Doug Ross gives LGF a Blog award

Doug Ross has announced his 50 Fabulous 50 Blog Award Winners for 2013. Little Green Footballs, won an award and Diary of Daedalus is being requested to accept the award on behalf Charles Johnson!

Broken Lizard

Diary of Daedalus humbly accepts the award for LGF on behalf of Charles Johnson. He can’t appear in public due to death threats by Ron Paul and Glenn Greenwald’s deadly Flemish Nazi snipers! Once again, congrats to Charles for his well deserved award!

Happy New Years Charles!


134 Comments on “Doug Ross gives LGF a Blog award”

  1. Chunkles should get his ‘Idiotarian of the Year’ award retroactively since 2009.

  2. rightymouse says:


  3. HaikuMan says:

    “Best Blog Implosion”!
    Next up, “Train Wreck of the Year”!
    Chuck’s going places!

  4. doppel milyo says:

    expect a few dozen hate tweets directed at Doug Ross followed by a dozen guilt by association tweets

    this is going to sting

  5. windbag says:

    Maybe he should double down with another global warming rant. He’s not correct about anything, might as well go for sincerity and tenacity, right?

    • rightymouse says:

      But you don’t understand!!!! The sea ice is melting & it’s supposed to be summer there!!!

    • d says:

      Oh it just proves their point. See that summer sea ice that has them trapped is a perfect example of an extreme climate change event. The science is settled! If the climate wasn’t changing so drastically their models would actually be accurate. That they’re wildly off is just more proof right there.

      • Arachne says:

        I guess it’s a good thing there’s global warming then. Can you imagine how bad that ice would be if the Earth wasn’t heating up?

  6. Octopus says:

    Why didn’t Fatass address the doomed expedition to prove global warmening that didn’t work so good? Soros is gonna be pissed! 😆

    • d says:

      Oh he’s above all that. People like Anthony Watts are just bad crazy deniers. They haven’t done the internet link research like Chunk and Lewdy did back in ’09 when Chunky was banning and berating people left and right for being deniers and denialists. I remember being put firmly in my place for saying KEE-razy things like “So why is there no warming?” or “What ended the ice age, certainly not SUVs?” Remember Lewdy was the premier science expert on LGF. Oh sure people said he was (hand quotes a la guy who lives in a van down by the river) “Bat” “Shit” “Crazy” and “Made” “Stuff” “Up” and couldn’t find his “Ass” with “Both” “Hands”. But he was a certified science expert. Well OK, certified anyway. And he was an actual polymath. Er was that poly symptomatic?

  7. Because NTTAWWT says:

    the Brokeback Lizard Award?

  8. rightymouse says:

    Charlie’s having a twitter meltdown over the criticism of MSNBC’s Melissa Harris Perry’s disgusting show re: Romney’s adopted grandchild.

    • rightymouse says:

      Five squealing tweets in a row. Someone give that man a tranquilizer!!

    • Because says:

      This is particularly rich, considering his use of the #twittergulag.

      • Chunk is in high dudgeon because people are fighting back, calling this beyotch out on her hate-fullness. Projection sucks, huh, Chunk?

      • Arachne says:

        Leave it to one smear merchant to defend another smear merchant. Three Chins – they are NOT going to call you or give you your own show.

      • doppel milyo says:

        lynch mob is a pretty inflammatory term fatso.

        so is criticism by far right extremists like Bob Beckell, Alan Colmes and Don Lemon the equivalent if HANGING HER BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD from the closest tree branch?

        you’re such a whiny little bitch Charles

    • d says:

      Right, because everyone knows Howard Kurtz is part of the screeching right wing lynch mob:

      MSNBC’s Harris-Perry apologizes for mocking Romney over black grandchild
      By Howard Kurtz
      • Published December 31, 2013 •

      Comical too that Chunky’s defending a mostly white, over-privileged, educated, photogenic, attractive TV star who isn’t from the hood, has never lacked for anything and no one would even know she’s black if she didn’t affect that braided ethnic-looking hair do. And the only time she’s seen a white man raise his hand to her is to high-five her in celebration of increasing her hefty 6 figure income.

    • doppel milyo says:

      of course he is.
      he hates Mormons and black people

  9. rightymouse says:

    What the hell is wrong with liberals today? Even when I voted Democrat (before 9/11), Melissa Harris Perry’s mocking of the Romney adoption would have been repulsive to me.

    • rightymouse says:

      And I wouldn’t have been afraid to say so either!!!

    • Arachne says:

      Three Chins is trying to keep the story alive and frankly his lib friends are telling him to shut the eff up.

    • d says:

      They’ve been this way for awhile. In the last 10 years it seems they have very effectively managed to dehumanize the GOP and conservatives to their base. Hence these crazy incidents and gaffs. Remember when Palin’s daughter was walking through a bar and some dude just starts ranting and screeching the F-word at her and calling her mother a whore? Chip off the block she is though she wheeled on him and gave him what for with cameras rolling, forcing him to back down or look like a bigger idiot. Letterman joking about Palin’s other underage daughter being raped by a baseball player. Constant jokes about Bush being killed, Cheney’s heart giving out, Krauthammer rolled off a cliff. The guy who went off on a tirade at a young female Chic Filet employee who thought it was so clever that he posted it on Youtube prompting his employer to fire him upon discovering such a dick could work for them. A few years ago during the Bush administration I was at a Christmas party of musicians and the cellist’s husband starts ranting loudly while getting hors d’oerves about what a moron and criminal Bush is. Needless to say I found another room I needed to be in. But the rhetoric and memes they use all the way from the top established politicians is vicious, ruthless and audaciously false. I’m sure they don’t all believe it but they’re obviously fine with getting others to believe the lies.

    • Because says:

      They believe that they own the entire black race. A black kid in a white GOP (Mormon, no less!) family is blasphemy. That’s why they react in this unhinged manner, and then think about it later.

      Except Chuck. He reacts and then keeps on digging.

    • rightymouse says:

      Not one of the panel members on her show dissented from her racial commentary. Not one. In fact, they all mocked the black adopted Romney grandson riff she presented. This is the Democrat Party today, folks.

    • doppel milyo says:

      If a host from MSNBC had slit the throat of that kid on live TV, Charles would be focused on the subsequent right wing outrage

      moonbat uber alles!

  10. d says:

    OMG. Watch this if you can make it through. Oh the humanity. Such suffering from a climate pinhead. He says it’s been stressful, though fun…..ish (he’s an upper middle class British twit). And he misses his girlfriend and banana peanut butter milkshakes er something. And his bunk isn’t cushy comfy like at home at mummy’s house. Dude you really should’ve hit delete. Ya’ll are laughingstocks already.

    And just think of all the filthy fuel wasted and CO2 burped out to go get stuck in the ice, 3 rescue attempts and finally a helicopter rescue. All for some pukes playing at climate retard adventures. Maybe James Cameron will invite them over to swim in his pools or ride on his wave runners off the back of his yacht.

  11. d says:

    Another funny one in there that nails it. The very last one which I’m now reading.

    The Melvin Keynes Award for World’s Funniest Economist (Economedian):Paul Krugman, as utterly exposed by historian Niall Ferguson (see Krugtron the Invincible, Part I, Part II, and Part III)

    And here’s some related Chunky comedy in regards to the Krugtron. In ’03 he’s idiotic. In ’13 he’s pointing out GOP MADNESS!!

    Chaos Looms–Paul Krugman writes of the Madness of the GOP ……/300069_Chaos_Looms–Paul_Krugm…‎
    by Charles Johnson
    Aug 3, 2013 – In the short run the point is that Republican leaders are about to reap the whirlwind, because they haven’t had the courage to tell the base that …

    ADL Blasts Krugman – Little Green Footballs‎
    by Charles Johnson
    Oct 22, 2003 – The Anti-Defamation League responds to Paul Krugman’s idiotic op-ed in the New York Times:

    • d says:

      Such a great take down of Krugman. Niall Ferguson is an economic historian who’s sick of taking guff and low blows from the putrid Krugman. So the 3 links above constitute his historically documentation of Krugman’s total failure to predict the greatest economic events of our times. Krugman who foolishly lets his sycophant followers call him The Great Krugtron. It not only proves in Krugman’s own words that he completely misread everything leading up to the US ’08 meltdown AND got the Euro meltdown wrong, as well. The last link confirms what I suspected. Namely that most serious economists consider Krugman a toxic and uncivil little troll to be avoided because of his left-wing blogger swarms on anyone who differs with Krugman’s myopic views and Krugman’s own mischaracterations accompanied by hateful ad homs.

  12. rightymouse says:

    Really? What is a “token” then??? Asshole.

    • Arachne says:

      Ah, the credibility loss… BURNS!

    • d says:

      OK then explain the joke fat boy. Ha ha Republican and black child in same sentence?? That somehow constitutes a joke to liberals? Or is it a joke that a young white couple in need of a child adopted a black child in need of a mom and dad? Oh boy, my side’s splitting here. Oh stop! I can’t breathe, such funny stuff.

      • Arachne says:

        Of course, Melissa Hate Perry has apologized so we’re all supposed to say “oh okay.” You mean like when Rush apologized for calling a phony bullshit artist a slut? Like that? And they continued to excoriate him.

        Just shut the fuck up, Chuck. You’re a clown.

      • doppel milyo says:

        If this little segment had happened on the panel discussion of the Sean Hannity show, and it was a prominent white democrat family their black adopted grandson, I can promise you the reverent Bullhorn and the new black panther party and every moonbat pundit would be marching on his house with torches and pitchforks

        he would be OFF THE AIR for that, no doubt about that

    • doppel milyo says:

      which is why the “one of these things is not like the other ” comment came BEFORE any comparison to the republican party

      as usual Charles is taking the position as an expert over some clip he was too lazy to even watch

    • Stonemason says:

      Again? Really Charles? I beat you down on the use of ‘token’ years ago, one of the reasons you are scared to let me comment on your blog I guess. You were so stupid that day you linked to a definition that proved…wait for it…MY point. The word token is an insult to both the person in question and the group to which it was directed. Calling an adopted child a ‘token’ is disgustingly low, defending it is pure bigoted hate.

    • Stonemason says:

      Shit this pisses me off. I guess the point is that a black child is not worthy of being adopted. This is what you all are saying. Think about it you disgusting bigot. Token refers to someone not worthy of the position.
      Wow. Can you go any lower, Charles?

  13. Arachne says:

    Methinks Three Chins is done with this subject since none of his friends will play. Switching subjects now.

  14. d says:

    Yeah, ’bout time for a guitar video or picture of a mountain in Sri Lanka.

  15. Arachne says:

    And Gus – seriously dude, get professional help.

  16. Because says:

    Speranza :
    “Your children belong to me!”

    DNC’s new motto: All ur black boyz r belong to us!

  17. rightymouse says:

    My sentiments exactly.

  18. d says:

    doppel milyo :If this little segment had happened on the panel discussion of the Sean Hannity show, and it was a prominent white democrat family their black adopted grandson, I can promise you the reverent Bullhorn and the new black panther party and every moonbat pundit would be marching on his house with torches and pitchforks
    he would be OFF THE AIR for that, no doubt about that

    I just saw over at Weazel Zippers that moonbat law professor Marc Lamont Hill has asserted on CNN that the photo of Mitt with his black grandchild is “exploitive”. Really? And what would the wise professor say if Mitt had posed with all of his white grandchildren and not his black grandchild? These people are such pinheads.

    • Arachne says:

      The sad thing is more people probably read about his stupid comments at Zip’s place than actually saw it on TV. I’ve noticed that the hosts of right talk radio have apparently made a pact among themselves not to play and more clips from AMessNBC. Ratings have plummeted. Coincidence? I think not.

      Besides why would anyone need to go to an Anti-American channel like AMessNBC when they can tune in al-Jazeera and see the original.

  19. d says:

    Chunky’s fellow democrat voters:

    Study: 74% of Convicted Felons Vote Democrat In Presidential Elections, Register As Dems By 6-To-1 Margin…

    There are some petty criminals and ne’er do wells in my Dad’s family. They always vote democrat. They really identified with Clinton in particular. And they hate the GOP with the traditional family values. Because they all lie to and occasionally beat their spouses and children. And they hate all the talk about self-reliance and responsibility because they’re all trying to fake a disability so they can get free money.

    • Because says:

      Tell that to the idiot judge in Wenatchee, WA, who docked all the felon votes from the R candidate count for gov in ’04 because he ‘found’ that felons all vote R.

  20. Juan Epstein says:

    Is it true he was adopted and raised by a Black family.

    Isn’t that what.the Total Recall implant was for?

  21. Arachne says:

    Hey! Just signed up for my free month of Amazon Prime so that I can have the goodies from my gift card shipped free.

    Hey Three Chins – if you hadn’t been an asshole – figure out what $500 in merchandise and $10 in Prime bounty is. If you can find a pencil.

    • trebob says:

      In the spirit of the new year and a fresh start I want to help Charles with his arithmetic. Charles, because it’s obvious you read here every day, your bounty on the whole order would have equaled 6 family sized bags of Cheetos and 3 two liter jugs of ‘Dew.

      You’re welcome. Happy new year!

    • Pakimon says:

      I thought Amazon Prime was one of those female Transformers. 😀

  22. Because says:

    Is it outrageous for Navin R. Johnson to be adopted by a black family?

  23. Bunk X says:

  24. Bunk X says:

    Charles has no one to kiss at midnight except Daedalus’ ass.

    • trebob says:

      Charles, try to cheer up. You can’t be too cool for new year’s eve.

    • Pakimon says:

      I figured he has Gus_802.

      Then again, Gus will probably be passed out drunk amidst his freshly deposited “organic land mines” in Chunky’s front yard. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      I also figured he’d have Ms. Ssssss but then I remembered that whole “launched into space” thing and her resulting untimely end.

      It’s going to be a lonely night at Casa de la Chunky.

      Unless he’s up for a bike ride to search the Nevada desert… 😆

      • Octopus says:

        The long-suffering Miss Ssss deserved better, but I’m glad she’s out of her misery at last. She won’t have to listen to Lewd-Wank’s endless rants about shit he knows nothing about anymore.

    • Because says:

      Based on the Roman Festivus.

      Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
      Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!

    • ChenZhen says:

      Yea, yea OK, so Confucius, he ain’t.

  25. Pakimon says:


    Gus has farted out 9 ReTweets in the last hour.

    He can’t attempt to be creative or original even when he’s attention whoring.

    I think 2014 is going to a long year for ol’ Gus….

  26. swamprat says:

    I wonder what HoosierHoops thinks of his blogmiester?

    charles tweeted;
    Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs
    Follow @TheWarRoom_Tom They were making fun of Romney and the Republican Party, obviously. Not the child.

    • swamprat says:

      h/t rightymouse with this response

      Tom Nichols @TheWarRoom_Tom
      @Green_Footballs If someone told my adopted kid “one of these things is not like the other,” I’d treat it as mocking. Trust me on that.

      you can do better, Hoosier.

  27. Octopus says:

    Nailed it! 😆

  28. Octopus says:


  29. Pakimon says:


    Happy New Year all you mean ‘ol stalkers! 😀

  30. Octopus says:

    Happy New Year to all of our friends and foes! It’s going to be a great year for mocking, I can tell already. 🙂

    And Chunky, Happy Recurring Nightmare. Try to get some rest, big fella. You’re going to need it.

  31. Bunk X says:

    Another year gone – DoD lives on!
    Happy New Year East and Central Time Zone blogmockers!

  32. dwells38 says:

    Happy New Years DoD dudes and dudettes!

  33. Octopus says:

    We’re all gonna die, sooner or later. Never know when or how. We lost a few good ones near and dear to our hearts this year, but on the great side, my sis-in-law is beating breast cancer and recovering from a grueling year of surgery, chemo and radiation. Next up for her, ten years of tamoxifen, the “crazy pills” that have an excellent record of preventing recurrence of cancer, but a list of side-effects that would scare a real Spartan.

  34. Frank Sinclair says:

    Your wife was voted nastiest anal queen of 2013 by the Ron Jeremy Caucus.

    • Minnow says:

      so clever…. and edgy…. and hip. Why can’t anyone else come up with these wonderful insights?

      Frank, you’re so thoughtful to share yourself with us.

  35. Octopus says:

    Frank Sinclair :
    Your wife was voted nastiest anal queen of 2013 by the Ron Jeremy Caucus.

    That’s awesome, Fatass! 😆

    She’s been after that title for years. (sniff) (eh, what’s that smell?)

    • d says:

      Heh..Frank’s so transparent. Here’s his New Year’s Eve: Go to LGF, find out yet again it’s the worst blog on the planet, navigate to online porn,… to said porn for 3 hours, wash hands, insult Daedalus, stare into the abyss, cry self to sleep. Just like any other evening.

  36. Pakimon says:

    Wasn’t “Anal Queen” a song by Abba?

    No wait, it was “Dancing Queen”.

    Meh … I suppose it works either way. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      It might have been another Abba classic, “The Winner Takes It All (The Way Up Behind).” Those Swedes are always going on about derrière-love. Beed would know. Hi, Beed!

      • Abu says:

        HaikuMan: I’m laughing myself silly at that video. Thanks. Which one is Beed?

      • Octopus says:

        That’s an instant classic, right there. 😆

        Our Fatass, aka Stabby, aka Frank Sinclair, takes it thataway on a daily basis, if not an hourly one. This is why he goes through a tub of Intensive Care Rumpswab every two days.

        This is also why the story of his life, currently in production by Iceweasel Productions Very Ltd., normally busy with bestiality and fetish porn, is a remake of “Forrest Gump” they’re calling “Sorest Rump.” It will be a fictionalized version of his tragic life story, featuring many of the scenes and characters made locally famous by DoD researchers and writers.

      • Because VJJ good, butthole bad says:

        Ew. No. Vaginas are better than assholes.They just are. The duck dude said so.

      • Octopus says:

        The buttsex is just a fad, whose time has come and nearly gone. Me, I’m on the edge with the armpit-sex.

  37. Octopus says:

    There’s a reason why our Fatass McDumbth is so messed-up in the head, unable to comprehend logic or see himself with any degree of clarity. Not sure what the root cause of his disorder might be, but it doubtless goes way back. One result of his condition, is that he has no love in his life, only hatred and envy, which he displays everyday in his foul tweets and rancid posts on his deadass blog. Can he ever recover himself? The outlook is not good, at this point. He may have some will to live left in him, but he doesn’t appear to have any capacity for love. You need this, to make life worth living.

  38. Pakimon says:

    What, Minnie the Moocher?

    Er, I think that applies more to Gus then the state of Colorado.

  39. Octopus says:

    Will all the “Billions will die!!1!!1!” freaks similarly revise their prophecies, you dim-witted, simpering garage-rat? Because we need to know. You know…numbers.

    • d says:

      Does Gus mean nutters like Al Gore? What’s the revised date for the poles to melt now that 2013 is behind us? Perhaps he should state it in a new book that liberal idiots will run out and buy. The millions made will be cashed and spent on new mansions and limousines and fine beef and happily ended massages long before the pinheads figure out he just makes shit up to get their money.

  40. trebob says:

    My first action of the new year is to brew me a cup of coffee, hand picked from single farm in Kona Hawaii, specialty roasted for me and then carefully brewed and poured into my Diary of Daedalus ‘ride the decline’ mug. Good times!

    Have a great year haters!

  41. rightymouse says:

    Happy New Year!!! 🙂

  42. rightymouse says:

    Agreed. We need her on the air to remind us of how crazy/racist/bigoted liberals are.

  43. Because penis penis penis lol says:

    I’m getting the first PPPL in for the year:

    Penis penis penis lol.


  44. Octopus says:


  45. Octopus says:



  46. poteen2 says:

    DF rode the rollercoaster last night on the NY Eve thread.
    Updings for defending Obama, then downers for not defending him to proper lefty code.
    Funny stuff.

  47. poteen2 says:

    iSpeakJive :
    Happy recurring arbitrary point around the sun to you too, Paki!

    Note that those recurring arbitrary points have made us all older,,,,,, and Charlie a lot fatter.

  48. Abu says:

    Without recent photographic proof we have no way of disproving Charles grew hisself another chin. So using my computer models I’ve determined a fourth chin has appeared.
    Chincon: 4

  49. Octopus says:

    Remember a few years back, the eco-hysterics of AGW-boondoggle fame were talking about “the end of winter as we know it,” with practically no snow and spring-like temps in January-February. Wha’ happened, Chunky? We were looking forward to that! 😡

  50. Doppel milyo says:

    because new year

  51. Octopus says:

    Why Fatass has nothing to say about the Antarctic silly shitshow: Media Matters has provided no waddling orders. Nothing at all to say, when the whole world (of rational skeptics) is guffawing at your holy boondoggle?

    Well, surely the good proggies at Democratic Underground would have said something by now…something snarky about the dumb wingnuts who are rolling around on the floor, laffing their asses off? Nope. Not a word.

    Poor Chunky! Nobody will tell him what to say. He’s completely lost, like Obama without his teleprompter, and terrified he’s going to say something really stupid that his Soros-superiors won’t like. 😦

  52. Pakimon says:

    We are the ones who mock and ridicule you anyway. 😆

  53. Doppel milyo says:

    Charles, I think I’ve found the perfect woman for you !

    • Octopus says:

      Forget the armpit-sex, Chunky! I see opportunity for sex in many, many nooks and crannies. Belly-button, too. I would go on, but this is a family board.

    • rightymouse says:

      I just got back home from a loverly New Year’s Day dinner with friends. And what do I see?? A tub of lard bragging about her sex life. Excuse m while I go throw up. BRB.

      • Octopus says:

        Not for nuthin’, ‘Mouse, but I’ll bet she’s got more than stubble down thar yonder. Happy New Year! 🙂

      • rightymouse says:

        I don’t wanna know what’s hiding under all that blubber. Thank yew very much. 😯

        Happy New Year to you, too! 🙂

      • Because VJJ good, butthole bad says:

        Dude’s gotta be 3 feet long to get in there. Into the right hole, anyway. I don’t think she’s getting anything other than the shop vac extension up in there.

  54. Octopus says:

    rightymouse :
    I don’t wanna know what’s hiding under all that blubber. Thank yew very much.
    Happy New Year to you, too!

    I know, but as a man of science, I can’t help but wonder at the rich variety of flora and fauna that must flourish in her funky folds. Say hello to my little friend:

  55. Octopus says: