Shiplord Kirel plays Race Detective

Charles Johnson’s obsession with race filters down to his minions. Shiplord Kirel was once on the Right but has gone hardcore Marxist Left since Charles did his switch. He plays the role of Race detective by linking some screed claiming the Tea Party is racist.

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LGF needs new material, the race nonsense is played out.

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152 Comments on “Shiplord Kirel plays Race Detective”

  1. Doppel Milyo says:

    butt sniffer Jimmy from Lubbock should be given all his accolades as a learned man

    oh wait, he spends his time calling Alan Colmes and sniffing cow testicles at the lubbuck stockyards

  2. Doppel Milyo says:

    shitload gets some phone time with his lord and savior!

    • Octopus says:

      I believe that’s the last time Fatass has been so much has referenced, in any kind of mass media. 😆

    • Abu *sigh* says:

      Was this recent? I remember Shitload Keepil calling in to a show way back. Just seeing if this is that call-in. What a suckasss Shitload is, eh?

  3. Octopus says:

    Disgusting race-baiters! I can’t begin to say how sick of their bullshit I am.

    In other news, I want to apologize for wondering yesterday if maybe George Zimmerman was a problem-personality, after all. Seems his gal-pal didn’t want him to leave her, so she made up the shotgun story, just as she made up the pregnancy story. The MSM had him tried and convicted again, and I fell for their hastily-written, breathless reports. I’ve slapped myself hard, and promise never to do so again. I’m thinking of adopting a “48-hour rule,” for future stories that dovetail too neatly with the libturd consensus.

    • rightymouse says:

      I haven’t seen that. You got a linky? Not surprised by it at all.

    • Captain Death says:

      Zimmerman ought to leaver the country (Peru would be the logical place to go) for a few years.

    • gizbot7 says:

      Octopus :
      Disgusting race-baiters! I can’t begin to say how sick of their bullshit I am.

      You said it. One of my family members started a shitstorm on FB by calling everyone who doesn’t love Obama a racist. You would think she would know her audience, but she’s crazy so she just keeps repeating the racist mantra no matter how much sense my more tolerant relatives try to impart. I hate FB and hesitated to jump into the fray, but just can’t take it anymore. In a nutshell, crazy liberal relative no likely my input. 😆

      • iSpeakJive says:

        Last night at dinner, one of my more conservative relatives jumped on the USPS Grinch wants to steal Christmas crapola because they put the new gingerbread house stamp instead of a religious stamp on the cover of their sales flyer.
        She was like “whahhhh, we can’t have Christmas now!” until I told her the religious stamps were still on sale, like they always are and she backed off. She narrowly missed a spoonful of green chile stew hitting her in the schnozzola.
        It isn’t just libs who can be annoying……:-)

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        LLLs are generally more annoying because they’re preachier.

  4. Octopus says:

    …little do they suspect, “Right Wing Hate” in the clever disguise of Commie Loser is waiting for them, with his rifle.

  5. Octopus says:

    So glad I followed this link, so I could see this…btw, RUN, Gus! He’s going to ply you with alcohol, and you’ve just gotten sober. Don’t go! 😯

    1 HoosierHoops
    Thu, Nov 21, 2013 8:54:25pm
    0
    down
    up
    report

    Gus..We need to reconnect..Soon..
    Fuck..How many years have we known each other? In a few weeks I’m moving to a nice Lakeside Cabin at Lake Tomahawk that sleeps 8. You have been living in shit houses for years..Come visit you will never leave…All my family and fiends are set up so Winston and I will be kicking back in paradise alone and thought you might want to visit. We have heat and It should be fun my brother.. You have nothing to lose.. How do we reconnect again? I can’t wait to buy a shitload of food this winter and prepare for the spring…I’m bribing Paulie to open a Cafe during the tourist season here at the Lake..He is a great cook and the need is great..You’d have fun joining us
    ping me

    • Pakimon says:

      Hoopback Mountain?

    • Barry Soetoro, esq says:

      the definition of hitting rock bottom is when you invite Gus to move in and mooch off you, permanently.
      I take it the fox news producer ladyfriend thing didn’t work out

      -Barry

    • Arachne says:

      You never read “Best Evidence” by David Lifton, Gus. The reason I know this is because the words and the subject matter are too complicated for you to understand.

      • rightymouse says:

        OMG!! You know the book!! I thought I was in the minority for having read it years ago. Excellent book & you can never believe in the ‘magic bullet’ nonsense or a single shooter again.

  6. Octopus says:

    Keep it down in here, you crazies! 🙂

    Love The Replacements. Respect this cover, by an interesting new-ish artist.

  7. icekoldebassman says:

    Every time an idiot Leftoid illiberal screams ‘raaaaaaaacist!’, it is because they do not or cannot argue on the merits. To call the Tea Party racist is to cede the argument that the TP is actually a growing, grass-roots movement to restore the doctrine of Constitution that the Founders practiced.

    • dwells38 says:

      Agreed. The Tea Party have no racial agenda whatsoever and their assertions of it are merely a very obvious and hamfisted tactic as part of the left’s Mein Kampf Big Lies strategy (tell ’em early and often). But Shitload Kirel and Chunk the Johnson really are left wing Commie scum operatives.

  8. I’m curious, Charles … do you or your ass-wipe followers have anything to say about the stunning brutality and barbaric ‘Knockout Game’ that is perpetrated by mostly black youths against whites, Asians and Jews? Yeah, I thought so.
    Scumbags.

    • dwells38 says:

      I could guess their response: That you bring it up at all makes you a racist. Same with pointing out that imaginary trend that most terror attacks are perpetrated by adherents of the ROP (also a racist term).

  9. rightymouse :
    Never mind. Found it!
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511118/George-Zimmerman-framed-ex-girlfriend.html

    Didn’t Charles and his Douchenozzlettes chime in judging and sentencing Zimmerman before the facts emerged in this latest episode? Think they have the courage of the honesty to retract their poisonous screeds?
    *crickets*

    • rightymouse says:

      Yep. They can’t seem to accept the fact that Trayvon was killed in self-defense. Will be interesting to see what happens to this lady’s ‘case’.

      • dwells38 says:

        And that Trayvon was likely playing a variation of “the knockout” game. The one where you beat down someone until your arms are too tired. It’s all fun and games until someone gets a bullet in the heart.

  10. Barry Soetoro, esq says:

    Jimmy gets my presidential medal of bullcrap

    -Barry

  11. OLT's Want To Do Something About It? says:

    Hey, “Shiplord”, I live in Texas, too.

    I’ve been to Tea Party rallies, etc.

    You and Allen Clifton are liars.

    You have no evidence. You have no proof. You have only talking points handed to you from the Dem spin machine.

    And no, you’re not dupes, like Stalker Charles thinks he was.

    You’re liars. Dishonest, scheming, purposeful, hateful, racist, fear-mongering, dictator-loving liars. Scum of the Earth. Filth of Creation. Lowest of the low. Absolute oxygen thieves. Straight-faced, dry-lipped, Hell-bound liars.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s true, they are nothing but liars. Nobody has ever presented any real evidence of Tea Party racism. As Greg Gutfeld said, the Tea Party is basically our parents: Law-abiding, concerned, responsible people who took a dislike to the very profligate practices that have crippled our economy, since this communist took office. The Left just keeps repeating the Big Lie, and now it is more real to them than any truth could ever be.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      Jimmy is confused. the racism he saw was at an occupy Lubbock rally

  12. Octopus says:

    I guess in an era where millions of libturds get their news from assclown Jon Stewart, it’s inevitable that they can’t tell a joke from a real news story. http://thefederalist.com/2013/11/22/new-satire-deception/

    I’ve engaged in some tomfoolery here, with the expectation that everyone realizes I’m not serious in some ongoing memes. For example, I have no proof that Furious Burka actually went under the rusty knife in a filthy Arab bazaar for her botched clitoridectomy, but it amuses me to speculate thusly, and to offer her our generous support in arranging and financing reconstructive surgery.

    I don’t have hard evidence that Gus is still sleeping next to the lawnmower in his sister’s garage, and stealing electricity from the neighbors with an extension cord. We only have his own reports, which are dated now, and a tattered bill from the dishwasher repairman that charged Sis $150 to remove a sodden pair of hole-y boxer briefs from the drainage pipe of that misused appliance. We hope he’s found better lodging, away from the fumes and insecticides.

    We have no photographic evidence that Chunky can no longer fit through his door, and will require some workmen in order to leave his home — we’re just using computer projections, based on his frightening weight-gain in photos that suddenly stopped appearing about five years ago. He’s a cautionary tale, for those who would forsake physical activity and eat every Cheeto they can lay their hands on. That’s no joke! 😯

  13. Octopus says:

    Further to Furious Burka: the offer still stands.

  14. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

  15. dwells38 says:

    It’s pretty typical for Johnson’s propagandizing steaming dump of a website. It’s a smear job of a purposely planted meme. A tactic in the Commie left’s Mein Kampf Big Lie overall strategy to paint anyone who opposes the Communist WH regime and their minions as racists. And it was long ago and quite immediately debunked by minority Tea Party leaders, of course.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/04/black-tea-party-leaders-a_n_670560.html

    http://www.teapartyexpress.org/7102/cokies-racism-charge-black-tea-leader-retorts

    http://www.tpnn.com/black-tea-party-leader-niger-innis-the-slaves-had-food-stamps-too-it-was-called-scraps-from-massas-table/

    • rightymouse says:

      These Tea Party minorities are also subjected to heinous name-calling by liberals who do so while promoting themselves as accepting/inclusive people dedicated to world peace etc., etc. blah, blah, blah. Totally disgusting. They are without shame.

  16. Instead of merely ‘Keeping an eye on Icarus’, how about adding ‘exposing the lies, moral bankruptcy and intellectual dishonesty of the entire endeavor called LGF’ ?

  17. rightymouse says:

    It must hurt to be such an idiot. 🙄

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      Catholics? Lolololololololololololololol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OHOHOHOHOHO HEHEHEHEHE
      (pant pant pant) HOOHOOHAHAHAHA

      • OLT's Cruel, But Fair says:

        We’ll see what happens. I asked them all if the “RW” hates Catholics as much as the Bog, and I used the dreaded “smear site” label for The Bog. Because I deal in truth, and no one needs to shit in Stalker Charles’ mouth.

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      Chucky. Sister Snotrag is going to wail on your knuckles for that one.

    • Arachne says:

      Really, Blubberbutt? Near as I can tell from the disgusting comments of late, it’s the LEFT that has a problem with voting rights (you know, following the law), women voting (if they’re pro-life) and Catholics (he’s called the Pope). And considering Martin Bashir’s comments of late, I would think Rush Limbaugh’s “slut” comment has been far surpassed by your buddies on the left.

  18. rightymouse :
    It must hurt to be such an idiot.

    @nholzschuch @markos What change? The right still hates civil rights, women voting and Catholics.— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 22, 2013

    These morons really believe their own lies, obfuscations and falsehoods. You are quite correct, Mouse, this must be a painful stupidity. But I would argue that it is an idiocy that numbs the intellect wholly.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Remember the liar Crystal Mangum from the Duke LaCrosse travesty? She just got 18 years for 2nd degree murder.

    http://www.newsobserver.com/2013/11/22/3396116/jury-in-mangum-murder-trial-continue.html

    • Octopus says:

      It’s so hard to find a good wholesome stripper to work your party, nowadays. They all seem to have personal issues. I wonder why that is…besides the obvious reason, I mean. Racism.

  20. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

  21. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    I wanna be a Chicago cop.

  22. JimboXL says:

    Some of the Dims and libs are visually starting to look more and more like goblins. Their outside is starting to match their inside. I also see Obomber gave another ghoul medal of freedom.

  23. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

  24. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

  25. Octopus says:

    Lugubrious Chunky is a big, big hit with the dudebros. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      I completely missed that invented “dudebro” meme. I guess it has to do with cheet-ohs, empty quarts of Mountain Dew and tin foil funnels.

    • dwells38 says:

      I was watching the Bushes on Jay Leno and something was bothering me until I realized it was weird watching someone called President not start every other sentence with I or My.

      • Octopus says:

        Dubya was and is a good, humble man who did the best he could for this country. Made a few mistakes, but also presided over a very tenuous time in American history, and did a great job against the terrorists.

        I find it kind of touching that he spends a great deal of time painting now. Never saw him as the artistic type. If I’d taken the kind of abuse he did, I’d probably be back talkin’ to Jack, as in his favorite old brand of whiskey (before Laura got him straight).

      • Bunk X says:

        There are 4 segments on The Utoobage, and they’re all good. Here’s the first one:

      • Octopus says:

        Great interview! She’s a class act, too. He’s a decent painter, and his dance-stylings in Pt. 4 are quite…amazing. 😆

  26. Abu Ebert says:

    A fauxtoshoppe of someone mooning oUR mESSIAH ‘TM’ admiring himself would not only be priceless, but would bring a 4am raid from the gommint.

      • Octopus says:

        People were good and weird back then, right? Nowadays, comics are all “types,” and it’s mostly boring.

      • dwells38 says:

        I worked sound and lights at a club in mid-eighties. He came through. He really is a weird dude. But I always liked his quirky act. I just remember him quietly eating gumbo at the bar and not really engaging anyone. Then again the road can be a grind. I know that from doing the musician thing and it’s not that different for a comedy act. It’s a gig.

      • dwells38 says:

        I can’t get this to play but I remmember jokes like “I was trying to get this girl to come home with me and she asked do you have cable? And I said Oh I think the ropes will do”. LOL! Or “and something caught my eye……and dragged it 15 feet”.

      • dwells38 says:

        That was a great time for standup. Remember Howie Mandel’s act back then where he played this spastic weirdo who was like “No wait, no wait”…. And “Ya know what I like in my women?……my dick….no wait!” And his hand bag which was a giant bag shaped like a hand? LOL!

      • Octopus says:

        I liked Mandel back then, too. His kind of act wears out over time, but he was different at the time.

  27. Pakimon says:

    Octopus :
    I guess in an era where millions of libturds get their news from assclown Jon Stewart, it’s inevitable that they can’t tell a joke from a real news story. http://thefederalist.com/2013/11/22/new-satire-deception/
    I’ve engaged in some tomfoolery here, with the expectation that everyone realizes I’m not serious in some ongoing memes. For example, I have no proof that Furious Burka actually went under the rusty knife in a filthy Arab bazaar for her botched clitoridectomy, but it amuses me to speculate thusly, and to offer her our generous support in arranging and financing reconstructive surgery.
    I don’t have hard evidence that Gus is still sleeping next to the lawnmower in his sister’s garage, and stealing electricity from the neighbors with an extension cord. We only have his own reports, which are dated now, and a tattered bill from the dishwasher repairman that charged Sis $150 to remove a sodden pair of hole-y boxer briefs from the drainage pipe of that misused appliance. We hope he’s found better lodging, away from the fumes and insecticides.
    We have no photographic evidence that Chunky can no longer fit through his door, and will require some workmen in order to leave his home — we’re just using computer projections, based on his frightening weight-gain in photos that suddenly stopped appearing about five years ago. He’s a cautionary tale, for those who would forsake physical activity and eat every Cheeto they can lay their hands on. That’s no joke!

    “The nature of the evidence is irrelevant; it’s the seriousness hilarity of the charge that matters.”

    I’d like to add “butt-chugging” Mountain Dew to the above list of Chunky’s clandestine activities. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      That whole butt-chugging thing, with alcohol…did that really catch on? I mean, it just seems a little awkward for parties, even with your bros. Not to mention, it can kill you, and it doesn’t even keep the smell of alcohol off your breath, once it gets into your bloodstream. Even before that, I’m sure they could make your butt blow into a Buttalyzer, if they suspected your butt of drunkenness.

  28. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog back from lengthy Caveman Seminar and ready to contribute to Beautiful Saturday Morning Sooper Happy Fun Time etc.

    Today Pakimog broaden horizons with offering from the Far East.

    See how China has been corrupted by Western capitalist barbarians and put fitness girls on display for examination and scrutiny.

    Sammichmaste!

  29. rightymouse says:

    I love a great ending. 😆

  30. Octopus says:

    Today’s lesson incorporates my favorite kind of music, trance, with natural-looking women who aren’t resorting to surgery or “tricks” to push the limits of feminine mystique. Lose yourself in the music, the moment. You own it, you better never let it go. Namaste.

  31. Octopus says:

    rightymouse :
    Oh, and the tattoo on that one girl’s lower leg said “Bite Me” in Mandarin.

    With pleasure! 😈

  32. rightymouse says:

    Jim Carrey on Obama’s first election. Wonder if he’s eating those words now. What a joke.

  33. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    He’s up early this Saturday…

    Greenwald!!!!

    Greenwald!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Octopus says:

      Arch-Super-Villain Greenwald is really showing some legs, as the person living rent-free in Fatass’s head. I wonder how long this will last, and who the next Super Fiend will be.

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        I wonder if Pam’s lease in there is up. It’s kind of hard to picture Glenn and Pam both shacking up in Chuck’s head.

  34. Octopus says:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/turkish-oil-wrestling-is-a-totally-legit-sport

    The most effective move in Turkish Oil Wrestling is shoving your hand down the other man’s pants. Seriously. Nothing gay about it!

    There are numerous vids on Youtube featuring this fine traditional sport. I would post one here, but I don’t want the board to slow down from our female wrestling fans re-loading the vid over and over. 😉

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog glad you didn’t post YouTube video.

      Hairy swarthy men in speedos oil wrestling would cause Pakimog to commence rock chucking onslaught!

      Pakimog would also be obligated to post big boobed girls in bikinis oil wrestling to counteract hairy swarthy video and set things on even keel.

      That would trigger scrutiny and snark about stubble and silicone from certain parties and inevitable counterattack and thread would become clogged with hairy swarthy bulges and big bouncing boobs videos much to the annoyance of all who don’t want to be inundated with thrusty packages and gyrating female backsides etc. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Good call, Pakimog. I don’t want to have to post videos of oiled Turkish women wrestlng, as it could get confusing. Some are hairy, and some have odd bulges…still abusing steroids over there, I guess. Some are Turkish Ladyboys, too, waiting for big break on LGF Dating Site. We’re better than that.

      • rightymouse says:

        Thank goodness! Now I can go do my grocery shopping without needing to quell the nausea before I leave the house.

      • Pakimon says:

        Pakimog fear you may have given a certain someone an idea for next Saturday morning.

        Oh well, I’ll start collecting chuckable rocks…just in case. 😉

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        No, no. No rocks. Boobie video. Need lots and lots of boobie video to chuck. Boobs good. Rocks bad.

  35. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    Meanwhile over in Scienceland, Michael Mann gets beat up by a girl:

    “JC message to Michael Mann: Up the level of your scientific game when discussing climate change with the public. Most importantly, stop trashing other scientists that disagree with you. It reminds the public of Climategate and all of the irresponsible and unethical practices that are the root source of why they don’t trust climate scientists. You continue to damage the credibility of climate science in ways that you apparently can’t imagine.”

    http://judithcurry.com/2013/11/23/week-in-review-5/

  36. Pakimon says:

    And the demon’s name is Glenn Greenwald. 😆

  37. dwells38 says:

    How the Demonrats stay in shape:

  38. dwells38 says:

    Why we don’t see Chunk anymore:

  39. Because 1-800-O-NOSE says:

    • iSpeakJive says:

      Weren’t those emails written TO Barrett Brown, and weren’t you asking him to investigate and “out” some of your poster’s identities?
      Did you forgot to mention that part, Chunky?

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      Charles

      your memory is fading pal, or you are just a liar. everybody knows you were Barrett Brown’s little internet fluffer until it became obvious to you he was a liability

  40. Because 1-800-O-NOSE says:

  41. Because And he managed to bring PAM!!!!! into it! says:

  42. Juan Epstein says:

    Nobody cares.

  43. Octopus says:

    Juan Epstein :
    Nobody cares.

    We care. Nobody else does, but we dig ya, Chunky. 🙂

  44. Octopus says:

    Try to imagine the cacophony of Liberal MSM outrage, and the non-stop speechifying of the Race Brothers, if the popular urban game of “Knockout” was directed at blacks, instead of young blacks being the perps hitting on whites. http://frontpagemag.com/2013/david-paulin/media-blackout-of-the-knockout-game/

    What are you hearing about it, right now? Well, it would be crickets, but the crickets have all frozen to death thanks to the warmening. All you hear is the sound of one black fist connecting with an unsuspecting white face. Just good clean fun, not a hate-crime.
    POW! SMASH! BONK! BIFF! (where’s Batman when you need him?)

    Excerpt:

    Fox’s Greta Van Susteren, for her part, gets it, unlike some of her colleagues at Fox News, which is the news channel that I usually watch. In her “On the Record” segment, Susteren raised alarm bells about the knockout game.

    “Take a close look,” she said, referring to a video clip showing black youths playing the knockout game. “Do you know what is going on? That is young African-American teenagers viciously and gratuitously attacking a random victim, a teacher, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.”

    “This knockout game crime is a trend,” she added. “We’ve had two incidents in the last few days right here in D.C. I know this is a very touchy topic because the game is regrettably popular amongst unsupervised African-American teens. No one wants to get near the topic of race. We also can’t run from this one.”

    She concluded: “I beg of Reverend Jesse Jackson, Reverend Al Sharpton and even President Obama to step up right now and speak out. Your silence will speak volumes, but your voice could make a big difference. Don’t wait. Be leaders, they need you. We need you.”

    Unfortunately, it would be out of character for these black leaders to speak out against the knockout game. They prefer to shame whites — not blacks — in order to achieve their left-leaning visions of social justice and score political points.

    • Abu Crenshaw says:

      The testiculo homes are awfully close to the putting surface.

      A new thread would smell really nice, eh?

  45. Because thunk progress says: