“And good ole Charles was posting from Downtown LA”

Hoosier Hoops goes on one of his long winded  stream of consciousness commentaries.

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This must have been before Charles became a shut in. He would never hang out in public like for fear of the Ron Paul-Glenn Greenwald Conspiracy’s dreaded Flemish snipers.

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69 Comments on ““And good ole Charles was posting from Downtown LA””

  1. Octopus says:

    Droopy’s really violating the “Iron Fist Law” here, eh?

    • Bunk X says:

      I don’t think so. He’s…been…functionally…illiterate…for some time, ever…since Asswhistle and Jimmah coldcocked him.

  2. Minnow says:

    slobber…. drrol…. urrpppp.. Barry…. I lov ya manhjl

  3. Minnow says:

    I think he hash a good pint…. why can’t we somewhat gracious?

    resist we much…. urp…

    (hic)

  4. Minnow says:

    come on Barry….. shurfsh up….

  5. Minnow says:

    that playsh… LGF… thash shuch a gray playsh… hic… all sporsh allah time…. come here baby….

  6. Minnow says:

    ishn’t that the playsh where they worship Keith Gerbil? ich

  7. Minnow says:

    jarret

  8. Minnow says:

    hey Hooshier…you a good lookin guy come heresh and gives ush a kissh….

  9. Minnow says:

    back off Barry…. Hooshier ish schpoken for…. urp

  10. Minnow says:

    hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahaaha

    • Bunk X says:

      😀 for all the above.

    • Barry Soetoro, esq says:

      although hoops does qualify for an IRON FIST award, since he is such a wimp I think maybe he should get an aluminium fist award.

      since he is so maleable and all

      -Barry

  11. Octopus says:

    Something tells me Pooper Scooper’s woken up to some real “changelings,” in his time. Alcohol and desperation can lead to very curious-looking bedfellows. 😯

  12. ChenZhen says:

    Of course, like most everyone else, Goddessoftheclassroom got banned.

    • Abu oyliM penis penis penis lol says:

      I was wondering how dare he mention the banned with reverence? Charles must be stuck in the bathroom doorway because prayer and LGF, no.

    • Bunk X says:

      IIRC she was posting at Blogmocracy for a while before she moved on.

      • Speranza says:

        At Blogmocracy all she (Goddessoftheclassroom) did really was the prayer list. One Sunday morning we did not put it up and she got bent out of shape and left. She came back briefly a year later made one or two comments and left again.

    • Hercales says:

      That she did. Irish Rose briefly took over the prayer list and she ultimately got banned as well.

  13. Minnow says:

    hurry upsh… shomebody cue up “Shimpathy for the Devil”… quik,,, before Hoshier leavsh

  14. poteen2 says:

    He’s quite obviously stoned.Charlie will give him a Mulligan for talking like a man of faith as long as he owns up to it and dogs other religious folk in the morning. And calls Goddess a racist bigoted bitch. SOP

  15. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Looser Poops/Pooper Scoops is definitely on a roll here. Only some “mircles” can save him now.

  16. Octopus says:

    The name, “goddess of the classroom,” always reminded me of the golden six months in 8th grade when our Catholic school homeroom teacher, a crotchety, ugly old nun, broke her ankle on the ice and we were graced with the presence of an angel: a pretty, sweet, kind-hearted young female substitute. She wore the occasional mini-skirt to class! We studied legs, for the first time. She had beautiful hair, and a great smile. We all loved her, even the girls.

    When the wicked old witch returned to finish off the last couple months of the school year, I think a couple of the boys even cried. I remember feeling a terrible sadness, that no amount of smoking cigarettes behind the school at lunchtime could heal. It lasted for days, before we all recovered our usual joie de vivre, and quietly subversive rottenness.

  17. Octopus says:

    Shports can be harch mishtrss, I know man. Lots of losing around her latly. Makesh people sad. 😦

  18. Octopus says:

    Drinkng ish good for sad. Drink up, old palsies!

  19. Octopus says:

    Drinking’s not always the best thing…

    • Bunk X says:

      Such a pretty song, such a pretty voice, such a mess.

    • Frank Sinclair says:

      I know, look at the crew here to understand why.

      • Pakimon says:

        Frabby demonstrates why butt chugging is not the best thing either. 😆

      • trebob says:

        FRANK! You Nazi! How the hell are ya? No racist pro-slavery fantasies over at LGF this morning? I guess you can post somewhere else after Charles goes to bed. That way he won’t know who it is, right?

      • OLT's Hey, That Was Frank! says:

        Frank! Didja get Stalker Charles rolled into the ocean like I asked, bub?

        Did my wife leave very much of him unmarked? Her nails didn’t appear broken when she got home.

        How did y’all get his blubbery carcasss out of that back seat, anyway? (She doesn’t share technical tips).

        Anyway, who loves ya babe – catch you later.

      • Arachne says:

        Frankie’s just jealous of any group that knows an adjective from an adverb.

      • Because yormama says:

        yormama

  20. Barry Soetoro, esq says:

    congraDulations Hoops

    you win the award for teh saddest person on the internetz

    -Barry

  21. Doppel hoops haiku says:

    alcoholic hoops
    cried before his daddy hoops
    scares the girls off hoops

  22. Doppel hoops haiku says:

    hoops and his whoppers
    not talkin’ bout burger king
    just hoops and his lies

  23. CroMagnon says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs

    When http://Healthcare.gov is debugged and working fine, we’ll all look back on this hysteria and laugh. Oh, how we’ll laugh.

    I’m sure you will, but in meanwhile The whole Rest of The WORLD is laughing at the Incompetence behind that website. Oh how the Rest of The World is laughing. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Hey Wonderwall of Blubber – it isn’t going to bring the RATES down, is it?

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        How would he know? If he has any insurance now, as an obese geriatric case, his rates just may very well come down.

        All those starry-eyed 20 yo hopenchangers are in for an ice cold shower, though.

  24. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Angry Black Woman has some competition.

    • Octopus says:

      How friggin’ stupid do you have to be, to equate a distaste for an ideology that has killled upwards of 100 million people in the past 100 years, to simple racism? Is there a scale massive enough to measure that kind of dumbth?

    • rightymouse says:

      If they’re not infantalizing Obama, liberals squawk ‘racism’ to fend off any criticism. Can’t have their fantasy light-worker criticised.

    • HaikuMan says:

      It’s because he’s black
      All those servers are crashing:
      Racist computers!

  25. rightymouse says:

    Hoosier was in his cups rather early yesterday, wot? That was an impressive, if drunken, post. 😆

  26. Zeus Crankypants says:

    rightymouse :

    Hoosier was in his cups rather early yesterday, wot? That was an impressive, if drunken, post. :lol:

    I knew Hoosier personally… go with drunk.

  27. Because So when are you going to dress up in your Ubergeek tards and rescue the damn thing? says:

  28. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

  29. dwells38 says:

    CroMagnon :

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs
    When http://Healthcare.gov is debugged and working fine, we’ll all look back on this hysteria and laugh. Oh, how we’ll laugh.

    I’m sure you will, but in meanwhile The whole Rest of The WORLD is laughing at the Incompetence behind that website. Oh how the Rest of The World is laughing.

    When Healthcare.gov is debugged and working fine, we’ll all look back on this hysteria and laugh. Oh, how we’ll laugh.— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) October 23, 2013

    CroMagnon :

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs
    When http://Healthcare.gov is debugged and working fine, we’ll all look back on this hysteria and laugh. Oh, how we’ll laugh.

    I’m sure you will, but in meanwhile The whole Rest of The WORLD is laughing at the Incompetence behind that website. Oh how the Rest of The World is laughing.

    When Healthcare.gov is debugged and working fine, we’ll all look back on this hysteria and laugh. Oh, how we’ll laugh.— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) October 23, 2013

    I notice he has no problem with them spending $400 million and 3 years to create and rollout a website so riddled with bugs as to be unuseable.

    Note to self: Never hire Chunk Johnson as a web developer.

    Seriously it shows the depths of his depravity. I haven’t heard a single web expert that didn’t completely trash the mistakes that were made and the cost overruns. But this POS thinks the whole thing’s a big joke. Once again he’s put himself in the position of either craven liar or mindless foolish idiot or both.

  30. dwells38 says:

    When Healthcare.gov is debugged and working fine, we’ll all look back on this hysteria and laugh. Oh, how we’ll laugh.—
    Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) October 23, 2013

    I notice he has no problem with them spending $400 million and 3 years to create and rollout a website so riddled with bugs as to be unuseable.

    Note to self: Never hire Chunk Johnson as a web developer.

    Seriously it shows the depths of his depravity. I haven’t heard a single web expert that didn’t completely trash the mistakes that were made and the cost overruns. But this POS thinks the whole thing’s a big joke. Once again he’s put himself in the position of either craven liar or mindless foolish idiot or both.

  31. dwells38 says:

    GOP Clown Show: Rep. Joe Barton Freaks Out Over an HTML Comment lgf.bz/17MlMc2 1 hour ago

    Yeah right.

    In reality Frank Pallone (D-Hysteria) has a full on hissy fit (via WZ):

  32. dwells38 says:

    Here’s another video of Frank Pallone (D-Hysteria) speculating on GOP true motivations:

  33. dwells38 says:

    Chunk! The world needs you to leap into action! The NYT have turned into evil racists!!! They seem to say the super cool Preezydent is a bored and disengaged non-leader.

    Even as the debate about arming the rebels took on a new urgency, Mr. Obama rarely voiced strong opinions during senior staff meetings. But current and former officials said his body language was telling: he often appeared impatient or disengaged while listening to the debate, sometimes scrolling through messages on his BlackBerry or slouching and chewing gum.
    In private conversations with aides, Mr. Obama described Syria as one of those hellish problems every president faces, where the risks are endless and all the options are bad. Those views would then be reflected in larger groups by Tom Donilon, the national security adviser, and Mr. McDonough.

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/10/24/ny-times-disengaged-obama-chewed-gum-slouched-played-with-his-phone-during-white-house-meetings-on-plans-to-go-to-war-in-syria/

    • dwells38 says:

      Or maybe he just doesn’t have any passion for anything other than shitting all over his fellow Americans who have different political views and jamming his commie agenda down everyone’s throats. Yeah, that’s probbly it.

      • Pakimon says:

        The Unicorn Messiah is only a year in on his second term and his approval numbers are dropping dangerously close to “Dubya” level.

        And that’s with all the strident cheerleading by the MSM and what’s left of the diehard Kool-Aid drinkers. 😆

        The hysterical “fat kid being attacked by an angry swarm of bees” flailing by The Choombama administration and its brain-addled supporters is only going to get worse. (and more hilarious).