Please help Charles with Christmas money

It seems losing 90% of your traffic, your company going under and not getting any music gigs has effected Charles Johnson’s finances. In a desperate please for help he turns to his LGF readers to help him with money. Charles implores his readers to shop through his Amazon store!

Amazon Christmas Amazon Christmas2 Amazon Christmas3 Amazon Christmas4

Charles needs Christmas money obviously.


85 Comments on “Please help Charles with Christmas money”

  1. swamprat says:

    Why is he promoting a holiday that celebrates the central event of a theology which he rejects?

  2. swamprat says:

    This is like charles selling *Dominionist* coffee cups and t-shirts.
    Or tickets to a Rand Paul speech.
    Do Republicans raise money for George Soros?
    Why is charles selling stuff for that which he stands against?

  3. poteen2 says:

    Charlie. Phil Robertson just defied the LGBT Gestapo. Write a post condemning him as a bigoted, racist homophobe. Do it. He thinks female parts are better than man butt for sex. That sounds like a war on women too. What a wingnut. A sexist wingnut. Do it Charlie. Your dozen followers might donate enough for a bag of Cheetos.

  4. swamprat says:

    charles is now somehow concerned about the NSA as he encourages Christmas shopping at his atheist blog.

    Circumstance influenced ethics.

  5. Bunk X says:

    BTW, this store is open 24/7.
    Penis penis penis lol.

  6. ImPaki says:

    Why is Chunky fretting and squealing so much?

    Nothing douses hellfire lie a few Mountain Dew bottles full of urine.

    Or so I’ve heard… 😀

    • Arachne says:

      Hee. Erick Erickson has the gig substituting for Rush Limbaugh tomorrow – national audience of 20 million listeners. Tell us, Lardass, when will you be taking the microphone for your buddy Alan Colmes – national audience of 20 dogs who were unfortunate enough to be left alone at home with the radio on.

  7. Barry Soetoro, esq says:

    I spent about 3 thousand bucks this year on Amazon.Com

    and had you not blocked me, I would have used your links

    just wanted you to know that


  8. Juan Epstein says:

    Amazon isn’t a corporation and they don’t sell products produced by corporations so there’s no hypocritical bro-opting that evil Christianity for profit happening here.

    Rest easy.

  9. Doppel Milyo says:

    He gots no dough
    Says click my links
    His content’s thin
    What’s left just stinks

    have a shitty impoverished Christmas shave

  10. Because NTTAWWT says:

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  12. Because Looks like we have a new thread says:

    • Arachne says:

      Keep telling yourself that, Buddha Boy. I’m sure your fellow drones will eat it up. Hell, Crackhead Barbie, the DNC chair, snotted at Michele Malkin that she’d be eating her words when Dems win on OCare. I said, cool – now stop delaying the mandates, bitch, and we’ll see.

    • d says:

      The comments in the original add on WaPo’s Wonkblog are comical too. Most are pointing out they’re full of shit and Obunglecare really is a crap sandwhich and premiums are going to skyrocket yearly. As one commenter put it:

      However. The rates this year are already very high for most people. Since that is just the starting point and the rising cost of medical services has not been addressed then insurance premiums are going to rise every year by considerable amounts just as they have for years past regardless of the young/old mix of exchange buyers. People are being asked to add a monthly payment to their already strained budgets that ranges from car payment size to house payment size. I suspect that many who have already signed up are going to have a hard time coming up with the payments month after month and when/if a financial crunch hits and something has to be dropped that insurance premiums will be one of the first to go. Imagine a young and healthy person looking at his or her monthly payments trying to decide what to get rid of. Car? Can’t. Rent or house payment? Can’t. Food and utilities. Can’t. Then you get to possibles…cell phone, satellite or cable subscriptions, internet, entertainment or health insurance premiums for a policy that has not been used.

    • icekoldebassman says:

      Gee, chunk, apparently people much ‘smarter’ than you, on your side of the aisle wish to disagree.

  13. Zeus Crankypants says:

    This doesn’t make sense. If you paid Charles not to see ads on his site, isn’t this a breach of his contract with those users who anted up good money to block ads?

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      if you pay his premium membership and cut and paste a single breitbart link and he blocks you, do you get a refund?

      something tells me : No you do not get a refund.
      you get bid adieu, and if you complain you get your identity outed

      Charles is a dick. that’s why he’s begging for pennies instead of sitting on a pot of gold like ace and Jim Hoft et al

  14. Because NTTAWWT says:

    poteen2 :
    Charlie. Phil Robertson just defied the LGBT Gestapo. Write a post condemning him as a bigoted, racist homophobe. Do it. He thinks female parts are better than man butt for sex. That sounds like a war on women too. What a wingnut. A sexist wingnut. Do it Charlie. Your dozen followers might donate enough for a bag of Cheetos.

    What’s interesting about this brouhaha is that Robertson set a trap, and GLAAD walked right into it. The conversation used to be about identity. What they’re hooting and hollering now about is Phil’s comparison of anal sex to bestiality. IOW, it’s no longer about whether it’s ok to ‘be gay’, it’s now about buttsex.

    I think they’re going to rue the day they took the bait on this one. People may think it’s fine to ‘be gay’, but they’re not fine with buttsex. After spending all these years convincing everybody that the issue was over identity, now they’ve allowed some Cajun redneck to expose them as really being about behavior.

    And they’re the smart ones?

    • Arachne says:

      The Boycott A&E facebook page now has 700,000 likes. Duck Dynasty is the highest rated show on cable period and I doubt the rest of the family will film if Phil is excluded, as A&E has done. Glenn Beck has invited them to produce their show for his network, The Blaze TV, and others are calling for them to move the show to CMT.

      A&E has stepped in it for sure.

  15. Octopus says:

    If only the Unicorn Messiah could now produce proof that the whole thing was an epic troll, it would be hilarious and effective as a way of drawing attention to the dumpster-fire known popularly as Obamacare. Rich Lowry speculated thusly, anyway.

    Pajama Boy is about as threatening as Michael Cera and so nerdy he could guest-host on an unwatched MSNBC show. He is probably reading The Bell Jar and looking forward to a hearty Christmas meal of stuffed tofurkey. If he has anything to say about it, Obamacare enrollments will spike in the next few weeks in Williamsburg and Ann Arbor.

    Perhaps the goal of OFA was to create a readily mockable image to draw attention to its message, in which case Pajama Boy was a brilliantly successful troll. The right immediately Photoshopped him into the Mandela funeral selfie and emblazoned his photo with derisive lines like, “Hey girl, I live with my parents,” and, “How did you know I went to Oberlin?”

    But it’s hard not to see Pajama Boy as an expression of the Obama vision, just like his forbear Julia, the Internet cartoon from the 2012 campaign. Pajama Boy is Julia’s little brother. She progressed through life without any significant family or community connections. He is the picture of perpetual adolescence. Neither is a symbol of self-reliant, responsible adulthood.

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    • d says:

      Hmmmm, founder of eBay backs Greenwald’s media venture to the tune of 10s of millions. eBay hawks Zimmerman’s art work to the tune of 6 figs. Coincidence? Chunk thinks not:

  19. Doppel Milyo says:

    Because NTTAWWT :

    every single dead POTUS is rolling over in his grave. (Except for maybe Taft who is too fat to roll over)
    This is a disgrace to the Office of the POTUS

    we are doomed

  20. Captain Death says:

    swamprat :
    Why is he promoting a holiday that celebrates the central event of a theology which he rejects?

    I was thinking the exact same thing.

  21. Octopus says:

    When he said, “Modeling is exhausting,” I had to stop. I just couldn’t even.

    I suspect he’s going to grow up into a conservative gent someday, and hate that he was used in this manner. He’ll still have those pj’s, though.

  22. Octopus says:

    Captain Death :

    swamprat :
    Why is he promoting a holiday that celebrates the central event of a theology which he rejects?

    I was thinking the exact same thing.

    You guys aren’t implying that he’s hypocritical, or lacks self-awareness, are you?

    • Captain Death says:

      Umm come to think of it – yes! Fat Fuck was always an atheist and now he is trying to make money off of something that he is viscerally opposed to.

  23. d says:

    It’s a pretty perverted idea if you think about it. A raging anti-Christian atheist anti-corporate profits Marxist blogger encouraging Christmas shopping through Amazon for the sole purpose of personal profit. That’s just got WTF??!! written all over it.

  24. rightymouse says:

    Never underestimate CJ’s ability to tweet utterly stupid garbage that makes people laugh at him.

    • rightymouse says:

      Charlie, you’re a bigoted & ignorant hack.

      • Arachne says:

        Really Fatass? Because you on the left don’t seem to have any problem with the vulgarity and smears coming out of the mouths of everybody over at MSNBC. Now shut your fucking hypocritical ass UP.

        BTW, I would point out that several Black individuals i spoke to on the bus gave a thumb’s up to Robinson’s remarks last night, saying that he’s only saying what they believe as well. So, I guess on top of all that, Fatass is RAAAAACIST as well.

      • Arachne says:

        Oh, and I would like to point out the gay writer over at Time that said the reaction of GLAAD to Roberson’s remarks said more about THEIR bigotry than Robertsons. And BTW, did Robertson say anything about not giving them jobs? harming them? beating them up? treating them poorly? No. Just said he disagreed with the lifestyle and didn’t see the point.

    • Arachne says:

      Of course, no one is paying any attention to him at this point. Not that they ever did.
      Except here.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      Charles only likes the Men of faith that toss gays off of Minarets

      • Abu 3X Penis says:

        I always wondered why minarets had to be so tall.
        Funny how the muzzies bitch when local codes restrict the 80′ desired height. Have to restrict a building with tons of explosives. Should be below grade. Say, six feet?

        You wrote “…toss gays off…”. **Butt-Head laugh**

  25. Octopus says:

    Just occurred to me to that one reason why Fatass doesn’t discuss Obamacare, and his experience with it, is because he found out that his $2000 annual income from his blog, together with the debt on his house and his dwindling income from his inheritance, entitles him to practically free healthcare with a very low deductible. He might just get that lap-band thing done!

  26. Octopus says:

    Irony Meter just exploded. Is there a spare in the boiler room?

  27. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: I wish I could go back to that idyllic age five years ago when I was actually relevant and everyone had heard of Little Green footballs. Good times. 😆

  28. Octopus says:

    Even Harvey Levin, the gay owner of TMZ who is all about political correctness and progressive issues promotion on a daily basis, thinks A&E is giving Robertson a raw deal.

  29. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: Be nice to imbecilic, moonbatted sycophants and they’ll be giving you up-dingies. 😆

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  31. Because WTF is he mumbling about? says: