Charles Johnson’s Christmas Day

Merry Christmas Charles JohnsonOh wait. That’s from 2008. Here’s something more recent and we honestly don’t know what to make of it.

Once a powerful voice against Islamo-fascism, then a squeaky voice against Christianity and religion in general, Charles Johnson astounded us by posting two words that he’s never posted on his blog before: “Merry Christmas.”

Charles Johnson Christmas 1Something is a bit swampy in the fish when Our Boy suddenly tosses out religious greetings shared by Catholics, Baptists, Episcopalians, Methodists, Mormons and even hell-bound heathens like Presbyterians. Rummaging through the BRC Archives presents very little in terms of Holiday Cheer, let alone mentions of Christmas, merry or otherwise.

So, if you were Charles Johnson, what’s the first thing you would do on a Christmas morning?

Charles Johnson Christmas

Yeah. Terry Gilliam’s “Brazil” (1985) is high in my top ten must-watch list, but Charles doesn’t realize that its theme is pure Libertarian, anti-fascist, anti-bureaucracy. If you’ve never seen it, you’re missing out on a bizarre yet prescient movie. Here’s the trailer.

Then, Charles posts this image, on the Day of Birth of The Christ Child.

Charles Christmas MonkeyCharles, Charles, Charles. You’re a pathetic mess.

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59 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s Christmas Day”

  1. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Charles is hopefully alone on Christmas, with only his Cheetos and his piss to comfort him.

    “Brazil” is one of the best movies ever. It is anti-fascist, anti-bureaucracy, and is especially against government monitoring of all kinds. Apparently no cognitive dissonance occurs when your brain is composed of rat-droppings.

  2. trebob says:

    Cognitive dissonance from that crowd? Puhleeze! You’ve got Gus who posts about how pathetic we are for posting on Dec 25 last year who not only posted his ass off last Xmas, but started this one looking for pity (attention) by telling everyone about his pot pie and coffee breakfast. How many millions of people in this world would have been thrilled to have a hot breakfast with meat and a hot delicious beverage yesterday morning? I can guarantee old Gus that more than one them had less than that yesterday. The only thing Charles has ever been aware of are his own racist fantasies, he isn’t capable of being self aware.

  3. Arachne says:

    I don’t know whether it’s the season or what but today all I can feel is pity for these people. They are so overwhelmed with their sense of self-importance and the emotion of hate that they can’t take time out to immerse themselves in the happiness and joy of this season. I imagine their holiday was full of bitterness and complaint. Too bad. I had a LOVELY day. Didn’t think about politics or Obama or, frankly, THEM.

    • rightymouse says:

      Agreed! Had a splendid day yesterday surrounded by family. Lots of love & laughter & excellent food. Even my one SIL kept her drinking to a single vat of wine. 🙂

      • Arachne says:

        My poor sister discovered, to her chagrin, that her son and nephews had all grown up and were now capable of devouring the entirety of her Christmas ham and roast pork. She had no leftovers for Christmas Day. Indeed, we had the celebratory Christmas spaghetti feed at my house!

      • rightymouse says:

        You’re up in SF, right? Is it true that there was a ban on wood burning?

      • Abu Milyo says:

        A blessed day indeed, Hostess Mouse! I remember you mentioned at Thanksgiving you asked her if she’d “like another vat of wine”. Lols all over again! 🙂

    • livefreeor die says:

      Had a wonderful Christmas and hope all you fellow stalkers did as well.

  4. rightymouse says:

    I saw Gus’ tweet about his xmas meal of pot pie. I’m sure it was Bush’s fault somehow. Or Christians. Idiots like Gus never look to themselves for the consequences of poor choices.

  5. Doppel milyo says:

    gus ain’t got a pot pie to piss in

  6. Arachne says:

    Hey – will Charlie Three Chins put up a festive KWANZAA thread and tell us all about his plans to spend this festive day, made up by a torturing thug and felon from California, with all his Afro-American “bros”?

  7. ChenZhen says:

    Speaking of which, we’re trying to tabulate just how pathetic Gus has been, and what I’m discovering is that Thanos may have been much worse over the holiday. By my count, he posted 11 pages on Christmas morning alone.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Charles is perseverating about Sandra Fluke on Twitter. Yeesh. What an effing BORE!!!

    • Arachne says:

      Dude – even the DEMOCRATS are over that idiot. Her public appearances generate NO audience. What – 10 people showed up at a parking lot in Nevada? I’m sure one of the reasons she did that sham non-hearing performance was that she was promised a speaking slot at the Democratic convention plus FAME! and FORTUNE! Her 15 minutes was over in 13 minutes. Was it a strategy session with her on eBay that had to be withdrawn because they couldn’t get the basement asking price?

  9. Octopus says:

    http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/23/showbiz/steve-martin-tweet/

    I was wondering how the Left was going to handle Martin’s racist joke the other day. I figured they would bury it, as opposed to turning it into a witch-hunt similar to Paula Deen and Phil Robertson this year. I guess it was too public to totally ignore, but rest assured, the Left is doing everything possible to protect one of their own. There won’t be any repercussions. PHEW!

  10. Octopus says:

    Wow. Yer smart. 😆

  11. Arachne says:

    rightymouse :

    You’re up in SF, right? Is it true that there was a ban on wood burning?

    Yes, in the liberal counties – how DARE you have a fire when it’s 27 degrees outside. One night we lost power and I had NO heat in my home and the only warmth I had was from my fireplace.

  12. Octopus says:

    In their defense, one spark can set the whole state on fire. 😉

    • rightymouse says:

      Somehow I don’t think that’s what was on their minds.

      • Arachne says:

        It’s “spare the air!!” This from the same state that won’t give the farmers of the San Joaquin and Central Valleys any water to grow their crops because of a bait fish not even indigenous to California.

  13. Speranza says:

    Arachne :
    I don’t know whether it’s the season or what but today all I can feel is pity for these people. They are so overwhelmed with their sense of self-importance and the emotion of hate that they can’t take time out to immerse themselves in the happiness and joy of this season. I imagine their holiday was full of bitterness and complaint. Too bad. I had a LOVELY day. Didn’t think about politics or Obama or, frankly, THEM.

    Me too. I had breakfast with friends, went to see a good movie “The Invisible Woman” and then had dinner with another friend. I did not for a second think about politics.

  14. Octopus says:

    Udderly awesome. 🙂

  15. Arachne says:

    “New York, WWRL 1600 AM will flip to Spanish-language music and talk, throwing Ed Schultz, Thom Hartmann, Randi Rhodes, and Alan Colmes off the air. In Los Angeles, KTLK 1150 will be dumping Stephanie Miller, Rhodes, Bill Press and David Cruz off the air in favor of Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity. In San Francisco, KNEW 960 will leave Rhodes, Miller, Hartmann, and Mike Malloy without a radio home in the market.”

    Oh dear. Now Fatass will NEVER get to be on the radio again……

  16. Doppel Milyo says:

    because Greenwald is famous
    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/greenwald-snarks-at-msnbc-i-defend-snowden-like-you-defend-obama/

    Charles Fuckface Johnson hardest hit

    • Arachne says:

      The supreme revenge all of these individuals – Greenwald, Robertson, every right-wing talk show host, is that they completely ignore him. Because somehow I think the opinion of a never-really-was musician with an asylum masquerading as a blog means nothing to any of them.

      It would not surprise me to find out he has Glenn Beck’s TV segment about him being a washed up jazz guitarist playing on a loop on his computer – anything to convince himself he’s still in the public eye.

      • Doppel Milyo says:

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        ICYMI

      • Arachne says:

        That was when Fatass was obsessed with Beck – remember how appalled he was at the prospect that small children would see Beck demonstrate the “boiling frog” analogy on his show and be forever scarred? Because, you know, all small kids ever want to watch is Headline News.

        He doesn’t even reach the level of stupid, frankly. He’s pudding with a ponytail.

  17. rightymouse says:

    Irony much Fatso? 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Wonder if Glen’s gotten any vicious and non-existent emails from the TEA Party…..you know, like Fatass always claims to get and yet is never able to produce? Wonder how many calls to the FBI he’s made.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      Charles and Gus, you forgot that Greenwald is making MILLIONS as well

      mwahahahaha

    • Al-Cheezeera says:

      Fatso is possibly the greatest example of projection in all history.

      • Octopus says:

        Al-Cheezeera :
        Fatso is possibly the greatest example of projection in all history.

        I know, it’s crazy. It’s almost as if he’s talking about himself on purpose, in every stupid tweet. 😆

  18. rightymouse says:

    Hey! Didn’t Al Gore say something about all the ice on the poles & how it would all be gone by now?? Ummmmmmmmm…..:

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/12/26/icebreakers-racing-to-rescue-ship-trapped-in-ice-near-antarctica/?intcmp=latestnews

  19. Doppel Milyo says:

    Icarus has some great videos on his youtube channel, from way back when he was being fooled.

  20. doppel milyo says:

    Charles Johnson is to a blog as Gameel Al-batouty is to a 767

  21. Because Racist says:

    Is that a manque in the tweet?

  22. trebob says:

    Charles is definitely in love with Glenn Greenwald, that’s pretty obvious now. He should have a theme song preceding all his GG posts and tweets. Something like this maybe:

  23. Juan Epstein says:

    White Monkey

  24. Because says:

    Arachne :
    “New York, WWRL 1600 AM will flip to Spanish-language music and talk, throwing Ed Schultz, Thom Hartmann, Randi Rhodes, and Alan Colmes off the air. In Los Angeles, KTLK 1150 will be dumping Stephanie Miller, Rhodes, Bill Press and David Cruz off the air in favor of Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity. In San Francisco, KNEW 960 will leave Rhodes, Miller, Hartmann, and Mike Malloy without a radio home in the market.”
    Oh dear. Now Fatass will NEVER get to be on the radio again……

    He’s always welcome to call in to Blogmock Talk Radio.