The Glenn Greenwald connection to the Government shutdown!

Glenn Greenwald is rapidly surpassing Ron Paul as the main villain in Charles Johnson’s world. Greenwald’s agents are behind every event occurring in politics. Charles even links Greenwald to the current government shutdown.

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Glenn Greenwald is behind everything!


82 Comments on “The Glenn Greenwald connection to the Government shutdown!”

  1. JimboXL says:

    How dare they have an opinion and how dare they criticize the NSA!

  2. trebob says:

    Charles is quite obviously in love with GG. Nothing else explains this obsessive behavior.

  3. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Meanwhile, in the plane of existence that’s not occurring in between Charles’ ears (that would be the real world, not the land of magic partially-executed diminished scales and beach riffs)

    U.S. eavesdropping agency chief, top deputy expected to depart soon

    (Reuters) – The director of the U.S. National Security Agency and his deputy are expected to depart in the coming months, U.S. officials said on Wednesday, in a development that could give President Barack Obama a chance to reshape the eavesdropping agency.

    Army General Keith Alexander’s eight-year tenure was rocked this year by revelations contained in documents leaked by former NSA contractor Edward Snowden about the agency’s widespread scooping up of telephone, e-mail and social media data.

    Alexander has formalized plans to leave by next March or April, while his civilian deputy, John “Chris” Inglis, is due to retire by year’s end, according to U.S. officials who spoke on condition of anonymity.

    This must be Greenwald’s fault. Or Amash. Or Cruz.

    Pam’s maybe?

  4. rightymouse says:

    The Tea Party is a lot ‘scarier’ than that, you panty-waist pussy. Grow a pair, would ya??

    • Voltaire's Crack says:

      Reminds me of Mad Libs with more hyphens.

      Exclamation, Joe said adverb, as he jumped into his convertible noun.

      Of course his version has more adjective salad.

    • Voltaire's Crack says:

      The bottom line ideology of Charles is tweet/trolling for ad-free subscriptions and marketing asian girlfriends for the similarly undesirable, all while using a photo that mendaciously portrays himself as being 326 pounds lighter sporting a single chin.

    • Octopus says:

      See, this is why I think Chunky is Stabby, in fat-suit drag: they both put these stooped word-salads together that mean nothing, and present them as blundering damnation. 😆

    • Minnow says:

      mmmmm…. dog….

  5. OLT's Maybe A Noose Instead Of That Tourniquet says:

    trebob :
    Charles is quite obviously in love with GG. Nothing else explains this obsessive behavior.

    Well, I guess Stalker Charles no longer need’s Pam’s breasts, since he has his own.

    And, since he has enough for two or three girls, I think he’s hoping Greenwald will move in with him and they can be a lesbian couple.

    Which means that soon Kalegore will hate him.

  6. Doppel ICYMI says:

    Charles loves all things sharia and Obama

    both use the constitution as toilet paper…..well not really, they wipe their asses with their left hands

  7. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    Did we ever get a full explanation of what went FUBAR with the Ocare website, Chunk?

  8. Octopus says:

    George is a Spartan, and a bumblebee. Apparently.

    You can’t let female children around your dog. 😡

  9. Octopus says:

    Here’s an awesome photo:

    Here’s a blast from the recent past, that I think captures a momentous moment:

  10. Octopus says:

    Here’s a snappy l’il number to make the Race Detective’s head go woozy-kablooey!

  11. Octopus says:

    Mr. Hepcat is doing horror now…

    Don’t give Fatass the clicks:
    (mildly amusing)

  12. Bunk X says:

    “Glenn Greenwald is behind everything!” –Daedalus

    “Glenn Greenwald is just a little behind.
    Charles Johnson is a big one.” –Bunk X

  13. stabby says:

    I just glanced at PJMedia. Schadenfreude has never been sweeter.

    I’m savoring all of the “it’s time to split off from the Republican party” and the many “I will never vote Republican again” comments. I say, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

    And of course all of the wonderful comments that betray their state of mind, the “we’ll never have a white president again” comment, the “feminization of America” comment, the “democracy” in quotes comment.

    Have a great day, folks.

    • ISpeakJive says:


    • icekoldebassman says:

      The Allies did not win every battle, but they won the war.
      Of course you also have a deeply partisan mainstream media in your pocket that does its best to downplay/ignore the travesties and scandals of this Administration, and lie about the motives of the opposition. Face it, Stabs, without the tacit covering up by the talking heads and alphabet-nets, this poseur would never have made it to a first term, much less a second one.
      And you know what’s really funny [or pathetic]? These same clowns can’t even be honest enough to recognize their partisanship.

  14. stabby says:

    I just found a “the problem is not enough white people voted” comment. Yay.

  15. stabby says:

    Ooh, quoted in it’s entirety, “Obama is a servant of the Father of Lies.”

    And before you claim that I must have said the same of Bush, I voted for him for his second term.

    Not everyone is a paranoid.

    • Octopus says:

      We know you voted for Bush, Chunky. We also know you voted for McCain, before you went insane in 2009. Nobody cares who you voted for. You are completely off the radar!
      (except here)

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        Is Chunky sleepwalking and planting weirod comments here in the middle of the Culver City night? This could be an interesting case for a pussycologist. Sleep surfing.

    • Al-Cheezeera says:

      Stabby is a servant of the voices inside his head.

  16. Pakimon says:

    Endlessly panhandling for loans to pay those bills and getting deeper in debt isn’t such a bright idea either.

    Maybe the government should start putting up Thai shemale ads on all their websites and charge an 80 dollar registration fee to block them.

    If that doesn’t work, they can always sell cookbooks. 😆

    • Voltaire's Crack says:

      Is Chuck saying that we should pro-actively pay off our debt?

      He does understand that the current practice for some time (as long as we’ve been operating in deficit mode) is to wait until the last minute to pay the interest-only part of the debt and leave the principal essentially untouched. Doesn’t he?

      Is he therefore criticizing Obama for his routine practices? Or not?

      Or is he just an economic illiterate? You decide.

    • OLT's Barack The Responsible, King Of Debt says:

      The irony drips all over Stalker Charles’ bottle collection, or is it just stray urine?

  17. Pakimon says:

    But your psychotic obsession with Glenn Greenwald continues unabated. 😆

    • stabby says:

      There’s a tantrum just starting but it will label itself “conservative but not Republican” or “conservative and former Republican” or “too conservative to be Republican”

      • Voltaire's Crack says:

        Or “Will somebody please pay attention to me?”

      • OLT's Barack The Responsible, King Of Debt says:

        It must really suck to worship Stalker Charles Johnson but not be allowed into the Holy of Holies to join communion with the Hive Mind.

        I almost feel sorry for you. It’s like the twinge of regret I experience when I hose a wasp nest down with a can of horrible, life-ending chemicals. I.e., the half-life is extremely short.

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        That’s even interestinger. The sleeping Chunky takling to the waking one online.

      • Pakimon says:

        You just know Frabby was sitting there hitting “refresh” on his browser every 30 seconds for over an hour. checking to see if anyone would respond to his inane drivel. 😆

    • Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

      My long term Pamtrum is still going.

      Charles ” stalkerus” Johnson

  18. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Borrowing and printing money to service the debt works great until it doesn’t.

    • OLT's Barack The Responsible, King Of Debt says:

      No budget under five years of the Obama-Reid-Pelosi triad of responsibility.

      Or Valerie Jarrett, whatever. It doesn’t really matter whose hand is up Barack’s ass; we have given him a blank check to put our great-great-grandchildren in debt.

      Hurray for the end of the “tantrum”! Hurray for “responsibility”! Hurray for the success of lies about default! Hurray for the low-information stabby voter!

      If I could manage to get us back into GW Bush’s horrible mess that Obama inherited, I would.

      Gas under $2 a gallon favores the working poor and lowers the price of foodstuffs.
      Debt at “only” $10 trillion – that’s now $7 trillion agon, BTW. We’ll be at $20 trillion in a year.
      Unemployment under 5%

      God, that was a fine mess. I really miss that free-spending coke-snorting drunk stupid big-eared cowboy that embarrassed us all over the world by kicking radical Islam’s ass six ways to Sunday. The new world we’ve created is so much better. We have more of EVERYTHING – more wars, more debt, more spending, more unemployment – it”s a veritable smorgasbord of MORE.

      • Voltaire's Crack says:

        But tantrum. Shut up.

      • Octopus says:

        To quote that great philosopher Jimmy Buffett: “It’s these changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes. Nothing remains quite the same.”

      • icekoldebassman's practice sock pup-it says:

        All that good stuff! It WAS Bush’s fault! Expensive gasoline saves the environment! Our grandchildren will be Moslem, so what difference does it make at this point?! There are plenty of jobs, just look at how hard my Mexican gardener works!

  19. dwells38 says:

    stabby :Ooh, quoted in it’s entirety, “Obama is a servant of the Father of Lies.”
    And before you claim that I must have said the same of Bush, I voted for him for his second term.
    Not everyone is a paranoid.

    Still not willing to talk about Obumblerdontcare, I see. How’d your sign up go? Was there a glitch?

  20. Octopus says:

    Because 1-800-MILYO :
    That’s even interestinger. The sleeping Chunky takling to the waking one online.

    The Walking Dead. Dead Man Walking. Turn me on, dead man! 😆

    It amuses (and somewhat alarms) me to think of the ponderous porker, shuffling about the bunker in an Ambien-haze, talking to himself between handfuls of Cheetos, occasionally sitting down at the old Command Center, which once boasted three huge Apple LCD monitors, but now is down to one old wheezing, flickering CRT. The posts get fewer and longer between, and more unbalanced every day. The tweets from his Iphone get more numerous, but also less intelligible, and he can only focus on one target at a time. That target is Greenwald, all day long. But Glenn never answers or engages him in any way. 😦

    #nowplaying > Grinderman > Get It On > Get It On > Now do you guys like me?

  21. Octopus says:

    The Librotarian Dudebros really are coming, Chunky. 😯

    • rightymouse says:

      That should scare the crap out of the big pussy. :mrgreen:

      • Octopus says:

        He’s already to askeert to leave the house. It appears that he’s blacked-out his windows now, as he can’t tell day from night anymore. If it gets any scarier, it could cause him to start behaving irrationally, while acting out against his bizarre delusions. 😯

      • OLT's Release Your Inner Lesbian says:

        He should go ahead and get a bikini, start mowing the lawn, and staying up late for frog porn with a side of hole-y slug-slimed kale.

      • Octopus says:

        The optics are bad on that, Tex. 😯

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        Diesel dykes need tats. Tits, not so much.

  22. Octopus says:

    These Koz Kidz are nothing short of highlarious, with their defensive statements concerning Obamacare.

    Pay up, suckaz! 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I read that whole KOS thread. On Sept 30, the night before the rollout, they were true believers. “In a few short hours you can hop on the exchange and get a fabulous affordable policy!”
      How cute. How naive.

  23. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Looks like Charles will have a new enemy in his rather ineffectual tweet wars…

    SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – eBay Inc (NSQ:EBAY) founder Pierre Omidyar on Wednesday said he is building an independent media organization covering news from sports to politics for mainstream readers, spearheaded by big names including ex-Guardian correspondent Glenn Greenwald.

    Omidyar, the 46-year-old French-born Iranian-American who remains chairman of the e-commerce giant he founded, wrote in a blog post that he considered buying the Washington Post – which Inc (NSQ:AMZN) founder Jeff Bezos eventually snapped up – but decided he wanted to build a news organization from the ground up.

    I guess Pierre had better give up right now. He’s certainly no match for the LGF Global Media Centers tweet warrior.

    • OLT's Presents The Typing Dead - A Blog Horror Story says:

      Stalker Charles has already revealed the God-awful troof about Pierre … he supported … George W. Bush!

      /I know, it’s terrible.

      One thing about Our Boy Charles – he goes straight for the jugular of any guilt-by-association meme! And now that he is blindly following Stink Progress’ lead to oblivion, all things BOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH are like sunlight and exercise to him! Pure poison!

      • ISpeakJive says:

        When Chuck was a conservative he hated Greenwald, and he hates him still after his flip to moonbatia.
        He can’t seem to fit that boy in a box, and it drives him bugnuts. I love it.

      • Barry Soetoro, esq says:

        Chuck hates his fame
        chuck’s 15 minutes hit the skids long long ago.
        chuck hates people that get >15 minutes


    • Voltaire's Crack says:

      Ebay Schmeebay.

      How can that 2nd rate site compare with the software empire whose crowning achievement was the memorable launch of mouse-ka-mania?

  24. Juan Epstein says:

    Yale law prof study finds tea-hadists
    are more scientifically literate than everyone else??

    Must be destroyed!!

    • Pakimon says:

      Despite them being poetry in motion, don’t mess with Tea-Party chicks.

      And whatever you do, don’t make them angry or they’re liable to blind you …

      with SCIENCE!

      Just ask Thomas Dolby or better yet, Captain Kirk!

    • Voltaire's Crack says:

      Another study has them better educated too.

      • Octopus says:

        No, they’re just insane. Insane in the membrane. All conservatives are insane racists now, because they can’t handle having a nice clean colored gentleman in the White House, unless he’s serving tea to them, at a party.

        Also, Go Tigers! 🙂

      • Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

        Bad craziness in those teabagger grandmothers, Veterans, tax payers.

        No the garage dwelling hipster is teh smart.

  25. Octopus says:

    Matt Yglesias is another Obama-worshipping moon-unit who gets everything wrong, like our Fatass. Ace has a good post up discussing his latest self-beclowning, including a link to a previous gem. What a fucking idiot. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Meanwhile, The Chunkster is fuming because HE hasn’t gotten “the call” from Slate.

      They’re both bloggers and and fervent Obama Kool-Aid drinking sycophants supporters.

      See if you can spot the crucial difference that’s preventing Chunkles from getting the liberal love he so desperately craves. 😆

      Corpulent: Matt -Yes Chunkles -Yes

      Moobs: Matt – Yes Chunkles – Yes

      Ballcap: Matt – Yes Chunkles – Yes

      Irritating Voice: Matt – Yes Chunkles – Yes

      Luxurious Yet Greasy Jazzy Ponytail: Matt – No Chunkles – Yes

  26. JimboXL says:

    I was waiting for the default clock to strike midnight, I was curious if all Dims would instantly vanish into thin air.

  27. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    The science is settled

    Just saw the Yale study that Tea Party members have a statistically significant higher science aptitude than moonbats or republicans.

    Charles I know you won’t understand this study since …,, well it’s science.

    Just take my word bitch. My tea party science IQ understood it for you and Stabby.