Charles Johnson’s lame attempt to paint Phil Robertson as a Pedophile

The LGF smear machine thought it had a gotcha moment against Phil Robertson. Here is Charles Johnson’s misleading headline.

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Reading the headline, one would think that Phil Robertson was advocating for Old men to marry 15 or 16 year olds. But Killgore Trout actually watched the video Charles linked to and it is totally different than what Charles is claiming.

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Here is the video and clearly Phil Roberston is giving advise to young men in their late teens, not older men as Charles is implying.

This has to be one of the most despicable smears Charles has done. To imply that Phil Roberston is a pedophile is one of the lowest acts the Corpulent Blogger has done.


57 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s lame attempt to paint Phil Robertson as a Pedophile”

  1. icekoldebassman says:

    Chunk is so desperate to be relevant, plus a very unhealthy dose of self-righteousness, will continue to keep him on the margins.

  2. Kurt's reminder of the prophet's love of children says:

    cough cough Aisha cough cough Mohammed

  3. And then, of course, we get this kind of idiocy.

  4. Arachne says:

    So desperate Charlie Three Chins is to be mentioned – “I know….I’ll smear and be outrageous and people will call to talk to me. My blog will get hits from the right wing wanting to tell me off and then find out they can’t.”.

    Funny thing Fatso – when your name is brought up on the right wing blogs, it is met with both disgust and surprise that you’re still around.

    You’re mentally ill, Blubberbutt. Get help.

  5. poteen2 says:

    Charlie’s projecting. He wishes fat old men could score teens. He realized the youngest groupie he’s got is Lidane. That’s as scary to him as pointy Muslim fingers.

  6. rightymouse says:

    Killgore got updingies for disagreeing with fatso?? BLASPHEMY!!!

  7. rightymouse says:

    Dunno. But you’re the only one stupid enough to tweet about it.

    • Arachne says:

      I don’t know. Are you the only person on the web who posts an ancient picture of himself as his avatar in hopes that he’ll get chicks?

    • Octopus says:

      Is that an internet dating service for obese recluses?

    • ChenZhen says:

      Of course he doesn’t like it. He can’t ban people, you can use it on lots of websites, and the updingies actually do something.

      • iSpeakJive says:

        What do they do?

      • ChenZhen says:

        It gives the blog the option to prioritize comments that get the most updingies. So for example, if you go to the comments section that uses disqus, you can choose to view the order of comments by “best”, “newest”, or “oldest”, where the “best” are those with the most updingies. It makes a lot of sense if you want to get to the most relevant comments on a thread, or the most informative, etc.

        Johnson’s got it set up as more of a novelty, as far as I can tell, where the top comments of the day can be viewed in the sidebar (which certainly isn’t as useful), but that’s about it. His updingies do more to induce spats and adolescent cliques than anything else, as we’ve seen over and over.

      • Because says:

        The focus of the LGF dings is revealing the identity of the dinger. In a sane blog, this is irrelevant. It’s the listing of who did the ding that sets up the junior high food fights.

  8. Arachne says:

    Duck Dynasty’s Twitter Account has 1.7 MILLION followers. I think I should send a link of this to them all and we can watch Fatass get all kinds of traffic in his timeline.

    • Kurt's analysis of flying feces says:

      exactly what he wants. He’s the guy dropping dynamite in the septic tank, hoping some of the shit lands on him

      • Arachne says:

        True dat, Kurt. Anything to get the traffic so he can raise his advertising rates, which at this point must be what – $50 a week? And all the ads you can eat?

      • Because says:

        Dood. That wasn’t dynamite. That was yesterday’s flaming hot cheetos.

  9. Because says:

    It looks like Stanky’s moved on and is bothering Iowahawk.

    • Arachne says:

      Dave Burge could care less what an idiot thinks of him. He’s one of the more clever voices on the internet, whereas Stanky, whoever this guy above is, just a sad, jealous, silly little twit looking for attention. and not getting it. Like Charlie Three Chins. Not surprisingly, most of his followers are some of the more vile people in the Twitterverse, who have been blocked by decent people on general principles, as we don’t even accidentally want to see what these dirtbags are saying.

  10. Juan Epstein says:

    It was a good try though.

    You know, trying to use the argument used against Islam against the people who use it.

    • HaikuMan says:

      Still a difference
      Between a sixteen-year-old
      And a girl who’s nine.

      The age of consent
      Is set at the state level.
      Most common: sixteen.

      • Arachne says:

        I believe Robertson married his wife, Miss Kay, when she was 16 – they have been married almost 50 years.

        I would also point out that Beach Boy Brian Wilson married his first wife Marilyn when she was 16 years old. In Phil’s time, it was not unusual for teenage girls to get married. Heck, I remember several girls in my high school senior class that were already married (and no, they didn’t HAVE to).

  11. Because isn't this precious? says:

  12. Octopus says:

    We need to offer a reward for an authentic photo of Fatass, taken within the past 6 months or so. Perhaps Lee Stranahan can help us set up a fund, or even collect the funds for us until it’s time to award the bonus to our intrepid photojournalista.

    This one is pretty nice, but I suspect it’s based on a five-year-old photo of Chunky.

  13. Because woo hoo says:

  14. Octopus says:

    He’s bragging about his computer monitor. 😆

  15. Octopus says:

    And…now he’s surfing the latest Thai ladyboy adverts. “You can see which ones are hiding Hep C under their makeup!”

  16. Octopus says:

    Well, it also made you look like even more of an impotent, squealing baby-man. And Jesse Jackson got his lunch took, too, trying to turn it into a racist issue or whatever the fuck he was doing, comparing it to Rosa Parks’ bus driver (cray-cray!). All in all, it was a Big Win for America! 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      Well, who profited from THAT, Fatass? It was A&E, who, while SO appalled and outraged at Robertson’s remarks that it had to suspend him, proceeded to run marathon after marathon of the show featuring the religious and offending Phil Robertson.

      It may very well have been A&E’s plan all along, but I can guaran-damn-tee you that Phil Robertson would NEVER have allowed his beliefs to be part of a publicity stunt.

      It’s called “character” Charlie Three Chins. It’s in the dictionary – right before “charisma” – neither of which you have.

      • Because says:

        Did you see the actual A&E statement? Talk about a masterpiece of quadrupletalk…

      • Bunk X says:

        Let’s see.
        A&E thought it would be funny to have a RealTV show about stupid religious hicks.
        A&E found out that people were admiring these stupid religious hicks who turned out to be neither stupid nor hicks.
        A&E set up the interview with GQ Magazine.
        A&E sent a representative to the interview.
        A&E had a retraction piece ready to go.
        A&E gave approval for GQ Magazine to publish the interview.
        A&E ain’t the only duck pond in the meadow.

  17. Arachne says:

    Octopus :

    No, and now he has one bright one, and one dingy piece of crap sitting right next to it. How annoying is that? :lol:

    I just realized. Dumbass now has a computer screen brighter than he is.

  18. Yay! The Gus follow-up thread coming at the top of the hour.