A day in the life of Glenn Greenwald

Charles Johnson’s obsession with Glenn Greenwald shows no signs of ending. Eric Holder was asked if in an interview if there were plans to prosecute Glenn Greenwald for his publishing Snowden’s NSA leaks. The AG said no and this prompted Charles to do a post about it.

Greenwald Update

If Glenn Greenwald was spotted going to the bathroom in a Burger King, Charles would do a post on it.

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139 Comments on “A day in the life of Glenn Greenwald”

  1. St. Pancake says:

    Holder is such a fountain of honesty and integrity like when he was sending guns to Mexico and covered it up. Another chuckles massive fail.

  2. beeeed says:

    I still don’t know who Greenwald is, but I’d like to have a nemesis too, other than the wife.

  3. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    His jealousy consumes him and guides every control c and control v

  4. rightymouse says:

    Jealousy is such an ugly trait in a person.

  5. Because Wilma says:

    “If Glenn Greenwald was spotted going to the bathroom in a Burger King, Charles would do a post on it.”

    Because we all know what those ghey guys do in Bugger King bathrooms, don’t we?

  6. Juan Epstein says:

    It’s not working.

    Time to stop.

    Have some self respect.

  7. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Even the spelling-Nazis are of low quality. Where’s Cato when you need him? He’d have something pithier to say.

    169 Decatur Deb
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    #157 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

    Can you define what ‘surveilling the world’ means?

    (If you want to use real words, it means ‘surveying the world’. You know, like the NSA’s fucking job.)

  8. rightymouse says:

    I don’t know where our yoga dudes are this morning, but I gotta go the grocery store soon. Here’s my contribution. Fitness made difficult!! 😆

  9. rightymouse says:

    For the ladies. Are these guys hot or wot?????? 🙂

  10. Octopus says:

    Some of us are more refined, and don’t wallow in superficial beauty and whatnot. For us, it’s the life of the mind that excites. I admit, I had to wear an ice-pack in my pants, to sit through this entire contest. How long can you last?

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      Chess – where even the queen is a phallic symbol.

    • rightymouse says:

      Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh! It’s like watching golf on TV.

      • Abu Caddyshack says:

        Hey! Golf is awesome if taped to buzz through commercials. In no other sport do the announcers educate/inform viewers than the PGA, irrespective of network. The NFL should have as many quality broadcasters.

      • Octopus says:

        My Dad was enraptured by golf on TV, and he didn’t take up the game until after he retired from GM in 1983. He was a huge fan of Tiger Woods, and was very irked by the complete collapse of that worthy’s game and reputation during the massive sex-scandal, and afterwards.

        Now I find myself watching golf on TV and paying attention, trying to see what my Dad saw in the activity. I get it, I think. It’s like soccer, where the scoring-moves are few and far between, but the skill-level throughout the matches are very high. As a red-blooded American, I’d like to see a few collisions here and there, maybe a maiming, but I understand that’s not what this is about. Still…would it kill anyone, besides the participants, if a landmine buried in a green would go off now and again?

    • gizbot7 says:

      The only fun thing to come about because of chess:

  11. Octopus says:

    Okay, okay…stop whining, already! Here’s your superficial cheekiness, you shallow sexist male chauvinist pigs. Ogle away. I’m not looking, though. I’m just thinking about chess moves.

  12. Because Says the guy who posted about My Little Bronys says:

  13. Because Onose! Rebelz! says:

    • St. Pancake says:

      Democratic “rebels” = Dixie rebels = Confederate States of America = voting against Obama = RACISTS

    • Octopus says:

      Looks like free speech, from here. Not sure if the local authorities will let that fly, though. It’s pretty raw. 😆

  14. dwells38 says:

    One for the guys. Aren’t many girls who can be covered in tats and still look the girl next door. Something about that smile and dimples on top of dimples:

    http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/16926901/olivia_black_8.jpg.html

    http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/16926925/olivia_black_3.jpg.html

  15. dwells38 says:

    Here’s a metaphor for the MSM finally going head to head against the audacious lies of the Obungler Administration:

  16. Octopus says:

    Not a word on Obamacare today, from Herr Fatass? Hmm. They must have gotten that mess straightened out. That Unicorn Messiah really knows how to hustle, when the fat’s in the fire.

  17. Minnow says:

    Well, at least this is the most transparent Administration ever.

    (Surf’s up Barry!)

  18. Because dense says:

    • Octopus says:

      Weird, because the science was settled on planet formation. You can’t have new ideas, or question the old ones, once the science is settled. You don’t want to open that can of worms, do you, Fatass?

    • The Osprey says:

      Is it less dense than Mountain Dew?
      Than Cheeto™ dust?

  19. Octopus says:

    Ol’ Power-Glutes is done with Alec Baldwin’s raging homophobia. Waiting for our Fatass to weigh in on this burning issue. http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/11/15/andrew-sullivan-slams-msnbc-bunch-hypocrites-and-phonies-propaganda-n

  20. Octopus says:

    Don’t forget, Obama was the Original Birther: http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/17/The-Vetting-Barack-Obama-Literary-Agent-1991-Born-in-Kenya-Raised-Indonesia-Hawaii

    This juicy fact often gets lost in the shuffle. 😉

    • Abu Milyo says:

      Nerfer!!!1!!!
      I’m with you. He had control of that blurb. He might have been born in Hawaii but his cred would be 4X if the were an internationalist douchebag. He is Satan.

      • Octopus says:

        Speaking of nerfing, I wonder if the parentage of Chelsea will become an issue during Hildabeast’s upcoming campaign. I have no firm opinion on the matter, but I have had some interesting photos pushed in front of me by some rather flushed-looking enthusiasts. 😉

    • dwells38 says:

      Yeah I remember that. Obungler is most certainly a native Kenyan. I don’t think it matters but that’s not something you overlook in your own promotional materials. His agent would have had him read over it before printing those up and it’s even possible Obuttboy did the draft. But he’s definitely a fraud on several levels.

  21. Octopus says:

    rightymouse :
    Well, frankly, I think it’s for the Byrds.

    Give that gal a Seeger! (cigar) (they can’t all be gems)

  22. Abu penis penis penis lol there is a season says:

  23. Octopus says:

    For Sandra Fluke…

  24. Minnow says:

    Hey Barry, I see you are up to 217 comments a day! Wow…. the surf’s really up – huh?

    Good work dudebro’…. I can see it now…. in no time you will be up to 150!

    You rock dude….

  25. Octopus says:

    It’s not the foreword to Chunky’s memoirs, believe it or not. It’s a different fat bastard, one with a lot more talent, but the same kind of self-destructive bent. It’s Artie Lange, in case you’re wondering, in his book, “Crash And Burn.”

    Artie did a very public face-plant a few years ago, in which he ended up stabbing himself. Chunky also eviscerated himself, a few years before Artie, destroying the blog he’d spent 8 years watching climb to the top of the heap of conservative, Islamofascist-fighting sites. Chunky will never write an honest tell-all, I’m afraid. His crazy ego won’t allow such a revealing peek behind the flab-curtain. We can only speculate on what that diary would expose to the world. In the meantime, here’s the opening lines of Artie’s latest:

    ————————————————————————

    All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once you’re laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what I’m saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred. Only when you’re in that ditch, lying there in the muddy runoff you’ve made of your life, gazing up at the peak you fell from, do you truly know how small you are and understand how tall you used to be. Down there at the bottom you can finally see the you’ve made of your life crashes toward you in slow motion, engulfing the people you care about; stifling you with the debris of your existence. The view from that gully is a front-row seat to the mess you’ve made, but it’s not the kind of show you want to see up close and personal. If you’re lucky and if you want to, if you’ve got the strength and good people willing to pick up what remains of you in your life, you can make it out alive and climb back into the world. If any of you reading this feel like you’re close to that pit, please read on: I’ve done your homework for you. At least I hope so, because I’d like to think the time I spent out of my mind will do someone some good. My life changed, so in the end it did me some good, but if I can keep just one person from suffering a fraction of what I had to, then it wasn’t all for nothing. And that means something. I crashed and burned. I rolled all the way down my fucking hill, man, and I did it in a very big way. It was a slow slide at first, easy enough to ignore, but in the end it was a race to the end and I lapped my best time. Only now can I see just how far back my slip and slide down to Gutter Town took me. I’ve gotta be honest, sometimes I’m impressed with myself, because I held out for a pretty long time going pretty damn hard before I fucked up good enough to wake up. Now that I’ve had enough time to think about it, now that I’m “alive” again for all practical purposes (sorry, ArtiesDeathWatch.com), I can pinpoint the moment that my descent began. Nobody slipped me that one pill that sent me over the edge; that’s not the kind of thing I’m talking about. I mean the moment when I began to let duplicity rule my life, when lying to myself and to others, to whatever degree necessary, became completely acceptable to me. I didn’t even shrug at it anymore. That’s when I turned the corner into hell. I can tell you where it happened, and aside from my blackouts, what happened, but I don’t know the why of this shit, only the how, so bear with me; I’m doing my best.

  26. Bunk X says:

    84 wrenchwench Sat, Nov 16, 2013 5:11:49pm
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    https://twitter.com/Gus_807/status/401972133137367040

  27. Pakimon says:

    Time to play: Name that Bog Sycophant!

    http://tinyurl.com/lgtzarb

    Or we can title it, “Frabby Stinclair trolls DoD” and be done with it. 😆

  28. rightymouse says:

    Because….

  29. Pakimon says:

    I can’t even… 😯 😆

    http://tinyurl.com/o44e43f

  30. rightymouse says:

    Poor baby. Take some Advil.

    • Octopus says:

      The talk about “Bush’s Katrina” that was spewed by your libturded MSM was much worse, Fatass. You used to rail about that, back in the day. Remember?

      http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=17326_Playing_Politics_with_a_Major_Disaster&only

      Playing Politics with a Major Disaster
      Charles Johnson
      9/01/05 2:08:14 pm • Views: 653
      Yesterday on the liberal radio network Air America, host Randi Rhodes said that President Bush is happy to see dead Democrats.

      The Radio Equalizer has more.

      Here’s what Ms Rhodes said:

      “This President is never gonna do the right thing. I think somewhere deep down inside him he takes a lot of joy about losing people, if he thinks they vote Democrat or if he thinks they’re poor, or if he thinks they’re in a blue state, whatever his reasons are not to rescue those people who are (planning?) for their safety.”

      This kind of thinking has become completely mainstream on the left. For another example, have a look at The Democratic Party blog—floor to ceiling, non-stop Bush-bashing.

      It’s absolutely disgusting.

      • rightymouse says:

        He was scammed by the Right back then. It wasn’t until after our first black/white Prez was erected that he saw the light & went bat-shit crazy!! No wonder he has a headache.

      • dwells38 says:

        Yeah like righty said, that’s back before he realized that Randi Rhodes is 100% correct 100% of the time. ALL-ways.

  31. dwells38 says:

    Remember when Chunk did a post last week about Palin supposedly being incoherent? I guess the fat old traitor thinks this is coherent. At the end there I think she was just rearranging the same 10 words to see if they would make any fucking sense to Gregory and discovering each time that they didn’t. LOL! Lying scumbag Commies are hilarious when they’re cornered.

  32. dwells38 says:

    Octopus :http://www.wnd.com/2012/09/claim-obama-hid-gay-life-to-become-president/
    NTTAWWT, but when is he coming out of the closet?

    That would explain why he likes golf so much. Where else than a country club locker room is he going to get see so much old white noodle?

  33. Octopus says:

    This laughable piece by Alec Baldwin has some real gems: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alec-baldwin/recent-events_b_4287623.html

    I have been a fan of MSNBC for some time. Its left-leaning tone never bothered me. I still believe that they are more enamored of and devoted to the truth in any single hour than Fox is all year long. I think Rachel Maddow is perhaps the single most important television journalist on the air today. And if my show does disappear, I will be grateful in so far as her good work, along with that of O’Donnell and Hayes and Sharpton and Matthews and Jansing, will not be sullied by my problem.

    😆 What an incredible d-bag. And he did call the guy a “cocksucking fag,” the other day. The best part is, it’s his young wife (hilariously named “Hilaria”) who calls the paps everytime she and Alec are about to hit the town. Apparently, she loves the attention. 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      My, such high praise for Maddow. You mean that snatch licking lesbo, Alec? Just wanted to put it in your terminology.

      I like too how in other parts of his revelatory ramblings it becomes apparent that it’s only just now dawned on him that if he wants to be treated like a private citizen, then he could just be one and STFU. We have enough narcissistic idiot Hollyweird actors. You won’t be missed and the void will quickly be filled.

      Yeah wife Hilaria! LOL! What’s the kids name? Dementia? Hysteria?

    • dwells38 says:

      Alec: “I have to get chased by cocksucking fag photogs who are always trying to hit my wife in the face with microphones and somehow I’m always in the wrong. If I have to choose between my wife/baby’s safety and putting my godlike talents on display in Hollyweird movies and NBC Commie unfunny comedys and AMESSNBC Commie propaganda well then the choice is easy. Except er..I’m not announcing anything here so….keep those scripts coming. You know who my agent is. If not let me know I’ll text you his number. PS I don’t hate fags or dykes.”

  34. Because the Climate's on Fire! says:

  35. Doppel milyo says:

    A day in the life of Charles Icarus Fuckface

    0700 : wake up. google yourself. cut and paste a tweet.
    0705: ICYMI same tweet
    0706: roll over on smelly futon. reach for , procure , and piss in mountain dew bottle
    0708: ban somebody at LGF. Cry over shitty overnight stats. Blame Gellar
    0710: Google yourself
    0715: ICYMI tweet
    0720: read media matters. CTRL C
    0725: CTRL V : first LGF post of the day
    0725-0330 : pick fights, ICYMI, google yourself, CTRL C, CTRL V, empty your dew bottle: refill. Empty. Google yourself: Check in on DoD several hundred times. do Zillow search of Greenwald, Gellar, Breitbart Homes. Get angry. Do more angry tweets
    0335: fall asleep on crusty futon. Dream of greatness.

  36. Doppel milyo says:

    rightymouse :
    “It’s neither here nor there”
    Her arrogance is astounding. She must think we’re idiots.

    she’s correctly assuming 55% of America is just that, including all of her supporters

  37. Frank Sinclair says:

    Burn a picture of Robert E. Lee.

    • Frabby Stinclair says:

      I’m too busy putting up a video on YouTube of me burning up your Mom’s “nether region” with my large throbbing member.

      • Because Milyo says:

        Damn, she gets around. I was just giving her a lube job and a valve grind this morning. She’s going to need a new head gasket pretty soon.

        I told her to stop grinding her gears on that tranny. Her reverse doesn’t work any more.

  38. Because Where do you think "Caesarean" came from? Think it might have something to do with Caesar? says:

  39. Bunk X says:

    This Swampexchange is somewhat amusing.

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    re: #183 Snertly

    Sounds more likely that we’ve, you and I that is, have decided to belief in different lines of crap. In the long run, hubris will prove to have been the NSA’s Achilles heel. Thanks in part to documents released by way of Snowden and Greenwald, it is plainly obvious that the NSA has exceeded their mandate, and the boundaries of US law, in every conceivable fashion, apparently on the, popular among school children, theory that if you don’t get caught then you’ve done nothing wrong. Trouble with that theory is they got caught.

    yeah… I remember all of those press conferences and tweets issued by the NSA stating bluntly “yeah, we’re spying on your sorry asses and there’s nothing you can say or do to stop us”, the fucking balls on those hubristic civil servants…

    What’s really nifty and keen is how folks like you, we’re out there in front leading this fight all during the Bush Administration after the Patriot Act was passed, fighting for our right to privacy by pointing out the potential for abuse and how there weren’t any kind of checks and balances in place until the Democrats took over and implemented some half-hearted attempts at checks and balances and how that Obama came out and stated publicly that he wasn’t sure that any administration should have this much power but it was all a false flag operation to give the NSA carte blanche to do as they wish and outsource our security outside of their control to places like Booz, which led to Snowden and their entire scheme being open to examination about how we’re all so much at risk that someone like Snowden could work with GG to bring down this entire apparatus from within by simply misrepresenting himself and betraying his co-workers and his own oath while getting paid handsomely to live in Hawaii….

    you’re likely a poorly researched Dennis Miller rant without the staccato delivery or sardonic presentation.

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    re: #196 piratedan

    yeah… I remember all of those press conferences and tweets issued by the NSA stating bluntly “yeah, we’re spying on your sorry asses and there’s nothing you can say or do to stop us”

    That would be Congressional committee hearings and a couple of Alexander talks here and there, but yeah.

    What’s really nifty and keen is how folks like you, we’re out there in front leading this fight all during the Bush Administration after the Patriot Act was passed

    …remainder omitted…

    Personally, I’ve been anticipating this broohaha since the early nineties. The NSA has been at it a lot longer than Obama’s been in office. Signing statement disclaimers are empty theater once the bill’s been signed. Aside from claiming authorization for drone strikes and assassinating anyone anywhere, which was more of a CIA thing. Were you going somewhere with that? At least Dennis Miller used complete sentences.

    • Bunk X says:

      39 thedopefishlives Fri, Nov 15, 2013 5:55:16pm
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      Today’s troll from earlier is still derping away downstairs.

      It makes the place less boring. I don’t get the people who prefer an echo chamber; there’s no intellectual stimulation in just hearing what you want to hear.

      Sorry to pop yer bubble, DopeFish, but you’re swimming in an aquarium filled with swampwater with the glass painted black, and the intellectual aeration pump has been unplugged for half a decade.