Charles mad at Rand Paul…… again!

Charles has a visceral hatred for the Paul family. He believes Ron Paul is behind a massive plot to set up some Global 4th Reich. He despises Rand Paul for just being the son of Ron. Charles once against is mad at Rand Paul for opposing the nomination of Janet Yellen for Fed Chairman.

Janet Yellen

Charles believes that no one can oppose Obama’s agenda. He is a totalitarian and I would dread living in a country that he was in charge.

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118 Comments on “Charles mad at Rand Paul…… again!”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Charles. Charles. Charles.
    Rand Paul is lightyears ahead of you intellectually, morally & spiritually.
    Bend over and enjoy it, a-hole. 🙂

  2. rightymouse says:

    That would be true as the KKK were made up of southern Democrats. Dumbass….

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      Joe the Plumber

      Chuck the Mountain Dew dude.

      Which one would you trust with your toilet?

    • Pakimon says:

      But…but…but southern Democrats were actually Republicans in disguise! They just pretended to be Democrats to give The Party of Hope and Light a bad name! It was all part of the SOUTHERN STRATEGY!!!!!!1111.

      /braindead moonbat 🙄 😆

    • Frank Sinclair says:

      Southern Democrats were conservative, dittohead.

      • rightymouse says:

        Robert Byrd, ass-hole.

      • Pakimon says:

        So were Southern Republicans.

        Was there a point to your inane bleat?

      • Pakimon says:

        Let’s not forget such Southern Democrat luminaries such as Governor George Wallace and Bull Connor.

        I’m sure Frabby thinks they were secretly Republican dittoheads out to defame “The Party of the People” by just posing as Democrats in a secret Nixonian Southern Strategic plot to oppress people of color and pave the way for global domination by King Limbaugh and his evil sidekick Sean Hannity. 😆

  3. Abu Glitch says:

    Charles gave up cycling because EXXXXpandex has yet to be invented.

  4. Voltaire's Crack says:

    “Libertarianism spoils everything”

    Isn’t Chuck the one who self-identified as a ‘classical liberal’ after he parted ways with the Right?

    I don’t think that classical liberal means what Chuck thinks it means.

  5. Octopus says:

    Very sad news from the world of celebrity monogamy, as Orlando and Miranda have decided to go their separate ways. So, she’s out there, Hoops. Make a move!

  6. Octopus says:

    Libertarians ruin everything, but even they couldn’t ruin this Jeep. I used to have one, around 1993, in a beautiful blue with gold trim. I loved that thing, especially the 4WD in the snowy winter. http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3E

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      That’s not a Jeep. THIS is a Jeep:

      • Octopus says:

        Popeye’s Jeep gives me the Willys. 😯

        Olive Oyl’s voice was a little intense, too.

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        BTW, one of the theories of how the 4wd utility vehicle got its name is that the Popeye Jeep came out in 1938 and was still popular culture during WWII, and the soldiers started calling the vehicle “Jeep” because it could go anywhere like the Popeye Jeep.

        Makes sense to me.

      • Octopus says:

        I had a feeling there was a connection there. Makes sense to me.

        I sat in one of those WWII Jeeps once, at the Henry Ford Museum. Talk about bare-bones transportation. No cushioning, anywhere. You wouldn’t want to be involved in a crash, in one of those. On the other hand, it was easy to jump out and into the ditch, if some Nazi Schweinhund opened up on you.

  7. Octopus says:

    Available from Chunky’s Amazon store: http://www.amazon.com/Pipedreams-Basix-Rubber-Works-Flesh/dp/B002HREO6K

    Also available in “Kenyan Mocha Latte.”

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      ONLY 4 LEST IN STOCK!!!

    • Abu Glitch Fist says:

      Ewwww! Just. Ewwww!. I. Just. Can’t. Even.

      • Octopus says:

        Sometimes a fist is just a fist. Our Unicorn Messiah tried to extend the Unclenched Fist, and it was used to wipe some filthy terrorist’s ass, which is one of their traditions we shouldn’t judge. Mr. Clenchy Fist is back now. There is some sand in the vaseline.

      • Because 1-800-O-NOSE says:

        Those things are from Bumfistan.

      • Octopus says:

        There’s a sturdier model out there, with a lifetime guarantee. Not many people spring for the “Iron Fist,” though. Unless they’re crazy-drunk, or into dark-sided stuff.

        Another failed product was the “Five-Finger Death Punch.” Then a band adopted the name, in tribute to the legendarily-anal Steely Dan group, named for a dildo.

  8. Because 1-800-O-NOSE says:

  9. Octopus says:

    Just look at all those “far right” organizations you’ve been bleating about all night, Fatass! Stormtroopers like Daily Kos, CAIR, ACLU, ANSWER Coalition, American Library Association, Antiwar.com…my God, it’s like a Who’s Who of Right-Wingnuttery! 😯

    Also, Chunky…and I’m just throwing this out there, after reading your tweets tonight…do you think it might be possible that you’ve lost your marbles completely? Have you taken a sounding, recently? I think you should get that checked.

    • Because 1-800-O-NOSE says:

      I think there’s an iPhone app for thumping skulls. I know there’s one for thumping watermelons.

  10. Minnow says:

    Barry, you seem to be getting more and more deranged as the days pass by.

    If you have a specialist for your head injury, I recommend making an appointment sometime soon.

    Maybe they can help you.

    Naaaaaaahhhhhhhhh…..

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  11. Octopus says:

    Peg is concerned about where all this protesting of the NSA could lead.
    Unclench, Peg. Let Barry take us all on a surfin’ safari…

  12. Abu Maya Angelou says:

    Charles loves him some Fed
    Not to go dinosaur way
    Piss in Dew bottles

  13. Minnow says:

    Hey Barry Stupid.Why don’t you educate us all on how much you know about government contracts. Please start by explaining how it is totally normal for the contract to create the Obamacare website went on a no-bid contract to one of Wookie’s schoolmates?

    Come on asshole. School us.

  14. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: You’re going to end up being misled! And corpulent! and Cheetos eating! and urinating into empty Mountain Dew bottles! and having all jazziness removed from your ponytail!

    It happened to me! It will happen to YOU!!111

  15. Pakimon says:

    Time to play…Name That Bog Imbecile!

    Look at the expressions of the folks in the photo and choose which imbecile arrived at the party!

    Is it:

    A) Obdicut in top hat and spats

    B) Dork_Falcon with his collection of BattleHammer (or whatever) dolls action figures

    C) Hoosier Hoops all drunken and teary-eyed “looking for love”.

    D) Frabby Stinclair naked with “I’m going to “do” all your wives and mothers” scrawled on his forehead with a Sharpie.

    E)Chunkles squeezed into his ten year old bicycle riding spandex tights

    F) Other

  16. Doppel Milyo says:

    Rand Paul : Doctor. Husband. Father. Senator

    Charles Johnson : Obese Failed blogger

    any questions?

  17. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog say it’s another beautiful Saturday Morning and time for Weekend Zen Sooper Happy Fun Time!

    Halloween is this week so Pakimog present something in that theme.

    This clip prove rightymouse is right to be distrusting of breast implants.

    Breast implants can turn into Exploding Boobies of Death!

    Watch and take heed…

  18. Octopus says:

    That was scary!

    Time to bring this aircraft down safely, with some nice mellow yoga for real girls. Namaste.

    • rightymouse says:

      Meh. Slutty tats & suspicious looking moles. If she was going to fart, this is the way to do it. 😆

  19. Octopus says:

    The following video is an honest attempt to capture the mood and ambience of a trip to Little Green Footballs webblaugghh. We wade through the swamp, so you don’t have to risk getting HIV all over you.

  20. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Just because.

  21. Because 1-800-O-NOSE says:

    Al-Cheezeera :
    Peg is a PIG!

    Iowapeg. ^^^^^^^

    Iowahawk:

    Any questions?

  22. rightymouse says:

    Because Charles hates anyone who won’t bow & scrape to his Unicorn Lightworker. He is having a major sad/hissy fit on his Beloved’s behalf.

  23. Because I WUZ DOOPED!!!!!! says:

  24. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    Obamacare website Rev. 2.0:

    http://www.westshoreautosales.com/

  25. Because The entire progressive milyo in a tweet says:

  26. PeteP says:

    Interesting take Fatso has on auditing the Fed. He seems to think they’re above the law and not accountable to anyone. Or maybe he just hates Rand Paul so much he instinctively takes the opposite view. Either way, it’s another stupid and lame post by the Fatman.

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      Even more interesting than that. What he seems to be claiming is that auditing is tantamount to destruction. IOW, unless they operate in complete secrecy, they can’t exist.

      The guy’s a Stalinist.

  27. kbdabear says:

    At the end of the day, we’ll look back at Bike Boy’s hyserical attempts to smear the Stop Watching Us Rally and his lame attempts to warn leftists away from a march they themselves organized….

    And we’ll laugh … oh how we’ll laugh

  28. Because solar derpitude says:

    I wonder:

    “It’s hard to say why we didn’t have any bidders.”

    http://p.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/25/obamas-first-land-auction-solar-goes-bust-colorado/

    Where’s the nearest substation?

  29. Because Listen to Meeeeeeeeeee says:

  30. kbdabear says:

    Getting a kick out of Chunky using his 6 degrees of separation on the #stopwatchingus hashtag and screaming “IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!!”

  31. kbdabear says:

    Marc Scribner ‏@marcscribner 1h

    .@Green_Footballs We were working on privacy and cybersecurity policy when you were still a warmongering neocon.

  32. kbdabear says:

    Justin Jacoby Smith ‏@hoosteen 57m

    @Green_Footballs I think the left segments of the coalition are strong/smart enough to know & withstand drawbacks to a tactical alliance

  33. Octopus says:

    Assclown says wut? 😆

  34. kbdabear says:

    It Must Suck to be Chuck #2897 – The dogs bark but the parade marches on. At this point the SWU sympathizers on left and right looking at Chuck like they look at the screaming homeless guy with the “REPENT NOW” sign

  35. Octopus says:

    Fatass is on fire! 😆

    Nazi Nazi Nazi LOL!

    • Voltaire's Crack says:

      The same LaRouchians that are pissed because FDR never went full socialist with a single payer healthcare system? The ones who demonstrated against Obama for the same reason?

      Own it Chuk.

  36. kbdabear says:

    Greasy Ponytail must have put up the Bat Signal, he’s retweeting Gus now

  37. kbdabear says:

    Greenwald, Paul, Snowden, Beck? It must be a Perfect Shitstorm for Chunky. I hope Gus brought enough empty Mountain Dew bottles from the dumpster at Ralph’s for him

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      Where’s Pam? He can’t have a perfect shitstorm without Pam being in there somewhere.

  38. Octopus says:

    Charles believes that no one can oppose Obama’s agenda. He is a totalitarian and I would dread living in a country that he was in charge.

    Oh, he would make a great dicktator, judge and jury!

  39. rightymouse says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA!!!!!!

    • kbdabear says:

      Well, maybe if we didn’t have lives and our very own sense of self worth was derived on Jazzy’s opinion of us

      Sorry Chunk, the world isn’t Gus and Hoosier

    • Voltaire's Crack says:

      Yeah, Ted Cruz unceasingly repeats Chuck’s name in his sleep. Run with that.

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      He’s dun figgered us all out.

    • dwells38 says:

      Says the back stabbing POS lying commie. Really? Calling honest people horrible while you were a posing liar for nearly a decade? And now you persist with this implausible lie blaming people who befriended you but you used them? You’re worse than Sebelius. So you were inept and a liar because of the GOP? What a stupid story you have there Chunk and no one believes. What’s more plausible is you posed, used people, and then back stabbed them because all along you’re really a left-wing weasel liar.

  40. kbdabear says:

    The Race Detective must be furiously sending out requests for pics of anyone with a swastika at the rally (not understanding irony) or an Obama puppet (RACISTS!!!!)

  41. kbdabear says:

    But trending at the top on Twitter. Time to hit the “delete” button, Fat Man

    Estimate crowd size at #stopwatchingus rally: 2000 people. Glad to see they couldn't fool very many people.— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) October 26, 2013

    • Pakimon says:

      Estimated number registered at LGF: 12 people. Glad to see Chunky can’t fool very many people either. 😆

  42. kbdabear says:

    Somehow, shitloads of ACLU leftists with law degrees can’t see they’re being used but a former session musician with a high school diploma can. Oh Chunky, why won’t they listen!

  43. Because Quotations from Chairman Chunk says:

  44. rightymouse says:

    I’m sure they’re all scared now. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
    /Putz

  45. Doppel ICYMI Milyo says:

    I think the coming Icarus meltdown over this NSA and #stopwatchingus thing is going to be EPIC
    His biggest meltdown yet.
    the privacy thing is something that appeals to all patriotic Americans ( yes Charles, I am calling you unpatriotic you turd sniffer) and Charles cannot handle the fact that the cool kids are now on board.

    he thinks he’s a cutting edge hipster. well he’s just a crabby old curmudgeon. He’s cato the elder minus haku and the clever wit

    get the popcorn folks. this is going to be good

  46. Doppel milyooooo says:

    rightymouse :
    That didn’t take long.

    Charles you probably got more traffic from weaselzippers today than you will get the rest of the month.
    of course these are just people that never heard of you.

    they are all cleaning the malware off their computers now and cursing the decision to stop by your shitty blog.

  47. kbdabear says:

    This is showing up more than a few times on #stopwatchingus top comments. Chucky Cheetos’ aren’t showing up at all

    Charles Johnson Of Little Green Footballs Melts Down Over #StopWatchingUs Rally http://t.co/JtEom7nAZK via @sharethis— Lori Hendry (@Lrihendry) October 26, 2013

    • Doppel milyooooo says:

      he’s picking on the wrong people and he;s on the losing side of the argument.

      this might just be his final sad ending

  48. kbdabear says:

    Actually one did show up on the hash, I’m hoping more of his do so the Occupoopers turn on him and swarm

  49. kbdabear says:

    If the Occupoopers on the #stopwatchingus hash swarm on Bike Boy, I don’t think there’s enough popcorn in the world to go around for that

  50. Frank Sinclair says:

    Pakimon :
    Let’s not forget such Southern Democrat luminaries such as Governor George Wallace and Bull Connor.

    They were conservative, dittohead.