Does Charles ever reads what he writes?

Charles went on a rant about Ted Cruz’s dad personal beliefs.

Crackpot Charles

These comments accurately describe Charles Johnson and his followers.


69 Comments on “Does Charles ever reads what he writes?”

  1. Minnow says:


    Take it to the bridge Barry…

  2. Octopus says:

    There’s a simple explanation for his complete lack of self-knowledge:

  3. iSpeakJive says:

    Thinking skills.
    I find that hilarious for some reason.

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      I want to talk about his mad coding skilz. And the Ocare website. And how he should don his leotards and cape and jump in and fix the whole thing. For free.

      That’ll show those Kochtopus wingnuts, won’t it, fatso?

      • Octopus says:

        It would show those Kochtopussies, and he could fix it all in five seconds, but he “can’t be arsed” to do anything about the site now. He is still harboring some ouchie-feelings from the fact that they never asked him to work on it in the first place.

      • Macker says:

        He can, however, be axed!

  4. swamprat says:


  5. Octopus says:

    iSpeakJive :
    Thinking skills.
    I find that hilarious for some reason.

    Is it because the object of our affection has displayed no such thing for the past five years or so, and maybe much longer? I know, it’s funny. He’s funny! 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    swamprat :

    The “Domino Theory” of Dominionism. First, they practice Christianity. Then, they try to adhere to principles of Biblical teaching. Then, they are coming for your Cheetos! 😯

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      First they came for the abortions. And I wasn’t preggers, so I said nothing. Then they came for the p0rn. And I was actually doing a real woman, so I said nothing. Then they came for the cheetos.

      And I laughed my butt off.

  7. Octopus says:

    When the Dominionists came for the Cheetos, they were armed with assault rifles, backed with Bibles. They really weren’t leaving without the Cheetos. We gave them up, to avoid a bloodbath.

  8. Abu oyliM says:

    Breen Ghay just tied the game at 17.

  9. poteen2 says:

    Hey Charlie. The world is warming. Your underdeveloped logic tells you it’s because of anthropogenic carbon dioxide emissions. Stop exhaling or admit you’re an easily led moron.

  10. Octopus says:

    It’s also warming due to bovine-fart methane. Stop eating Cheetos and farting so much, Mr. Methane!

  11. Juan Epstein says:

    Kennedy’s father was a bootlegger and Nazi sympathizer.

  12. Octopus says:

    They get swole like that when you spill Mountain Dew on them. Or pee.

    • Abu says:

      Cheetos Cruncher references his “all-swole-up dead one” needing a battery. Thought it might be his penis penis penis lol.
      That ain’t 17″.
      Thank goodness Charles never, ever reads here!

    • Al-Cheezeera says:

      One of the pee bottles sprung a leak, you know how those plastic bottles can get.

  13. Abu Ditka, my Friends says:

    HEY OCTO!,
    Aaron Rodgers dinged. Maybe the Bears and Lions will play for the title and wild card if GB has no answer for a backup QB. 🙂
    I hate Minnesota more than Green Bay but not by much.

  14. Minnow says:

    Barry be got his milyo goin’ on….. fact, it looks all swole up… – no wait, that’s his face!!!

    Hahahahahahahahahaha baseball cap phony bro’

  15. Bunk X says:

    Possible Barry sighting today near Culver City. I didn’t have a camera, but there was the ponytail, needlenose profile & the gut. The age fit, too, and if it was indeed our boy, he’s not aging well. How tall is he? The guy I spotted was well over 4′-10″ pushing a flat truck/dolly with unidentifiable stuff on it.

  16. PeteP says:

    Yet another one for the “Charles Describes Himself” category.

  17. Barry Soetoro, esq says:

    Free Barry


  18. Octopus says:

    Good morning, Chunky-Who-Never-Reads-Here! Got a little something for you, might lighten your mood. Turns out, you aren’t alone in your heaviest struggle. Wait…did you just fart? Dude, the warmening! Curb the methane, big guy.

  19. dwells38 says:

    Remember he represents Obungler’s “progressive” regime that Chunkles is so approving of.

    And driving is just the tip of the iceberg. They have to have male guardians, they don’t get equal education, they can’t vote, working outside the home is perilous as is moving about without their male guardian or permission there of. There faces must be covered (it’s not a fashiion statement) in public. Oh and until this year it wasn’t a crime for beating the fuck out of your wife so you can imagine how often anyone goes to jail for it. They’re basically property.

    But let’s leave it up to their torturers. Real progressive.

  20. dwells38 says:

    Lindsey Graham Renews Threats to Block Nominees; Benghazi Boogaloo part deux 44 minutes ago

    OK when you get murdered by terrorists we’ll just tell your family it was just a “Boogaloo” and to go away and shut up.

  21. Octopus says:

    “Maybe Pain Will Teach You”…it’s not a nice message, but it’s got a lot of truth in it. People start out ignorant, and learn from hard experience. I remember thinking I was so much smarter than my Dad, when I was a punk-liberal in college. Ha! Yes, I was more “attuned to the zeitgeist,” than a guy who grew up in the Depression, fought WWII, raised 9 kids and succeeded in the dog-eat-dog world of General Motors executives. What a square! 😆

  22. dwells38 says:

    Hey let’s take a little walk down the memory lane of Obungler’s last bungled lie. Where he insisted he never said he drew a red line. Uh….it’s the world’s red line, yeah that’s the ticket! Then proceeded to insist we bomb the fuck out of Syria….er just a little bombing the fuck of Syria. Eensy teensy bit of bomb the fuckery, just to “send a message”. The message primarily being “Your dealing with amateurs here.” And remember how Putey saved the day by by saying “OK let’s disarm them of the chem weps. And Obungler pulled his pants up from his ankles as he’d been busily trying to locate his ass with both hands and “Ooooh-diddley-K by me!”. And Chunky and all the LGF dimbulbs called this leadership and praised and drooled about their great Preezydent.

    Ruh roh!

    Exclusive: Syria chemical weapons mission funded only through this month

    • Octopus says:

      Isn’t it wacky, the way this Nobel Peace Prize-winning Preezy has gone all bombs-away, even to the point of bragging to people that he’s “pretty good at killing people?” Seriously, this guy is crazy as a bedbug. Bedbugs don’t know they’re crazy.

      I’m sure he’ll have the chemical weapons all policed-up and turned into beneficial farm fertilizer/insecticides by the end of the month. He just gets things done, you know. That’s why he was such a kickass community organizer.

  23. Doppel ICYMI says:

    Charles doesn’t read what he write

    and neither does anybody else


  24. Octopus says:

    Flabby’s dudebro Peter Sinclair is making with the Greenman-noise again…isn’t that quaint?

    How obtuse do you have to be, to still be humpin’ that partickler chicken? 😆

    • trebob says:

      Uh you’re typing about Charles and Sinclair and Mann, but showing a hot girl newscaster type in the picture. Although it lacks cleavage and/or crotch shots, it’s still distracting enough so that I didn’t read what you typed. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Trebob, I know it’s distracting, and I apologize. These damn news-sluts haven’t been shamed properly, since Lewd-Wank went on hiatus.

    • dwells38 says:

      The vid is hilarious too. The narrator, in an effort try to sound unquestionably serious the way Brit’s will talks really slowly and quietly but comes off sounding like he popped a couple quaaludes and is about to nod off. At one point he actually says “It reads like a typical settled science report”. Oh geez.

      And then the climate change bozos claim that the report says that they (the scientists who settled the science)are now 200% MORE certain than ever that drastic climate change is happening and at an alarming rate caused by runaway CO2 and irrefuteable evidence of massive increases in temperatures and global death and destruction. But DON’T go outside and then decide to put on a sweater. Take OUR word for it!!

      Comical shit these leftists shovel.

    • Doppel cooling says:

      these bozos are fiddling while rome Freezes


  25. Octopus says:

    Hope this frustration doesn’t lead to a relapse. Keep the plug in the jug, Gustav!

    • gizbot7 says:

      Are you reading “Doctor Sleep” by SK perchance?

      • Octopus says:

        No, I’m not. Is it any good? Does he use that expression, “plug in the jug?” Wouldn’t surprise me, as it’s an old AA phrase and he’s a chip-carrying member of the club.

      • gizbot7 says:

        So far so good. Without giving any spoilers, it’s about little Danny Torrance and his “gift” as an adult, which you could see as a cheat or interesting due to its Shining connection. I’m in the latter group. And yes, he used that phrase in the book (first time I had ever heard it) and I had just read that part a few hours before I saw your comment. Kind of freaky! 🙂

      • Pakimon says:

        Just a few days ago, Bunk posted this pic at his blog.

        He did refer to the “plug in the jug” as a corncob bung which of course describes a wild Saturday night for our favorite corpulent ponytailed blogger.

        Stranger and stranger… 😀

  26. rightymouse says:

    Methinks we need more cowbell around here!!

  27. Pakimon says:

    Let me tell you about a fat, ponytailed blogger who went wacky about five years ago and still at it… 😆

  28. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Teh shooter was teh neo-nazi, neo-conservative, RWNJs, wingnuts, tea party libertarian ultra-extremist!!!!!!!1111

    36 minutes later, ICYMI:

  29. Minnow says:

    Isn’t it truly amazing what an original thinker that Barry is?

    Yeah, I know.

    That Barry – he just thinks like he plays dat ole guitar….

    Hey Barry….. you are an old, fat, washed up nobody who uses a photo from 10 years ago.

    You suck.

    And you are fat.

    And old.