That evil Reagan

Charles Tweets out implying that Castro was a better person than Ronald Reagan.

 

Yup, that Castro was a swell guy!

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188 Comments on “That evil Reagan”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Where to begin? The Stupid…it burns.

  2. Arachne says:

    Right Fatass. And your proof of this is what?
    Oh that’s right, I forgot – smear merchant liars don’t need proof. Or research.

  3. Because says:

    If opposing sanctions is “supporting apartheid”, then Obama is supporting Iran’s nukes.

  4. rightymouse says:

    Fatso thinks that Mandela should be above reproach & that Reagan should have had a mind-meld with him or something. The NYT disagrees with fatso.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/07/world/africa/mandela-politics.html?hp&_r=0

  5. Arachne says:

    I notice that Blubberbutt’s gotten off the subject of Barrett Brown. Anyone think he got a DM or email from Anonymous advising him to knock it off or there would be “consequences”??

  6. rightymouse says:

    lolwut???

    • Because says:

      Keep in mind that half of his lizards weren’t there. The demographic profile of LGF is a bit odd, to say the least. Remember the 50+ yo college students?

    • Arachne says:

      You were THERE? What a fucking crock of shit he’s peddling – is this twit trying to imply that he was involved in the Reagan administration? I will bet you my next paycheck everything Chuckie Three Chins knows about Reagan and Apartheid was learned this morning in a Google search.

      • Because says:

        I think he means he is over 40, and remembers the Reagan era. Well, duh. He’s well past that stick in the road.

      • Because says:

        OTOH, wasn’t he running all over the world in his orange overalls doing the Barry white guy funk thing when Reagan was president?

    • Juan Epstein says:

      For two days.

      And he touched you on the shoulder.

    • dwells38 says:

      Yeah, wearing an orange jump suit and a fu manchu mustache! And this is supposed to lend credibility?

  7. Arachne says:

    Notice that Chucky Three Chins is talking generalities – not specifics. Someone who was there could argue specific points and relate. Nichols is eating him for breakfast and this clown is too stupid to realize it.

    • dwells38 says:

      Right. That was back when he was a liberal before he was a conservative before he was a liberal again later. Quite a track record there you fat dumbassed addled loser.

  8. Arachne says:

    Because :

    I think he means he is over 40, and remembers the Reagan era. Well, duh. He’s well past that stick in the road.

    That whole “I know I was there” is garbage when it comes to Fatass. I doubt that he paid any attention to the situation in South Africa. I doubt he could give specifics about Iran / Contra either. The real problem for him is that there are people who HAVE made real study of this period, people who were engaged in the politics of the time and they are turning him into a fajita. He offers no real argument to a man who probably knows more about the politics in this situation than Fatass knows about Mouse-ka-mania.

  9. Arachne says:

    Because :

    OTOH, wasn’t he running all over the world in his orange overalls doing the Barry white guy funk thing when Reagan was president?

    He probably didn’t even KNOW Reagan was President.

  10. Arachne says:

    BTW, if you look at the people he’s engaging on Twitter on this subject, he is getting effing PWNED by them.

    • Octopus says:

      I was going to mention that — he’s getting creamed! 😆

      Just like always. He NEVER wins a twitter-battle. 😦

      • Arachne says:

        He’s now moved away from the people with brains and is now posting something he’s intimately acquainted with – bullshit jazz fusion.

  11. Because Barry says:

    • Octopus says:

      BLEAGGHH!

      Sorry, I hate that kind of crap. I know some people like jazzy jazz-fusion and whatnot, but it does nothing for me, but annoy and ruin a good mood.

    • dwells38 says:

      Circa what? 1986? Mike Brecker’s dead and frankly neither of the Brecker brother’s ever did anything important music-wise. They were effective marketers and hard workers, I’ll give’em that. Mike became an awsome jazz tenor sax player but he was always given much more credit than due IMO. Lot’s of guys get all over the tenor. Randy was a top notch trumpeter but once again, merely emulated the real greats. I heard him recently with one of my teachers Tim Hagans on a Youtube vid from Sweden and he sounds great but he’s absorbed the modern post-bop sound as a student, not an innovator. He sounds more like Tim than the other way around. Tim never wanted to sound like Randy Brecker. This just tells me Chunky can’t tell watered down derivative crap from real music.

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    And there wasn’t a Cold War.

    ANC wasn’t supported by USSR.

    And the Cubans weren’t fighting the SA army on the Angola border.

    And GWB wasn’t the US preezy to take Mandela off the terrorist list.

    Bro-opting is the new word for the day.

    And side note to AMERICAN liberals and others. He was South African. Stop envying that there’s no apartheid in the us.

    • Arachne says:

      Blubbercheeks reminds me of those condescending liberal twats that just so WISH that they were Black and identify with them SO much. Which is complete BS. If you ever engage them in conversation, they describe anyone being referenced by their race or ethnic background. This uberlib person I know will start a conversation with “Well Betty, she’s a Black lady, said…..” And the fact that Betty is Black has nothing to do with the fact that Betty is annoyed by people who snore loudly on the bus.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s so true. Libturds are obsessed with race, to the point of near-madness. It’s hilarious, as well as disgusting, because they continually show their own racism in subtle and un-subtle (like our recent troll) ways that would never even occur to most free-thinking conservatives.

      • Because says:

        Libs need to classify everything. It’s a neurological thing. Once I sneezed, and a lib said that I was a “hay fever person”. No, dumbfork, I’m a person who was dealing with a temporary allergy.

        It’s sort of a caste kind of thinking. You are a ____. Everything about you follows from the fact that you’re a ____. If you’re a ____, you’ll always be a ____.

        Life must really suck when you’re such a fatalist.

  13. Octopus says:

    Go Spartans!! 😈

    The wife and I are both Michigan grads, but the youngest is plowing through Michigan State like a farmgirl on a mission. It’s a cow college, you know. Among other things, these days, such as a fine football program on a serious roll.

    Plus, they’re going to be beating up on and embarrassing the OSU Buckeyes this evening, the worst team with the worst fans in the whole world. It’s going to be GREAT! 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      The BCS loves Ohio State. They’ll do everything they can to get them in the title game. I’m so for the Spartans tonight, and I’ll be dressing in green. I’d indulge in spirits but I have to go into the office tomorrow to assist in trial prep for Monday. Hey – it’s $60 an hour – happy to do it.

      • Octopus says:

        You know, I hadn’t thought of that, but it doesn’t take much to turn the tide of a close game. It’s funny how the calls seem to go the favorites’ way, this time of year. MSU is already famous for shooting themselves in the foot in big football games, so it wouldn’t necessarily mess with the script…

        I will be sure to do an extra shot for you tonight, Arachne. It’s hard for me to root for MSU, and my MSU brothers never root for UM no matter what, but now that I’m paying tuition and have a Spartans t-shirt, I’m going to go all out. Watching you, refs!

      • rightymouse says:

        **cough**

        GO BUCKEYES!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Abu Ditka says:

      Rightymouse is NOT going to like your description of the Buckeyes. I’m watching Auburn and Missu and no body can tackle. Pathetic! It’s like watching my Chicago Bears. 😦

  14. Arachne says:

    Octopus :

    You know, I hadn’t thought of that, but it doesn’t take much to turn the tide of a close game. It’s funny how the calls seem to go the favorites’ way, this time of year. MSU is already famous for shooting themselves in the foot in big football games, so it wouldn’t necessarily mess with the script…

    I will be sure to do an extra shot for you tonight, Arachne. It’s hard for me to root for MSU, and my MSU brothers never root for UM no matter what, but now that I’m paying tuition and have a Spartans t-shirt, I’m going to go all out. Watching you, refs!

    In the NFL, it’s the Patriots that always seem to have those miracle calls that move them down the field and win the game.

    I’m a Cal alum, and our team’s pretty much been in the toilet since Aaron Effing Rodgers graduated, so I find myself living vicariously living through the SEC.

    • Octopus says:

      So right, about the Pats. I’m a big Brady fan from his Michigan days, but the calls sure do seem to go their way. Much as the calls go against the Lions, which is mostly their own fault, but not always. Maybe.

      Gee, I was hoping Rightymouse would see what I said about Ohio State and their horrible fans, and be offended. She must be in the kitchen, making sammiches for her knuckle-dragging Ohio menfolk. Sorry, ‘Mouse!

  15. Juan Epstein says:

    And he didn’t “support apartheid”

    Bro-opt.

  16. Because says:

    You mean like Obama unfreezing 7 billion of Iranian assets? Like that?

  17. Bunk X says:

    [Andrea] Mitchell and [Gay] McDougall both failed to describe the full context of Reagan not backing Mandela. In a Thursday article examining the complexity of Mandela’s legacy, Brietbart’s Joel Pollak, originally from South Africa, explained:

    The ANC [African National Congress] remained banned in the country [South Africa], but its military wing continued to operate within Southern Africa, with assistance from the Soviet Union. The decision to align with the Soviet Union would later haunt the ANC, as it alienated the United States and Great Britain, which were otherwise inclined to support the anti-apartheid movement (and did so, albeit in limited fashion). While Mandela was in prison, the Soviet-trained leaders of the ANC’s army committed human rights abuses in military camps outside the country, and used terror attacks on civilians inside South Africa.

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/kyle-drennen/2013/12/06/nbc-and-abc-manage-bash-reagan-during-mandela-coverage

  18. Octopus says:

    Isn’t it “fun,” the way the Left has managed to turn the death of Mandela into a Reagan-bashing exercise? 😆

    You know damn well that shitty line of thinkin’ came down from the top-libturds at Media Murders. “Hey, people are going to recall Mandela being a Commie, and his wife Minnie a murderer, so we need to get out ahead of this thing and sling some crap around. Let’s dig up Reagan, and roast his ass one more time.”

    • Arachne says:

      The left has a big problem in that the people loved Reagan then, they love Reagan now. I remember when he passed and the MSM was unprepared for the true outpouring of grief by the Nation. I also remember the despicable Clintons falling asleep at the national service. And the incredible fortitude of his widow.

      After that, the left immediately went to work trying to distort and smear him. It hasn’t worked.

      By the way, folks, does anyone remember Fatass publishing any threads at the time Reagan passed expressing indignation about South Africa? Sanctions? Mandela? Perhaps the remnants of our BRC can find the threads from that day.

  19. Bunk X says:

    47 Charles Tue, Jul 14, 2009 6:15:06pm
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    Hey Charles I didn’t know you have been to South Africa. Would you care to share? When and where did you visit. I hope you got to a game farm or two.

    I was there with Al Jarreau in ‘94. Spent almost a month, in Johannesburg, Durban, Pretoria, and Cape Town. I met Nelson Mandela and shook his hand backstage.

    52 Macker Tue, Jul 14, 2009 6:16:54pm
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    So Charles, was Nelson or Winnie the DFC?

    58 Charles Tue, Jul 14, 2009 6:21:04pm
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    As for the game farm — we actually did start on an expedition to one, but one of the tour company’s vans broke down on the way there, so half of the band spent a whole day by the side of the road.

    re: #57 Erik The Red

    Nelson Mandela must have been one of the best highlights of the trip.
    Any video clips of you on that trip?

    We did a couple of TV shows during that time — I’m sure there is video somewhere.

    • Bunk X says:

      Same tour – the jazzy ponytail shows up at 01:18 & 02:20 doing some weird neck jerks. 03:15 & 04:25 are fun, too.

      • Arachne says:

        I guess Fatass didn’t appeal much to the camera dude – the percussionist’s HANDS got more screen time.

      • Bunk X says:

        Jazzy didn’t appeal much to Al Jarreau either.

      • Bunk X says:

        When the BRC was researching The Ruse and Fail series, nobody who worked with Charlie Three Chins responded to emails. I imagine they remembered him, rolled their eyes (oh yeah, that guy) and hit delete.

      • Octopus says:

        That is such rubbish. I’m sorry. “You don’t see me,” repeated 1000 times with odd noises and a “tricky” beat. Gag me. But first, plug my ears with some play-doh or something.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Is it me, or is Erik the Red subtly calling “BS” on Chuckie’s claims?

  20. rightymouse says:

    “I’m sure there is a video somewhere”.
    You mean you don’t know????????????? 😯

  21. Arachne says:

    Yeah – TV in South Africa saved the video of Fatass – because he was, you know, WORLD FAMOUS.

  22. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    I call Bullshit on Charles meeting Mandela.

    • Arachne says:

      Notice he says “shook his hand backstage.” In what city?
      Who the hell brings the President “backstage” like they’re a some kind of fan? You would think they would bring the band OUT to meet him.

      • Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

        There are about a million people that can say they shook a politicians hand.
        The guy cleaning the toilets at the gig shook mandelas hand.

        And Charies was critical of Mandela before the Iraq war.
        He prolly memory holed that though.

    • Because says:

      I call Charles on Mandela meeting Bullshit.

    • Bunk X says:

      “Hello, Mr. President. I’m Charles Johnson.”
      “Nice to meet you, Barry.”

  23. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    And Castro is such a great man. Back when Reagan was president people were swimming from Miami to Cuba.to get that grea Cuban commie freedom. Like every day.

    • Arachne says:

      I’m sure Fatass had no problem with that poor kid Elian Gonzales being taken at the point of an M-16 by one of Janet Reno’s goons because he was going back to the workers’ paradise that is Cuba.

      • Octopus says:

        Check it: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/57416_Elian_Gonzalez_Joins_Cubas_Com

        Elian Gonzalez Joins Cuba’s Communist Youth Union
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        We really did this kid a favor when we sent him back to Cuba after his mother drowned trying to successfully get him to the U.S.

        “Eight years after a headline making international custody fight which ended with his return to his father in Cuba, Elian Gonzalez has joined Cuba’s Young Communist Union.

        In an article in Cuba’s communist youth newspaper, Juventud Rebelde, the 14-year old Gonzalez said he would never let ex-President Fidel Castro and his brother Raul Castro down. He joined more than 18-thousand others who joined the group on Saturday.”

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  24. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Arachne :
    Yeah – TV in South Africa saved the video of Fatass – because he was, you know, WORLD FAMOUS.

    Fatso said he’s world famous? LOL

    • Arachne says:

      No, our vile nic’d new resident troll was chiding us on the other thread that we’ve done nothing but Charles is a WORLD FAMOUS guitarist.

      Although, I’m sure Blubberbutt hints when he can that he’s well known in the music business. Which probably explains why he’s no longer part of it and goes orgasmic over the prospect of a $3.40 royalty check from a song he barely contributed to.

  25. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Whirled famous

  26. Minnow says:

    It is widely known that Mandela was a groupie to several -ahem- B-string bands. That’s why he and Winnie ended up getting a divorce. Winnie once wanted Nelson to see a James Brown concert with her, but he declined. She caught him back stage several times with the likes of The Partridge Family, Dread Zeppelin, Vanilla Ice and the like….

    • Because says:

      That’s not as bad as the time he was being a roadie for Icarus J. “Where you want your amp, Barry?”

  27. Minnow says:

    I wonder what Stanley called Barry? Barry? Gary? Larry? Inquiring minds want to know….

  28. rightymouse says:

    GO BUCKEYES!!!!!!! 🙂

  29. rightymouse says:

    Octopus :
    So right, about the Pats. I’m a big Brady fan from his Michigan days, but the calls sure do seem to go their way. Much as the calls go against the Lions, which is mostly their own fault, but not always. Maybe.
    Gee, I was hoping Rightymouse would see what I said about Ohio State and their horrible fans, and be offended. She must be in the kitchen, making sammiches for her knuckle-dragging Ohio menfolk. Sorry, ‘Mouse!

    Yeah. If you aren’t really sorry now, I hope you’ll be later. 🙂

    And hubby is having turkey/gravy leftovers with mashed potatoes & veggies. 🙂

    • Abu says:

      No halftime sammaches? For shame!

    • Octopus says:

      Funny, I cooked a turkey tonight, and served it up for the wife and daughter #2 with sweet potatoes and cheesy broccoli. They had to wait until 7 to eat, but they were effusive in their praise of the cook. Plus, we have massive leftovers, with about a pint of turkey juice in the fridge, two big freezer bags of meat, and a carcass in the pot waiting until tomorrow to turn into soup. Thanks, Mr. Honeysuckle White Guy!

      I expect to be sorry later, for rooting for MSU. That’s the nice thing about rooting for MSU, as we’ve always said, somewhat snarkily: You expect to lose the big games to UM, ND and OSU, so when you lose, oh well. When you pull off the upset, WOOOO-HOOOOO!!! BURN THE COUCHES, AND SMASH SOME STREETLIGHTS!1! It’s an okay position for a fan. 😉

      I might be in jail tomorrow, is what I’m saying.

  30. Bunk X says:

    Arachne :
    By the way, folks, does anyone remember Fatass publishing any threads at the time Reagan passed expressing indignation about South Africa? Sanctions? Mandela? Perhaps the remnants of our BRC can find the threads from that day.

    Most of Charles’ comments on Reagan came during his anti-creationist rants, and later, comparisons to GOP presidential candidates.

    Retrieved from the Memory Hole:

    140 Charles Fri, Jun 11, 2004 10:09:42am

    By the way, Gorbachev was no reformer, and Blackman’s attempt to portray him as such is deeply dishonest. “Gorby” had to be dragged kicking and screaming into his grudging reforms; if not for the strength of purpose shown by the Reagan administration and the constant economic and military pressure, the Soviet Union would exist today.

    Here’s Charles’ first mention of Nelson Mandela in a thread:

    5 Charles Fri, Nov 16, 2001 10:23:59am
    “Rabidly pro-war?” You mean, like Nelson Mandela?

    That link is dead (redirects to Obama’s “briefing room”) but CJ was referring to Mandela’s support of GWB:

    PRESIDENT MANDELA: Well, firstly, I would like to express my deepest sympathies for the crash that took place today. It’s unfortunate that that would happen at this time, when the United States lost so many people on the 11th of September. But I know that you have quite a strong leader, and the people of the United States of America can face disaster, and I’m sure that they will overcome this unfortunate incident.

    I also want to say that one of the reasons for coming here is to be able to express my support for the President for his action in Afghanistan. The United States of America lost 5,000 people, innocent people, and it is quite correct for the President to ensure that the terrorists, those masterminds, as well as those who have executed the action and survived, are to be punished heavily.

    And it would be disastrous if the President gave in to the call that the army must now withdraw, before he has actually flushed out the terrorists. That would be disaster. They will claim that they have defeated the United States of America, and they will continue doing the same thing. So I support him to continue until those terrorists have been tracked down.

    PRESIDENT BUSH: Mr. President, you don’t have to worry about me. We are going to bring them to justice. And I want to thank you for your support.

    http://boards.fool.com/mandela-uniformly-supports-bush-16107567.aspx?sort=whole

    • Arachne says:

      Interesting, and thank you for that “resurrection.” After 9/11 the World pretty much agreed with Bush going to Afghanistan, especially since he had simply told their government that hostilities could be avoided if they turned over that dirtbag bin Laden and his henchmen. They didn’t, and the coalition said “time to pay the piper, assholes.”

      • Bunk X says:

        Yep. And since Turkey wouldn’t give the US airspace, and Saddam was still being a dick, Bagram was a nice acquisition.

  31. Octopus says:

    Oh, my. 10-0, Sparty. What have we here? 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      Un oh.

      Auburn handily spanked Mizzou, but I go nuts during games where BOTH teams are named The Tigers. My poor football kitteh – who must always support the kitty-cat teams, doesn’t know where to turn.

      • Octopus says:

        I’m so allergic to cats, I get sneezin’ just reading about them.

        Tide has turned like a tsunami, in MSU-OSU game. 24-17 Buckeyes, and no signs of life on the green side. Kind of sad!

  32. Octopus says:

    The Urban Empire strikes back! 17-7, MSU. This will be a shootout, looks like.

  33. Octopus says:

    That was hilarious when Gaping Butthole said Chunky was “world famous.” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Not even in Nerdyjazzland. He has ZERO name-recognition, outside of the few people (us) who choose to remember and mock him from his LGF salad-daze.

    • Arachne says:

      I picture Fatass standing in the Starbucks line (that is,when he panhandles enough for a Vente Mocha) saying in a loud voice “Do you all k now who I used to be??”

      • Octopus says:

        All the dudebros and gals in line say, ” !” In other words, they just want to get their overpriced coffee and leave, before the fat dirty person with the ponytail makes eye-contact with them. 😯

      • Minnow says:

        Yeah, I’m the guy with the Bray Mou’ and the orange bibs dudebro’…. Yeah, you can call me Barry! High Five!!!

      • Bunk X says:

        Charlie Three Chins would never say “y’all,” but the hipsters would say, “Get outta my way, butthead.”

      • Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

        I don’t picture him leaving his living room

    • dwells38 says:

      Eggzackly. I am self-appointed goofy jazz nerd #1 here and I attest Fat Chunk is a nothing even in that loozer reject world 🙂 LOL!

  34. Minnow says:

    Yay…. the Aggies didn’t lose this week!

  35. Octopus says:

    Take a moment and enjoy some real musical innovation:

  36. Octopus says:

    17-17. We have a new game. Our MSU student has retired to her room, to continue studying for finals this week. We are feeling some angst, the wife and I. Another Molson!

  37. Octopus says:

    As MSU joins the season of gift-giving, let’s enjoy another Christmas story, where a woodland critter experiences its first Critter Christmas:

  38. Minnow says:

    calo :
    Yes, I know. Johnnie Football didnt quite live up to expectations this year. And, Baylor quite handily beat UT today, too.

    So – there is a God!?! 🙂 (Re: Baylor vs. UT)

  39. Octopus says:

    Hope somebody’s awake and solvent enough to bail me out!

    http://tinyurl.com/p3bl72f

  40. Octopus says:

    http://www.freep.com/article/20131207/COL01/312070073/Mitch-Albom-Will-there-ever-be-another-Mandela-

    Detroit’s trustiest libturd-asswipe deifies Mandela. Count the misstatements of fact in his article, if you care. 🙄

    I don’t want to be like Chunky, dropping names of people I’ve brushed against, but I have known Albom during several periods of his life. A relative is a close friend of his, to this day. I could tell you several nasty stories about this guy, who now makes his living writing awful, saccharine bullshit novels that the Liberal MSM turns into bestsellers. His charitable ventures are semi-laudable, but he always takes full credit for them in the media, which is semi-despicable in my view. He showed up on the local news last week touting some new crap, wearing a dyed-black bouffant hairdo last seen on my neighbor lady Mrs. Bloch, in the 70’s. Bleah.

  41. Octopus says:

    These lame mf’ers think this is the most hilarious thing:

    RT @Kragar_LGF: Et tu, Motherfucker? #AddMotherfuckerToShakespeare 1 hour ago
    Lord, what fools these motherfuckers be! #AddMotherfuckerToShakespeare 1 hour ago
    RT @jaunte: “What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his doublet and hose and leaves off his motherfucker.” #addmotherfuckertoshakespeare 1 hour ago
    RT @Kragar_LGF: Rude am I in my speech, Motherfucker. #AddMotherfuckerToShakespeare 1 hour ago
    All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely motherfuckers. #addmotherfuckertoShakespeare 1 hour ago
    The quality of mercy is not strained; it droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon this motherfucker. #AddMotherfuckerToShakespeare 1 hour ago

    • Arachne says:

      Such class. Like their blogmaster.
      It’s not OUR fault, you MFers. that you can’t understand Shakespeare without reducing it to the lowest common demoninator.
      How many of them hit Google for quotes, do you think, and how many knew them off the top of their heads. I’m thinking not many.

      I think we should start a different game – add “MF” to every Obama speech where the asshat says the word “folks.”

    • dwells38 says:

      I suppose it doesn’t occur to these low brows that that’s not even slightly funny to people who understand what a literary genius Shakespeare was. It’s like putting a fart splat noise at the end of every phrase of a piece by Bach or Mozart. Fucking hilarious to a 14 year old who thinks Kanye West is like a real poet and shit.

  42. Pakimon says:

    calo :
    Yes, I know. Johnnie Football didnt quite live up to expectations this year. And, Baylor quite handily beat UT today, too.

    Johnnie Football tried to make the jump to the next level but came up a little bit short. 😆

    http://tinyurl.com/q2tzk7e

  43. PeteP says:

    Hey Fatso, apartheid ended 20 years ago and South Africa still has good relations with Cuba.

  44. Achilles says:

    Yeah, I am sure that Reagan was equally responsible for the ANC’s propensity towards violence as well. Now this may not be the popular viewpoint, and it certainly bursts a lot of bubbles but the ANC sure did fit many of the criterion that would land anyone else on a list of terrorist organizations. Our friend here was their president.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_African_National_Congress

    I could care less what your grievance is; whether you’re “Palestinian”, Irish, Muslim, protestant plaid or paisley, if you plant bombs and hurt people indiscriminately in the hopes of inflicting as many casualties as you can then you have earned your place in the annals of terrorist history. If one innocent individual dies, no matter how “noble” your cause is, the ends will never justify the means.

    Please, if you are going to draw parallels between what I just said and what Israel is forced to do in order for her survival then take your intellectual dishonesty elsewhere.

    • Pakimon says:

      The thing is, intellectual dishonesty is Chunkles’ bread and butter Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

      He has nothing else.

  45. Pakimon :
    The thing is, intellectual dishonesty is Chunkles’ bread and butter the Left’s Cheetos and Mountain Dew.
    TheyHe have nothing else.

    That works, too.

  46. rightymouse says:

    Welp. Ohio State lost. I has a sad. 😦

  47. poteen2 says:

    Sitting here in Southern Cal, on the chilliest day in at least a year, (low 50s) watching that racist white AGW caused snow blanket the rest of the country.
    Something must be done.
    I know what to do.
    1. Stuff some green ,wet wood in the fireplace
    2. turn on the gas lighter to torch it up
    3. set the thermostat to 85
    4. fire up the BBQ
    5. light a cigar and pop the first sport soda of the day

    I feel good about myself now

    • Octopus says:

      Sounds pretty chill, Poteen. 🙂

      Watching the Lions and Eagles try to play in a whiteout snowstorm. Lions have five fumbles, so far. Lost two deep in Eagles territory. Reggie Bush slipped and injured in his knee…in warmups. Bad Craziness! 😆

      • Arachne says:

        Octo – I have a thread over at the mother ship for the NFL. It’s my weekly attempt to give those that write the good stuff a break for the afternoon. Please come play!

      • Pakimon says:

        Foles throws first pick of the season which leads to Detroit TD and two point conversion.

        I wouldn’t have tried to kick in that blizzard either.

        Detroit winning 8-0 at the half, 😡

      • Pakimon says:

        I’ve got my Eagles hat on and getting ready to bombard Octo with snowballs. 😈

      • Pakimon says:

        PAFF! Direct hit with that snowball!

        Detroit up 14-0 😡 😡

      • Pakimon says:

        PAFF! Right in the back of Chip Kelly’s head for going for 2 point conversion instead of extra point!

        14-6 Detroit 😐

      • Pakimon says:

        PAFF! Blasted a fat lady wearing a Cowboys jacket.

        Eagle and Lions tied 14-14 😀

      • Octopus says:

        Arachne :
        Octo – I have a thread over at the mother ship for the NFL. It’s my weekly attempt to give those that write the good stuff a break for the afternoon. Please come play!

        I would have, but I logged off before I saw this. Why did I watch this stupid game?

      • dwells38 says:

        Bengals won I’m happy about that even if the NFL announcers had a man crush boner for Luck the whole game through. Fucking Pats beat the Browns in some kind of suspicious last second win as usual. Fuckers are cheating again, I’m convinced.

  48. Juan Epstein says:

    Ishara nyeupe mtu

  49. Juan Epstein says:

    Teken wit persoon

  50. Pakimon says:

    PAFF! PAFF! PAFF! Pelting Eagles special team for allowing a runback for a TD.

    Detroit up 20-14 😡 😡 😡

    • Pakimon says:

      PAFF! Blasted because he has Jimmy Johnson hairdo.

      Eagles get two point conversion!

      Eagles up 22-20! 😀

    • Pakimon says:

      PAFF! Another snowball to Chip Kelly’s head for going for two point conversion instead of kicking extra point!

      Eagles up 28-20 😀 😀

    • Pakimon says:

      PAFF! Direct hit at ref’s head for blowing play dead!

      Eagles recover Lions fumble on own 40 yard line! 😀

    • Pakimon says:

      PAFF! Yet another snowball to Chip Kelly’s head for being too afraid to kick an extra point!

      Eagles up 34-20 😀 😀 😀

    • Pakimon says:

      PAFF! Blasted a ponytailed fat guy right in the grill as he was stuffing his face with Cheetos and wearing a tattered L.A. Rams shirt.

      Eagles take over on downs with little over 2 minutes left. 😀

    • Pakimon says:

      PAFF! Right at Brad Celik’s noggin for sliding at the goal ine to run out the clock rather than run up the score!

      Eagles win 34-20! 😀 😀 😀 😀

  51. Stonemason says:

    McCoy makes it 20-20, and Foles makes it 22-20

  52. Stonemason says:

    28-20 Iggles!

  53. Stonemason says:

    But we need Paki to toss some more snowballs at the special teams

  54. Octopus says:

    The game is not funny. 😡

    Where are the damn sammiches?!

    http://tinyurl.com/mlrtots

  55. Pakimon says:

    Eagles win! Eagles win!

    Now to get out of here because while I’ve been throwing snowballs, Octo is fixin’ to start firing back with fiery flaming couches!

    • Arachne says:

      And the Prickly Bitch is looking at a salami and Mortadela with saturated bread. Not to mention that the cat ran off with the provolone.

      Run fast, Pak. Run far.

      • Guy who isn't Pakimon but just looks like him says:

        He went thataway!

        Just follow the trail of empty beer cans!

        (Sidles away whistling and looking innocent with a big gloopy snowball gripped in his hand) 😈

  56. Pakimon says:

    I have to add this note.

    My afternoon hijinks were in no way meant to “rub it in” on Octo or any other Detroit Lions fans out there.

    I like the Lions and as an Eagles fan, I know what it’s like to have to endure years of frustration and disappointment.

    I really expected the Eagles to lose this game after watching the first quarter so I figured I’d have some fun rather then get mad and pouty.

    The Lions aren’t out of it and I’m sure they’ll vent their anger in a positive way next week against Baltimore.

    Anyway, good game in horrific conditions! 🙂

    • Abu oyliM penis penis penis lol says:

      As a Bears fan I applaud your incessant mocking of Detroit. We NE Illinois fans often forget about the Lions dirty play and d-bag Head Coach. Having the loathed Packers and ghetto Vikings to play twice annually it slips my mind how much I hate the Lions.
      /pricks beat us twice this year!

  57. Arachne says:

    rightymouse :

    Time to put my Delmonico/ribeye roast in the oven. :)

    Screw the salami and mortadella – I’m heading to YOUR house.

  58. calo says:

    Took a break from Sunday afternoon football, and what do I see…

    • Arachne says:

      Yes Fatass, you are probably such a moron you probably didn’t even realize your phrasing implied that.

    • Guy who isn't Pakimon but just looks like him says:

      Heh.

      I always refer to Chunky and his handful of idiots as “drooling imbeciles”.

      And Chunkles claims he never reads here… 😆

      • Guy who isn't Pakimon but just looks like him says:

        Uh oh.

        Forgot to change my avatar back.

        There’s no escape now from the wrath of the infuriated spider woman.

        Better get over to righty’s house and scarf up some delicious roast before I meet my unpleasant fate…

      • Pakimon says:

        Doh! Curse my Sunday football beer addiction! It’ll be the death of me yet!

        Better load up on more snowballs and hope for the best…. 😀

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      hmm.
      wasn’t aware that Charles drooled.

  59. Arachne says:

    Guy who isn’t Pakimon but just looks like him :

    He went thataway!

    Just follow the trail of empty beer cans!

    (Sidles away whistling and looking innocent with a big gloopy snowball gripped in his hand) :twisted:

    Am ordering a DNA test.

    • Because says:

      NSA’s cracked that, too.

    • Guy who isn't Pakimon but just looks like him says:

      Last I heard, he was heading to rightymouse’s house for some Delmonico/ribeye roast.

      • Arachne says:

        Pak should have blamed it all on his evil twin…..
        Seriously – Titans 28, Broncos -51; 3:04 left
        As I said on the Mother Ship – come on Denver, stop now.
        Let the Waterboy play quarterback – make his day.

      • Pakimon says:

        PAFF! Right in Cris Collingsworth’s face for virtually fellating Fig Newton while calling the opening drive of the NBC Sunday night game.

      • Pakimon says:

        The Broncs are going to be tough to beat come playoff time but you know what they say..On any given Sunday…

        But hell, I’m a Jacksonville Jaguars fan as well as an Eagle fan and they both won this week so all is well in my NFL football world,

        I’m just elated that my Jaguars have climbed out of the pit of legendary NFL “suckitude” that seemed to be their fate earlier this season.

        The Jags may be low on talent but they certainly are playing with a lot of heart and that’s a credit to their coaching staff.

        For those pondering the conundrum of me being an Eagles fan and a Jaguars fan, it boils down to this; grew up in Philly, hence an Eagles fan. Lived in Jacksonviile for the last 20 years, hence a Jaguars fan as well.

        It was pretty cool being a fan of a team since its inception and I’ve got a lot of inaugural season stuff on display in the “man cave” portion of my place.

        My dream is to see the Eagles actually win a Superbowl before I die.

        If the Jaguars manage a Superbowl win before I die, that’ll be a big plus.

        Here’s to hoping…someday…someday.:grin:

      • Abu oyliM penis penis penis lol says:

        As the Lions lose and leave the door ajar for the Bears , I look forward to Dallas playing tomorrow night in 10 degree heat along Lake Michigan from my warm house.
        Several VPs in our company sent out emails offering their tix for face value. As if.

  60. calo says:

    It’s halftime on a late night Sunday night football game, andI spot this twitter exchange.

    lolwut RT @rsmccain: “Science! Charles denounced Glenn Beck! Charles denounced Rush Limbaugh! … the Great Purge began — ban! ban! ban!”

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunky is happy that anyone is paying ANY attention to his inane tweets.

      The shut-in life of Cheetos and an array of urine filled Mountain Dew bottles must really be getting him depressed… 😆

  61. poteen2 says:

    60 minutes tonight. Charlie, you’re a cockroach. talk something about Lutrell and Axelson and Murphy. Punk

  62. Bunk X says:

    icekoldebassman :
    Ouch! That’s going to leave a mark!! But, wait, wasn’t Chunkles ‘misled’ or something by some evil right-wingnuts, or something?

    Stacy McCain is LHAO.

  63. Bunk X says:

  64. iSpeakJive says:

    Cough***correlator tool *** cough

    • Bunk X says:

      Data One.
      LGF tracks IP addys, as does every website including those hosted by WordPress. On the other hand, if you log into LGF and divulge personal info, he gets a lot more “data one” and he’ll post your stuff if you step on an invisible eggshell.

      [The BRC debated posting some of Charles’ Easily Obtained Private Stuff and decided against it for ethical reasons. We destroyed what we found, so don’t even ask.]