days should provide decent insulation. Unless he has to cut PG&E down to the bare bones. Maybe he’s already burned all the furniture for warmth.

  10. Octopus says:

    I was wondering where P-LOL had been lately, so I looked him up. Seems he’s completely withdrawn from the real world, and now lives in the Doctor Who universe. Which is fine with me, and probably safer for everyone. It does seem our Ticking Boy has a problem with the Frogmaster, aka Killgore. Watch yourself, Slugfighter. The boy ain’t right, and he might show up on your doorstep one day in an odd-looking vest.


  11. Octopus says:

    Oh, Gus. Dude. Find a phone and call the helpline.

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    It wasn’t THAT long ago they were pointing to hot days and screaming, See?!?


  13. Pakimon says:

    Why don’t you lift the lid of the dumpster you’re hunkered down in and take a peek? 😆

  14. Bunk X says:

    Yeah, it’s so cold my cojones shrunk to the size of walnuts.

    • Arachne says:

      I couldn’t even WATCH that 49er/Packer game yesterday. It was cold in the house (we have to keep the heater turned down thanks to Obama’s higher energy rates) and I felt even colder watching those guys on the sideline!

  15. rightymouse says:

    “ALL the world’s scientists”? Hyberbolic bullshit.

  16. Because hopenchange! says:

  17. swamprat says:

    With Benefits Cut, Unemployed Take Stock of Dwindling Options Under Obama

  18. Captain Death says:

    SanFranciscoZionist is gone, she finally realized that LGF is an anti-Zionist place.

  19. Octopus says:

    Oooh-WEEEH!! Dat be hilarious, Gus! 😆 😐

    • livefreeor die says:

      I wonder if they based it on A&E’s “Real Carpetbaggers of New York” where a former first lady from ARKANSAS becomes a senator from New York. Hilarity ensues!

      • Arachne says:

        Or a former Attorney General with a Brookline accent as thick as Boston Cream Pie also becomes a Senator from New York. When it comes to carpetbagging, NOBODY does it like the Democrats.

        I guess Gussy the Dipshit didn’t bother to think about that BS before he posted this.

      • Because says:

        Or a blond-haired phony Indian from Oklahoma becomes a senator from MA…

  20. swamprat says:

    Sadly, it seems as though many people will cite tin foil websites only because it fulfills their confirmation bias. 28 minutes ago

    • OLT's He's Just Amazing In This Way says:

      He does cite Rachel Maddow a lot. And there are all his “ZOMG! TEA PARTEEE!” posts.

      I think his vector is the correct magnitude but he has the direction off by 180 degrees.

      Find an uncracked mirror, Stalker Charles. There’s your confirmation bias. Enjoy.

  21. iSpeakJive says:

    I think I’ve discovered Gus’s problem. He’s trying to keep half of an entire house warm with ONE space heater. I suspect he may have failed the section on heat transfer on the architect licensure exam.

  22. HaikuMan says:

    Arachne :
    And certainly all that blubber he’s packing these days should provide decent insulation. Unless he has to cut PG&E down to the bare bones. Maybe he’s already burned all the furniture for warmth.

    Burn the furniture:
    What else can he do with it?
    It won’t hold him up!

  23. iSpeakJive says:

    Did anybody ever read Angela’s Ashes? Poor Gus, living on fried bread and tea, burning the wall studs for warmth.

    • Octopus says:

      Aye, “Angela’s Ashes” was a corker of an Irish weeper. Bring a tear to a glass eye, that one. 😥

      Back in Ireland, poor people used to starve to death at times. Here, they get fatter by the day, and then people complain that it’s because they aren’t getting enough fresh produce and fiber in their diets.

  24. Doppel Milyo says:

    Obama warned of excessively high temperatures back in November. Of course he was referring to his month long taxpayer funded holiday in Hawaii.

    Climate Change I can believe in

    • Octopus says:

      Help me, Jesus. We can’t have Unicorn Messiahs running the country anymore. It doesn’t work worth a damn, and they’re getting their rainbow-colored shit all over everything. 😡

    • Because says:

      Jeez, what kind of a troglodyte science hater are you? Don’t you know it’s cold heat? It’s all about thermodie … thermodye … hot and cold shit, you dope. PUT YOUR HAND BEHIND THE FRIDGE!!!!!

  25. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s Love-Crush, Madcow, appears to be running the show at MSNBC nowadays. Isn’t that fun? I mean, her show gets worse ratings than the local high school board meetings, but she’s been put in charge of getting that dismal mess of a channel back in gear. 😆


    Sources say it is Maddow rather than Phil Griffin who provides MSNBC’s editorial direction, and that she also holds considerable sway over personnel decisions….
    Behind her back, colleagues call her “the queen,” a not so subtle suggestion that Maddow gets what Maddow wants. And what she wants is a network filled with young wonks such as Chris Hayes, Ezra Klein, Alex Wagner, and Harris-Perry, whose highbrow intellectualism can, she hopes, push the Democratic party, and the country, to the left….

    Griffin, who came of age as a sports producer at CNN and then as a booker on the Today show, is, according to a former colleague, “utterly non-ideological.” “He makes decisions,” says the former colleague, “based on 30-day trailing numbers” and lacks a strategic vision. Maddow, who came aboard in 2008, has filled the ideological void. “Alec Baldwin and Martin were outliers; they weren’t part of her inner circle,” says a television insider. “Bashir’s contract was up, he was twisting in the wind when this happened, and he was out of sync with Rachel’s ideology.”

    As Maddow’s foes have suffered, her acolytes have prospered — chief among them, 34-year-old Brown University graduate Chris Hayes, who last April replaced Ed Schultz, the warrior progressive from the Plains.

    While Phil Griffin is “non-ideological,” Maddow is not:

    “If you debate for a living, you’re going to lose sometimes. Sometimes your preconceptions are wrong — that has never happened to her one time,” says a former colleague. “She is actually not that interested in reality; she is the most ideological person I’ve ever met. That is not somebody you want in charge of your programming, because she might put on a great show, but she cannot make rational decisions — her agenda is changing America. . . . She really thinks she is changing America for the better. You can’t have somebody like that in charge of your programming.”

    • Because says:

      Whddya mean? We have somebody like that in charge of the whole fruking country.

    • d says:

      I’m surprised that NR missed that whatever titles she was given at CNN (sports producer??? LOL!) like Obama’s community organizer credit, she’s been nothing more than a professional lesbian her entire college, post-grad and professional life. Only now does she get to pretend to be the general pundit, but whenever any flack goes her way in form of criticism she scurries like Dr. Zoidberg, for the nearest gay victim slimy rock to hide behind and hurl passive/aggressive barbs. Once again very much like Obama. Chunk missed out on the gravy train. He had magical ponytail all locked up as his and failed play the victim card. Then again he’s a moron and an average guitarist.

  26. Octopus says:

    Had a classic Warmening Day, so far. After about an hour of trying to get the snowblower started, using all the tricks that used to work, I gave up and started shoveling. It’s light and fluffy snow, but it’s a foot deep, and more in the drifts, which are plentiful. Took me two hours to clear the driveway, with occasional breaks to avoid death.

    Then, just as I was about to close the garage door, I hear the snowplow truck a-coming…of course, he plowed about two feet of icy snow into the bottom of the drive, which I knew I had to get after before the 3 degree temps turned it into a glacier. That took about half an hour, including cursing/panting breaks.

    Now I’m done for the day, and it feels pretty good, except I have four “important” phone calls to return from people who don’t get the concept of a “Snow Day.”

    • rightymouse says:

      Holy Gaia! You had a snow day today? I bundled up & slid to work in my Jeep. 😦

      • Octopus says:

        Between the deep snow and the Arctic Blast, there was no way we were going to our respective offices today. Plus, darling daughter had a Snow Day from MSU, only the fifth time in history they’ve shut down for inclement weather. They’re hardy farm stock over there, but even they hunkered down to their bongs and whatnot today. Windchill of -30 on campus this morning, and there are some distances to cover for young Spartans.

      • rightymouse says:

        Be truthful now. You needed the day to recover from the Green Bay/SF game. Amiright?? 😆

      • Octopus says:

        No, I was fine watching all the games this week, with a mild degree of interest, and no skin in the game. Which reminds me, the players in the SF-GB game who insisted on bare arms to show how tough they are, deserve some kind of special award for man-dumbth. 😆

        It was also nice to see other teams succumbing to the same thing that happened to the Lions about 9 times this year, which is losing on a last-minute FG after a drive that eats up the last of the clock. Not too frustrating to watch, eh? 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        I saw the guys with their bare arms while I watched the beginning of that SF/GB game and couldn’t believe it!!! Unreal! So I went to the kitchen to make a roast chicken for dinner. 🙂

  27. rightymouse says:


    • Octopus says:

      I knew the Media Matters High Foreheads would leap into the fray, and get some waddling-points disseminated to the lumpy-proles. This is classic Orwellian stuff, here. Gotta hand it to them, they have more than their share of chutzpah. Along with our tax-dollars.

    • OLT's Guitar Science Buff says:

      I think we found all that missing ice in the Antarctic, Stalker Charles.

    • Because says:


    • Doppel Milyo says:

      it’s a 16 year COLD SNAP Charles since there hasn’t been warming in that long

      and if you go back in History, it was global warming that caused the ice age too!

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      it’s a bit long, but so is Earth history

      Charles, you sleep on a futon of lies!

      • rightymouse says:

        Liberals have the unfortunate misfortune to be clueless/blind when they are played as fools by someone like Gore.

    • livefreeor die says:

      So warmer air in the Arctic is affecting the Jet Stream and causing air from the Arctic to come down that is colder than normal? Is the ocean teaching the Arctic it’s tricks for sorting warm and cold air into tricksy patterns?

  28. Octopus says:

    Someone wants to have a word with Gus:


    • Because says:

      All dogs do, too. They just get paid in Friskies. Canine duty is serious business.

      • Octopus says:

        I agree. Dogs do more than their share. Cats used to, when we all had barns and stables that needed mousies killed, but now they just lay around acting like they know something we don’t, which they do, which is how to live like royalty on someone else’s dime.

    • trebob says:

      George is getting big. What are you feeding that boy?

      • Octopus says:

        Purina Puppy Chow for Large Breeds, and a Milk-Bone Mini every time he does his duty outside. Thank God the housetraining is done, btw. Hasn’t had an accident in the house for over a month. 🙂

        Wish I could say that for Gus… 😦

      • rightymouse says:

        Octo… Our dog developed some kind of food allergy so he’s now on food with no grain. Hasn’t stopped the scratching and infernal licking. It’s not fleas and the vet has been hopeless. 😦

      • Octopus says:

        Sorry to hear that, ‘Mouse! I know what that’s like, as our good Chessie dog had food allergies. We ended up having to feed him Sensitive Stomach Purina, made from rice and salmon. Only twice as expensive as the regular food, and of course he ate a LOT, being 135 lbs of muscle, fur and a modest amount of bodyfat.

        There are some good medicines to put on any sores he might get from the allergy — Murphy would still have occasional breakouts, mostly in his lower-belly area, and the lotion would clear them up in a week or so. I’ll see if I can find the name of the one we used.

  29. Octopus says:

    Oh, the humanity! 😯

  30. Juan Epstein says:

  31. Octopus says:

    Oops, they missed it again! Everyone except us, that is. Too bad nobody reads your whistle-blowing tweets about the whistle-blowing nerds, Fatass. 😦

    • Arachne says:

      Funny how when most Americans (1) don’t trust Obama; (2) don’t want Obamacare; (3) don’t believe in global warming/climate change; (4) want Voter ID, etc., Fatass has no effing use for their opinion….

  32. dezes157 says:

    Doppel Milyo :
    long time no see !

    I bounce in from time to time, and i should wave to everyone. and flip Chunkles the bird

  33. Because says:

    rightymouse :


  34. rightymouse says:

    ‘Cause it’s edgy and shit……..

    • rightymouse says:

      This was a retweet by Gussy.

      • Pakimon says:

        If Gus expended as much effort at finding gainful employment as he does scouring the internet for moonbat talking points to bleat on Twitter, he might…well…

        Never mind. It’s Gus I’m talking about here. 😆

  35. Octopus says:

    The forecast was for a low of -11, on the 6 o’clock news. It just hit -12 here, and it’s windy. I think it might be the End Times. I’m going to put my whole self behind the refrigerator, if this keeps up. 😯

    • Because says:

      • Octopus says:

        As was the Heat Index, at the other end of the thermometer. We like to talk about the weather, we humans. Cold enough for ya? 😈

  36. Octopus says:

    Jazzy Codehead is talkin’ ’bout puttin’ some badass code down. Stand back, folks. You are in the company of a coding legend. They say his code is so fubar, the Army has experimented in using it for encoding digital info that would take forever for spies to download and steal. Buggier than the Okefenokee Swamp.

    • Octopus says:

      The wacky gal uses the fact that for most women the first time they have intercourse hurts, as proof that this “act of rape” is unnatural and wrong. She goes on to say that the vagina is meant for giving birth, not being penetrated by a penis.

      Having been by my wife’s side for two birfins, I gotta tellya…her logic is flawed. 😯

      • livefreeor die says:

        Yeah, because childbirth is SUCH a breeze (says the woman who has given birth to three bowling balls, the lightest of which was 8 pound 9 ounces.)

      • livefreeor die says:

        By the way, how exactly does she think the whole birth thing is supposed to come around?

      • Octopus says:

        livefreeor die :
        By the way, how exactly does she think the whole birth thing is supposed to come around?

        Trickle-Down Theory? 😉

    • livefreeor die says:


  37. poteen2 says:

    Octopus :
    The forecast was for a low of -11, on the 6 o’clock news. It just hit -12 here, and it’s windy. I think it might be the End Times. I’m going to put my whole self behind the refrigerator, if this keeps up.

    Say Hi to Loody

    • Octopus says:

      It’s -15 now, and we just did a little science experiment that would have made Ol’ Lewd-Freak proud. We boiled up some water in a small pot, went outside and threw it up in the air, where it all turned instantly into steam and ice-crystals. It was magnifique, people. I nearly cried at the wonders of the universe.

  38. Pakimon says:

    5 minutes before halftime and Auburn is leading FSU 21-3.

    I’m down to the tiebreaker in the final football pool of the season.

    Doesn’t matter who wins, just need a final point total of 42 points or more and I cash in!

    C’mon you bastages! Score points! Lots of them! 😀

  39. Octopus says:

    Since you’re addressing the genie of the lamp, might as well ask for Kate Upton, too. Or the tranny of your choice.

  40. Octopus says:

    Greenwald on my mind…and a really bad pic taken with an app for dweebs. 😆

    http://t.co/WbWmd7NCgD 27 minutes ago
    RT @lawhawk: The longer #Greenwald bloviates, the more obvious it becomes that it was never about whistleblowing, but about dismantling US … 1 hour ago
    @lvdjgarcia Almost as shocked as Angela Merkel was. 1 hour ago
    @Gus_802 He really is turning into Dr. Evil. Only with dogs. 1 hour ago
    This is what the last couple of tweets are about: Glenn Greenwald: There are more Snowden documents on Israel haaretz.com/news/diplomacy… 2 hours ago
    It’s the Glenn Greenwald Global Ratfucking Tour 2014. 2 hours ago
    Now Greenwald’s going to use the Pollard case to play up to the Israeli right wing, after years of Israel-bashing bordering on antisemitism. 2 hours ago

  41. JimboXL says:

    I like how the globo-warmers have framed the issue so that whether it gets hot or cold, it proves their point. I also like how they even came up with “missing warming” as a legitimate argument. They use the missing evidence as existing evidence.

    Meanwhile many planets void of life are cold, dead and sterilized. I bet globos would finally be satisfied if earth ended up that way.

    • Minnow says:

      yeah… and all of the missing heat is hiding deep, deep in the mysterious depths of the ocean… somewhere…. hunting wabbits….


      • livefreeor die says:

        No, now it’s going up to the Arctic and warming up the air there so it can come down and freeze us!

      • JimboXL says:

        Universal global warming is just experiencing a rollout glitch, although global warming for millions has been canceled, eventually everyone will receive the same amount of global warming.

  42. Minnow says:

    ICYMI Barry, the surf’s up and shit.

    Hahahahahahahaha….. Baaarrry.

  43. livefreeor die says:

    The wind has really picked up here in the Philly burbs. Just heard a large tree crash down somewhere in the neighborhood. There goes my restful sleep ability for the night.

  44. Octopus says:

    Way to tomahawk-chop, ‘Noles! Finally, the SEC has to shut up for a minute.

    Good football game.

  45. Octopus says:

    Go to the shelter, Gus. No, they won’t let you drink there, but you might meet some nice fellow indigents, with whom you share a meager lot in life. Think of it as “networking.”

    • Minnow says:

      “The best way to prevent problems is to avoid overexertion…”

      Words that Gus and Barry (who never ever, ever read here) swear by.

      Also good words to live by when hunting wabbits…. “Be vewy, vewy quiet….”

      heh heh heh heh heh…….

      • Octopus says:

        I wonder if Mark Trail (if that is, indeed, his real name) has another cartoon out with tips for preventing and treating indigence.

  46. Octopus says:

    This film could be an adaptation of my trip to the mailbox, earlier. Had to stop and build a fire halfway, and damned if I didn’t build it right under a snow-laden tree, just like this guy. Luckily, when the time came to go crazy and just run for it I was only about 100 feet from the house, so I was able to thaw out and only lost a few toes. Probably should have worn a coat, in retrospect.

    If you like to read and are pressed for time, this is an option: http://www.jacklondons.net/buildafire.html