” A smear merchant”

Projection is Charles Johnson’s biggest forte.

Charles knows all about being a smear merchant.


75 Comments on “” A smear merchant””

  1. dwells38 says:

    I submit to you Chunky Boo Boo, Smear Merchant Extraordinaire! And replete with confused bogus theory about how something called a yfrog account works. Notice how his longest posts are techno because he thinks he REALLY knows something about it (unlike everything else he posts smears about)? No Chunky, Weiner just sent a dick pic is all and admitted it the next day, you fucking condfused idiot. Nobody but your dumbass was talking about yfrogs because Weiner’s lie was that he was hacked. You didn’t know what you were talking about but it didn’t stop you from smearing Breitbart and other right wingers in defense of this craven little narcissistic left-winger pig.

    Was Rep. Weiner’s Account Hacked? The Question is Irrelevant
    Why are the media ignoring strongly exculpatory evidence? Charles JohnsonFollow @Green_Footballs Technology • 6/02/11 8:30:02 am • Views: 31,165
    Slate’s Christopher Beam has an article today titled, “Weinergate: Was Anthony Weiner’s Twitter account hacked? The evidence for and against.”
    And this is emblematic of the rest of the media, because Beam is totally missing a crucial point — there was absolutely no need to “hack” Rep. Weiner’s account. As we demonstrated beyond a shadow of a doubt yesterday, it’s possible to send a picture to a user’s yfrog account and at the same time post an automatic tweet on Twitter, without ever hacking into an account. This is possible because of yfrog’s MMS posting feature, which is indisputably insecure.
    I should say it was possible, because in a clear sign that yfrog knows they have a problem, they’ve now disabled the MMS posting feature completely.
    And the simple fact is that yfrog’s email “secret codes” are extremely easy to guess; they’re based on a limited set of characters, and as “ElCapitanAmerica” demonstrated, duplicates occur quite frequently.


  2. dwells38 says:

    And remember how Fat Boo Boo would smear the Romneys? In one post he said Romney called wait staff servants. When he really correctly called them waiters and waitresses and referred to them as the middle class as opposed to the wealthy donor attendees.

    Remember when he called Ann Romney a racism for criticizing the Obamas’ expensive and wasteful overseas vacations? When called out on it at Weazel Zippers he smears everyone there as racists.


  3. dwells38 says:

    Of course, Chunkies biggest smear is to smear the entire anti-Jihad blogosphere as white supremacists.

    Here’s a comical post by PAM!! where she mentions Charles threat to smear Michelle Malkin because of all the “stuff” he has to destroy her. Comical because no such stuff ever appeared. His smear assistant hitman “Don’t Squeeze the Sharmuta” is long banned and I just saw Michelle Malkin on TV a few days ago whilst Chunk hasn’t been seen in years.


  4. dwells38 says:

    Here’s another comical step-on-dick moment during the Weiner smear at just the time where the Chunkster was holding tough and then Weiner caved, Chunky vows never to apologize to Breitbart. But in the end even the craven dick flashing philanderer Weiner apologizes to Breitbart. All Chunk can do is smear Breitbart with unspecified supposed smears. From Legal Insurrection:

    Charles Johnson: I Won’t Apologize to Breitbart



    Posted by William A. Jacobson Monday, June 6, 2011 at 5:27pm
    Earlier today I noted that numerous people owed Andrew Breitbart an apology.
    Among those people was Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs who accused Andrew Bretibart of “smearing” Weiner with “phony” accuastions. Now that Bretibart has been vindicated, is Charles willing to man up and apologize? Hell NO (emphasis mine):

    And I’ve been getting a flood of hate mail, much of it demanding that I “apologize” for something. So here’s my official response to this demand:
    Not a freaking chance. If Weiner admits to sending the pictures in question, I’ll be surprised and disappointed, but I’m never going to apologize for calling it as I see it.
    And I’m certainly never going to apologize for pointing out that Andrew Breitbart is a sleazy fraudster, with a well-documented and very tawdry history of deception.
    So to those demanding that I apologize: try holding your breath until you turn blue. Maybe that will do it.
    UPDATE at 6/6/11 1:33:21 pm
    And there we have it; Rep. Weiner has admitted to sending the pictures, in an abject apology. But he says he’s not going to resign.
    UPDATE at 6/6/11 2:13:16 pm
    Just to be absolutely clear about this: yes, Andrew Breitbart got this one right. But again, I will never apologize for doubting his credibility. He’s smeared too many innocent people, he does not deserve the benefit of the doubt, and getting it right this one time does not change those facts.

    At the end of Weiner’s press conference, under questioning, Weiner stated that he apologized to Andrew Breitbart. How interesting that Charles is incapable of doing the same.


  5. Octopus says:

    “Smear merchant” getting results, and attention from the media, while Fatass toils in obscurity: http://www.jammiewf.com/2013/okeefe-gets-results-obamacare-navigator-fired-three-suspended-after-being-exposed-in-video/

  6. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s clueless flailing during the Weiner Epenisode will go down in DoD history as one of the greatest moments in Porky Icarus history. I still laugh, everytime I consider the series of beclownments that ensued. 😆

  7. dwells38 says:

    As usual Chunk piles onto a smear. Cohen smears the GOP and Tea Party for supposedly gagging when they see interracial couples, obviously a cheap and pathetic strawman lie. Which Chunk knows isn’t true but goes into smear mode and disingenuously pretends to take issue with Cohen’s ostensible defense of the racist GOP, istelf of course merely a dishonest pretense for smearing.

    What a mess this deep fever swamp Alinskyite stuff becomes! Who would have guessed 5 years ago the old Charles Johnson of repute would devolve into the lowest of the propaganda swilling lying pond scum.


    • Octopus says:

      That is one tangled web of lies. Leave it to Fatass to get completely wrapped up in it.

      • dwells38 says:

        It does fit Chunky’s penchant for attacking Jewish journalists. Imagine, not happy that Cohen’s already smearing the GOP. He’s not smearing them ENOUGH! That lousy lying Jew!

  8. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    Cameras lie!

  9. Octopus says:

    Am I hallucinating, or are people seriously talking about Fauxcahontas running for President in 2016? Maybe I ate some kind of noxious weed by mistake, in one of those fancy salads with dandelions and whatnot. #chief running joke #lieawathah #pocahotmess

  10. Octopus says:

    This DeBlasio is a real piece of work, too: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/11/06/nyregion/06deblasio-milestones-timeline.html?_r=0

    Is there anything this guy has ever done, that wasn’t done with a calculating eye on his political career? I don’t think so.


      ICYMI: “Genit’allah”

      It’s a penis penis penis LOL joke AND “racist”!

      /what’s sauce for the Stalker is sauce for a stalker

      • Octopus says:

        Inshallah-di-da, with the fancy double-offensives this morning. 😆

      • Because Shakespeare Milyo says:

        What mean’st thou by that? “Mend” me, thou saucy stalker?


        Anyone got Lidane’s phone number? I need her to figure out if my wife is so lesbian that she likes guys or what her damned deal is.

        In the old days, we just performed the “Crocoduile Dundee” test, but as I understand it that is no longer sufficient.

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        1- IDO-DONKEY

        Clenis clenis clenis lol.

  11. Juan Epstein says:

    Translation: look! I’m some how relephant!

  12. Because Oy says:

  13. Octopus says:

    The nonsense-article being waved around frantically is a hilarious piece of gibberish: http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2013-11/uoy-hd111313.php

    Sample: “The new research published in the Quarterly Journal of the Royal Meteorological Society shows that the Arctic is warming at about eight times the pace of the rest of the planet.”


    I think the Fortress Of Solitude has caught on fire, or had a nuclear meltdown. This is bad, folks. Real bad.

    • Because Cuckoo Clock says:

      It’s gotten to the point where you can set your watch by the screaming yellow zonkers alarmist reports. It must be donkey o’clock.

    • rightymouse says:

      Meanwhile, it’s frickin’ freezing here in NE Ohio. 😦

      • Octopus says:

        No warming in 17 years, and signs of an impending Ice Age are no reason to abandon the AGW-hysteric bandwagon. Weather is not climate…unless it is, like the typhoon. That was climate. Freezing winters are weather. Learn a science book!

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        Cuz Spongebob stoled all ur heat. You’re gonna have to have a talk with Mr. Crabs.

    • dwells38 says:

      Well since the planet’s not warming at all that may be true. 8X0 = 0.

  14. Octopus says:

    My plea for Pam’s return was heard, by the Fatass Who Never Reads Here! 🙂

  15. Octopus says:

    I was really hoping for a pic of Pam’s “sweater-puppy-bombs.” 😦

    • Pakimon says:

      Got it covered!

      I don’t know if they’re PAM!!’s, but they are sweater-puppy-bombs bouncing around as she jumps up and down. 😀

  16. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    Octopus :
    No warming in 17 years, and signs of an impending Ice Age are no reason to abandon the AGW-hysteric bandwagon. Weather is not climate…unless it is, like the typhoon. That was climate. Freezing winters are weather. Learn a science book!

    No hurricanes in the Atlantic – weather.

    1 typhoon in the Pacific – extreme climate!!!

    • dwells38 says:

      This can be blamed on climate change. See what happens people???? AND it was a racist typhoon caused by the white devil’s greed.

  17. OLT's BOOM Go The Sweater Puppies says:

    Well, Stalker Charles did blow up after being hit with Pam’s sweater puppies, so I guess maybe they are bombs in that sense.

      • Pakimon says:

        I’d forgotten about those saggy hippie boobs and old wrinkled naked men stumbling around photos.

        The goggles! They do nothing!!!

        As a counter to the the above horror inducing photos, here’s an alternative.

        It expresses the need for escaping the trappings of oppression and bursting forth to freedom!


        (Might be considered NSFW because bursting forth and whatnot might not be suitable for fragile minds)

      • Because Boobies!!!!! says:

        Yep, those are boobs. I know what they look like, and those are definitely boobs.

      • Octopus says:

        Man, that’s still as awful as ever! 😯

        There are good reasons why humans wear clothes. Everyone is most definitely not beautiful, in every way. Tattoos and scrotum-inflation do not greatly help the situation, nor does a goatee on a transvestite going in at least two sex-change directions at once.

        I despise the “God Hates Fags!” tribe of degenerates down at Westboro Baptist Church Of Jesus’ Divine Hatred, but these San Francisco beauties test my tolerance. And why aren’t those fat lezzies out protesting Obama, with all of his drone-killing and whatnot?

      • dwells38 says:

        Why is it ugly chicks with saggy tits and weird faggy hippy guys care so much about war? Couldn’t they have gotten Katy Perry? She hates war.

  18. Because Quotations from Chairman Chunk says:

  19. Because Ocare has learned a trick from Chuck says:

  20. Because Carlos quero Taco Bell con Mountain Dew says:

    • Grinning Cat says:

      Actually, the wolves were just re-reading Charles’ posts on Weiner’s yfrog account getting “hacked”. I kind of looked like that too. 😆

  21. Because Milyo says:
  22. Because Milyo says:

    • rightymouse says:

      I do believe they smell fear for 2014. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Dingy Harry will express their impacted anal-glands for them, and get them back in fighting-trim. Or not. He might be ready to lead a revolt, who knows? 😆 (popcorn)

  23. rightymouse says:

    Because Jon Stewart has a medical degree…….

    • Octopus says:

      Stewart took some flak from the Left for criticizing Obamacare last week. He can’t piss off his core viewership too badly, so he’s been hammer-and-tongs on the GOP and Fox ever since. 🙄

  24. Abu says:

    Last evening this thread appeared and I tried to comment and twice got an error message. I discussed w/ Senor TesticOcto on the last thread.
    At least I wasn’t hallucinating.

  25. calo says:

    Somebody is having some fun at the expense of Teh Johnson tonight.

  26. JimboXL says:

    Missing heat now? If we entered an ice age they’d say we have missing global warming, “so although the earth has plunged into an extinction-level deep freeze we are actually experiencing a period of disasterous warming because we have discovered ‘missing global warming.'”

  27. poteen2 says:

    How the hell did I get on James O’Keefe’s mailing list?

    Careful bonehead. I hear he’s got a hot little Thai girlfriend. He’s kinda successful you know.
    You might not want to advertize those Asian hooker services anymore. Unless,of course, you’re running an ACORN office now.

  28. JimboXL says:

    Healthcare.gub was a success after all, although real enrollment is actually 1/3rd of 1.2%, meaning any future Dim south of the border forced in front of computer screen, the enrollment actually is overflowing due to “missing enrollment.”

  29. Pakimon says:

    Chunky’s getting worried that O’Keefe is going to show up at his door with a hidden camera disguised as a Cheetos delivery man from Amazon.com 😆