Lawhawk makes excuses for Obamacare

The alleged Lawhawk, who probably is really at best a Burger King Manager, makes excuses for Obamacare. Despite people losing coverage and growing anger, he assures other LGFers that everything is fine with Obamacare. Lawhawk blames any Obamcare glitches on the Republican Party.

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If this person is a Lawhawk, then I am a Billionaire.

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90 Comments on “Lawhawk makes excuses for Obamacare”

  1. livefreeor die says:

    More like a Lawparakeet.

  2. Octopus says:

    Lawhawk’s wordy rant contains about as much substance and knowledge of the chaos occurring among Washington Dems, as Chunky’s soulless noodling on jazzy guitar contains real musical innovation. Hell, there’s more sensation in Furious Burka’s post-clitorectomy conversion-muff, than there is truth in Lawhawk’s bluster. I do believe that person is a complete fraud, and not a lawyer at all. Might even be one of Fatass’s socks, who knows?

    Tomorrow’s going to be “interesting times” for the Donks, and the Unicorn Messiah. Some real-life decisions have to be made, to try and mitigate the damage from this botched-abortion of Obamacare. Can’t wait to see them twist in the cool breeze…
    http://tinyurl.com/nrpfbyu

  3. Octopus says:

    A knowledgeable person weighs in on the chances of success: http://andstillipersist.com/2013/11/obamacare-and-the-unstopped-project/

    Mind you, the website is the least of this insane enterprise’s problems. The implementation and clean-up will be much more costly and nerve-shredding. We’ve stepped in it, now. Get some wading boots.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Yes, they can’t just switch people back to their old insurances. It will likely take months for insurance companies to revert back to their old models as they’ve spent all this time and money getting to this point to meet the Obummercare policies.

      Wait until the Dems realize they can’t just wave a magic unicorn horn wand and make everything better…Watch Reid and Pelosi as their fellow Dems turn on them.

      When will President Ego crumble in a public forum?

      Pass the pudding and the popcorn. Karma, you magnificent bastard!

      • Because Milyo says:

        And to top that all off, lots of people are holding hack because they don’t trust their personal information to that sieve. And they shouldn’t. I doubt they’re ever going to plug the security holes, because as far as the govt is concerned, they’re features.

      • gizbot7 says:

        Because Milyo :
        And to top that all off, lots of people are holding hack because they don’t trust their personal information to that sieve. And they shouldn’t. I doubt they’re ever going to plug the security holes, because as far as the govt is concerned, they’re features.

        Yup. And when it comes to PII, the security holes designed into the site design are scary enough but add in a dollop of no-background-checked “navigators” and it’s a stolen identity nightmare jack in the box. I keep wondering why all Federal employees and contractors with access to PII have to undergo background checks and these off-the-street “you should lie” people don’t?

        Something just ain’t right.

  4. Minnow says:

    Lawpuke, you try and make the point that “millions remain without insurance”. Guess what you stupid fuck, now thanks to Obamacare, there are millions more (including me) WITHOUT insurance thanks to the Nigerian douchebag in office (and supported by the botox-poisoned shitheads in Congress…aka democrats).

    Your comments prove to all that, basically, you are a profoundly stupid fuck.

  5. Octopus says:

    This is for Jazzy Ponytail Guy — long may he waddle!

  6. Minnow says:

    And this one is dedicated to our Preezy….

  7. Octopus says:

    He’s a man of many talents, the Unicorn Messiah. Check out this impromptu bit of “Look at me, everyone! I’m singin’ just like Al Green!”

    I’ll take my barbed-wire-wrapped pineapple now, Satan. 🙄

  8. Octopus says:

    We need more abortion!

  9. St. Pancake says:

    What’s laughable is the pathetic excuses that liberals like lawpuke have been spinning to explain this flaming pile of shit. Republicans didn’t cancel millions of plans. Your saviors health care law which only democrats voted on did it.

  10. Pakimon says:

    The Left and the democrats created and own that flaming bag of shit called Obamacare and laid at the doorstep of America.

    Now they’re frantically ringing the doorbell and hoping that the republicans are stupid enough to come to the door and start stomping on it to put out the fire.

    • Pakimon :
      The Left and the democrats created and own that flaming bag of shit called Obamacare and laid at the doorstep of America.

      Now they’re frantically ringing the doorbell and hoping that the republicans are stupid enough to come to the door and start stomping on it to put out the fire.

      Unfortunately, the GOP will do just that.

    • Kurt's hard truth says:

      John Mccain and lindsay graham actually admitted that it’t their own shit and these two are doing two senators one bag with the feces!

  11. doppel milyo says:

    death spiral refers to LGF and Obamacare

    the epic fail Milyo of Obamacare can only be matched by the decline of LGF and the many epic fails of Mr Menuboard himself: libelblogger Icarus fuckface johnson

  12. doppel milyo says:

    hey Lawhawk:

    if Obamacare is such an amazing success, why is Mary Landreau running away from it as fast as her chubby legs can carry her?

  13. Octopus says:

    Helter Skelter, anyone?

    See: Charles Manson, Helter Skelter, Sharon Tate, race war

    • OLT's Not Even Honkey-Level Funky says:

      Umm, Stalker Charles? Aren’t you white? I mean, not even just white. Pale. Pasty. Pallid. Ghostly. OK, more ghastly than ghostly, but can we at least agree you are NOT in any way a person of color?

      Seriously, you’re whiter than Elizabeth Warren, and that woman is screaming flaming super Nordic white.

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, but her great-granny was a Cherokee princess, who fought valiantly against Custer and lesser Indians who littered.

      • Because Milyo says:

        He’s not black, but he played “Barry” once. That’s better than staying a night at Motel 6.

  14. Octopus says:

    If anyone would be the expert on what NOT to do, it’s our Fatass. 😆

  15. OLT's I've Filed A Request To Be The First Japanese On Mars says:

    “lawhawk” is obviously a lawyer, and from his “logic” I can only assume that he specializes in defending rapists by trashing their victims as sluts who “asked for it”.

    Hey, lawhawk, the only person that’s successfully delayed any part of this disaster is President Barack Hussein Obama. That’s right, the guy with the racist name unless a black person (like Stalker Charles’ self-image) says it.

    ps – you may have to get Lidane’s approval on whether Stalker Charles can be black. Apparently she/it (shit) is in charge of identities now.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      no doubt a mail order law degree. perhaps he obtained it in prison whilst he was serving time for kiddy diddling.
      no doubt he and the bar didn’t get along and he’s just an angry internet pesudolawyer

  16. Octopus says:

    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/363907/obamacare-schadenfreudarama-jonah-goldberg

    Jonah’s got the right spirit about this thing. Yes, it’s a horrible and expensive fiasco, but at least it was predicted by every conservative politician and journalist. We have the right to enjoy watching the Socialists drown in this swamp.

    • And as Rush said, we have every right to wish this POTUS’s failure as Chief Executive. Barack Hussein Obama has wanted to transform this country into a Euro-style socialist latrine, and who, in their right mind, would that to succeed?

  17. dwells38 says:

    Hey Flawedhawk. What’s laughable is you blaming the GOP for your Obungler leader’s bungled attempted Commie take over of the US’s health care system. And the current circular firing squad of the WH and it’s inept Admin idiots like Sebelius and the chickenshit Demoncrap idiots who realize the are losing their seats if this bungled shit continues.

    And why even make such a comment? The only people who listen to that crap are on AMESSNBC and all the Commies at LGF already heard it there. Everyone else, including us and even the MSM find it absurd, brazen and delusional to blame your own failures, misjudgements, petty hatefulness and ineptitude on the people who warned you all along not to do it.

  18. dwells38 says:

    Oh noes, Obungler starts to cave!!! Teh GOP made him do it!!! GW Bush, he eated the insurance policies: “gmfghmfmfghmf…burrrrrp! Laura, git me near beer to wash down those delicious healthcare plans.”

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/11/14/report-obama-getting-ready-to-cave-now-open-to-changing-obamacare/

    • Octopus says:

      Oh, they think a “little tweak” like letting millions of people keep the plans they were comfortable with is going to work, in the context of providing “free” insurance to the rest? What color be the skies in that world? 😆

    • Because Milyo says:

      Now just watch the GOP turn this golden opportunity to shiite.

  19. Octopus says:

    Uncle Goofy, aka Joe Biden, was correct when he said this was “a big fucking deal.” Just not in a good way. 😆

    Btw, I share the sentiments of those who think the GOP will find a way to snatch perceived-defeat from this hot mess, but I’m not letting that stop me from enjoying the Dems’ discomfiture today. Gotta get your kicks where you can find them, at my age. 🙂

  20. rightymouse says:

    Lawhawk sure knows how to get updingies. Just spout irrational crap about the GOP & the rats will applaud.

  21. Because Heheheh says:

  22. Because Heheheh Hahahahah says:

    • dwells38 says:

      Right. So that previous tiny imperceptible increase within the range of normal deviations warming is now thought to be 2x the tiny imperceptible normal deviation range warming. Which is to say it’s still a fart in a whirlwind. And the author acknowledges that it being only one study, it doesn’t really mean anything until other studies come up with the same conclusion.

      Buried in the penultimate paragraph of the Al Guardian article:

      The perceived recent slowdown of global surface temperatures remains an interesting scientific question. It appears to be due to some combination of internal factors (more global warming going into the oceans), external factors (relatively low solar activity and high volcanic activity), and an underestimate of the actual global surface warming.

      Another factor might be a complete misunderstanding of the complexity of chaotic climate systems coupled with a desire to massage facts and data into a Communist worldview serving incorrect conclusion.
      http://www.theguardian.com/environment/climate-consensus-97-per-cent/2013/nov/13/global-warming-underestimated-by-half?CMP=twt_gu

  23. Because Heheheh ICYMI Hahahahah says:

  24. OLT's I Know, Let's Kill Babies To Fix That says:

    Octopus :

    We need more abortion!

    Solution to pretend woman hatred – kill all the babies, including the future women.

    You gotta love Liberals.

    Wait, I take that back. They’re a disgusting pack of fucks.

  25. OLT's I Know, Let's Kill Babies To Fix That says:

    The anti-gun rights Libs/Progs are fetishistic totemists that fear guns because they are an evil, near-demonic influence on people. Wanting a gun means you want to kill children, having a gun means it’s only a matter of time before you do. Fear and worship of the totemic item’s magical powers coupled with a mentally damaging fixation. Fetishistic Totemism. One of the most primitive and basic religious belief systems, usually featuring people trying to appease thunder or volcanoes.

    The people fighting the supposed misogyny of conservatives, Conservatives, Republicans, republicans, etc. are much more sophisticated. Their god Moloch (or Ba’al, or any number of other names) demands child sacrifice. This they do with great enthusiasm, as long as the child is butchered before it completely clears the birth canal. To be fair, the ancients would at least wait long enough for the sacrifice to be born first. We’re only just now getting there through the latest sacred ritual, the partial-birth abortion. AFAIK, the ancients did not collect the feet of sacrificial victims as souvenirs to be displayed in jars, so some of our abortion heroes are arguably more vicious and uncaring than they were.

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      Always go to the donkey abortion!

    • They don’t really fear guns; that’s a convenient excuse to cover up their true desire: a return to absolutism if not totalitarian fascism.

      The right of self-defense is the first law of nature; in most governments it has been the study of rulers to confine this right within the narrowest limits possible. Wherever standing armies are kept up, and when the right of the people to keep and bear arms is, under any color or pretext whatsoever, prohibited, liberty, if not already annihilated, is on the brink of destruction.

      Henry St. George Tucker, in Blackstone’s 1768 Commentaries on the Laws of England.

      • OLT's Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupidity says:

        No doubt true of their tax-funded usually white 1%r leaders, but the ignorant true believers/voters are lining up for salvation from the gun menace through any means necessary and they fear what they are told to fear. And any one of them can use their feelings to trump your stupid facts.

        Dumbing down society has achieved its goal.

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        The 1%ers like gun control except for their bodyguards. “Certified” bodyguards get automatic gun permits in NYC.

        “Certified” means you work for a body guard agency. There’s no formal certification process. If you want a permit, just register a sham security company.

      • OLT's Never Underestimate Corruption says:

        Any permit system that is not “shall issue” was set up for elites only, including but not limited to political patronage.

  26. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    Old Weird Howard’s being old and weird and Howard again…

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/howard-dean-i-wonder-if-obama-has-legal-authority-do_767096.html

    • Hey, Howie, I have some news for ya: just about everything Hussein Obama has done is illegal and/or un-Constitutional.

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        Old Weird Howard’s pissed that they didn’t get single payer. There’s a significant amount of dissent against Ocare coming from the hard left.

        Basically, nobody likes this POS. Maybe it might have been a good idea to read it before they passed it?

  27. Because 1-800-MILYO :
    Old Weird Howard’s pissed that they didn’t get single payer. There’s a significant amount of dissent against Ocare coming from the hard left.

    Basically, nobody likes this POS. Maybe it might have been a good idea to read it before they passed it?

    That would have meant doing some FOR the citizens, not against them.

  28. OLT's And "Republicans" Will Vote For It says:

    Because 1-800-MILYO :
    Old Weird Howard’s pissed that they didn’t get single payer. There’s a significant amount of dissent against Ocare coming from the hard left.
    Basically, nobody likes this POS. Maybe it might have been a good idea to read it before they passed it?

    Single-payer is the end goal. It may not be this “fix” or the next, but it will be eventually.

  29. dwells38 says:

    If I Could Save Us From Obama (sung to the tune of ‘If I Could Save Time In A Bottle’)

    If I could save us from Obama
    The first thing that I’d like to do
    Is to find every way
    So Obamacare passes away
    And we’re back to what’s true

    If we could have freedom forever
    And Socialist fixers were through
    I’d savor each day like a treasure and then,
    Again, we’d be back to what’s true

    [Chorus]
    But there’s always some insidious slimes
    To steal the things of yours and mine
    Once we’ve earned them
    I’ve looked at progs enough to know
    Free markets is the one to go
    Through time with

    If I had a botched app of glitches
    That reamed everyone who came through
    I’d bounce all the empty head
    Evasive operatives
    And make sure they answered what’s true

    [Chorus]
    ‘Cuz the laws they pass are just a crime
    To steal the things of yours and mine
    Once we’ve earned them
    I’ve looked at progs enough to know
    Our Freedom is ours to go
    Through time with

    ASSSLAP, BM EYE (ow!) 2013

  30. Octopus says:

    Well done, Dwells!

  31. Octopus says:

    There really is a numbing effect, isn’t there? I mean, the Unicorn Messiah is made wholly of lies. The truth is not in him. At some point, it gets tedious. For me, it happened in late-2009.

    • Because Don Quisho says:

      You can get used to anything. Like having moobs.

    • Kurt's gravitometer says:

      that fatigue is really from your morbid obesity Charles

      call the fish importer. have them send over a scale. you know, the really big scales where they weigh killer whales, etc

      have them bring a forklift to load you on it.

      take the reading.
      subtract 500
      weigh that much

      get back to me on your fatigye

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        Paleo might help, but that would mean giving up both cheetos and mountain dew and subsisting on burnt frozen salmon. Fruit and water are also ok.

        Wait until Michelle starts issuing nutritional requirements as part of Ocare. Chunk’s gonna be hosed. 😆

  32. Because Heheheh Hahahahah says:

  33. Octopus says:

    They use a hose to wash down the big ones, over 500 lbs. Sometimes a pressure-washing unit is required, to get into the “secret places.” Gets pretty crusty in there, after years of not being able to reach.

  34. Octopus says:

    No shit, Sherlock.

  35. rightymouse says:

    Liberalism is a laughable mental disorder…..

  36. rightymouse says:

    Something’s up in Chuckistan. This has been a HUGE day for ACA news/Obama mea culpa sob stories & Charles has shot off 7 music tweets in the last 3 hours. Weird. 🙄

  37. rightymouse says:

    Yep…

  38. rightymouse says:

    A light bulb goes off over Piers Morgan’s scrambled brains….

  39. rightymouse says:

    Lawhawk, face the facts if you really are an attorney. Obama willingly lied to the American people to get ACA passed. No Republican voted for it. Obama and the Dems OWN this horrible mess. Man up & deal with it.

  40. Octopus says:

    Lawhawk, these fries are ice-cold. Can you please get me some hot ones? I’ll settle for warm, even.

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      He’s more upscale than that. He’s a barista. Hey LH, get me a snotsickle frappe, hold the snot.

  41. Minnow says:

    It is so entertaining and humorous to watch the lives of meaningless nobodies, with no accomplishments and no future spewing away on the internet trying desperately to get attention – to validate their existence… anything to get somewhere in life…. somewhere that will mean that they won’t have to ask for salmon recipes on line…. n’shit….

    oh say…. Hi Barry…. surf’s up!