Happy Thanksgiving – Updated

Happy Thanksgiving Charles Johnson

Charles, you and your ignorant minions have given us so much fun and inane entertainment over the years. Please keep it up.

As for everyone else, have a great Thanksgiving, and remember what it means.

P.S. Zombie says “Hi.”

Update: Seems Our Boy was invited to a Thanksgiving Soire. During that time he was still Tweeting #NowListening spam.

Charles Thanksgiving 1

Charles Thanksgiving 2

[Image posted with apologies to Mr. Buster Bloodvessel.]


118 Comments on “Happy Thanksgiving – Updated”

  1. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    LGF is the blog version of the Kids table.

    Happy Thsnksgiving to all who Mock Charles. He provides us with a horn of Plenty !

  2. Octopus says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to all, from the Big Apple. The belly of the beast, some say. 🙂

    I always feel a little bad about Chunky’s situation on holidays like this, as he is all alone, stuffing his chicken with Cheetos. Pretends a chicken is a turkey. Is used to pretending things are other than they are.

  3. rightymouse says:

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!

  4. rightymouse says:

    What ‘s the matter with Google that they couldn’t be bothered to note Thanksgiving on their front page? Jerks.

  5. Pakimon says:

    It’s a beautiful Thanksgiving morning and time for Pakimog’s turkey cooking tips!

    Tip One – When reaching for something in cabinet above the stove, be careful of hot burners and pots.


    Tip Two – Make sure you look in the oven and check the turkey frequently. Basting is the key to good turkey.


    Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

    • Octopus says:

      That’s the Callipygian method of cooking, Pakimog. Very refined! Sometimes the turkey gets burnt, if you get distracted, but who cares? 🙂

  6. Abu says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to all, especially our host, Daedalus.

  7. poteen2 says:

    3 sauceruney Thu, Nov 28, 2013 9:35:12am


    Don Popp. Don Popp Don Popp Don Popp.

    Because I know someone who writes shit like that is egotistical enough to Google his own name all the time.

    Read more at http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/303644_Religious_Right_is_Thankful_Je#bcOLHxOdhPIudbmC.99

    HeeHee. Happy Thanksgiving.

  8. Pakimon says:

    At least someone thought to wish Chunky a happy Thanksgiving! (Besides DoD)

    Even though it’s from an emotionally scarred, delusional, foul mouthed 300+ lb. biddy.

    I’m sure The Chunkster will take what he can get. 😆

  9. Pakimon says:

    Note that Chunky responds by spamming like crazy on Twitter with his “#nowplaying” shilling for money.

    On Thanksgiving.

    I guess the Cheetos turkey sitting on his table is really driving the point home about his increasingly dire “financial situation”. 😆

  10. Frank Sinclair says:

    On this Thanksgiving, I am thankful for the fact that your wife’s pussy is as tight as your daughter’s.

    • Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

      Me too!

    • Octopus says:

      Frank, I mean Chunky, you really need to hire some better writers. I know you can’t afford to pay them, but maybe you could offer them guitar lessons, on jazzy guitar. Or, lessons on how to suck the scum off of reeking alley-puddles, for sustenance in lean Obanomic-times. Something you know well.

  11. Whatever man says:

    For those of you who were hoping for a bright comet to grace the Christmas sky this year, it is with sadness I report that Comet ISON did not survive its passage through perihelion this afternoon.

    Like Icarus, it flew too close to the Sun (~1.2 million miles), and suffered a similar fate.
    Currently there’s a movie of its death dive at http://www.spaceweatherlive.com/en/comet-ison

  12. Bunk X says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to all who don’t read here, and also to those who do!
    Fuldkommen Gak! Kukkuk! Kukkuk!

  13. dwells38 says:

    happy tg all. holed up in a cabin in hocking hills with hot tub and football. no hi speed wireless internet. just phone so ruffin it. ha!! go ravens!

  14. Bunk X says:

    Very pretty area, Old Man’s Cave and all.

  15. Octopus says:

    Very bizarre Thanksgiving, in NYC, watching the Lions actually win, and lots of other unusual stuff. Hope everyone had a great day! Also, found out late that it was also Hanukkah, so Happy Hanukkah to Pam and all the rest of our Jewish friends. My cousin, who’s married to a nice Jewish gal in Buffalo, NY, posted this pic: http://tinyurl.com/kp8fx4c

  16. OLT's Welcome To Clueville, Last Bus says:

    “Anti-gay note to NJ waitress in lieu of a tip a hoax”


    No shit, Sherlock. Wow, now YOU’RE a “hater” too. Sucks to be a Leftist tool.

    And Happy Thanksgiving, you flap-mouthed stalker.

  17. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

  18. Briareus says:

    Updated post because of an email. Heh.

    • Octopus says:

      The update nearly made me upchuck, with laughter. 😆 And what a nasty Thanksgiving, all vegan and shit. Give me a break! No, I don’t want any more of that “turkey,” made of Ritz crackers. It’s a little too dry for me…(choke)

      Note: “Upchuck” isn’t a bad name for Chunky.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Morning! Am still stuffed from yesterday. 🙂

    I see Chuck was gorging on vegan yesterday. Maybe he’ll lose some weight.

    • iSpeakJive says:

      That vegan menu seems to be missing actual vegetables. It’s all meat substitutes.
      I think veganism is a mental issue.

  20. Dopple savings says:

    waiting for the first LGF lemming to say that the term “Black Friday” is a racist dog whistle


  21. rightymouse says:

    It’s up & tweeting obsessively. About Greenwald. What a bore.

  22. Dopple milyo says:

    OMFG at the photo update.

    Charles looks like Maude Frickett!

  23. rightymouse says:

    Et tu, Charlie? 😆

  24. rightymouse says:

    It’s all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Johnson told outright lies about @Gus_807 as recently as a few days ago. The #Rumpswab is deeply dishonest.

  25. rightymouse says:

    Octopus :
    That’s the Callipygian method of cooking, Pakimog. Very refined! Sometimes the turkey gets burnt, if you get distracted, but who cares?

    Woof! 🙂

  26. Zeus Crankypants says:

    rightymouse :

    It’s all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :lol:

    How could Greenwald be lying about a closet liberal pretending to be a conservative? He was evidently basing his lies on a lie.

    Wrap your fat head around that Chuck!

  27. Bunk X says:

    41 FemNaziBitch Fri, Nov 29, 2013 4:23:10am
    I keep getting “sexy girls” tweets —I guess anyone with my profile is considered a lesbian by some.

    Lesbian who wants to see porn …

    I’m just not in the mood for the marketing.

    • Minnow says:

      …considered a lesbian by some…. a fucking idiot by the rest.

      And have a nice day!!!


    • Octopus says:

      A thing calling itself “FemNaziBitch” is whining about the way people and bots respond to its chosen name. 😆

      The self-awareness of the minions rivals that of the morbidly-obese tyrant-of-the-basement-bunker.

  28. OLT's Not Ghey For Glenn Like Teh Stalker says:

    rightymouse :
    It’s up & tweeting obsessively. About Greenwald. What a bore.

    I look at it as God giving Pam and the girls a break to enjoy Hanukkah.

  29. Octopus says:

    Ah, the old green-eyed monster of Skid Row, watching others manage to get paid for their efforts. How this phenomenon tortures our Porky Icarus! 😆

  30. Octopus says:

    Didja see the Michael Mann Meltdown? It’s pretty epic. He’s beyond seething, now that the Old Gray Lady is finally catching on that the AGW-boondoggle is a bit dodgy. 😆


  31. Vegan says:

    Ass and fudge should never be used in the same sentence.

  32. Octopus says:

    Chunky, you should see if you can get yourself and Lidane some paying work as plus-size models for this company: http://curvygirlinc.com/

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      I like this one:

      “Obama Care and the Fat Girl – my experience with health insurance”

      Experience, eh?

    • Doppel serving says:

      technically Lidane isn’t curvy.
      this implies she has a waste.

      actually she is a giant oval shape, with feet and a head.

      no curves.

      • Doppel serving says:

        Freudian slip
        waste= waist

        as no food ever goes to waste, Lidane has no waist

      • Octopus says:

        When did “curvy” get redefined as a reference to obese fatback grosseros? I didn’t get that memo, and I’m fine with being off the list. There’s curvy, and there’s something else, that’s not attractive.

  33. Octopus says:

    Vegan :
    Also notice ‘man’ was in there too. The whole sentence reads like some homosexual ‘wink wink, fudge, fudge know what I mean’ type of Monty Python reference to pumpkin the fudge.
    Warning, do not click on this link.

    I clicked on the link. 😦

  34. Juan Epstein says:

    Now he’s a vegan celebrating genocide.

  35. Because penis penis penis lol says:

    Meatless meat loaf?

  36. Whatever Man says:

    And tonight on TwitterWarrior Theater, Chucky’s hatin’ on Barrett Brown some more.

    Right Wing?

    What private communication?

    Did I miss a meeting?

  37. Minnow says:

    Man, Barry -“good ass fudge”??

    Who were you trying to impress with THAT statement? Some cute young guy who’s wife looks like Bo Derek?

    Dudebro’, you are SO washed up….


    It sucks to be you.

  38. Minnow says:

    Wow… now it’s “journalist my ass”??

    Barry, why don’t you flounce on over to the computer and do yourself a flavor and “come on out”!?

    Journalist my ass??


    • Octopus says:

      “Journalist my ass” reminds me of an old joke:

      If you’re looking for a really unusual pet,” said the shop owner, “this cage contains a giant Crunch Bird. Its powerful beak and claws are capable of completely demolishing almost anything.”

      “How horrible,” said the woman customer.

      “Not at all,” the pet-shop owner replied, “for the bird is remarkably well behaved and completely obedient. It is only when he is given a direct command, such as’ Crunch Bird, the chair,’ or’ Crunch Bird, the table,’ that he attacks and destroys the thing that was named.”

      “Could he destroy a television set?” the woman asked, with new interest.

      “Console or table model. Color or black-and-white. If the Crunch Bird was given the command he would turn any set into a pile of metal scrap, wires and tubes in a few seconds.”

      “I want him!” the woman exclaimed. “I don’t care what he costs, I want him!”

      When the woman returned home, she found her husband in his usual spot-directly in front of the television set. No amount of coaxing could draw him away. Her once-loving spouse had lost all interest in sex, in conversation, in everything except TV. But things will be different from now on, she thought, opening the Crunch Bird’s cage.

      “What sort of pet did you buy?” her husband asked, without looking up from the set. “A poodle, a parakeet, or what. . . ? ”

      “I bought a Crunch Bird,” she replied, preparing to give the one command that would smash her electronic rival into a million pieces.

      “Crunch Bird, my ass,” said her husband.

  39. Vegan says:

    I am sure M and some others agree with you.

    • Bunk X says:

      I missed BB going to Geller’s site, but after he was backstabbed, it makes sense… kinda.


      • Bunk X says:

        From Geller’s Atlas Shrugs

        On Thu, Apr 8, 2010 at 7:02 PM, Charles Johnson wrote:
        Hey Barrett — if you have a sec, could you email me the IP address of that creep commenting on your ‘Jew hater’ post?

        I have a pretty good idea who it is, and I’d like to confirm it if possible.


      • Because nuts, butts, and sluts says:

        “Both these guys are nuts.”

        Doesn’t exactly sound like a Brown-Geller axis to me.

      • poteen2 says:

        BB is soooooooo bad, he can get Charlie to link to Pam.

    • Octopus says:

      I think there’s about 15,000 people or more who used to read LGF on a daily basis before the Moronic Conversion, who now realize they were listening to the terse mutterings of a fraudulent sociopath. You can be on the right side, and still not be an alright person. Chunky is the everlasting proof of that theorem. Speaking of theorems, what have you done with Lewd-Wank, Fatass? 😆

  40. Octopus says:

    Too bad you aren’t getting any shillings from anywhere, Upchuck. 😦

    • Al-Cheezeera says:

      Can’t get this much more f’ed up. He’s screeching inflammatory shit just way too much. Dear Anonymous, Can you please take down littlegreenfootballs permanently? And when people to to his site, they just see that really ugly picture of him from that milyo interview.

  41. Octopus says:

    This vivid picture of “Senator” Ashley Judd in Africa really warmed the cockles of my own bleeding heart. What a wonderful person! I can only give thanks, that there are people of this degree of enlightened compassion stalking the Earth.

  42. Bunk X says:

    And Vice Versa.

    • Bunk X says:

      From a little bird:

      The complaintant is known to me as Charles Johnson, aka @lizardoid aka @Green_Footballs. He’s continually attacked myself and others as bigots, racists and falsely attributes the words of others to me. This has led to threats of gang retaliation by someone who claims to have contacts with The Latin Kings.

      I accept your warning, but please send Mr. Johnson a similar one, if only for the safety of myself and my family.

      I see nothing in the Twitter Rules that forbids one from mentioning someone else in a Tweet to another, and I don’t believe it falls under “harassment.”

      I will not refrain from exposing Mr. Johnson’s lies and smears to myself and others, but I will also refrain from Tweeting directly to @Green_Footballs.

      It’s never occurred to me to file a complaint to Twitter, but I’ll make an exception for Charles Johnson.


      • Pakimon says:

        Should have remarked about Chunky’s incessant spamming as well. 😉

      • iSpeakJive says:

        I still don’t understand the problem with someone that you have blocked tweeting you. You won’t even see it.

        Is Chunkles really complaining that people are talking about him behind his back? Whaah.

  43. Octopus says:


  44. rightymouse says:

    Now Chunky’s got Twitter admin triangled in his childish snit. Bahhhhhhh!

  45. Nomad says:

    Octopus :

    Too bad you aren’t getting any shillings from anywhere, Upchuck.

    This comes from someone who was a friend to Geller for years, designing her blog and linking a number of her posts, And now he dismisses Greenwald as a friend to Muslims because of this second-degree association to Pam? I’m pretty sure Greenwald has never been on Pam’s side himself.

    • Nomad says:

      I meant for this tweet from Chuck to be included in that post:
      “Glenn Greenwald likes to pose as a friend of the Muslim community – but he’s shilling for someone who worked with Pamela Geller.”