Charles happens.

Charles PJ Boy Johnson

TThe original PJ Boy.


44 Comments on “Charles happens.”

  1. Arachne says:

    Pajama Boy had more testosterone.

  2. Because says:

    That’s a big onesie.

  3. Because says:

    Drinking Mountain Dew from a cup? Oy.

  4. OT- I updated the “Get off my website” page with the latest LGF Blocked List spreadsheet, thanks to Engineer No. 5.

  5. Octopus says:

    Sometimes that Fatass, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about Chunky McDumbth, he’s got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he spots a stale Cheeto, and those black eyes roll over yellow…

  6. Octopus says:

    Just keeps implosioning, more every day. While the Dems light up the nighttime skies with their unquenchable brilliance.

  7. Because Sister Snotrag's gonna wail on you, Chuck says:

    • Because NTTAWWT says:

      Oh, and for the record, Chunk. Do you or do you not find vaginas to be more desirable than manbutts? Just answer the question.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh it’s so funny watching Charles beg and beg for someone important to pay attention to him.

      • Because says:

        And now he has the perfect excuse to:

        1. Trash Louisiana Christian rednecks,
        2. Say the ‘VJJ’ word, and
        3. Say the ‘poo poo hole’ word.


    • Minnow says:

      How very intellectual of you Barry…. sniff.

    • Stonemason says:

      Hey Charles,
      Unblock me and we’ll discuss how incredibly disingenuous this tweet is. You can try to defend taking his personal view from the interview and ascribing that to his explanation. Either you didn’t read the interview (most likely) or you are flat out lying (probable) because Mr. Robertson went on to paraphrase scripture.
      Are you scared of me still, Charles?

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      Charles Paul said when he was a child he acted as a child but when he became a man he put away childish things

      he was referring to your blog Charles

  8. Octopus says:

    This pic of the Obama war room needs more Chunky. 😡

  9. Minnow says:

    Hey Barry, take your anal milyo and your swaydo-intellectual bullshit and shove it up your ass.

  10. d says:

    Chunk still poor and he threw all his friends (girl or otherwise) and guns under the bus years ago.

  11. Gus’ shut-in existence and endless internet and twitter monitoring has finally paid off, as he’s now got a spot on memeorandum:

    When was the last time CJ had a memeorandum spot like that?

  12. d says:

    Phil Robertson will now double down and be an even bigger asshole, because he knows the right wing loves that.

    Hmmmm, spoken just like someone who’s done it before. For years.

    • rightymouse says:

      I thought Charles liked as-holes. He’s been defending them against vaginas after all. Am sooooooo confused! 🙄

      • Because says:

        Yeah. As near as I can figure,
        Asshole: bad person.
        Butthole: fun place with chocolate sauce.
        I’m as baffled as you.

    • Arachne says:

      Let’s see….Phil Robinson holds a gazillion patents and has a multi-million dollar business he started in his garage – sort of like Steve Jobs and Bill Gates – except more camo. He was the quarterback at Louisiana Tech – you might have heard of the guy that was his backup, Three Chins – guy by the name of Terry Bradshaw. Bradshaw only got the job because Phil quit football because he preferred duck hunting.

      No one cares what you think, Fat Boy. Least of all the Robertsons. If you vanished tomorrow, twelve insane people would be hardest hit. If you stopped tweeting, no one would notice.

      • Minnow says:

        Merry Christmas Arachne! I always enjoy your posts.

        (Sadly, your post will be lost on little slack-jawed Barry)

  13. d says:

    So Phil Robertson is a big asshole on homosexuality, eh?

    But what about Chunky’s favorite pet religion, Islam?

    Muslims and Their Views
    Many apologists have attempted to shift the blame for this Muslim hostility towards homosexuality onto “the adoption of European Victorian attitudes by the new Westernized elite.”[4]
    However, this explanation falls short. Within the context of Islamic thought, this attitude originated from the Prophet Muhammad, and since he is considered by all mainstream Muslims to be the Uswa Hasana (the perfect example) we find that the majority of Muslims still consider this harsh treatment of homosexuals to be justified.
    Muhammad himself had stated, “If you find anyone doing as Lot’s people did, kill the one who does it, and the one to whom it is done.”[5] He even went so far as to condemn the “appearance” of homosexuality, when he cursed effeminate men and masculine women and ordered his followers to “Turn them out of your houses.”[6] This ruling on homosexuals was naturally adopted by his later successors.
    The father of Aisha and Muhammad’s first successor, Abu Bakr, had a homosexual burned at the stake. The fourth Rightly-Guided Caliph, Muhammad’s son-in-law Ali, ordered homosexuals to be stoned, and even had one thrown from the minaret of a mosque.[7] These actions quite obviously pre-date any sort of Western influence on Islamic thought.
    According to Shaykh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid: “The spread of homosexuality has caused man diseases which neither the east nor the west can deny exist because of them. Even if the only result of this perversion was AIDS – which attacks the immune system in humans – that would be enough.”[8]
    Even by moderate Muslims (who are found primarily among the tiny 3% of the world’s Muslims living in “more-developed regions”),[9] homosexuality is seen as something that is vile and unacceptable. For example, a Gallup survey carried out in early 2009 found that British Muslims have zero tolerance for Homosexuality. Not even a single British Muslim interviewed believed that homosexual acts were morally acceptable.[10][11] Also according to a Zogby International poll of American Muslims taken in November and December of 2001, a massive 71 percent opposed “allowing gays and lesbians to marry legally.”[12] Another worrying statistic to be found among Muslims in the UK, is that although they comprise just 2% of the total British population, they commit 25% of all anti-Homosexual crimes.[13]
    So, with the rise of Islam in the UK and the rest of the world, we also see the inadvertent return to the morality of seventh-century Arabia, with Muslim gangs on the streets of England carrying out violent attacks on gays[14] and mosques labeled as “moderate” calling for the murder of homosexuals at the hands of their congregation.[15]
    If we look to secular Indonesia, we see that due to pressure from the growing conservative Islamic communities, some local authorities have now been given the right to use Islamic laws, which have successfully criminalized homosexuality.[16] Also in Hindu-majority India, attempts to move forward and decriminalize homosexuality are being hindered by Islamic clerics claiming “Homosexuality is an offence under Sharia Law and haram (prohibited) in Islam,” and that “Legalisation of homosexuality is an attack on Indian religious and moral values,” a statement not to be taken lightly, when coming from religious leaders of Islam.[17]

  14. Marsha Lahwe says:

    It is doubtful that Phil Robertson owns any Stanley Clarke or Al Jarreau albums. Perhaps that explains the anger.

  15. Because says:

    Little Chucky, in his jammies
    Makes a yucky, thinks of Pammy

    Burma Shave

  16. Bunk X says:

    Status: blocked
    Deleted Comments: 59
    Karma: 52956
    Links: 214
    Registration Date/Time: 07-Jan-08 12:23 PM

    I missed the offending post, so if anyone has an answer/link, inquiring minds want to know.

  17. Octopus says:

    “This is me, done.” Fatass’s last words on the Lewd-Wankster. 😆 Wottaputz!!!

    • Bunk X says:

      Re-reading LVQ’s awesome shows who the fatsos are, by noting who took offense (Linane, Viscous Bouche, Wenchwrench, Reine, Obdicunt, Gus, etc.) at the the fact that there’s no such thing as “low metabolism” unless you’ve fallen through the ice and your body reverts to suspended animation. That Charles shut down proven biological science says that Ludwig hit a big fat cellulite-filled nerve.

  18. Octopus says:

    Btw, that thread Chen posted showed that Lewdy was the propagator of “loose,” instead of “lose.” The recent reappearance of the misused “loose” makes one think the Olde Bugger who used to dance around in a merkin might be going all stabby and frank with us, of late. This all makes perfect cents, to sirius students of the swamp. 😉

  19. Doppel Milyo says:

    DoD admins

    this really should have been the last post of the year because the laugh factor cannot be replicated

    and Charles being so fat that fucker could die any time. I’d hate for this to not be his lack thread but when he does die I hope he has open reg wink wink Charles.