Hoosier Hoops pours out his heart

Like many at LGF, Hoosier Hoops became a Progressive Democrat to please Charles and fit in with the new direction of that blog. Hoosier gets deep and explains his conversion to the Democrat Party. He even mentions our questioning about the causes for his change.

Hoosier's Conversion Hoosier's Conversion2

This story does not pass the smell test.



148 Comments on “Hoosier Hoops pours out his heart”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Hoosier. Listen up now. You’re a confused, grown man who is a butt-licking sycophant. Charles is using your pathetic sycophantic self so he can mooch off of your inability to think for yourself & stand on principle. Grow up & grow a pair.

  2. rightymouse says:

    I hate to break it to Shiplord, but McCain abandoned ship years ago. We’re just waiting for him to announce his switch as a matter of record.

  3. Minnow says:

    Shiplord and Hoosier, commenting such pearls of wisdom on Barry Johnson’s pathetic little blog. That about says it all…..

    Somebody get me an oxygen bottle – I cannot stop laughing!


  4. trebob says:

    “It’s all about me! Look at meee! Why aren’t you paying attention to me?”

    It passes the smell test alright Daedalus, I can smell the bullshit all the way over here (and the wind’s from the north today). And what’s with all the repetitive punctuation?

    “Pops, I saw a Photoshop some dickwad uploaded to the interwebz, so I abandoned all political leanings I had and made a 180 degree switch. *sniff*”

    what a pant load.

  5. Minnow says:

    ICYMI George Duke thought Fatass’s name was “Barry”. (They was reeeeeeeal tight.)

    • Because Lulz says:

      Prolly every white guy he ever hired was “Barry”.

      • Bunk X says:

        On a James Brown live track there’s an into where you can hear a woman mocking Barry White as “Barry Whiteboy,” but I still think Charles abandoned his nic (Chuck) due to the mockery he endured as a session guitarist. Duke called him “Berry.”

        But we’ll never know the truth.

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        It was sposed to Icarus.

  6. Minnow says:

    Who would spew this sort of clap-trap on the internet? Only one who has a very low sense of self-esteem. Hey Hoosier, it ain’t believable. You know it and anyone who reads this crap knows it. But, hey if ANYONE might believe it, it would be Barry – so, you go that goin’ for ya……

    • St. Pancake says:

      “Who would spew this sort of clap-trap on the internet? ”
      Somebody without balls like McCain, The Republican establishment, LGF 2013

  7. Because Lulz says:

    • JimboXL says:

      There is something creepy about all of the ghouls ushering the masses into this system like cattle, like they know what happens at the other end and rightly assume their Dim cattle don’t.

  8. JimboXL says:

    Guess he missed the images of veterans being blocked from the war memorials by the most hateful president in modern history. Who would have ever thought in modern times a US president would intentionally spite the veterans? Did he shed tears for them?

  9. St. Pancake says:

    So in 2005, Republican’s were photoshopping Obama? Nobody knew or cared who he was dumbass. Obama didn’t announce for President until 2006l
    BTW were was your shame when KKKilgore Trout let out his inner KKKlansman over at hotair?

    • Octopus says:

      I know! What a lying, pathetic sack of shit. 😆

      In 2005, NOBODY was photoshopping Obama. It’s incredible that Pooper Scoop is dumb enough to try and pass this rubbish off as his “Come to Jesus” moment of revelation, and throws his poor dumb Dad in there, too. No wonder he can’t get laid.

      • St. Pancake says:

        Considering where Pooper Scoop is trying to pass off his latest turd, it really isn’t surprising. As long as the story ends with Obama our lord and savior is awesome, the kiddies will lap up the Kool-Aid

      • Captain Death says:

        I guess the lovelorn HoosierHoops had no problems with the Bush as Hitler photo shops.

  10. Al-Cheezeera says:

    This is an attempt to mimic Chunky’s “why I left the republican party” article.

    The tipping point came in 2005?!!?!? How stupid do you think we are!? The tipping point came when Chunky Cheetos changed his positions and then you changed right with him since your head has been up his ass for years.

    This freak’s “speel” does not represent Indiana.

    • Captain Death says:

      In 2005 (and up until early 2009) he was still a conservative and as you say did not go over the cliff until Fat Ass gave the thumbs up for it. Remember when he and Irish Rose and Honorary Yooper came up with that website defending the Honorable Mr. Charles Johnson?

  11. poteen2 says:

    Funny how they all have daddy issues.

  12. Apollodorus V says:

    Has Charles weighed in on this bit of news from Politico?

    Eureka! Tea partiers know science

    A finding in a study on the relationship between science literacy and political ideology surprised the Yale professor behind it: Tea party members know more science than non-tea partiers.

    Yale law professor Dan Kahan posted on his blog this week that he analyzed the responses of a set of more than 2,000 American adults recruited for another study and found that, on average, people who leaned liberal were more science literate than those who leaned conservative.

    However, those who identified as part of the tea party movement were actually better versed in science than those who didn’t, Kahan found. The findings met the conventional threshold of statistical significance, the professor said.

    Kahan wrote that not only did the findings surprise him, they embarrassed him.

  13. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Hey Lubbock dumbfuck Jimmy

    How bout those tea party rubes who have higher science aptitude than you moonbats.

    Read all about it buttsniffer.

  14. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Hoops. I read your weepy screed. ( I wish I had that 60 seconds of my life back)

    I feel sorry for your old man.
    I would be heartbroken if any of my kids grew up to be a pussy like you.
    He must be so ashamed and feel like such a failure.

    Poor old man.

    • Minnow says:

      Didn’t his Dad die? Death of a parent is a convenience when history needs a few lil’ tweaks here and there.

      For example, did you know that my father played professional baseball, professional basketball and was a full back for the Green Bay Packers? Yep, Dad was such a tough, athletic guy. He was also a renowned brain surgeon and he tested jets for the Navy well into his eighties. Well, of course I haven’t even mentioned the 42 books he published (most on international law) and his etchings….

  15. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Hey hoops.

    What’s a ” pay pay ” account. ?

    Is that what you use to pay for those Asian child hookers ?

  16. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Just wondering how much hoops cried when Alouette photoshopped condi Rice on to an aunt Jemima box?

    • Minnow says:

      No, he did cry. I remember that screed. I believe Hoops was on the verge of dating a Swedish movie star when the subject photo shopping incident occurred. I think it was either Cato or Realwest who bought him an airline ticket back to California so he could weep with his fazzur. He went into a fair amount of detail about it and it ended somewhere with him soiling himself after eating clam chowder – or was it salmon?

      • Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

        I remember dustyvet having received funds from the realwest gang to go to his brothers funeral.
        Don’t remember hoops whipping out the irish rose begging bowl too

        Wouldn’t surprise me though. So many freeloaders at LGF

      • Abu says:

        Salmon, frozen, ICYMI.

  17. Octopus says:

    Poops’ glurge needs to be expunged with some demonic fun-time musix:

  18. Octopus says:

    😆 😆 😆 😆

    Oh, you Fatass. We are not worthy.

    • Because Lulz says:

      FIX THE FARKING OBAMACARE WEBSITE!!!!! DEAR LEADER NEEDS YOU!!!!! DUTY CALLS!!!!!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE ANYTHING BUT YOUR BEST FOR DEAR LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Minnow says:

    Hey Barry – surf’s up!

  20. Because Lulz says:

  21. Minnow says:

    Hey Barry, let’s try that again…. “Surf’s up!”

  22. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:


  23. Minnow says:

    Be careful Barry. Since you done have put on all that weight – I am not sure the bridge can handle you…..

    Safety first Barry. Safety first.

  24. Minnow says:

    but that black tee shirt….. God, that is wild. Why hasn’t anyone else incorporated the black tee thing into their wardrobes?

    Huh? What? What do you mean it isn’t 1987? Huh?

  25. Minnow says:

    Hey Barry, surf’s up!

  26. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Hey Barry

    15 minutes up

  27. OLT's It's A Fat Joke, See? says:

    Doppel B. DeMilyo :
    Barry White!

    More like Barry Atric.

  28. Minnow says:

    Awesome Barry. You have a new nickname Barry.

    Surf’s up Barry1

  29. Octopus says:

    Future Biography: “Lie, Barry, Thy Shart Marooned In Pee”

  30. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    OLT’s It’s A Fat Joke, See? :

    Doppel B. DeMilyo :
    Barry White!

    More like Barry Atric.

    Barry Wide

  31. Minnow says:

    Barry Intellechting….but schtoopid.

  32. iSpeakJive says:

    He CRIED in 2005 over a photoshop? And joined the party of ChimpyMcBushHitler shops?
    Oh, I call bullshit on that, LOL.

    • Minnow says:

      Compleat attention whore. Beyond – well beyond the norm.

      Hoosier Hoops needs Lithium and a padded room…. you know, so he can entertain all his mad bitches….

  33. swamprat says:

    Hang in there, Hoops. I’m still on your side. Live your life as you wish. LGF is lucky to be have a person like you. You have a right to be happy and your happiness is not dependent upon whims and political fads. Or the blogs that follow them. I say this as a fellow orphan. You are a sensible person; let reason be your guide rather than ideologies or groupthink. Being moderate sometimes just means you have avoided being a raving loony. Where you blog, that’s an accomplishment.

  34. Minnow says:

    Kum bay ya my Lord….. Kum bay ya…..

  35. Octopus says:

    That is one optimistic assessment, Swamprat!

    I see a very sad and lonely person, desperate for approval and starved for affection. Politics are above his station. The internet is not his friend. 😦

    • swamprat says:

      Even with that, he has more going on than many over there. He can discuss politics without going Full Mental Marxist or dissolving into a leftwing bumper sticker machine.

      • swamprat says:

        Now LawHawk…

        Really? A complete turnaround?

        I wouldn’t getting the story on that.

      • swamprat says:

        wouldn’t “mind”

        And while we’re chattting, all those guys who just changed polarity ’cause their blog changed?

        political lemmings?

  36. Octopus says:

    You are a cult of one, Chunky. 😆

  37. swamprat says:

    Well, it’s been nice stalking with you guys.

    Gotta get rest so I can work and pay taxes so the government can pay out more than it can possibly receive. Good thing it prints the money.

  38. swamprat says:

    Go on Charles. Take back Stabby, (everybody wins) keep Obdicut, give us Gus and Hoops.

    Maybe some will see the absurdity of a blog that restricts the sites its members are “allowed” to visit. Grown men. Good Lord.

  39. swamprat says:

    Stabby wasn’t left enough for lgf. That isn’t ideological, that’s Stalinesque.

    out for real

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      No. He was left enough. Just not loyal enough. He suggested that there were ways to kill the tranny ads other than pay Chairman Chunk’s bridge toll. THAT was unforgivable.

  40. Frank Sinclair says:

    Your wife’s vag doesn’t pass the smell test.

  41. St. Pancake says:

    BREAKING NEWS: Chuckles spotted on a motorcycle!

  42. Barry Soetoro, esq says:

    Don’t cry for me Hoosier Hoopina


  43. Barry Soetoro, esq says:

    I have to say that this hoosier hoops fellow is the most pathetic individual I’ve ever encountered since I was a boy in Kenya.
    In Kenya we knew a man named Nairobi Net.
    He also cried like a baby

    the village elders ground him into a sausage much to the delight of the tribe.

    then I moved to Indonesia


  44. Medchemmer says:

    Aah, the tears of a clown.

  45. Medchemmer says:

    Bit him you wignutz…he’s adding to Chunk’s already vast wealth to continue his cyber persecution of you simpletonz.

  46. dwells38 says:

    And yes, I posted that after solving yet another gnarly programming problem with a regex.—
    Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) October 18, 2013

    Chunks, you and your confused proggy loozoids ARE regex.

  47. Juan Epstein says:

    “Such is political science”


  48. Octopus says:

    Juan Epstein :
    “Such is political science”

    Paypay LePoop thinks his vapid confusion and butt-licking is Science. 😆

    I just can’t even lolwut.

  49. Arachne says:

    Doppel B. DeMilyo :

    That’s one strong petard!

    Reinforced by rebar.
    And really? That little coy smile/shoulder thing? As my son would say – Man, that’s ghey.

    • The Osprey says:

      I can’t stop laughing when he does that. Who ever does those Charles spoof vids needs to put one together where he just does the shoulder thing over and over and over again.

  50. Octopus says:

    Ze petard is un bomb…it would take a few sticks of dynamite to knock Chunky over. 😉

  51. Octopus says:

    Some dim soul brought a Confederate flag to the Million Vet March last week, proving the GOP is all about teh slavery. In other news…teh slavery: http://blogs.the-american-interest.com/wrm/2013/10/17/study-finds-nearly-30-million-people-living-in-slavery-worldwide/

    …but none in the USA, not even in the Deep South. Go figger.

  52. dwells38 says:

    Frank Sinclair :Your wife’s vag doesn’t pass the smell test.

    Hey Stanky Frank. This is what doesn’t pass the smell test.


    Neither does your friend Chunk’s conspicuous lack of opinion on something of which he claims to be a world class, wicked mad skillz web coder expert. But then nothing really ads up with him, does it? Such as that lame story about being misled by the right.

  53. trebob says:

    I wish the BRC was still super active. The dates are clues to the level of bullshit in his post.


    Posting (registered at LGF) since 2004?

    Liberal slant circa >=2005?

    Liberal slant circa 2008 (Kriel’s parting ways with “teh right”)?

    Obama supporter >=2005?

    We wouldn’t even need charts. 🙂

  54. Octopus says:

    I’d like to dedicate this song to Pooper Scoops, who is a victim of love. So are we all, in one way or another, but his experience is particularly wrenching, with the objects of his fantasy flitting away before he can convince them of his heartwarming political science love. 😦

  55. Octopus says:

    Here’s another helper, Hoops. Hope it works for ya!

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      We better stop. Googling “how to pick up Thai trannyboys” is liable to release the trannybots of hell. Even in incognito mode.

  56. snowcrash says:

    Hoosier Hoops has always been a blowhard. A self important boor and a drunk, too. At least that was his excuse for his rude behavior.

  57. dwells38 says:

    Ha! Yet more proof Chunk was duped by another fat moron hypocrite:
    REPORT: ‘2013 ranks as one of the least extreme US weather years ever’…

    AL GORE: ‘Extreme’ weather, ‘increasing storms’ and ‘other extreme events’…

    Except Al got all the money and all Chunk got was a Twitter addiction and self satisfaction that comes with being a proggy liar I guess.

  58. dwells38 says:

    Note in the Twitter Theater there are like 6 or 7 about Snowden and GG. 0 about 0bamadontcare scam.

    Uh Chunk, you need to get help with your obsessions and delusions.

    • OLT's Debate THAT says:

      Hey, how many about burying the country under an unspecified additional debt on top of the $7 trillion Obama already added to Boooooossshhhh’s $10 trillion (well, he “inherited” $5.6 trillion of debt from blowjob guy, so do the algebra)?

      How about a realization that Booooooossssshhh’s unpatriotic (hey, Obama’s words, not mine) spending has been handily exceeded by Obama’s budget-free spending, and how Obama is on his way to DOUBLING Boooooosssssshhh’s terrible performance? None? Really? Not even one?

  59. Minnow says:

    ICYMI Barry.

  60. doriangrey1 says:

    Paging Calo and Lily…Get your pretty little asses over to the Blogmocracy… it’s Friday and were rocking our asses off….

  61. Octopus says:

    Full-figured gals need a bathing suit that offers support and modesty, without skimping on sexy: http://tinyurl.com/m3lftzo

  62. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

  63. kbdabear says:

    Greasy Ponytail’s “Walter” came to Ace of Spades to concern troll us and “educate” us on sciencey stuff and race


    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      I don’t think that’s the same guy, unless there’s another Walter still there. Walter N. got the cheetos boot years ago, and is registered here. IIRC, one of the reasons Walter N. got the boot was disagreeing with Chairman Chunk about climate.

  64. Doppel ICYMI says:

    A sad bit of time gone by

    0:49 “Vile Free Republic and it’s always been vile”.—–well Charles it wasn’t too vile when you stole the throbbing memo from Buckhead

    2:34 some brain dead hayseed named Jimmy who can hardly talk for having Charles’ cock in his gob

    4:10 informs us that “Miles” never bought him a VW

    4:29 Is this all you do? ( snicker)

    4:35 5000 comments a day……ROFL. Now you don’t get that in 2 weeks !

  65. Pakimon says:

    And I always thought he said, “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to make an assclown of yourself on Twitter”.

    Or was it, ” If you tell the truth, you don’t have to gain a hundred pounds gorging on Cheetos.”

    Maybe it was, “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to beg people to register on your blog only to shake them down for 80 bucks to avoid being deluged with malware and sex ads”.

  66. Pakimon says:

    Oddly enough, a lot of other people including democrats trying to cover their asses are saying the same thing.

    Leave it to loyal sycophants like Chunky to continue playing the “All Is Well” tune as the Obamacaretanic sinks into the icy depths. 😆

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      Oddly enough, 25-yo jazz guitarists these days who don’t live on government relief have to reach deep and pay, unlike 25-yo jazz guitarists 35 years ago, who just skated, knowing that 1) nothing’s going to happen, and 2) if something does, somebody else will pay for it. Said 25-yo jazz guitarist is now pissed off that he has to pay for something 25-yo jazz guitarists 35 years ago didn’t, so 60-yo ex jazz guitarist can have a free ride now.

      Former 25-yo jazz guitarist didn’t have to pay then, and doesn’t have to pay now. Former 25-yo jazz guitarist is a piker.