Who is obsessed with whom?

In a single tweet, Charles displays two of his defining qualities: his narcissistic need to make everything about him, and his perpetual projection of his own maladjustments onto others.

@rsmccain posted yet another diatribe about ME.

Being a Deranged Stalker™, and always eager for new a diatribe about Charles Johnson, I hopped over to The Other McCain and read You Stay Classy, LGF . What I found was an article whose sole reference to Charles, occurring in paragraph 4 no less, is

  • For some reason I’ve never understood, Jim Hoft has always been hated by Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs, …

One dispassionate statement of fact. The quoted sentence finishes, “one of whose ignorant minions posted this despicable hatefulness:”. No accusation that Charles authored the contemptible piece. After 5 more Charles-Johnson-less paragraphs, McCain closes with

  • Of course, no one should ever expect human sympathy from any of the vile selfish left-wing creeps at Little Green Footballs.

It’s not about you Charles, it’s about your cesspool and it’s residents.
I’m starting to think he has a crush.

In the pantheon of Charles’obsessions (Palin, Beck, Breitbart, Geller, Greenwald, etc.) McCain is well represented. The World’s Greatest Blog Search Engine® turned up 81 front page posts about him or prominently mentioning him. Also on display is Charles’ penchant for using derogatory labels each and every time he mentions the objects of his obsession (ICYMI).

UPDATE: I have no idea why comments are not enabled on this post. Rest assured we have our top minds working on the issue.

UPDATE: Comment problem fixed! Our top minds were busy, so I figured it out.


45 Comments on “Who is obsessed with whom?”

  1. Abu says:

    Charles’ charm is his ability to unwittingly accuse others of his secret thoughts, especially White Supremacy!!!1!1!1 What a hate filled jackass.

    “Our top minds were busy, so I figured it out”. Lol.

  2. St. Pancake says:

    Chuckles is really projecting his ‘crush’ on Glenn Greenwald penis penis penis lol

  3. Octopus says:

    The insanest stalking song of all time? I know there are others, but this fits right now, right here. Fatass, you are nailed to the wall. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Yes, the asswipe who plinks guitar in this song could have covered for Chunky in any of his ridiculous jazzy-poop gigs. And vice-versa…maybe.

  4. Octopus says:

    Penis penis penis LOL! 🙂

  5. Octopus says:


  6. Octopus says:

    Always “insane.” Everyone who Chunky fixates upon as “Teh Other,” is automatically classified as crazy-cuckoo-nutso. This is a very advanced case of projection-as-coping-mechanism, for a hopelessly unstable personality. Yes, we’ve covered this before. The content is kinda thin, though. 😉

    Knuckles the dog was a very good dog, though. That much we know.

  7. Pakimon says:

    So any criticism of His Royal Chunkiness gets you the overtly cretinous, white supremacist, openly racist, neo-confederate, creepy, nationalist, vile, insane, knuckle dragging, wacko, neo-nazi, throwback pig blogger label?

    A small price to pay to compel Chunky to bloviate hysterically… 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      I noticed that R.S. McCain didn’t get the coveted “creationist” label from King Chunkles the Turd</strike Third.

      Was it forgetfulness on King Chunky's part?

      Does Mr. McCain need to "step up his game" concerning his commentary on The Chunkster?

      So many questions… 😆

      • WordPress "Strike" Feature Nazi says:

        Paki has been found guilty of screwing up the WordPress “strike” feature and is sentenced to the kitchen to make avocado sammiches for any obese pony-tailed bloggers who demand them for one day.

      • swamprat says:

        Strangely, “global warming denier” is not being bandied about. I wonder what changed?

  8. Pakimon says:

    #57 on the above list caught my eye:

    Must Read: Barrett Brown’s Take-Down of Wacko Blogger R.S. McCain

    Wait a minute…

    I thought Chunkles denounced Barrett Brown as a junkie who stole his private e-mails and should be ignored.

    I guess Barrett Brown’s Take-down of Corpulent Pony-Tailed Blogger Charles Johnson didn’t make his “Must Read” list. 😆

  9. rightymouse says:

    Diatribe about Charlie? He doth protest too much, methinks.

    LGF IS JUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. rightymouse says:

    And it’s still all about Charlie!!!!!!!!!!

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Stole from him? How be dat?

    • PeteP says:

      Don’t lie Chuck. I read the post and it wasn’t about you, it was about Obamacare. He only mentioned you is passing and as an example of how Democrats like you who supposedly care about people with medical issues really don’t care or are clueless about how the new system works.

      No Fatboy, you’re not as important as you think.

  11. rightymouse says:

    I think it’s great that he’s directing traffic over to Hoft & Weasel Zippers, though. 😆

  12. rightymouse says:


    • Stonemason says:

      Let me get this straight Charles; you are proud that you are an asshole? Seriously? And by you #winning definition, you have lost…just count your own obsessive, nasty, bigoted posts about others you simply don’t agree with.
      And as usual, if you would like to discuss this we can do so here, or, if you aren’t scared of me anymore, over at your cesspool of a site. Just reinstate me.
      Or are you still hurting from the beat-downs I gave you over Park 51?

    • Doppel Milyo says:



  13. Because Lulz says:

    Brunettes with glasses, and redheads with gunz.

  14. swamprat says:

    Charles seems to be a bit agitated.

  15. swamprat says:

    All he did was ignore (and simultaniously spin) a serious problem with the new mandatory medical system while mocking a mans’ serious health issues.

  16. Doppel Milyo says:

    and by your tweets so shall they know you

    ICYMI : fuck you Charles!

  17. Voltaire's Crack says:

    rightymouse :
    And it’s still all about Charlie!!!!!!!!!!

    Does anyone know the back-story on the alleged ‘theft’ referred to?

    The irony being what, that it is actually Charles who is the bigoted cretin?

  18. Captain Death says:

    I think Charles is going through menopause (for the second time in his life).

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