Charles tries humor about NSA spying

Charles i bragging about buying a new faucet. I guess he saved all his disability money and whatever his minions donated to him. He tries some humor about NSA spying on his purchase of a faucet , but as usual the delivery sucks.

NSA Faucet NSA Faucet2

This was lame, stick with your crazy conspiracy theories Chuck.

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75 Comments on “Charles tries humor about NSA spying”

  1. Doppel milyo says:

    the NSA does know that you looked at underage Asian pR0n though, Barry

  2. Abu Bumf says:

    Is a real union man swing by to install that faucet, Charles?
    Fap. Derp. Lulz. Ghay.

    • poteen2 says:

      Remember Joe the Plumber. Has to be a state licensed plumbing contractor. Run of the mill journeymen aren’t ‘real’ plumbers.
      Additionally, don’t forget to apply for a permit at your friendly LA Building Dept.

  3. WTFHappenedtoLGF says:

    NSA Supervillain #1: “Has this faucet been modified in any way?”

    NSA Supervillain #2: (eyes growing wide in horror, beads of flopsweat rising on his brow) “My God … this faucet has been altered to allow an uninterrupted flow of Cracker Barrel country gravy and Cheetos!”

    NSA Supervillain #1: “Crunchy or puffed?”

    NSA Supervillain #2: “Both, sir.”

    NSA Supervillain #1: (narrows his eyes, slams a fresh clip into his pistol) “Let’s take this sick sonofabitch out.”

    • stabby says:

      I’m not trying to confirm any rumors, but I have “Chester’s FRIES flaming hot” right here.

      munch munch munch

      • Pakimon says:

        And they’re right next to the pineapple that you pulled out of your ass and fixin’ to cram into your mouth.

        “munch munch munch” indeed. 😆

  4. St. Pancake says:

    Hmmm, does fucknuts still live in Culver City?
    Because a permit is required. HAHA!

    PLUMBING PERMITS:
    Fixtures
    new, replacement or relocation (bathtub, bidet, laundry tray, lavatory, shower, sink, toilet, urinal)
    http://www.culvercity.org/~/media/Files/BuildingSafety/BuildingPermits/req_building_permits%20pdf.ashx

  5. Zeus Crankypants says:

    stabby :

    I’m not trying to confirm any rumors, but I have “Chester’s FRIES flaming hot” right here.

    munch munch munch

    Who give a flying fuck?

    • trebob says:

      FINALLY! A voice of reason. Hiya W!

      • Zeus Crankypants says:

        Hi… Just was sitting here this morning getting ready to leave for Czech Republic on Tuesday and I saw Stabby’s comment. He’s annoying like a festering anal abscess. Cut him out and drain him.

  6. trebob says:

    The question to ask is did Charles pay the ‘use tax’ (sometimes called sales tax) to the state of California on that item like he is required to? He did not duck his civic responsibilities to pay his fair share did he?

  7. Daedalus says:

    Zeus Crankypants :

    Hi… Just was sitting here this morning getting ready to leave for Czech Republic on Tuesday and I saw Stabby’s comment. He’s annoying like a festering anal abscess. Cut him out and drain him.

    Are you going to do that interview with Nazis you said you will do as a post here?

  8. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Sure… if I can find a Nazi. I sent an email to Charles asking him for advice, and he answered suggesting that I find a restaurant In Germany that sells German food. He said there will surely be Nazi’s there.

    • Because Racist says:

      Aha! So the McDonalds’ and KFCs are all part of the Grand Jewish Conspiracy to keep Germans from being Nazis! I just knew it. Charles is so on top of things.

      Whodathunk that Ronald McDonald and Col Sanders were Zionist conspirators?

    • iSpeakJive says:

      You’ll see skinheads. Same thing.

  9. rightymouse says:

    Charlie, Charlie, Charlie…..
    NOBODY gives a rat’s ass about you, except us & your drooling sycophant posters. 😆

    • Frank Sinclair says:

      Except you, because you stalk his blog.

      • Pakimon says:

        I see reading comprehension isn’t one of frabby’s “strengths”. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        You mean like he stalks Pam’s? Robert Spencer? Stacy McCain? The way he used to stalk Daily Kos? The Huffington Post? Democratic Underground? Even Obama for America? And would bring back stuff from that site to make fun of at the Swamp? You know, Frankie, you’re a sad little puppy. I bet you look like a King Charles Spaniel when you’re all gussied up for a fun-filled night of peeking in your neighbors’ windows.

  10. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Gus
    11/02/2013 10:00:58 am PDT
    13
    down
    up
    report
    re:

    #257 b_sharp

    Although I joined UB I pretty much ignore it. The only thing Twitter has that I don’t find here is arguing with creationists which helps me keep my mind semi-sharp.

    The bad jokes and innuendo I can make anywhere.

    Also. I’ve been sober for 48 days today. The internet as a whole has become almost foreign to me. I’ve basically had to re-invent myself since then. Reading the same shit over and over again on Twitter is just insane.

    • Voltaire's Crack says:

      Congratulations Gus. I sincerely mean that.

      • Octopus says:

        Voltaire’s Crack :
        Congratulations Gus. I sincerely mean that.

        Same here. Wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of things changed, if you keep the cork in the old jug. Jobs, relationships, a decent place to live…the world can be your oyster, Gus. Start shuckin’, quit Chuckin’.

      • snowcrash says:

        Me too. Find a support group like AA and do the work. You CAN change your life. Best wishes.

    • Zeus Crankypants says:

      So is Gus trying to tell us that all the shit and stupid he wrote in the past was because he was toasted? And now all the the shit and stupid he writes is because he’s sober?

      In that case Gus, start drinking again. It’s a zero sum game, at least keep the buzz going.

    • Pakimon says:

      Reading the same shit over and over again on Twitter is just insane.

      I guess reading endless bleats about Glenn Greenwald just doesn’t have the same “allure” when sober, eh Gus? 😆

  11. Because Racist says:

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    I don’t understand.

    He posts his tweets on his website?

  13. rightymouse says:

    I see that the Stabster was dropping incoherent turd bombs on the previous thread. Not sure why he bothers.

    • Because Racist says:

      Why do bears crap in the woods?

      Because when they gotta go, they gotta go.

      • rightymouse says:

        Yeah. But he could always go over to Kos. They’d affirm his insane rantings.

      • Medchemmer says:

        Stabs thinks we care. To me he’s like that insane homeless guy at the street corner yelling at people that Ronald Reagan was the anti-Christ, which I’m pretty sure Stabs believes also.

      • rightymouse says:

        Didn’t you know that Reagan was responsible for gays dying of AIDS? Unprotected sex had NOTHING to do with people getting AIDS. Nothing!!!!!! Ask Andrew Sullivan.

    • dwells38 says:

      Communism has rotted his mind.

    • trebob says:

      Yeah, he was tellin’ us how you married wimmenz lost your right vote because your husband labelled you with his surname or some such nonsense as that.

      • rightymouse says:

        Allz a woman has to do is either keep her maiden name or change it with Social Security, the banks and driver’s license with the marriage license.
        If a person never got a birth certificate because the hospital never sent it to the county folks, just get hold of the hospital and have them send all the birth info and go before a judge who will review the info & send it to the State. Wait about a month and send a letter with a check in the appropriate amount to the State. Voila! You’ll get a certified record of birth.
        The Amish figure out how to get birth certificates, I’m sure blacks/Hispanics/dumbass women can too.

      • rightymouse says:

        Forgot to say that Stabby is an effing moron. If anyone in this country can’t prove who they say they are, it’s THEIR problem & THEIR responsibility to get the appropriate ID. Gawd. Am so sick of liberal whining over common sense stuff.

      • dwells38 says:

        It’s all just lying commie talk anyway. He couldn’t give a shit about anyone’s rights. Like the rest of the commies, he wants illegals to be able to vote because they’re not exactly going to jump the fence and join the Tea Party.

  14. JimboXL says:

    Why would Obomber direct one of the mean-faced clipped-haired women at the NSA spy on one of his biggest cheerleaders?

  15. Doppel Milyo says:

    Medchemmer :
    Stabs thinks we care. To me he’s like that insane homeless guy at the street corner yelling at people that Ronald Reagan was the anti-Christ, which I’m pretty sure Stabs believes also.

    He reminds me of these silly moonbats I occasionally see wearing their hemp shirts and straw hats, carrying signs that say HONK FOR PEACE

    I like to heckle them and remind them that they are not making a difference in even the tiniest way.
    I must have gotten through them because since Obama came into office, I never see them protesting his army attacks, or drone strikes.
    I guess War is cool again

  16. Pakimon says:

    And The Chunkster Paranoia Twitter Circus and quest for blog hits continues! 😆

  17. Pakimon says:

    Read my blog, DAMMIT!

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      the country going down the fucking shitter and Obama has his handle on the flush lever and all these jackoffs can do is focus on whether or not Rand Paul uses a blurb here and there which happens to be off Wikipedia

      clue to chuck: when something is written on Wikipedia it’s found everywhere. do any internet search for Charles Icarus Johnson and it says FAILED BLOGGER AND MOONBAT

      so if I call you a failed blogger moonbat, I haven’t stolen that. I am merely repeating the commonly used terms for you

  18. Pakimon says:

    Now that Gus is allegedly sober (but still unemployed), Chunky needs someone else to apply the Cheetos salve to his massive butthurt ass.

    Time to give BiCuriousLurker some love! 😆

    • poteen2 says:

      The sick punks behead men, butcher women and send their children off to blow themselves apart. They video all of it and praise Allah all the while.
      But Molotov puppy chucking is too absurd for you to believe?
      You are an Idiot Charlie. Not quite the subhuman cockroaches the MB are but dumb enough to qualify.

  19. Pakimon says:

    C’mon! I promise I won’t blast another “brown note” in your face while you apply the salve!

    Look! I promoted you to the front page! Now get busy! 😆

  20. Because Why are you wasting your talents when you could be saving Obamacare from the Koch Bros? says:

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      BTW, brilliant essay here.

      http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/2013/10/government-is-magic.html

      This part reminds me of Chucklehead ^^^^

      “Our modernity is style rather than substance. It’s Obama grinning. It’s the right font. It’s the right joke. It’s that sense that X knows what he’s doing because he presents it the right way. There’s nothing particularly modern about that. In most cultures, the illusion of competence trumps the real thing. It’s why so many countries are so badly broken because they go by appearances, rather than by results.”

      It’s fonts all the way down…

  21. Stanky's Mom says:

    Stanky! I told you to stay away from the hentai tentacle p0rn, and stop bothering grownup blogs! Now go back and finish your free-range GMO-free seaweed!

  22. Bunk X says:

    OT–
    Hope everyone remembered to set your cocks black.

  23. gizbot7 says:

    Hey Stabby: You came here, we embraced you even though were a Chunk aficionado. Now you attack us? Call us racists? Sexists? Oh just STFU and suck it. Go back to LGF where you belong — that’s if they will let you back you douche.

  24. Doppel Milyo says:

    ICYMI

    Chuck tweets the same articles over and over

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      ICYMI

      Chuck thinks the articles he tweets get no favorites or retweets is only because you missed it

      ICYMI

    • dwells38 says:

      ICYMI

      Chunky Boo Boo Johnson hates everything he cut and pasted from 9/11 thru 2008 because he found out right wingers brainwashed him. But he hasn’t changed, they all turned into Nazi racists. If that doesn’t make sense then choose some other scab picking impetigo ridden third grader’s excuse for how another classmate’s field day trophy ended up in their lunch box.

      Pass it on.

  25. dwells38 says:

    Would anyone like to bet that we’re not getting the full context of that “really good at killing people” quote attributed to Obama? 25 minutes ago

    Well Chunk I wouldn’t bet you anything because you, being a treacherous lying commie would probably say something like “You can keep your winnings if you like them” and then renege after I proved it. And then call me a racist for using the term renege because it sounds kinda N-wordy.

    Besides it’s too easy. The Daily Mail has reported the story and they do the job the American liberal media is usually busier trying to hide and discredit, however true. Face it Fat Fuck his motto is: “Oblamey’s the name and killin’s mah game.”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2486809/Double-Down-Game-Change-2012-Obama-bragged-Im-really-good-killing-people.html

    • JimboXL says:

      It is the disturbing turn of events where we are now like 3rd worlders who can’t get an honest assessment of our broken government from the corrupt media outlets. Watch MSNBC for 10 minutes if you can avoid vomiting uncontrollably, it is a 24 hr Dimfomercial. It is like those fake news shows advertising male enhancement pills late at night.

    • poteen2 says:

      As usual, Charlie misses the obvious.
      That a metrosexual twerp like Obama has the authority to order killings, and does so quite often, is the only context.

      • JimboXL says:

        The bombs have a D on them so I’m sure the person about to be killed by Obomber looks up, sees the D and is filled with a warm feeling that a peaceful Dim is dropping the bomb on them instead of a nasty Republican.

      • dwells38 says:

        And thinks he’s good at killing because he gets to direct a giant, military complex built by a Capitalist free society that he wants to wreck.

  26. dwells38 says:

    The obligatory American Pie parody on Obumberscam:

    Don McLiar – Obama Just Lied Lyrics
    Send “Obama Just Lied” Ringtone to your Cell
    Songwriters: McLiar, Don

    A long, long time ago
    I can still remember how my health plan used to make me smile
    And, I knew if I had a health event that I could still make rent, and…
    Maybe I’d be not broke for awhile
    But, October made me shiver with every web news service giver
    Bad news on the laptop – I couldn’t take this awful flop
    I can’t remember if I cried when I read the website’s fried. Something touched me deep inside the day my health plan died.

    So, bye bye my health plan just died
    Was told that I could keep it, but it’s really a lie
    Them good ol’ Dems were thinking no one would mind, singing…
    This Communism, I think they’ll try
    This Communism, I know they’ll try

    Did you write the Book Mein Kempf and do you have faith in Big Lies?
    If Preezydent tells you so
    Now, do you believe in Rules for Radicals? Can redistribution save your soul? And…
    Can you ream me up the butt real slow?
    Well, I know that you’re in love with him, ’cause I saw you voting for him
    You both kicked out what’s true – man, you press don’t have a clue.
    We’re a freedom loving nation stuck with a pinko government and now we’re truly fucked, but…
    I knew I was out of luck the day my health plan died

    I started singing, bye bye my health plan just died
    Was told that I could keep it, but it’s really a lie
    Them good ol’ Dems were thinking no one would mind, singing…
    This is when their health plan will die
    The Insurance biz will surely subside

    Now, for years we’ll be on our own, high premiums and deductibles will make us groan, but…
    That’s not how it used to be
    When we all paid to our liking and personal need at a cost not designed to also pay for feckless dweebs
    They’re behavior isn’t the same as you and me
    Oh, and while the electorate was looking down, Chicago Jeezus claimed his thorny crown
    The court of opinon was adjourned – no verdict was returned
    And, while Obama read a book on Marx, V.Jarrett Barrycaded the park, and…
    We sang dirges in the dark the day our Health plans died

    We were singing, bye bye my health plan just died
    Was told that I could keep it, but it’s really a lie
    Them good ol’ Dems were thinking no one would mind, singing…
    This is what Alinsky implied
    I see it’s what Alinsky implied

    Sebelius took the blow it dealt her- and tried to lie her way to shelter
    The Commie dream is falling fast
    It landed right on her skinny ass
    The media tried for a forward pass and said your questions are looking in the past
    Now, the crappy site was sweet revenge while the lib rodents scurried to their dens.
    We all thought – What a chance, to show the Emperor has no pants
    ‘Cause the losers tried an audacious spiel – that the website’s not a hash, unreal
    Do you recall what was revealed the day that our health plans died?

    We were singing, bye bye my health plan just died
    Was told that I could keep it, but it’s really a lie
    Them good ol’ Dems were thinking no one would mind, singing…
    This is why Obama just lied
    He figured it’d be easier to lie

    And, there we were, all in one place – a generation, our health plans erased
    With no time left to start again
    So now, Zients be nimble, and Zients be quick – we stole all their money but now you are the fix.
    You are another crony friend
    And, as Obama climbed the stage my hands were clenched in fists of rage
    No angel born in Hell could break that liar’s spell
    And, as false claims piled to heigths and I could see the leftist Dems show spite…
    Obama laughing with delight the day our health plans died

    We were singing, bye bye my health plan just died
    Was told that I could keep it, but it’s really a lie
    Them good ol’ Dems were thinking no one would mind, singing…
    This is why Obama just lied
    He figured it’d be easier to lie

    I met a girl who’s health plan withdrew, and I asked her for some happy news
    She just smiled and turned away
    I went down to the Healthcare.gov store where I’d heard the plans were affor – dable…
    The man there said the website wouldn’t play
    And, in the streets the brotards screamed, the LIVs cried, and the lefists schemed, but…
    Not a truth was spoken – the source codes all were stolen
    And, the three things that they needed most: give choice, low cost and a functional web host, they…
    Caught the last train for the coast the day our health plans died

    And, they were singing, bye bye my health plan just died
    Was told that I could keep it, but it’s really a lie
    Them good ol’ Dems were thinking no one would mind, singing…
    This is what Alinsky implied
    I see it’s what Alinsky implied

    They were singing, b ye bye my health plan just died
    Was told that I could keep it, but it’s really a lie
    Them good ol’ Dems were thinking no one would mind, singing…
    This is why Obama just lied

    Obama Just Lied lyrics © Universal Healthscam Publishing Group

  27. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    Everybody’s reading the quote wrong. “I’m really good at killing people” refers to Obamacare.

  28. dwells38 says:

    Because 1-800-MILYO :MSNBC? Is that kind of like Stanky with pictures?

    It’s like Stanky with ads.