Charles begs again for money

Charles is once against begging fir money from his pathetic minions.

Amazon Prime Amazon Prime2

This is just pathetic.

 

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107 Comments on “Charles begs again for money”

  1. Al-Cheezeera says:

    He uses it every day?! I can only imagine what the hell he orders on Amazon. He’s pretty much saying, “Help me with my Amazon addiction…with your money!”

    • Bunk X says:

      Yeah. Fill up your shopping basket, log off. Next morning empty it and start over. It’s the smart way to shop amazon.

    • ElSuerte says:

      Amazon prime covers a lot more then deliveries. They stream a lot of tv shows and movies. There is a kindle lending library too. They also have cloud storage.

      Between the streaming and the kindle stuff, I probably use it at least once a day.

  2. Bunk X says:

    Where have we heard that phrase before?

  3. stabby says:

    I got a nook and I’m buying books through Barnes and Noble instead of Amazon even though it’s a couple bucks more. Gotta keep some competition alive.

  4. Pakimon says:

    The Cheetos cache over at Casa de la Chunky must be getting low.

  5. doppel milyo says:

    I use amazon prime every day, mostly for streaming TV shows or movies.

    it’s a great deal for sure, so I recommend scrapping Charles 30 day bullshit plan and getting the entire year, and of course don’t follow the links of Icarus

    let that fat turd sink

  6. doppel milyo says:

    ICYMI , Charles:
    Glenn Greenwald is writing his fifth book and is establishing a media empire backed by a quarter of a billion dollars
    you know, just ICYMI

  7. rightymouse says:

    Amazon Prime is great, but I would never use the LGF link to either order stuff or renew my Prime membership. Bet none of the losers there can afford it so not sure why he bothers.

  8. doppel milyo says:

    submitted without comment

  9. rightymouse says:

    And leftst idiots like you want to believe the NY Slimes BS because Hillary 2016.

  10. rightymouse says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 😆 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      HEY! Charlie! Did you know that a menu-board at a restaurant was really a laptop screen? And that someone had hacked into Weiner’s Twitter account and tweeted a pic of his junk in tighty whities?? 😆 😆

      • trebob says:

        And Charles has grey undies like Tony’s and thinks he tweeted out a wiener pic too.

        Renaissance man.

    • Arachne says:

      No one believes that bullshit story about Benghazi and the video anymore, Fatass. Except you. And if anyone was getting cover, Chuckie Three Chins, it was OBAMA. Or do you forget that equally rotund debate moderator Candy Crowley playing research assistant?

      • PeteP says:

        Indeed. Fatso is such an idiot. Why would Mitt need protecting over Benghazi? He had nothing to do it. The only person looking for cover was Obama.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Whadya know. It IS about Hillary to Lardass and his fellow leftists. 😆

  12. Minnow says:

    Four American citizens are dead because of the ineptitude of this government you Moron. Have you no shame at all Barry? You are truly a disgusting piece of shit.

  13. Octopus says:

    Fatass has no shame, no brains, no money, no talent, no integrity, no girlfriend, and no bike.

  14. Abu fap says:

    Charles ignores the four dead Americans so he can protect his adolescent attachment to liberals. Soulless POS.

  15. doppel milyo says:

    4 Americans died and this piece of crap refers to these deaths as the bengazi boogaloo.

    stay classy culver city!

  16. rightymouse says:

    You have an aversion to WHAT?? Dude. Yer killing me here. 😆 😆

    • Does this schmuck even LISTEN to himself? “Out of context smears” …? Oy. Ge. Valt. Chunk, you are the paragon and paradigm of “Out of context smears®”. And you know know full well in your cheapened and blackened soul that this whole Administration is complicit in the Benghazi debacle and coverup. You, Sir, are a whore.

    • Arachne says:

      Well to be fair, he doesn’t smear out of context – he just SMEARS. Let’s see….followers of Glenn Beck killed a federal agent, any and all terror attacks have their basis in the right wing. Breitbart lied about Weiner. Right Asshole,

      • doppel milyo says:

        he took a speech ( he didn’t even watch) out of context and implied phil Robertson was a pedophile who advocated older men marrying teenage girls rather than people getting married at a young age
        excuse me Charles, that would make Robertson an Imam , please issue a correction

  17. ChenZhen says:

    Daedalus left out the best part. The Amazon Prime thread garnered a whopping 26 comments, and only one loser admitted to getting CJ the 10 bucks. Went off topic by comment #3. LOL

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Don’t you have to have a credit card to sign up for that as well? Because IIRC they automatically bill you the year fee if you don’t cancel it. That’s how most of these free trials work. And I’m thinking if these dicks won’t hit his tip jar or pay for advertising suppression, they aren’t going to do something that may end up costing them $80 a year for a website they don’t order from. Now for me, it’s an idea since I will be buying enough from them over the year to make it worth it.l

    • doppel milyo says:

      the tip jar has gotten a bit thin

    • doppel milyo says:

      so zero obligation. you can enroll and cancel in 5 minutes and give Charles Icarus fuckface 10 dollars.
      what a great way to show a man some love for all he’s done for you ungrateful lizards.

      and a mere one of you gets Charles the 10 dollars.
      shame on you hipsters and you too loser hoops!

      Personally I think everybody at DoD should complain to amazon that Charles is running a scam by telling people to enroll and cancel since he still gets paid.

      • Arachne says:

        I’m amazed they let him keep his Amazon store after he was exposed for telling his minions to write phony reviews of Pam Geller’s book before it came out. I know I reported him. I think they would take a REAL dim view of this, since I’ve seen a lot of advertising for this they they’ve invested real $$$ for.

  18. Because says:

    • Arachne says:

      And you know – let’s also ignore the fact that the shitbird who WON released the Lockerbie bomber.

  19. Arachne says:

    Just sent a link to this thread over to Amazon with the capture of his advising people to go ahead and sign up and “even if you don’t keep it I still get the 10 bucks” bullshit. Seriously, if these twits were using Amazon and he was getting any kind of income from it, they’d already HAVE Amazon prime. And I have trouble believing he even has Amazon Prime himself.

  20. JimboXL says:

    Our ambassador and others died, so their deaths were a hoax? Global warming, that’s real, but Benghazi is a hoax. I still haven’t seen the YouTube video they fraudulently claim was responsible, but then all Libyans are more Internet savvy than anyone in the entire world apparently.

    • d says:

      The Libyan president himself said right away this is terrorism. He couldn’t believe they were blaming a video and contradicting what he knew to be true.

  21. Captain Death says:

    The check is in the mail. /

  22. Apollodorus V says:

    Charles has now bumped his pledge drive post to the top of the front page.

    Posted 28 hours ago
    7660 “views”
    26 comments, last comment posted 27 hours ago
    1 pledge

  23. ChenZhen says:

    Wow yea he stickied that thread. I don’t recall CJ ever stickying a whole thread before. Links and summaries, sure, but never a whole thread. He’s determined to not let the opportunity to get a couple more Hamiltons slip down the page.

  24. swamprat says:

    You think they will notice that the ones who paid to get the commericials blocked are still getting commercials?

  25. Octopus says:

    We’d like to dedicate this one to the Chunkster, and Garage Boy, his faithful minion:

  26. Minnow says:

    Let me weigh in here….. yep, I am one fat motherfucker.

    /Barry off

  27. Minnow says:

    Hey Barry – what the fuck is “out of context” relative to Secretary of State Hillary RodHAM Clinton and her absolutely shit-for-brains handling of the Benghazi disaster? She and Preezy fucked this one solidly and all you and the NYT and every queer news reporter on the left can do is pretend none of this ever happened. Are you really this fucking stupid?

    Four men didn’t die unnecessarily?

    Start there. Answer that.

    You fool.

    • d says:

      Gosh who to believe? The NYT Shitlary machine or the Libyan president??

      Libyan President Mohammed Magarief said the controversial film that mocked Islam’s Prophet Muhammad and ignited protests throughout the Muslim world had “nothing to do” with the Sept. 11 attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, and that he has “no doubt” it was an act of terrorism.
      “It’s a preplanned act of terrorism directed at American citizens,” Magarief told NBC’s Ann Curry in an interview that aired Wednesday. “Reaction should have been, if it was genuine, should have been six months earlier. So it was postponed until the 11th of September. They chose this date, 11th of September, to carry a certain message.”

      http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/libya-president-benghazi-attack-terrorism-133154516.html

      • iSpeakJive says:

        It was a spontaneous protest by some neighborhood ruffians over a movie.
        Okay, it wasn’t just the movie. It was sort of planned, somewhat. But only for 6 months or so. But only in strategy and tactics and weapon use. The movie was the last straw. Except they saw the movie 6 months earlier.
        Okay, it was sort of planned by somewhat trained Ruffians with weapons.
        But they were not Al Quada. Well, sort of Al Quada. I mean, the leader had met Al Quada, but got his funding elsewhere. But he wasn’t really a leader. He just recruited soldiers and found them weapons, just in case they needed them. More of a community organizer, really. They hadn’t gotten their paperwork filed to officially be Al Quada, yet.

        But local. These were local guys. With rocket launchers. And a leader who communicates with Al Quada, and tried to a attack the embassy twice before.
        But not Al Quada. So how were we supposed to know what they were planning, if they were planning, which they weren’t? Hmmmm?

        Shrillery ’16!

  28. Juan Epstein says:

    I thought he took a stand against Amazon because of the tax thing.

    Spine of steel.

  29. Juan Epstein says:

    I’m not a fan of HRC?

    Change is in the wind.

  30. Octopus says:

    NYT reporter was “off the rails” when interviewing for his bogus, pro-Shrillary piece of crap article: http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2013/12/the-new-york-times-off-the-rails-for-an-ulterior-motive.php

    No wonder a certain off-the-rails-and-off-his-diet blogger was compelled to trumpet the bilge. 😆 (that, and Media Matters told him what to do and when to do it)

  31. Octopus says:

    Juan Epstein :
    I’m not a fan of HRC?
    Change is in the wind.

    Hear that, Fatass? Change is in the wind. You should go outside and see if you can collect some change, maybe with a butterfly net. Go, Chunky!

  32. Octopus says:

    Are we to assume you took this photo, Chunky? I guess so, with no credit given to another. I’m sure you would give credit to another person whose work you were appropriating, as per never. 😆

  33. Pakimon says:

    Well, the Eagles held on to win the NFC East and get a spot in the playoffs. They’ll be facing the Saints next Saturday night which will be a tough one even though they’re playing in Philly.

    Win or lose next week, my season was complete at viewing the spectacle of Jerry Jones launching into a tirade of F-bombs and his grandson ripping off his Cowboys shirt after the game ending interception by the Eagles. 😈 😆

    http://tinyurl.com/mp73t2s

  34. Arachne says:

    rightymouse :

    That’s gotta grind his gears. :lol:

    Keep an eye out for Charlie Three Chins to tell his lamebrain minions to go to Amazon and leave bad reviews for Greenwald’s book, like he did with Pamela’s. Amazon takes a dim view of that practice and my guess he won’t be able to resist.

  35. d says:

    I wonder is it wise for him to tell his lizards that for the same $79 they’re wasting on turning off Chunk’s slimy ads they could instead have an awsome Amazon Prime account(40,000 movies, Kindle downloads, etc..)? Same exact price. Besides Stabby already spilled the beans on turning off the popups for free.

  36. d says:

    ChenZhen :Daedalus left out the best part. The Amazon Prime thread garnered a whopping 26 comments, and only one loser admitted to getting CJ the 10 bucks. Went off topic by comment #3. LOL

    Good for them! Except the idiot who actually complied with his request. He treats everyone there like they’re just some anonymous a-hole from the internet until he wants something from them. After I registered I toyed with hitting his tip jar, but then I came to my senses and realized, I really don’t like him much, and when he comes into comment threads I have to be on pins and needles. It’s foolish to donate to overbearing superior assholes. Looks like most concur.

    BTW that same post has been on top for 1 day and 19 hours. 29 total comments several of which are Chunk trying to break the awkwardness of begging. He asks this moronic question which no one cares about:

    10
    Charles Johnson Sat, Dec 28, 2013 11:41:07am
    • 4
    • down
    • up
    • report

    Is it really ” more honest” when journalists openly become advocates? Or are they more likely to exaggerate & distort to serve their agenda?
    — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 28, 2013

    • d says:

      Oh I see, he stickied it. Still embarrassing. Did he even wish them a Merry Christmas?

    • ChenZhen says:

      I’m guessing Amazon doesn’t care, so long as there’s a chance a couple of people will sign up.

      Although the mention of the $10 “bounty” might not have been what they had in mind for the program.

      Maybe we should have a poll to see how long CJ keeps that post up there.

  37. Arachne says:

    rightymouse :

    Two new words I had to look up – “stickied” and “doge”. I must be getting old. :oops:

    And I imagine he doesn’t get the irony of that stupid comment, either. Because it describes his butt buddies at AMESSNBC down to a man (or manish woman).

    • HaikuMan says:

      Arachne :And I imagine he doesn’t get the irony of that stupid comment, either…

      Things Charles doesn’t get:
      Irony, relevence, links,
      Money, respect, laid…

  38. kbdabear says:

    Chuckie and his groupies won’t mind the NSA opening their packages to put in backdoor devices. Chuck will say the story is exaggerated, Obama is only protecting us from the bad crazy people, and the NSA would NEVER do anything unconstitutional.

    Oh, and he’s more concerned about privacy than anyone, but this is for our own good

    “The NSA Actually Intercepted Packages to Put Backdoors in Electronics”

    http://gizmodo.com/the-nsa-actually-intercepted-packages-to-put-backdoors-1491169592?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky’s Amazon store is featuring a special on backdoor-devices this week. I’m not posting a link, but they come in many shapes and sizes. Some vibrate, and some feature a piston-y motion.

  39. Arachne says:

    rightymouse :

    He has a minifridge? I figured maybe a cooler with dry ice in it.

    Nah. If he had dry ice, Gus would already have done himself a mischief.

  40. Arachne says:

    You know, how desperate must he be for money that he’s pimping the ten bucks Amazon will give him if his minions sign up for prime. And this is just what he’s allowing the public to see. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some emails going out advising that Snotballs may be in dire financial straights and need to close.

    I mean, really, all good blogs have a little pledge drive – Drew over at Weasel Zippers does a yearly one where he asks if everyone can kick in a little dough to give him a hand – there’s no real crime in doing so – hell, Jim-Rob at Free Republic holds quarterly pledge drives that bring in a cool quarter mil.

    Not to mention Wikipedia and Firefox who are both asking if you wouldn’t mind kicking in a couple bucks to help them out.

    So why doesn’t Blubberbutt the Magnificent just have a little “hit the tip jar” marathon and come right out and ASK the minions to kick in a ten spot? We KNOW he’s not in the pink financially – you don’t sticky a thread literally begging for $10 and it won’t “cost” you a thing and STILL not a great deal of interest.

    • HaikuMan says:

      His minions are broke.
      Like progs, they’ll only give him
      Other people’s cash.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      If they do give him anything, they won’t get so much as a thank you. Beenthere/donethat/neveragain

      • Arachne says:

        That’s true. I remember in the heyday, I sent him two books off his Amazon wish list for his birthday (it’s exactly six months before mine, same birth year). I had to email him to make sure he received them and then and only then did he thank me for them.

        And frankly, whether they’ll acknowledge it or not, they know Fatass loves to ban and then use the PayPal information, as he did with “m” over at the mother ship, to out people, so yeah, I can see where they’d think twice about giving him money. Besides, it isn’t like he’s got a top 50 blog or anything like that.

  41. Doppel milto says:

    he’s begged for days
    he pleads for aid
    Just one response
    10 bucks he’s made

    Burma shave

  42. Minnow says:

    Arachne :
    That’s true. I remember in the heyday, I sent him two books off his Amazon wish list for his birthday (it’s exactly six months before mine, same birth year). I had to email him to make sure he received them and then and only then did he thank me for them.
    And frankly, whether they’ll acknowledge it or not, they know Fatass loves to ban and then use the PayPal information, as he did with “m” over at the mother ship, so yeah, I can see where they’d think twice about giving him money. Besides, it isn’t like he’s got a top 50 blog or anything like that.

    What a jerk. Such a surprise………

    (Screw you Barry)

    • Arachne says:

      Indeed. Buy me stuff. Please. I’ll bet they gathered dust and never got read. They were about 9/11 and were probably in the wish list to make him look intellectual. No doubt he was hoping for the Music CD’s instead.

  43. d says:

    I’m hoping this one gets Chunk back in the charts and in the running for another Grammy.

    Right Wing (sung to the tune of Barry Manilow’s “Mandy”)

    I remember my blog life
    When right commenters fooled me twice
    A callow little man
    Sucked in by Rush Limbaugh
    Blogging for the right
    Then my blog slid into

    Boring, liberal and low-grade
    Dissenting thinking was forbade
    With banning stick still poised
    I see a memory
    I never realized
    How happy you made me, oh Right Wing

    Well you came and you gave without taking
    And I sent you away, oh Right Wing
    Now you’re pissed and I’m only now waking
    To that I need you today, oh Right Wing

    Blogging in the best of times
    Now I’m hawking Amazon Prime
    Caught up in a world of Marxist sliming
    I pass on all their lies
    But no one is chiming, oh Right Wing

    Well you came and you gave without taking
    But I sent you away, oh Right Wing
    The tip jar flush with income you’re making
    And I need it today, oh Right Wing

    (Some violins and French horns and shit and stuff)

    Yesterday’s a dream
    Now my blog’s abhorrent
    Tweeting in the breeze
    My accountant is calling, oh Right Wing

    Well you came and you gave without taking
    And I sent you away, oh Right Wing
    Now you’re pissed and I’m only now waking
    To that I need you today, oh Right Wing

    Well you came and you gave without taking
    But I sent you away, oh Right Wing
    A tip jar flush with income you’re making
    And I need it today, oh Right Wing

    ASSSLAP, BMI (off the chart).