“Beauty is only skin deep”

Charles occasionally tries to get philosophical. Many times, he does not see the irony of what he is writing.


In Charles Johnson’s case, his ugliness starts at the skin and runs deep into his soul.


108 Comments on ““Beauty is only skin deep””

  1. livefreeor die says:

    Deep thoughts from CJ.

  2. Octopus says:

    This from a guy who makes your average blobfish look like Joe Hollywood. 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    Many times, he does not see the irony of what he is writing.

    Only on days ending in “y,” and only when awake or asleep. Other than that, he’s very perceptive.

  4. Octopus says:


    A fine Veteran’s Day story. Thanks to all who served!

  5. Doppel bone says:

    Milyo is only skin deep, but fuldkommen gak goes all the way to the bone

  6. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    Regarding Chuck’s tweets about Palin:

  7. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    1978 Charles Barry Whomever. Fun starts at 3:40.

  8. Octopus says:

    The drummer is a racist. Surfing being associated with honkie culture and whatnot. Poor Barry, being the victim of racism at such an impressionable age. 😦

  9. Octopus says:


    Guess how long it takes for this interesting look at the Sun’s current lull in sunspot-activity to turn into a defense of the discredited AGW hypothesis. 🙄

  10. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:


  11. Because Barry Icarus, Genuis says:

  12. trebob says:

    Geez, Charles is morose and depressing. I just can’t even… 🙂

    So we can all get rid of the CJ funk, here’s a happy song:

  13. Medchemmer says:

    If there is one thing CJ has a lot of, it’s definitely skin.

  14. trebob says:

    OK, that happy vid earlier didn’t do it. Not happy enough and the chick’s a little young for most of us. This one has it all. Young girls shakin’ and shimmying (no fake boobs), hairy men (for Righty), underaged males (for Charles). Franti is great so please enjoy and all you wimmenz, let’s see you shake your behinds like it’s Saturday morning! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Here’s another happy song, especially for people like me who think the animals should pitch in a little bit more:

  15. OLT's I Expect A Medal From Eric Holder says:



    Or, maybe not.

    Q1: Why would CNN leave this as an editorial (with HEAVY “this guy’s a Republican to the bone” attributions) rather than address this factual counter the the Democrat voter suppression/racism mantra?

    Q2: Why am I asking you such fucking stupid questions? Any kale-filled slug knows that answer.

    Q3: Did you see from the voter “turnout” how interested people are in their Government? Yes, I’m terrified as well.

    S1: Yes, I voted. I always vote. But only once per cycle, because not dead yet.

    S2: Yes, I was asked for an ID.

    S3: Took under a minute.

    S4: Yes, I am a privileged white heterosexual Christian male. Of course none of this is actually printed on me, so I had to barge into the church like I owned it, rip my shirt off (wow, now THAT’S WHITE!), show my bank balance to everyone, kiss a crucifix, and then pleasure to climax ALL FOUR of the well-past middle-aged women that were serving as precinct workers while making the lone elderly Asian gentleman watch AND applaud. Yep, that’s how hard it is to vote it is in Texas now that we have this damned horrible ID law. I was almost late for work! But when it comes to racist voter suppression I am committed. After all, it’s the law of the land!

    • dwells38 says:

      They’re desparate for the illegal’s votes.

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      You mean we have to have vibrators now to vote? Poll tax!

      • Octopus says:

        Hanging Chad™

        Voted Best Voting Vibrator 2013. Popular with both sexes, and those between sexes. Available in sizes Large, Ventral and Grunty.

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      Or did you actually use your penis penis penis lol? Beware of antibiotic-proof gonorrhea. Your right to vote isn’t worth it.

      OTOH, if you’re a donk, you probably already have it from the Donkey Show.

  16. Octopus says:

    Paranoia strikes deep. 😯

  17. Octopus says:

    Gus, now that you’re sober, or claiming to be, it doesn’t do to be plumbing the depths of the Wayback Machine to try and curry favor with Fatass. Strike out on your own. Make your own mistakes, and achieve your own goals. You can do that now, without the big fat hairy monkey on your back.

  18. Octopus says:

    For a minute, the Twit-Warrior’s feed was completely barren of Greenwald glurge. Now it’s back to “normal.” 😆

  19. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    Speaking of beauty and skin, what’s wrong with this picture?

    • Octopus says:

      I give up. I see nothing wrong here.

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        There’s not much point in a hard hat and safety glasses with all that skin exposed. Although there is a such thing as a nerd glasses fetish. Chicks with nerdy glasses make my front bone big.

      • Octopus says:

        Okay, I was over-thinking it. She is very hot, though. I agree about the glasses, too…the right glasses on the right female face are hotter than a small, perfectly-placed mole on the same gal’s cleavage. Well, the same hot. Watch out for the steel-toed boots, though.

    • Pakimon says:

      She isn’t in the kitchen making sammiches?

  20. Octopus says:

    Speaking of beautiful skin-tones…

  21. trebob says:

    Octopus :
    Here’s another happy song, especially for people like me who think the animals should pitch in a little bit more:

    A hoover commercial? Right after Michael Franti? Dude! It’s time for me to get out the big guns. I got your happy song right here! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      As one of my favorite co-workers ends every business call, “Have a blessed day.” I could never say that, as a cynical bastard, but it works great for her. 🙂

  22. Octopus says:

    Your tax-dollars at work, trying to sell Abominationcare to moronic Millenials (bros, slackers, skanks, etc.). I found this to be an incredible window into the mentality of the proggies who are behind this shitshow. Thanks agin, Ace. 😉


  23. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

  24. Octopus says:

    Wow, indeed. All she needs is a weepy chancre on her lip…

    • gizbot7 says:

      Totally thought that was a joke until I saw Dana’s tweet. Wow. Whore is right. Sweetie, if he’s easy to get, so is his STD. The tag line should read: Insurance: It’s so easy I got genital warts! Thanks Obamacare! 🙄

  25. Pakimon says:

    Time for Chunky to break out his Race Detective™ gear and drum up some traffic!

  26. CroMagnon says:

    You know, actually, CJ can be happy + enjoying beauty, looky here, a very happy CJ, enjoying a very Happy Song, performed by very Happy Beautiful (Asian) (Teen) ( 😉 ) Girls, on Little Green Footballs:

    😯 😆

  27. Pakimon says:

    Why isn’t anyone giving me traffic, dammit?!

    Maybe if I gratuitously toss out Robert Stacy McCain’s name, that’ll do it!

  28. Because ICYMI, Dammitall! says:

  29. buzzsawmonkey says:

    Wasn’t “Buffalo Bill” in Silence of the Lambs convinced that “beauty is only skin deep,” and didn’t he try and cover himself in the flayed skin of his victims in the vain hope of beautifying the ugliness that was himself?

  30. Because Creepy Asscrack says:

    • Octopus says:

      Wasn’t Fatass a fan of O’Keefe’s, back in 2008? Before the Moronic Conversion? I might be wrong, but I seem to recall him applauding the man’s efforts at first.

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s bragging that O’Keefe knows him somehow. One of Chuck’s personality flaws is that he has to constantly feed his narcissistic craving for attention and validation.

  31. Because Heheheh. He said Cock Burn says:

  32. Pakimon says:

    And Chunky is getting peevish over the fact that Cohen is completely ingnoring his shrill rantings.

    TRANSLATION: Gaia dammit!! It’s been hours and nobody gives a shit about the effort I put in cutting and pasting my Race Detective™ work!!

    I need blog hits! My Cheetos supply is running low so you better start forking over that 80 bucks so you won’t get inundated with Thai sex ads!

  33. rightymouse says:

    Because the deaths of Americans, including an Ambassador, is just a laff riot………

  34. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    Obamacare in 1 image: