The looming Jack Tapper threat

Charles gets an obsession with prominent media figures that do not conform to his worldview. He picks a Twitter fight with them and then does post after post on their writings. He creates an image that he is in a life or death struggle with these media figures. CNN’s Jack Tapper has now gotten Charles Johnson’s attention.

Jack tapper

Jack Tapper better watch out, Obama is unto him. Charles will somehow link him to Rand Paul, Big Tobacco and the Vlaams Belang.



41 Comments on “The looming Jack Tapper threat”

  1. Octopus says:


    …is a very fine journalist, and his Afghanistan book was one of the best I’ve read on that subject.

    Go on, pick a fight with him, Fatass. Jake will never know about it, but we’ll all have some laughs at your stupidity. Your record in Twitterdome battles is 0-256, btw. Just about to turn the corner!

  2. Minnow says:

    ICYMI Fatass Johnson is leasing ad space on his second and third chins for very reasonable rates.

    Get it Chuck??111!!


    • dwells38 says:

      Definitely a lot of real estate for ads there but I don’t think there’s much traffic going by Chunks crumb strewn couch or diarrhea splattered commode. Location, location, location!

  3. rightymouse says:

    Are you flummoxed over this? Really? 🙄

    • rightymouse says:

      Such a classy dame, lolwut??

    • dwells38 says:

      Yeah! Pretty damn catchy, eh fat Chunk? Already caught on everywhere unlike your stupid Greensnow fail. LOL!

  4. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Charles ” stalkerus” Johnson.

  5. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:


    You are a gadfly douchebag.

    I hope tapper replies to at least one of your nuisance tweets and alerts the Internet to your sad ass

  6. Because ick says:

    Jack Tapper
    Sat on the crapper
    Shitting his turds and wiz
    Along came Chuck Johnson
    And blew one like a monsoon

    And that’s the story of Mountain Dew.


    • Minnow says:

      Here, I will fix this for you:

      Jack Tapper was a man.
      Charles Johnson crapped all over himself and wants some recognition.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      sat on the crapper
      he tweeted jake tapper
      looking to pick a fight
      jake said with a grin
      that content is thin
      and bid the stalker goodnight

  7. Minnow says:

    I really want to respond to this broad comedian and her sense of confusion – but, seriously, it all speaks for itself.

    Who knew the Daily Show was supposed to be funny!?

  8. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Better watch out Jake. Chuck single-handedly brought Greenwald’s career to a standstill.

  9. dwells38 says:

    RT @LOLGOP: Ted Cruz has wrapped up the 2016 GOP nomination on the premise that Republicans need a leader who will destroy the economy, on …

    Too late for that fat boy. Your commie hero Obummer already doubled the national debt paying off his cronies and expanding government corruptocrats. He oversaw downgrade of our debt and continues to preside over real unemployment figures in double digits. Next on the agenda is to crash the stock market so he can blame the GOP.

    Even if Ted Cruz were a commie hell bent on destroying the capitalism that built this country and made it great there would be little left for him to do after you proggies get done with trashing it.

  10. dwells38 says:

    I guess no one in media noticed Ted Cruz was speaking right in front of the extreme right wing Oathkeepers militia? 1 hour ago

    Because left wing commie proggies only like cops and military when they are being jack booted socialist thugs beating down elderly veterans and blocking them from their monuments for some political points, right stupid Fat Bastard Chunk?

  11. Charles,

    As you know I have a lot of money and I give a lot to the Right Wing. Jack Trapper gets lots of funding from me and other Right Wing kooks like me and we are in with Ted Cruz and all out to get you.

    Chetoes will not help you now.

  12. ps Charles Johnson:::

    “Ted Cruz is the most powerful person on earth, he alone has shut down Obama’s Goverment and now all of you loons are his bitches now. Bow to the power of Ted Cruz
    the one and only over lord. “

    • Because ick says:


      He’s going to single-handedly default on the debt, too. Chucky said so.

      I mean, the dude’s AWSOME!!!!!

  13. Doppel milyo says:

    Is tapper a dudebro or a greentap?

    or a snowtap, or tapbro?

    come on Charles, come up with the next word that is never going to trend

  14. Pakimon says:

    Why isn’t everyone outraged over some guy waving a Condederate flag?!

  15. Pakimon says:

    One lone guy waving a Confederate flag means all Tea Party members and Conservatives are racist.!!!111 Didn’t the goddamn media get the memo!?!?

  16. Pakimon says:

    WTF?1?! Where are my blog hits?????

    Better tweet the same link again. Pay attention to me ’cause I’m relevant1 RELEVANT DAMIT!!!!!1111 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      What’s the world coming to? Everyone doesn’t think the GOP are raving KKK Nazi h8ters!!!! OMG!OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! KIT TENS!!!

  17. dwells38 says:

    Come and listen to a story about a man named Jake
    A poor journalist, barely even on the take
    And then one day he was reportin’ on the news
    And up through the Swamp come a bumblin’ goob

    Charles Johnson that is, fat dolt, irrelevant.

    Well the first thing you know ol’ Jake’s got media flare
    And some folk say, “Jake’s bias isn’t there!”
    He said “Bein’ honest” is the place you oughta be
    So the butt hurt fuck mewled accusatively….

    “R he is, righty fool, conservatard.”

    Now it’s time to laugh at Chunk for nipping at Jake’s heels.
    Nobody goes to LGF because there’s no appeal
    You’re all invited back to this locality
    And have a heapin’ helpin’ of relentless mockery

    Of Chunk that is. He was misled.
    Blog folks, you all won’t go back there!
    – Scrugg and Flatt go nuts here and pickup the tempo
    Copywrite ASSCLAP, PMI (Pam’s My Infatuation, Inc)

  18. Pakimon says:

    Who are the “Oathkeepers” anyway? You’d think from the way Chunky is carrying on, they’d made an oath to gangbang stubby’s mom or some such thing.

    • Pakimon says:

      Did a Google search and would like to apologize to the Oathkeepers.

      Anyone who vows to uphold the Constitution is ok in my book.

      No wonder the moonbats are in such hysteria over them.

    • dwells38 says:

      They’re police and military heroes who support the Constitution. So you know naturally, Chunk hates their guts.

    • Because ick says:

      What’s wrong with gangbanging Stubby’s mom?

  19. Pakimon says:

    It’s hilarious that losers like our favorite fat ponytailed moonbat shutin are freaking out about the thought of military and police ready to tell theliberals er, “progressives” in power to cram their “hope and change” up their fat asses. 😆

  20. dwells38 says:

    fobdangerclose :ps Charles Johnson:::
    “Ted Cruz is the most powerful person on earth, he alone has shut down Obama’s Goverment and now all of you loons are his bitches now. Bow to the power of Ted Cruzthe one and only over lord. “

    Chunk. Ted Cruz, Jake Tapper, Koch Industries and Vlaams Belang know the power of your Tweets. You’re topic number one in the GOP, right wing, Nazi, KKK Axis of Evil. They can’t allow your righteousness to stand. It’s just too appealing to the people. You should probably start thinking about a body double.

  21. Pakimon says:


    Time to break out the ICYMI!!!! 😆 😆 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      Speaking of rebranding, how’s that working for you Chunk? Did anyone believe your pathetic schpiel about how you were misled by a race of super intelligent right wingers who controlled your mind and made you think Cyndi Sheehan is a mindless cnut, Jim MacDermott is pond scum and Sarah Palin’s kind of cute and appealing? And GW Bush was doing the right thing and Islam is dangerous and Israel is only defending it’s people? But all along you were just a misguided proggy comrade who agrees 100% with Markos Moulitsas on everything? How’s that working?

  22. Arachne says:

    Hey I wonder if Wonderwall of Blubber got all kinds of new signups at his website yesterday? Seriously, this is the first time I’ve seen someone BEGGING Twitter followers to come to their website and join the discussion. He was at 7771 yesterday. Let’s see what the total is on Friday.