Charles describes himself in latest anti-Greenwald rant

Glenn Greenwald is on Charles Johnson’s mind 24/7. Everything he says or does, Charles comments on. In a comment going after Greenwald, Charles inadvertently described himself.

Nasty Greenwald

Charles Johnson describes himself perfectly!

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92 Comments on “Charles describes himself in latest anti-Greenwald rant”

  1. dwells38 says:

    Translation: He not in our tribe so he heap big dick. Unga bunga!! 10 troglodytes all bang coconuts together in approval and shout “Unga Bunga!”.

  2. Juan Epstein says:

  3. dwells38 says:

    Chunk hates anyone who wanders away from the Big Lies coming from the Administration. I’m personally all for government setting up a web of monitoring designed to gather information on terrorist networks and their activities. But let’s face it, Angela Merkel is not emailing al Qaeda leaders. But she IS conservative. So they’re looking for dirt with which to discredit her as part of the worldwide communist agenda I would guess and using terror prevention as an ostensible excuse. So Obungler’s Big Lie has to be “We only spy on foreign terrorists”. GG and Snowden disproved that so they get Chunky’s hate filed, furious wrath, however impotent.

  4. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    Penis penis penis lol.

  5. Because WTF? says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Lolwut?

    • Barry Soetoro, esq says:

      Charles inserts breaking bad reference in pathetic attempt to look hip.

      I do believe since charles cannot afford cable or amazon or netflix he is only through the first season of breaking bad

      charles since you never read here

      Walt dies in the final episode
      Jesse does not die
      Hank dies.
      Mike dies
      Gus dies
      Lydia dies

      -barry

  6. Voltaire's Crack says:

    A part of that quote actually does describe himself perfectly.

    “I’m left-thinking. What a dick!”

    – Charles Johnson

  7. dwells38 says:

    Lou Reed was an absolutely awful singer, but somehow he made it work anyway. 13 hours ago

    If you can’t say something nice about someone….then say something crappy headed, even upon their death. And you say Glenn Greenwald is an awful person?

    • Barry Soetoro, esq says:

      Charles johnson was an absolutely crappy guitar player, blogger photographer and human being. But somehow he managed to be good at banning people and he made lots of people laugh, but not because he was a comedian, because he was a buffoon

      these obits write themselves. I’m saving that one for later

      -Barry

      • dwells38 says:

        The only thing that would need to be changed is this addition:

        At over 900 pounds, Johnson’s body could not be removed through the doorways of his squalid, rancid Cheetos dust strewn home. It was necessary to cut through an outside wall and remove both the body and a toilet commode that had become fused to his posterior, in order to remove him. Afterward two EMT workers had to be rushed into spinal and hernia surgeries.

      • rightymouse says:

        Make sure it’s posted in all the Baltimore newspapers.

      • Barry Soetoro, esq says:

        snort

        -barry

  8. dwells38 says:

    Gotta say, the people in the Greenwald/Wikileaks inner circles are among the creepiest individuals on planet Earth. 15 hours ago

    You would know. They say the same thing about the Johnson/LGF inner circle.

  9. rightymouse says:

    Hey! Charlie! You starting to eat your words on Benghazi yet? Or will we all hear ‘crickets’?

    http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50157981n

    • dwells38 says:

      Not a peep over there. His last post was a stupid cartoon. Before that was a post yesterday about how evil and sick in the head the religious right is. So he’s still stuck on this: https://thediaryofdaedalus.com/2013/05/06/charles-comes-to-the-rescue-on-benghazi/

      Tilting windmillishly about the “nontroversy”. The month of May seems to be a good month for him to be spectacularly wrong about backing left-wing lies( from May/2011):

      http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/38643_Video-_Weiner_Refuses_to_Answer_Questions_About_Nontroversy/comments/

      On CNN, Rep. Anthony Weiner tells reporters he isn’t going to talk about the incredibly dumb “Weinergate” nontroversy. Do you think this is the right way for him to handle the situation?

      I don’t know how I’d handle it, but I do know that this is exactly what smear merchants like Andrew Breitbart count on. If they can get their target into a position where he has to deny their accusations, there’s just no way for the target to look good. If he denies, he looks like he has something to hide, and if he says he won’t talk about it, he also looks like he has something to hide. He can’t win. No matter what Weiner says at this point, it’s going to be used to make him look bad.

      Comical and sad. He’s dreaming all this unjust scheming and lying by Breitbart when AB actually had the goods in the form of the pictures which he released a few days later. But note when Romney ran for Pres Chunk had no problem with Harry Reid (on the Senate floor, no less) saying he heard Romney is a tax cheat with the exact intent to smear him with no evidence. Like all lying Commies Chunky dutifully piled on as dirty Alinskyite tactics required.

      Reid’s Romney smears an insult to voters.

      http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/08/opinion/rothkopf-campaign-tactics/

      • rightymouse says:

        He wound up looking like a fool over Weiner & didn’t learn his lesson by the time Benghazi happened. Instead, he doubled down on stupid.

  10. OLT's Way Back When says:

    dwells38 :

    Lou Reed was an absolutely awful singer, but somehow he made it work anyway. 13 hours ago

    If you can’t say something nice about someone….then say something crappy headed, even upon their death. And you say Glenn Greenwald is an awful person?

    Remember, everyone had to make nice over Ted Kennedy. Or say nothing.

    That was so long ago, I think dissent was still patriotic.

  11. Because Is LGF the future of derp? says:

  12. Barry Soetoro, esq says:

    Greenwald-DICK
    Charles-DICK
    Greenwald-FAMOUS
    Charles- not famous
    Greenwald-respected by many on the left and the right
    Charles- Laughed at by everybody on the left right and center
    Greenwald-Starting successful media empire with eBay founder
    Charles- Started unsuccessful cookbook non-empire with reine de tout

    -Barry

    • dwells38 says:

      Greenwald-mature and literate journalist
      Charles-amateur hack who uses recycled ancient overused terms and phrases like “epic fail” and “here’s me…” or “color me surprised” or “nontroversy” or “derpitude”.

  13. Pakimon says:

    Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!!! 😆 😆

      • CroMagnon says:

        btw, one of my favorite queries:
        https://www.google.com/search?q=site:littlegreenfootballs.com+%22fifth+column%22

        with results like:

        our islamic fifth column
        littlegreenfootballs.com/article/1569_our_islamic_fifth_column‎
        by Charles Johnson

        How Deep is the Muslim Fifth Column?
        littlegreenfootballs.com/…/5763_How_Deep_is_the_Muslim_Fifth_Colu…‎
        by Charles Johnson

        British Muslim Fifth Column
        littlegreenfootballs.com/article/7940_British_Muslim_Fifth_Column‎
        by Charles Johnson

        European Muslim Fifth Column Watch
        littlegreenfootballs.com/…/7450_European_Muslim_Fifth_Column_Watch
        by Charles Johnson

        The British Muslim Fifth Column
        littlegreenfootballs.com/article/10147_The_British_Muslim_Fifth_Column‎
        by Charles Johnson

        Muslim Fifth Column? CAIR exposed in undercover operation
        littlegreenfootballs.com/…/210456_Muslim_Fifth_Column_CAIR_expos‎
        by Charles Johnson

        Muslim Military Fifth Column
        littlegreenfootballs.com/article/8402_Muslim_Military_Fifth_Column‎
        by Charles Johnson

        San Francisco: City of the Fifth Column
        littlegreenfootballs.com/…/11444_San_Francisco-_City_of_the_Fifth_Co…‎
        by Charles Johnson

  14. rightymouse says:

    So? This means what, Chuck?

    • rightymouse says:

      “But what he does do in his 60 Minutes appearance last night is once again kind of reaffirm the fact that this attack was vicious. That is was pre-planned. That they knew from the very beginnings of this attack this was not some random situation, this was a pre-planned attack.”

      /Yep

    • dwells38 says:

      It means Chunkles has tripled down on stupid and is trying to discredit the 60 minutes regurgitation report which merely confirms the excellent FNC reporting that’s been done all year.

      Hey Chunk, pointing at squirrels doesn’t make anyone forget that the Administration lied from day one about Benghazi.

      • rightymouse says:

        Yep. Fox has reported the truthful facts from day one. The bullcrap & obfuscation has come from the WH, State Dept. and liberal media. Suck on it, Charlie. ’60 Minutes’ only reported what the rest of us have known all along.

  15. Pakimon says:

    Meanwhile:

    Charles Johnson enjoys plagiarizing other people’s work and acting like a sniveling dickhead. Is this the future of blogging?

  16. Pakimon says:

    Meanwhile:

    Disagree with the Ponytailed Emopotamus and he’s likely to “bid you adieu” and tellyou to “get off of his website”. Is this the future of blogging?

  17. snowcrash says:

    Translation:Charles Johnson still butthurt over being Twitter blocked by Glenn Greenwald.

    • Al-Cheezeera says:

      Exactly. Someone he hates completely ignored him and then blocked him. Being a troll is no fun if the target isn’t listening, so now he’s in rage mode and just attacking out of anger.

      • Barry Soetoro, esq says:

        stabby is charles junior. just as angry and even less important ( if that’s possible)

        -Barry

  18. Pakimon says:

    Meanwhile:

    Johnson’s ‘Little Green Footballs’ in financial trouble due to declining registration and blog hits. (VIDEO)

  19. dwells38 says:

    What is this future of journalism shit Chunk, you fat moron fuck? You never gave a shit about the future of journalism until everyone started telling you you’re a full of shit dickhead truth hating Obungler shill. Repeating a cheesy phrase ad nauseaum doesn’t make you relevant.

  20. Because 'Member this? says:

  21. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Chunky basically thinks that journalism is about smearing people.

  22. Minnow says:

    Barry keepin’ it white boy classy. Smearing his mental shit all over Lou Reed. Because, you know…. besides being a scientist, a climatologist, an MD, a world renowned journalist and tech savvy blogger, Barry has a highly trained ear and is not shy about letting othrs know it.

    Barry, you are a pathetically jealous little person with the emotional maturity of an eleven year old girl.

  23. Minnow says:

    Here is my test.

    Hum a few lines of your favorite Lou Reed tune. Pick any one you like.

    Now hum a few line of any of Barry’s guitar solos….

    Right.

    Lou wins Barry. You are a failed nobody who cannot keep a beat and I would venture to guess you are tone deaf as well.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha…..

  24. Minnow says:

    Here is another test.

    Choose any Lou Reed song you like and contemplate the thought provoking meaning of the lyrics that Lou wrote.

    Now, pick any song that Barry wrote… what’s that? He hasn’t written any?

    Okay, contemplate the thought provoking meaning of any of Barry’s cut and paste “journalistic” works….

    On second thought…. nevermind.

    Lou wins Barry.

    Loser.

  25. Because What about you, Chunk? says:

    • Octopus says:

      Not even one of your Thai ladyboys, Fatass? Boy, he’s strict!

      Some people are so prejudiced. 😦

      • Minnow says:

        Typical disingenuous bullshit at LGF. Why – color me surprised!

        Bryan Fischer was anything but flummoxed. The queer axed him if he could have sex with a man and Fischer answered immediately and without question. No hesitation. No “mincing” of words. He said “No!”

        But the emotionally and mentally challenged at LGF morph this into his being “flummoxed”.

        They sure put the “ox” in flummoxed….. BULLSHIT!

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        ‘Scuse my bigotry, but there ain’t enough beer in a keg for some things, and that’s one of them.

    • dwells38 says:

      Uh Kay, then I guess we’re to assume you find this ridiculous and WILL have sex with a man Chunky? That’s way more info than I needed about your sex interests Chunk.

  26. Octopus says:

    Because 1-800-MILYO :
    ‘Scuse my bigotry, but there ain’t enough beer in a keg for some things, and that’s one of them.

    Nope. Na ga da. Call me a bigot. And none of your Iceweasel-promoted bestiality, either. Jesus…some people! 😆

  27. Octopus says:

    Another song that’s a million times better than Chunky’s wildest dream of a composition:

  28. Octopus says:

    Because this administration would never use personal info gleaned from the IRS, NSA or Obamacare.fku to harass and punish its ideological adversaries. Nooooo! Never. Very above-board, this bunch. Totally trustworthy.

  29. Octopus says:

    This story is very touching, is it not? She’s sorry, now. Oops! Backed the wrong unicorn…

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/10/28/former-dem-staffer-i-spent-two-years-defending-obamacare-i-was-wrong-very-wrong/

  30. Juan Epstein says:

    Big difference between WILL not and CANNOT.

  31. Minnow says:

    I hafta laff…. Barry (of all people) pontificating about how Lou Reed was an awful singer.

    Really? Barry? The biggest douchebag on the internet trying to sway someone on the quality of Lou Reed’s voice?

    If this isn’t complete and utter nonsense, then I don’t know what is.

    Barry, you owe Lou a humble apology. As if you are (suddenly) an authority on this?

    You sir, are an embarrassment to us all and I fart in your general direction.

    (And Kurt, you queer little man – no sniffing….)

  32. Minnow says:

    And Barry…. FYI, Lou Reed had more talent in his foreskin than you’ll ever have.

  33. Bunk X says:

    Barry’s uvula’s on the fritz.

  34. Pakimon says:

    Who cares if the U.S. is “uniquely evil”?

    The chimps are coming to kill us all!!! It’s Planet of the Apes, man!! And we’re doomed!

    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!

  35. Octopus says:

    Shocking News!!! Men really do ogle women: http://www.freep.com/article/20131029/FEATURES01/310290076/men-women-s-bodies-ogling

    Even more shocking: women ogle women, too. Ladies, control yourselves. 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      Thank gosh we have scientific researchers to clear all this up! Hopefully they’ll do a follow up study to find out why I want to touch Katy Perry’s boobs and butt. I just want to find out if I’m normal.

      – A concerned citizen

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      Especially Kalegore’s lawn mowing neighbor.

  36. dwells38 says:

    Yeah, it’s next on the commie agenda. You think it’s a coincidence that Chunk keeps referring to the right as unhinged and insane?

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/10/29/moonbat-actor-sean-penn-tea-party-members-of-congress-have-mental-health-problems-ted-cruz-needs-to-be-committed/

    From WZ:

    Actor Sean Penn thinks that Congress is going crazy – literally.
    Talking politics with CNN’s Piers Morgan on Monday, Penn brought up “the tea party and [its] influence” on Congress.
    “I think they have — there’s a mental health problem in Congress,” Penn said. “This would be solved by committing them by executive order, I think. Because these are our American brothers and sisters, we shouldn’t be criticizing them, attacking them … this is a cry for help.”
    “You literally commit what, people like Ted Cruz?” asked Morgan
    “He is my American brother,” the actor said. “I think we should take care of him, he is in trouble.”
    “Well, actually have him committed?”
    “Yeah, I thinks it’s a good idea,” Penn replied with a laugh.

    But I doubt he’s kidding. Didn’t they just try and buy up all the ammo?

    • Arachne says:

      How’s that career going, Sean?

    • gizbot7 says:

      GAK!!! I had this same kind of crap spewed at me at work today by a co-worker, friend and lunatic lefty. The jist — The Tea Party has hijacked (hijacked I tell’s ya!) the republican party, the republicans shut down the govt, oh and Tea Party!!! When I explained what the Tea Party was and how I considered myself apart of it since I agree with them, things really got bad. It became CNN! MSNBC!!! Faux News!!! I had to actually change the subject back to work just to shut her the hell up.

  37. dwells38 says:

    Weasel Zippers is one helluva website. Here’s another good one – The NSA is PISSED at Obama.

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/10/29/u-s-intelligence-officials-furious-with-obama-for-throwing-them-under-the-bus-claiming-he-didnt-know-they-were-spying-on-world-leaders/

    Snowden and Greenwald were right to open the lid on this. They’re not looking for terrorists. They’re looking for dirt on conservatives. People got blown to bits in Boston while they were reading Angela Merkel’s personal emails.

  38. dwells38 says:

    Obunglerbots attack each other:

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/10/29/did-hampton-college-group-ban-afro-beat-band-for-being-too-white/?intcmp=features

    It’s fun to watch and reminds me of Chunk thinking he’s defending the lower class blacks and minorities when many of them would just like to shoot him in the face and take his cell phone and wallet.

    Hey Chunk, they aren’t cuddly play toys for you to use for self promotion.

  39. dwells38 says:

    Another real musician/guitarist. Try not to cry (you will). He died when he was thirty.

  40. OLT's Ask A Penis, Get An LOL says:

    Arachne :
    How’s that career going, Sean?

    Why does anyone ask Sean Penn anything?

    Do we really need to list his documented mental issues?

  41. dwells38 says:

    Weazel Zippers continues to document the Obunglecare daily meltdown http://weaselzippers.us/

    Chunk Johnson stubbornly ignores it and instead harps on Glenn Greenwald’s every utterance. How pathetic.

    Hey Chunk! How does it feel as a tech blogger to have joined with the Commie left just in time to march with them in front of the world with the most embarrassing technology debacle ever heard of? Woo hoo, ain’t it great? We’re idiot but at least we’re not wingnuts.!

    And about those chicken shit Dems that were all for this until it blew up and now want the enrollment extended? Here’s what the Health Insurers are warning them of:

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/10/29/health-insurers-warn-congress-that-rates-will-skyrocket-if-obamacare-enrollment-period-extended/