Race Detective’s take on Libertarians

The Race Detective breaks downs Libertarianism.

Last time I checked, Charles was paler than Casper the ghost.

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96 Comments on “Race Detective’s take on Libertarians”

  1. Doppel milto says:

    first of all, the world was better before twitter.

    second of all, even if this tweet by Charles isn’t clever by any stretch, I can guarantee you with 100% certainty that he saw this somewhere else and copied it

    • Arachne says:

      Yes, and if asked to explain it, he would not be able to – because it makes absolutely NO SENSE whatsoever.

  2. d says:

    Reposting from the other thread since it just switched. Also I fixed a couple rhymes.

    Right Wing (sung to the tune of Barry Manilow’s “Mandy”)

    I remember my blog life
    When right commenters fooled me twice
    A callow little man
    Sucked in by Rush Limbaugh
    Blogging for the right
    Then my blog slid into

    Boring, liberal and low-grade
    Dissenting thinking was forbade
    With banning stick still poised
    I see a memory
    I never realized
    The money you made me, oh Right Wing

    Well you came and you gave without taking
    And I sent you away, oh Right Wing
    Now you’re pissed and I’m only now waking
    To that I need you today, oh Right Wing

    Blogging in the best of times
    Now I’m hawking Amazon Prime
    Caught up in a world of Marxist sliming
    I pass on all their lies
    But no one is chiming, oh Right Wing

    Well you came and you gave without taking
    But I sent you away, oh Right Wing
    The tip jar flush with income you’re making
    And I need it today, oh Right Wing

    (Some violins and French horns and shit and stuff)

    Yesterday’s a dream
    My comment count’s falling
    Tweeting in the breeze
    My accountant is calling, oh Right Wing

    Well you came and you gave without taking
    And I sent you away, oh Right Wing
    Now you’re pissed and I’m only now waking
    To that I need you today, oh Right Wing

    Well you came and you gave without taking
    But I sent you away, oh Right Wing
    A tip jar flush with income you’re making
    And I need it today, oh Right Wing

    ASSSLAP, BMI (off the chart).

  3. rightymouse says:

    Fat Ponytailed White Man
    #stupidliberalin4words

  4. JimboXL says:

    What is with all these bright white libs pretending like they are the outsiders or the victims of white racism themselves? I think they go into waking delusions where they are actually marching with MLK jr. to free “their people.”

    • Arachne says:

      Actually, in the only real interaction we know of with Fatass vis-a-vis a Black man, I believe he ripped him off for $1,000.

  5. #libertarianismin4words Smarter than Charles Johnson— Emanuel David (@IcekoldeBassman) December 30, 2013

  6. Octopus says:

    Yes, Dop, he stole this idea from this Salon glurge from a couple days ago: http://www.salon.com/2013/12/28/why_i_fled_libertarianism_and_became_a_liberal/

    Excerpt:

    After leaving my small town upbringing, I learned that libertarians are made for lots of reasons, like reading the bad fiction of Ayn Rand or perhaps the passable writing of Robert Heinlein. In my experience, most seemed to be poor, white and undereducated. They were contortionists, justifying the excesses of the capitalist elite, despite being victims if libertarian politics succeed.

    If you think that selfishness and cruelty are fantastic personal traits, you might be a libertarian. In the movement no one will ever call you an asshole, but rather, say you believe in radical individualism.

    So predictable and pathetic!

  7. Octopus says:

    More excerpt, with amazingly stupid lack of self-awareness comparable to Fatass’s:

    During Obama’s first term, I also went to graduate school for creative writing at progressive college, and I settled into my marriage with my wife, a Canadian and “goddamn liberal.” I can’t point to just one thing that pushed me left, but in Obama’s first term I had a change of heart, moving from a lifelong extreme into the bosom of conventional liberalism.

    DUHHH!! WHY AM I ALL LIBTURDED NOW? 😆

  8. The thread on Twitter has the usual: those in favor — small government, individual accountability. Those mocking — pre-pubescent name calling and references to body parts and bathroom functions. Why is it that the statist tyrants cannot put forth reasonable, rational and insightful commentary when they are challenged?

  9. Octopus says:

    Revealed: The real reason Fatass McDumbth is scrounging the sofa-cushions for lost change and stale Cheetos. Good luck with this program, Mr. Ambitious!

    http://www.zdnet.com/mac-pro-so-how-many-thousands-of-dollars-do-you-want-to-spend-7000024497/

    • Pakimon says:

      I like reading the comments following articles touting some Apple computer product.

      They ALWAYS devolve into a flame war between Windows Fanboys/girls and Apple Cultists. 😆

  10. Doppel milyo says:

    #DoDin4words

    penis penis penis LOL

  11. Octopus says:

    Fatass hasn’t yet addressed the cool, calm and collected-on-ice climate clowns, has he? It’s about time to beclown yourself on this issue, Sir Blimpy. You could start by sniggering at the following reviews of this comical situation, which may turn dangerous:

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/pj-gladnick/2013/12/28/msm-glosses-over-irony-global-warming-scientists-trapped-antarctic-ice#ixzz2ovITxKYv

    http://www.jammiewf.com/2013/climate-clowns-trapped-in-antarctic-ice-sea-ice-is-disappearing-due-to-climate-change-but-here-ice-is-building-up/

  12. Octopus says:

    The heat is hiding very deep in the oceans, so deep they have yet to discover its hiding places. Maybe five or more miles deep, in the trenches. Nobody knows what the heat is doing down there, or how it got there, somehow passing through miles of frigid water between it and the surface. Nobody knows when the heat will choose to emerge. When it does come boiling back to the top, billions will die.

    • Pakimon says:

      The heat is being trapped by the nefarious heat-trapping machine manufactured by Halliburton on orders from Dick Cheney in order to hold the world for ransom with demands that the GOP get handed the reins of the U.S. Government or else an ocean boiling catastrophe will be unleashed!

      Just wait until November 2014 when this diabolical scheme is set in motion!

      You’ll see! Just you wait…

      /moonbat 😀

    • livefreeor die says:

      Chuckles accuses the right of being unscientific but supports this amendment to the theory which involves heat not rising if the ocean doesn’t want it to or something.

    • dwells38 says:

      der heat. it’s hiding wear the GOPers hid Obungler’s successes. They’re tricksy! And teh mean!!!

  13. Octopus says:

    Now you’re cool again! 😆

    • Doppel milyo says:

      don’t forget to the tip jar all 4 of you extra LGF visitors today!

      just wondering if it’s 99.99999% @LOLGOP and 0.00001%@greenfootballs in this equation

      • Doppel milyo says:

        @LOLGOP 165000 followers
        @fatso 8000 followers and half of them are his socks and stalkers

        ICYMI
        penis penis penis LOL

      • Pakimon says:

        The revenue generated from that ought to be worth a family sized bag of Cheetos.

        Good for Chunky! He finally caught a break! 😆

    • Yeppers, so all the Twitterverse can witness your [Chunkles] idiocy and inability to post cogent and rational thought

  14. Octopus says:

    Like about The Warmening!

    • Doppel milyo says:

      the only anti-science people are the warmers. they reject alternate theory. the science is settled.

      real people of science are skeptical, always trying to disprove what they believe

      Charles will be the last person on the planet to admit there is no AGW. When Al gore throws in his towel and retreats to his Caribbean island to escape the ice age, Charles will still be blaming faux news misrepresenting the sea ice floating off catalina island

  15. Octopus says:

    Climate Clowns Call For Copters!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531159/Antarctic-crew-build-ice-helipad-help-rescuers.html

    Global warming scientists forced to admit defeat… because of too much ice: Stranded Antarctic ship’s crew will be rescued by helicopter

    Chris Turney, a climate scientist and leader of the expedition, was going to document ‘environmental changes’ at the pole
    In an interview he said he expected melting ice to play a part in expedition
    MV Akademik Schokalskiy still stuck among thick ice sheet 1,500 nautical miles south of Hobart, the Tasmanian capital
    Called for help at 5am Christmas morning after becoming submerged in ice
    Australia’s back-up ship, Aurora Australis could not break through

  16. Apollodorus V says:

    Has the Race Detective weighed in yet (pun intended) on the MSNBC panel that had great fun yesterday using his black grandchild to mock Mitt Romney:

    http://therightscoop.com/melissa-harris-perry-panel-mocks-black-romney-grandchild-as-token/

    Didn’t think so.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      Melissa harris perry is biracial.
      She seems angry over this Romney grandchild and I am just wondering if there is something above and beyond hating republicans

      I think she has lots of baggage in terms of her own identity

  17. JimboXL says:

    I’d bet many of the most voracious snow white loudmouth libs live behind a thick wall of concrete and steel in their perfect little monotone gated communities, all while they fight to end the racism of those on the outside.

  18. ChenZhen says:

    181 Charles Johnson
    Mon, Dec 30, 2013 5:35:29pm replyquote 2downupreport

    I know there was some confusion about that sticky post on the front page, so I made some more changes to set it apart from the rest of the posts.

    One thing I changed is that the timestamp is no longer shown, so it doesn’t look like a post from a couple of days ago that somehow got out of sequence. I also made the font size one step smaller overall, and put it inside a 3-pixel green border. I think this should reduce the confusion factor.

    Ah I see, the confusion’s in the formatting of this sticky post, you see, not at all to do with the fact that he’s decided to sticky a thread begging for $10 bills.

    Yes CJ, much better. We can clearly tell now that there is a sticky post asking readers to sign up for Amazon Prime so you can make a quick ten spot off it. Crystal clearly. LOL

  19. stabby says:

    Meh, Libertarians used to be a bunch of pimps, druggies, prostitutes and pedophiles before the Republican party got to them.

    Now they’re all a bunch of racists and sexists who’s goal is to end federal power so that they can roll back civil rights.

    They were nicer before.

  20. stabby says:

    Note, I exaggerate for humor.

    I actually agree with Libertarians on their stance on victimless crime, but not their stance on anything else.

  21. stabby says:

    real people of science are skeptical, always trying to disprove what they believe

    That the survey saying that 11 points fewer Republicans believe in evolution as 2009? It also says that the percentage in the general population hasn’t changed and that the percentage in the Democrats and Independents hasn’t changed much either –

    Think about that, that means that something 1/5 Republicans who used to believe in evolution quit the party and quit politics too.

  22. swamprat says:

    stabby :Note, I exaggerate for humor.
    I actually agree with Libertarians on their stance on victimless crime, but not their stance on anything else.

    I agree with libertarians that both parties are full of beans.

    • Octopus says:

      There are a few ways to deal with people who buy in too deeply on any particular agenda, whether it be a political party, religion, school of psychology or economics, brand of beer or whiskey, type of computer, and so on, and so shut up already. One is avoidance. Another is mockery. Sometimes you have to kill them, like Islamist terror-rats. Most often, a combination of the first two will suffice, with an occasional libation to settle your jangled nerves. Doesn’t really matter what you drink, as long as you get the alcohol into your system in the right dosage. However, if you want something tasty that will satisfy your needs quickly, you might try one or three of these:

      THE IRISH CAR BOMB COCKTAIL

      .5 oz Baileys
      .5 oz Jameson Irish Whiskey
      Guinness Beer
      Glass: Shot

      HOW TO MAKE THE IRISH CAR BOMB COCKTAIL

      Add the Baileys and Jameson Irish Whiskey to a shot glass. Drop the shot into a half-pint of Guinness Beer. Drink cheerfully. Sláinte.

  23. iSpeakJive says:

    Four words: White men admitting selfsufficiency.

  24. swamprat says:

    Peeked in at the other side. It is not nice. Might be awhile before i look again. I’ll just stalk and mock from here.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      it is stabby with the power of the hive mind.
      uninformed and powerful

    • swamprat says:

      They turn a little nasty when reality countermands ideological agenda. Weather and economy are just not cooperating. And I bet they wish the NYT wold shutup and let Benghazi be.

  25. Octopus says:

    White men admitting they tweet pics of their boner to strangers. (weinerpixels)

  26. swamprat says:

    #liberals looking at results
    #people paying more attention
    #those thinking for themselves

  27. livefreeor die says:

    I see the east coast is about to experience another burst of global warming later this week. It’s going to be a balmy 20 degrees for a high here in Philly on Friday.

    • Abu says:

      11 degrees now in NE Illinois. Won’t get above +24 or below +5 over the next 5 days. Lovely. Plus 2″ to 4″ of snow. At least we’re 9 days into winter.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Good point-this will be the first snow of the official winter here in Philly although we’ve already had more snow than we did in the last two years combined during the last days of autumn.
      If Chunkles was truly an advocate of science, he would want to know why people claim the science of global warming is “settled” when there is so much evidence that exists that does not support the theory. Of course, if Media Matters suddenly told Chunk that evolutional theory was wrong, he would be out attacking it. That’s how much of a scientist he is.

    • livefreeor die says:

      I don’t think science is what will make Chunkles go blind (at least according to what my Catholic friends said their CCD teachers told them).

  28. Daedalus says:

    stabby :

    Meh, Libertarians used to be a bunch of pimps, druggies, prostitutes and pedophiles before the Republican party got to them.

    Now they’re all a bunch of racists and sexists who’s goal is to end federal power so that they can roll back civil rights.

    They were nicer before.

    Lame, especially coming from a movement that killed over 100 Million humans.

  29. Daedalus says:

    swamprat :

    stabby :Note, I exaggerate for humor.
    I actually agree with Libertarians on their stance on victimless crime, but not their stance on anything else.

    I agree with libertarians that both parties are full of beans.

    You, both parties are just 2 sides of the evil Collectivist coin.

  30. Daedalus says:

    JimboXL :

    I’d bet many of the most voracious snow white loudmouth libs live behind a thick wall of concrete and steel in their perfect little monotone gated communities, all while they fight to end the racism of those on the outside.

    White Progressives are the ideological heirs of the Nazis. Unlike their German ideological cousins, they believe that those races that are inferior must be taken case of by the benevolent Aryan race. In return, the inferior people must do the bidding of the Master Race by keeping them in power.

  31. stabby says:

    Lame, especially coming from a movement that killed over 100 Million humans.

    What the fuck? Pretending that everyone left of the Libertarians are Stalinists is weak weak weak.

    You have no idea how desperate you sound.

    • Daedalus says:

      Care to recount all the deaths done by Progressive Regimes the last 100 years?

      As for sounding desperate, you sound desperate since I hit a nerve. You are not used to a Righty pulling of the mask and showing the evil nature of your movement.You Progs don’t fool me with your goody goody act. You are evil and seek to rule over people you deem inferior.

      That said, I admire how your side has the power and control over institutions of society. Your side’s ruthlessness and determination to win at all costs is admirable. I respect my political adversaries because they believe in winning.

      That said, this is a chuck mocking blog. We can argue all night and it will go nowhere. Your conventional Lefty attacks don’t work on me because I am not a conventional Righty hence I don’t fit your paradigm. Don’t even waste your time.

  32. Daedalus says:

    stabby :

    The nerve you hit is me feeling sorry for you for being absolutely insane.

    Yawn.

  33. Daedalus says:

    Hysterical Post at 6 AM.

  34. stabby says:

    deaths done by Progressive Regimes the last 100 years

    Progressive regimes like Canada and, say, England? They’re the bad guys of history for you now? You’re not just confusing them with the Soviets and China? Now you’re sounding like a far leftist. And contrasting regimes would be what? The peaceful libertarian right wing regimes are… ?

    Imagining how confused you must be kind of makes me crave being thoroughly drunk so I could feel like you. We could get so drunk that we could pretend that a totally heartless creepy murder-worshiping pervert* like Ayn Rand could bring and end to war.

    * http://michaelprescott.freeservers.com/romancing-the-stone-cold.html

    • Daedalus says:

      Care to address these Progressive Regimes:
      Soviet Union
      Nazi Germany
      China
      Khmer Rouge Cambodia,
      Cuba
      Venezuela
      Zimbabwe
      North Korea

      As for England and Canada, Our neighbors to the North have shifted Right and the UK is a Socialist Police State. In Britain, you get thrown in jail for insulting Islam or whatever they decide is hate speech. That is a restriction of personal freedom and what your side wants for America.

      Rightwing Regimes have killed less than Leftists, that is a historical fact.

      Look, what do you care what I think? Your side is politically powerful and has near total control of this nation. 2016 will be a cakewalk for your side and you will rule this country till at at least 2020 at the earliest. You should be enjoying the victories your side has won and the pathetic opposition you have. I could care less about the Democrat vs. Republican thing anymore. It’s not even an even match.

      If you want to talk sports, the Mideast or Pop Culture stuff, I am game. Politics right now is bullshit becasue your side is like an MMA fighter that has the referees on its side, while “my” side is a cowardly stupid paraplegic.

      • stabby says:

        “Progressive” like the Khmer Rouge etc.

        You’re giving the word “progressive” a news-speak like combination of meanings. The cult you’re in misuses words in order to prevent its members from perceiving the things that normal people can perceive and having the feelings that normal people have.

        It’s a method of manipulation, of propaganda.

        The trick works.

        But it works because it gives you something that you want very much. There’s a reason that you’re a member of this cult.

        You lack empathy and you’re extremely insecure about your abnormality. You want, so badly, to project evil on the human norm that you beg for any trick that will fool you into having your excuse.

        This cult is the solution to your insecurity, the way you suppress your awareness of your own lack.

      • stabby says:

        Also I’d agree with you on the lack of freedom of speech in Britain – and that the British left and even liberals are nuts and conformist and antisemitic..

        But in the US it’s the right that’s much more nuts and conformist, in the US it’s the right that wants to privilege a religion (Christianity, not Islam), and you’re confusing absolutely unrelated phenomena when you conflate reasonable government services and loss of freedom of speech and with killing fields.

      • swamprat says:

        Don’t know if anyone will read this but
        Progressivism
        Collectivism
        Communism
        Sociaism
        …don’t work. They turn deadly because they have to in order to survive. I do not think they are inherently evil, many aren’t. At first. But a system that does not reward increased effort or results with increased payback cannot remain self sufficient. That’s when things get nasty. After all the killings, russia went to buying up countries who could not sustain themselves, but a bunch of minuses run by a flawed system still won’t work. Saying that you will be a “pure” socialist or capitalist is like only eatting sugar or meat; won’t work. This craze has been going on since the 30’s, and it will always fail. It fails because it is a perfect petri dish for corruption, ineptitude and sloth. Capitalism will work to enslave citizens to the point it harms itself, but with socialism there is no incentive to reverse course, because profit is eliminated right at the start.

        Rant concludes

  35. Bunk X says:

    Jimmah & Asswhistle.

  36. Pakimon says:

    Daedalus :
    Hysterical Post at 6 AM.

    It’s 6:10!

    Where’s my burrito? 😀

  37. Pakimon says:

    Ms. Ssssssss has become an astronaut!

    Chunky and Ludwig must be so proud! 😆

    http://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2013/12/24/sex-dolls-in-spaaaaaaaaace/

  38. Pakimon says:

    Watch Ms.Ssssss’ epic journey into the cosmos! Now that’s what I call … SCIENCE! 😆

  39. Octopus says:

    I think that is Lewd-Freak’s project — notice how her name is “Missy,” a diminution of Miss Ssss? I think he got tired of her cheating ways, and this is his revenge!

  40. rightymouse says:

    Can you believe that today is New Year’s Eve already?? 😯

  41. Octopus says:

    rightymouse :
    Can you believe that today is New Year’s Eve already??

    No! What frickin’ year is it, anyway? 😯