“they’re too lame”

LGF was down yesterday for a bit and there was speculation over who did it.  Eclectic Cyborg speculates that us “stalkers” might have been behind it. Charles says it could not be us because we are “lame.”

Stalkers are lame

The “Stalkers” are so lame that the Boiler Room Crew uncovered your deleted posts.

Advertisements

191 Comments on ““they’re too lame””

  1. Minnow says:

    ICYMI FatStupidOldBrah was upset yesterday because – no wait – Joe the Plumber published an article by someone else but PUT HIS NAME ON IT!

    ICYMI Charles Johnson does this day in and out.

    Hey Charles, I tink you better get some mental health help Brah.

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha

    (His tweet follows: “No, it’s even dumber than that, because Joe the Plumber posted somebody else’s article under his own name. What a freak show.”)

  2. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    Dude. We don’t want to knock your site offline. We want to laugh and watch you knock your own site offline.

    Dew Douche Of Server.

  3. Juan Epstein says:

    This will be the new shtick.

    No, Russian intelligence isn’t doing greenwalds bidding and targeting you.

  4. Whatever man says:

    And the evidence that it was even a DDOS attack that took LGF down?

    Charles said so.

    Mmmmm-kay

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s obviously lying. Nobody gives a rat’s rear end about LGF except us & we’re too lame to pull off a DDOS attack.

  5. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    I found your problem, Houston. Chinese Nazis:

    http://www.chinasmack.com/2011/pictures/nazi-chic-cosplay-chinese-netizen-reactions.html

    They’ve been sending Chinese Nazi bots under your bed.

  6. Barry Soetoro, esq says:

    Charles needs no help to crash his site.

    • rightymouse says:

      True, dat! 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      The LGF custom-designed blogging platform is a teetertotter balanced with a bucket of rocks on each end. Charles occasionally adds a pebble to the wrong bucket and blames the Chinese.

  7. Barry Soetoro, esq says:

    BTW Charles
    I googled the term ” greensnow” and got no hits. I’m afraid your attempt at creating a new word has failed miserably
    but when I googled Greensnow AND Icarus, I got several hits for Diary Of Daedalus.

    it seems as if your only claim to fame these days is us

  8. osprey1 says:

    Hey Chuck, you’re so lame, you probably think this post is about you. You’re so lame. I’ll bet you think this post is about you, don’t you? Don’t you?

    (with apologies to some 70’s hippie chick).

  9. dwells38 says:

    Chunk’s not stalked. He’s mocked. To stalk someone they have to go somewhere. Like Jim Hoft. If you followed him to DC where he covered the IRS hearings and then followed him to LA where he did other stories you’d be stalking him, for example. But Chunk sits on his couch and then goes and takes a dump and only Tweets and puts up a post every 20 hours or so and then takes another huge dump. There’s no stalking of a stationary loser. Just mocking.

  10. Bunk X says:

    The Boiler Room Crew engaged in no “hacking” and had no desire to crash LGF. DOS attacks, although illegal, aren’t hard to arrange if you have some connections, but we never wanted to go down that dark path.

    The BRC has never been malicious, and there were many “projects” that were abandoned for moral and ethical reasons. The strawberries gathered were out in the open, assuming one had a sock or two and knew where to look, so there was no safecracking, only stealth.

    Charles eventually noticed that someone or something was sniffing around his poorly hidden archives, and that’s why he inadvertantly blocked all NA universities and the entire country of Bolivia from viewing LGF. He still didn’t stop ISTE, and the rest is history.

  11. Minnow says:

    I would be willing to bet big bucks (you know, like at least $68.50) that the big Kahuna either did something stupid (spillage etc.) or did something stupid (fucked with his code). Who else on Earth gives a crap about that sorry, low traffic, high drama blog?

    Chinese? Don’t flatter yourself Chucky.

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      I don’t think his server is physically in the Culver City basement. It should be safe from exploding urine cider bottles. Hosing a directory without a backup, OTOH, is a very distinct possibility.

    • Pakimon says:

      To think that Pam was saved from Chunky’s evil clutches by a Chinese spambot flying into his ear. 😆

  12. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    rightymouse :Youz a baby!

    Almost 52 and still a baby?
    🙂

  13. Bunk X says:

    Although Lee Stranahan chumped some peeps for donations on projects he never completed, he’s absolutely correct here. Shirley Sherrod is suing the widow and children of Andrew Breitbart.

  14. Because Bad Craziness says:

    • Grinning Cat says:

      It’s funny, I was looking at that site the other day and noticing how much of their wording and phrases Charles uses. In fact it looks like Charles got his whole style from RRW (and they’ve been posting since *before* Chunky parted ways with the right of course!). As for the content itself, I’ve learned there’s plenty of bad craziness on all sides of the political spectrum.

      • Bunk X says:

        Wasn’t there a blog called Daily Kos? Charles loved Markos, and Moulitsas, as big a jerk as he is, steered clear of Chuck’s support, as did Oliver “some of my best friends” Willis.

    • dwells38 says:

      Says a moron who has no credibility. Bad craziness is when you don’t even know what the hell you think for decades at a time. Chunk should just go away. Until he does, he should continue to be relentlessly mocked.

  15. Minnow says:

    Inquiring minds from all over the Internet are dying to know…. Just who is this man Charles Johnson?

    Oh, that’s right…. no one cares.

  16. Grinning Cat says:

    Bunk X :
    Wasn’t there a blog called Daily Kos? Charles loved Markos, and Moulitsas, as big a jerk as he is, steered clear of Chuck’s support, as did Oliver “some of my best friends” Willis.

    Heh, so if I understand this, Charles linked to Kos but Kos never even linked back to Charles? Pretty funny. Also quite understandable. It looks like poor Chunk gave up on twittering with OWillis too, back around the election. Ya shouldn’t have called that guy fat Charles! 🙂

  17. Minnow says:

    ICYMI “The Art of War” by Sun Tzu is a book that “isn’t even about war” according to our Man in the Know, Charles Johnson.

    Charles, if you had a shred of honor left in your body, you would calmly and quietly fade from the scene.

    Oh – THAT’s right, you have and no one noticed!!!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • Octopus says:

      The Harry Potter books aren’t really about Harry Potter and magic. The Bible isn’t really about God. “War And Peace” isn’t about war, or peace. However, “To Kill A Mockingbird” is actually about the best way to track and kill a mockingbird, whether it be for food, or just to stop the mocking.

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        Tequila mockingblog.

      • rightymouse says:

        Racist!!!!!!

      • dwells38 says:

        How To Win Friends and Influence People is an excellent book about dog training.

      • Octopus says:

        The Baseball Almanac, incredibly, is actually about hockey. “The Great Gatsby,” confusingly, is about the life and times of the great baseball player, Rogers Hornsby. “Cold Mountain” is about Hot Springs, Arkansas.

        Nothing is what it appears to be, in the world of classic books.

  18. calo says:

    Bunk X :
    It’s our party we can do what we want
    It’s our party we can say what we want
    It’s our party we can love who we want
    We can kiss who we want
    We can sing what we want
    Bite me, Charles.

    My favorite thing I use every day at work from the DoD store
    http://www.cafepress.com/dod_shop.515555778

  19. osprey1 says:

    The East is orange
    Like the Cheeto™
    Culver City has brought forth
    A Chairman Chuck
    He is the great handlebarsman
    Who steers the bicycle of progressivism!
    All hail his magical jazzy ponytail!

  20. Octopus says:

    Nothing you’ve ever said could be farther from the truth, Fatass. 😆

    Somebody writing blog-bilge for Media Matters told you to tweet that, right? You’re really keeping up on the happening things, arentcha?

    • osprey1 says:

      Chairman Chuck just wanted to use “atavistic” in a sentence so he could feel all cutting edge like Hunter S. Thompson in 1972.

      • dwells38 says:

        I like her.

      • gizbot7 says:

        She’s right, but is she serious? But if not, she’s still right. 🙂

      • stabby says:

        1) She’s serious
        2) She’s so wrong that even Fox News put her on to laugh at her, over and over
        3) Apparently her ditzy character was never an act
        4) She quit show business because:
        a) She’s convinced that everyone who isn’t an evangelical nutcase is going to burn in hell forever (and told the people at SNL that)
        b) her husband told her not to work, and she’s an obedient robot.

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        She’s your mother, and I just did her in all three holes at the same time, with her favorite blue toy with the tickle stick up front, and the silver shiny one in the back, Stanky.

        Go back to the swamp.

      • dwells38 says:

        Um….Stanky. Really? You just attacked Victoria Johnson. Really? Your only half-black commie hero is so weak and vulnerable you have to attack…a comedy chick in his defense???

      • Octopus says:

        That’s awesome. Victoria Jackson is a real conservative. 🙂

  21. rightymouse says:

    From previous thread:

    link building :
    Nice post. I’d been checking out frequently this particular web site and i’m fascinated! Very helpful information and facts specially the ending aspect I personally cope with similarly info a lot. I’m trying to find this kind of information and facts for your quite a while. Appreciate it and greatest of good fortune.

    Why do spambots write in Engrish? 😯

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      Because people with the IQ of LGF lizards won’t follow them to their penis enlargement sites if they write in Urdu.

      • rightymouse says:

        Or Mandarin.

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        ONOSE!!!!!! CHINESE BOTS!!!!!!!!

        I’ve never really had a Chinese bot problem; the ones that bother my site are Ukrainian and Russian. Chuck must have triggered something with the Thai ladyboy ads.

      • rightymouse says:

        The mandarin ones are adorable. 🙂

      • rightymouse says:

        Did you know that the Chinese had furries too? 😯

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        You think that chinglish ethernet thingy is a joke, but try to figure out exactly what some of these guys are selling on alibabbaexpress sometime. I don’t know if the sellers know what they are. They’re just liquidators selling holes or something.

        It’s maddening, because a lot of those things look like really good things, but you can’t be completely sure if it’ll work the way you expect.

  22. Pakimon says:

    Unfortunately for The Chunkster, there’s no need to medically test in order to “Detect Stupid”.

    Or “Cheetos Overindulgence” … 😆

  23. rightymouse says:

    Reading Chuck’s tweets is like having one of these…..

  24. rightymouse says:

    Because 1-800-MILYO :
    You think that chinglish ethernet thingy is a joke, but try to figure out exactly what some of these guys are selling on alibabbaexpress sometime. I don’t know if the sellers know what they are. They’re just liquidators selling holes or something.
    It’s maddening, because a lot of those things look like really good things, but you can’t be completely sure if it’ll work the way you expect.

    if you need clarification on a product, try emailing them. See what you get back. 🙂

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      I actually did a couple of weeks ago, and the response came back a week later. This was the first week of October, and Oct. 1 is “national day”, and most companies take the whole week off. Apparently, they have several of these one-week “holidays” every year.

      But Chinese bots never sleep…

  25. rightymouse says:

    Bubble tea from Thailand: 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      “We’re here from the Gummint & we’re here to help” LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

    • gizbot7 says:

      Great article and even better comments. Like this one from some dude named Alan Robertson:

      “If you had said that appeals to dependant, uninformed and abysmally stupid voters is now the foundation of political success (with a huge dollop of vote count corruption,) then you would have hit the nail on the head.”

  26. Pakimon says:

    Where’s the Race Detective™ when you need him?!

    California is suffering a scourge of racist rovers!

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/racist-la-police-dogs-only-bite-latinos-and-africanamericans-8874913.html

    • rightymouse says:

      They need to attend a doggy sensitivy training class PRONTO!!!!!!

    • dwells38 says:

      IMO it’s due to noncompliance with the police. Seriously, in some minority neighborhoods where people are taught not to respect police, there’s an amazing lack of compliance. When I was in music school in the ’80s, we were working with some kids at an innercity rec center. They had a great program for kids to learn percussion so you can imagine the black teen guys turned out in droves. These were good kids, interested in music. Just poor. Well we had arranged for them to come with us to a real gig and play (they were good!). This is Cincy and the gig was in N. Ky. On the way back my other white pal was driving the big station wagon. We’d piled a bunch of us in and there were like 4 black teen guys in back. We’re on the big suspension bridge over the Ohio River and we get stopped by a cop. Before we know it one of the black kids jumps out and heads back towards the cop before he even gets to the car!!! Why?? I have no idea. He was just a goofball thinking he’s going to talk to the cop. We urged him to come back to the car as did the cop. The cop saw all the percussion instruments and we explained our mission and why we had so many guys in the car. He thought that was cool and let us go.

  27. Because 1-800-MILYO says:

    This

    results in this

    And Chunk worries about Nazis under HIS bed.

  28. I’m not sure, well I am not sure but it could be poster not sure sure got some revenge but you have to know I am not sure myself. It could be Mr. Johnson deserves all he get but then I am not sure.

  29. kbdabear says:

    Chunky Ponytail is fapping furiously on Twitter now someone snapped a picture of a Confederate flag at the march today.

  30. kbdabear says:

    Chunky on Twitter; “CONFEDERATE FLAG!!!”

    Fap fap fap fap fap fappa fappa fap fap!!

  31. Minnow says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha…..

    I just tried to access FatAss’s Twitter account and I am not allowed to see it!

    Hahahahahahahahahahha…..

    I am okay with that. It would be a compleat waist of time anyway.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  32. dwells38 says:

    @Gus_802 If Wikileaks or Greenwald ever got real political power, they’d turn into hard core authoritarians. 1 hour ago

    Obummer and the whackjob vicious left HAVE gotten real political power, and they HAVE turned into hard core authoritarians you fucking idiot! They’ve politicized every single government entity such as the EPA, NSA, IRS, and even the DC police, in the latter case turning them unwillingly into jack-booted commie-style thugs against the nations treasured veterans.

    Why did you idiots follow Chunk to the fricking dark side?? He’s not even your friend and thinks you’re just some useful for the moment dumbass.

  33. Because black politicians are different says:

    • dwells38 says:

      No when we get Ben Carson or Allen West in there THEN we’ll have a black President. Right now all we have is a half-white Preezydork commie elitest. Who’s signature accomplishment turned out to be a craptasticly awful website to peddle overpriced insurance for the middle class in order to provide it free to Mexicans for some unknown reason.

      • stabby says:

        All American blacks are “half white” or more, something you’d realize if you knew people from Africa.

        Also, Americans consider “half white” black, they consider “ever so slightly black” black. It’s part of our legacy from slave owners raping their slaves and selling their children.

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        Your mama is pink inside, Stanky.

      • stabby says:

        So is yours if you wipe away the pus and scabs.

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        The mast slips.

      • poteen2 says:

        “All American blacks are half white.”
        “Our legacy?”

        Good boy, Stabby. Your re-education is nearly complete.
        Your EBT card and Obamaphone will soon be issued.

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        *mask

      • dwells38 says:

        Hah! Sorry Stanky. Oblamey is exactly what Victoria said he was. (whispers..) A communist in the White House!!!

  34. Octopus says:

    rightymouse :
    Go Browns! They’re playing Detroit. We’re winning. So far.

    Joe Fauria (3 td’s) said to say “Hi,” ‘Mouse. 🙂

    http://www.thefumble.com/sites/captainwag.com/files/styles/article_main_image/public/wp-content/gallery/joe-fauria/joe9web.jpg?itok=mRaMgl6Y

    6’8″, 259 lbs. Single.

  35. calo says:

    stabby :
    All American blacks are “half white” or more, something you’d realize if you knew people from Africa.
    Also, Americans consider “half white” black, they consider “ever so slightly black” black. It’s part of our legacy from slave owners raping their slaves and selling their children.

    Funny! I work with some girls from Nigeria… They aren’t half black either.

    And you know which group of minorities they despise, mock and ridicule the most?
    Take a guess, Stabby.

  36. Stabby's less retarded brother Ruprecht says:

    hi
    my name is ruprecht.
    i am retarded
    my older brother stabby is even more retarded.
    my family is sorry he spams you

    ruprecht

  37. Because Stank says:

    Americans consider “ever “half white” black, they consider “half white” or more, something you knew people from slaves are “half white” black” black, their children. All American black, their something they consider “half white” black, their something you knew people from Africans consider “half white” or more, so slave owners raping you knew people from Africans consider “ever “half white” black” black” black, their something their children. All American black. It’s part of our legacy from African

  38. Frank Sinclair says:

    You really are lame. Stalking a guy you say is irrelevant. Doesn’t the mere existence of this blog mean that he still is significant to you? As in living in your head rent free?

    • Octopus says:

      He isn’t “irrelevant,” Frank, he’s “irrelephant.” Huge difference! About 100 lbs, at least. 😆

      Now say something about my wife. Something dirty. 😈

    • Because Stank says:

      Hey Stank. I know what you’re mom’s been playing with. Naughty, naughty.

    • Arachne says:

      Hey Frank – I hear you lost your job for downloading porno at work. Is it true your right hand had your left hand hit it with a hammer so it wouldn’t have to go on anymore “dates” with you?

    • Doppel milyo says:

      frank
      my mother says to say Hi
      she says she hopes the strap on didn’t hurt you. that didn’t seem like it was your first time doing that

      regards

    • dwells38 says:

      Thanks for that Stankly. You tried to make some kind of accusatory statement whilst pissing yourself and trying to find your ass with both hands. We appreciate that kind of effort here. And doesn’t your mere presence here validate our relentless mocking of the confused one who was misleeded for a decade and tried to blame Teh Right. Don’t you feel silly defending such a dillweed

  39. Octopus says:

    You know who isn’t half-white? My girl, Oprah. I saw a show where her lineage was traced, and she was shocked, shocked I tell you, to find out she wasn’t Zulu, but she knew somehow that she had NO European taint in her formula. Btw, Stabby is an idiot, and a racist. 😆
    —————————————-
    The series, which was also watched by staff of this website, revealed lots of surprises including the news that Oprah Winfrey’s ancestors belong to the Kpelle tribe in the West African nation of Liberia.

    The billionaire talk show host said she didn’t believe that she had any European or Native American ancestors. Her admixture test showed her ancestry to be 89% sub-Saharan African, 8% Native American, 3% East Asian (researchers said that Native American ancestral traces show up here too), and 0% European. Henry Louis Gates told Oprah that, no, her other test results didn’t show Zulu ancestry, as she has claimed (and she had to take a breather).

    She descends from the Kpelle people (who cluster in the Guinea Highlands of what is now central Liberia and Guinea), the Bamileke people (who cluster in modern-day Cameroon), and the legendary and mystic Nkoya people in modern-day Zambia. We hope Oprah travels there, and does a show about these findings. Let us not forget that in the previous installment, Ms. Winfrey – born to unwed parents in rural Mississippi – discovered that an ancestor owned land after the Civil War, and had a school for black children on it (and she broke into tears upon hearing the news).

    It was heavily rumored recently that Oprah Winfrey was scheduled to visit Liberia for the inauguration of Liberia and Africa’s first elected female president. But it turned out that Oprah did not make the trip.

    • Because Stank says:

      DNA testing is finding out a lot of interesting things. Something like 10% of the German genome is Ashkenazi Jewish, and over 30% is Celtic. And Hitler was probably part Berber.

      So much for the Aryan superman.

    • Because Stank says:

      Not only is Stank an idiot and a racist, but I did his mom and sister at the same time.

  40. Stonemason says:

    stabby :
    All American blacks are “half white” or more, something you’d realize if you knew people from Africa.
    Also, Americans consider “half white” black, they consider “ever so slightly black” black. It’s part of our legacy from slave owners raping their slaves and selling their children.

    Wow. Generalize much? My family came to this country in 1918, so fuck you and your ‘our legacy’. I am an American, my family never owned slaves in this country (not sure about thousands of years ago), and if you knew anything the fuck at all about history you would know that ‘dark’ people have owned slaves much longer than ‘white’ people, and STILL FUCKING DO TO THIS DAY.

    • Because Stank says:

      Yeah, who’s this “we”? Is Stanky Robert Byrd?

      The vast majority of whites in America are descended from the big post-civil war Ellis Island immigration. The vast majority of Southerners descended from poor Scots-Irish who couldn’t afford slaves. The war was all about the rich in the North v.s. the rich in the South. Normal people just ended up getting killed over it. They didn’t actually, you know, have any kind of a dog in the slavery fight.

      These things are always about one group of rich boys v.s. another group. Nothing has changed. It’s still about the powerful trying to squeeze a little more power out of the deal, and pin the blame on the ordinary Joe who didn’t have squirt to do with it.

      The more things change, and shit…

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I have ancestors that owned slaves. They lived in Tennessee and had a farm. It’s no reflection on me. I didn’t do it.

  41. Octopus says:

    I confess…it was I, who shut down LGF yesterday. All I did, was convince the server that I was Pamela, seeking to sign up again. This triggered a massive security response, which shorted out the old-fashioned fuses in Chunky’s quaint bunker-bungalow. It was rather epic.

    • Bunk X says:

      I logged on as PAM1, PAM2, PAM3, but I accidentally automated it and it crashed Charles’ server when I got to PAM4.

  42. Octopus says:

    I feel like it was a good deed, overall, because the chubby Indonesian houseboy took advantage of the smoky confusion and arrival of the fire department to scoot out the back door, and make good his escape.

    • dwells38 says:

      No. Shame on you Octo. You took away our chew toy and forced us to go chase squirrels in the yard. Sure we found a dead raccoon but that’s not our usual toy. Now our breath stinks.

  43. Octopus says:

    Remember when Stabby was trying to be our friend? 😥

  44. JimboXL says:

    Now, I noticed Obomber wasn’t outside sympathizing with the veterans saying that the spiteful barricades around war memorials need to be removed. So now instead the white house is barricaded.

    • Arachne says:

      Aw hell no. Not President Drama Queen. He gave the illegals porta-potties. He sic’d the SWAT team, police with batons, helicopters and all manner of LEO’s on 90-year-old veterans. Who goaded them into confrontation.

      • Because Stank says:

        You’re closer to the truth than you think with “president queen”. Valerie Jarrett has been acting POTUS for the past 5 years. She’s the one directing all of this petty crap.

        Bammy’s too busy on the golf course.

  45. Doppel milyo says:

    stabby :
    All American blacks are “half white” or more, something you’d realize if you knew people from Africa.
    Also, Americans consider “half white” black, they consider “ever so slightly black” black. It’s part of our legacy from slave owners raping their slaves and selling their children.

    I’ve seen white niggers

    -Senator Robert Byrd ( D )

  46. OLT's And Yet You're Not Banned Like At LGF. Hmmm. says:

    I have a direct ancestor that apparently owned a slave. I base this on census data in 1860 that showed a black woman in his household, while she was a few miles away in 1870.

    By the way, he died in 1870, about 90 years before I was born,

    So, according to stabby, who is apparently a congenital idiot, I am responsible for slavery. Unfortunately, stabs, your “rule” also makes President Obama responsible for slavery.

    Believe me when I say I lose no sleep over this, since I don’t believe the fairy tales people like stabs try to sell.

  47. dwells38 says:

    Chunk claims a confederate flag is racist at a war memorial. Well many think it’s a symbol of state’s rights and not intended to be for slavery or to offend blacks. Anyway, we see countless leftist rallies with Palestinian flags or Al Qaeda banners or signs saying Americans perpetrated 9/11. Leftists don’t care about Jews feelings or American’s sensibilities. OWS rallies asserted that Jew bankers were stealing our money.

    And lets face it, doesn’t it seem a little odd that the one guy with a confederate flag is like 20, scrawny with a bad beard and could have walked right out of an OWS rally?

    Chunk’s just posting propaganda as usual and has no guts or heart especially compared to the courageous veterans he’s smearing. Hey Chunk, stick to smearing your shorts after a big dump. That’s your real talent.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/42630_Photo(s)_of_the_Day-_Great_Moments_in_Republican_Rebranding?

  48. Octopus says:

    Baseball have been bery, bery bad to me tonight. 😯

  49. Because keeping an oath to uphold the constitution is treason? What? says:

  50. stabby says:

    Oh noes, I mentioned slavery.

    If that pisses you off, you just might be a racist.

    • Because keeping an oath to uphold the constitution is treason? What? says:

      Yormama. Mmmmmmmm…

      Slippery…

    • Bunk X says:

      Name a group of people, or a country, that never practiced slavery. You can’t because there is none. Now name a group of people that practices slavery to this day.

      • scabby stanklair says:

        Name a group of people, or a country, that never practiced slavery.

        The United Blue States of Obamaca!

        Now name a group of people that practices slavery to this day.

        Rethuglican Creationist Southern Tea Baggers!

        I tipe pri ty guud with oVen miTts tapd tu mi hands!

        MaKes fApPin kinda hard tho..,

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        I see what you did. Part 2 was a trixy question.

    • Pakimon says:

      Oh noes, Mommy cut off scabby’s hentai porn.

      If that pisses him off, his mommy just might have to put the oven mitts on his hands again and secure them with duct tape. 😆

      • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

        Mommy wants it herself. Mommy swings both ways. Mommy’s the ‘hello kitty’ pussy.

  51. Bunk X says:

    stabby :
    All American blacks are “half white” or more, something you’d realize if you knew people from Africa.
    Also, Americans consider “half white” black, they consider “ever so slightly black” black. It’s part of our legacy from slave owners raping their slaves and selling their children.

    You’ve never been to the Deep South, eh, Stabby? Racist much?

    • OLT's It's An Odd Thing says:

      Bunk, you can’t teach stabs anything via self-reflection. He has the Leftist virtue of FEELING right, which is the best kind of right.

      Anyone who doesn’t FEEL the same way is EVIL. This is called “tolerance”. “Tolerance” also means that facts are racist if they don’t FEEL “true”.

      Unfortunately, if one can believe his story, he was banned from his one true home on the Web, The Bog. This has caused him an amount of mental distress, which, oddly enough, he exorcises HERE without understanding amongst the banned “stalkers” and mockers.

  52. Octopus says:

    My father owned slaves. My brothers and me, who had to cut the grass, clean the garage and basement, and do assorted other menial labor projects with no pay. There was no actual whipping involved, but the threat was there, which is even worse by today’s psychological experts’ standards. Our scars are internal.

    Sadder still, my parents were both slaves themselves, when they worked on their home plantations in Buffalo. Both of them were compelled to turn over all their wages from their first jobs to assist in keeping the home fires burning, during the Depression. There was some whipping on my Dad’s side, reportedly.

    • gizbot7 says:

      That’s nothing! I had to do the dishes every night (by hand I tells ya!) and when my mom needed the channel on the TV changed, she had the audacity to call me in from outside playing to change it for her! Never you mind that she had six kids and worked her butt of to feed us every day — that woman made me clean the house and get dishpan hands!!!! 😆