Charles is in an angry mood

It must suck being some paranoid washed up blogger who thinks Flemish Nazis are hunting for you. Charles is a miserable human being and he shows it in his posts.

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Charles really has some anger issues.

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114 Comments on “Charles is in an angry mood”

  1. Octopus says:

    This will mellow him out…so lovely! 😉

  2. Octopus says:

    I’m really glad these guys are back, with another fine rock record:

  3. Octopus says:

    Well, you know, he was the one who fixed the ocean, and kept it from rising and drowning billions of people. If he wants to close it, he can close it. Like a boss.

  4. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    This is more outrageous than when Charles was outraged over that confederate , Er , Army Air Cav hat.

    Worse even than neonazi flags flying over the TN state house!!

  5. Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

    1. angry johnson
    A term used to describe an erection that hurts so much. A throbbing boner.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry%20johnson

  6. Juan Epstein says:

    He shut the grocery stores on the base where he golfs.

    He went golfing there.

  7. Juan Epstein says:

    Oh, and racist.

  8. Octopus says:

    The bitchiness of Obumbler’s barrycade strategy makes me wonder if Valerie Jarrett and Moochelle are doing preezy-work these days, while he golfs and kills time in his lame-duck excuse for a second-term. Or, maybe he really is that bitchy, himself. Nothing would surprise me, at this point.

  9. rightymouse says:

    Uh…that wou’d be ‘no’, dudebro….

  10. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Lets just say if republicans had put up barriers to the national abortion or homosexual monument Chuck would be apoplectic.

    Charles doesn’t give a shit about WWII vets

  11. trebob says:

    I was asking Stabby downstairs if the regime wasn’t trying to inflict maximum pain, why would they close rental sites that make money and don’t cost a dime? http://camprrm.com/ They haven’t been closed for any other government shutdown.

    • O. Nose! says:

      Stabby won’t answer. He’ll pretend he “missed” the question.

      The fact is that this is the first shutdown where the POTUS (whether Dem or Rep) has INCREASED expenditures in order to shut sites down. Surreal.

    • stabby says:

      I would ask you what makes you think the President spends all day deciding which employee will annoying instead of working on his golf swing?

      Jesus, that’s way below his pay grade.

      Look, I’m sure whatever park service manager made that decisions was mighty pissed of him or herself, and so pissing you off might well have been on the front of his mind, hell it’s at the front of MY mind booga booga!

      But get it clear, it’s not that the President is your personal enemy plotting every damn thing against you. When your dick goes limp that’s not his doing either.

      But yeah, there’s a country full of pissed off government employees who aren’t getting their checks yet, who will have double time when they get back and who’s lives you totally screwed up. So yeah – that air of menace isn’t one you’re just imagining but it’s coming from MILLIONS of people not just the big boss.

      • St. Pancake says:

        Right, some low level clown is making these decisions that bring all this attention. Just like the IRS, right?

      • Octopus says:

        The terrible grammar and scrambled verbiage is distracting from your message, Stabby. I guess the message is still, “Obama is the greatest president, and you people are racists who can’t handle a black dude being president.” Or something mental like that. 😆

        P.S. Hi, Fatass!

      • dwells38 says:

        So you agree the Barrycades are purposeful harassment with the hoped for result that the GOP gets blamed. You’re just saying Barry didn’t direct it himself? Fine distinction with no difference. It’s his Administration, his government making the decisions. And he hasn’t told them to stop closing monuments that have never closed in previous shutdowns.

        Obama is obviously the most harshly partisan and divisive President we’ve ever seen.

      • Arachne says:

        This does. http://twitchy.com/2013/10/02/barry-cades-confirmed-park-service-says-obama-admin-ordered-closure-of-world-war-ii-memorial/

        But apparently his two chefs, the golf courses and his wife’s dumbass “Let’s MOVE” website is essential. The Amber Alert website is not.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Stabs, surely the Prez reads the papers. Is there some law that says a rule can’t be unmade? Even if he didn’t do it initially, he an undo it with one phone call.
        Petty, tone-deaf dictator.

    • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

      You just had to summon the weenie in the bottle didn’t you?

  12. Bunk X says:

    35 goddamnedfrank Sat, Oct 5, 2013 6:44:25pm
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    re: #18 Killgore Trout

    So much for the “you can keep your doctor” thing…
    kff.org

    It seems that if you buy your own insurance you have to cancel your plan and sign up for a new one to get the low income tax credit. Seems like an odd rule. Pain in my ass.

    That has nothing to do with your doctor. You may or may not be able to keep him depending on if he takes your now insurance plan. The old plans not getting tax credits is predicated on their not meeting the new higher standards, such as not having a yearly or lifetime benefit cap. If they did meet these new standards then they are what’s called “conforming” and you could have gotten the tax credit. Here’s why none of them meet that standard -> all previous private individual market plans excluded coverage for pre-existing conditions. So you can continue with them but they can and will still refuse to cover any pre-existing condition they rule you had at the time you signed up with them, and they can make this ruling retroactively.

    Basically, if you really want to keep your shitty coverage it’s going to cost you down the road, in more ways than one.

    Then reality sets in.

    38 Decatur Deb Sat, Oct 5, 2013 6:46:09pm
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    re: #35 goddamnedfrank

    I’d have to check, but I think the whole ‘pre-existing condition’ thing is gone by 1 Jan.

    • Bunk X says:

      These rubes are amazingly ignorant of how insurance works. It’s all a game of chance and risk, and anyone can get insurance against getting a common head cold, but you’re going to pay. Send me a penny and I’ll insure that your big toe is not going to swell up, explode, and kill the neighbor’s dog ($1,000 deductible to replace the dog).

    • Bunk X says:

      45 Killgore Trout Sat, Oct 5, 2013 6:50:38pm
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      re: #38 Decatur Deb

      I’d have to check, but I think the whole ‘pre-existing condition’ thing is gone by 1 Jan.

      Yeah, it’s gone.

  13. Bunk X says:

    Zamb, do you see patterns? I do.

    46 Zamb Sat, Oct 5, 2013 6:52:19pm
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    re: #37 Vicious Babushka
    They have some really messed up views about oppression and what it actually is. Any small amount of government power = totalitarianism, any restriction on what they may do = banning their beliefs outright. They live in some weird world of absolutes where any government power will lead to the absolute worst possibilities, to many there appears to be no middle ground.

    “Any revolutionary change must be preceded by a passive, affirmative, non-challenging attitude toward change among the mass of people. They must feel so frustrated, so defeated, so lost, so futureless in the prevailing system that they are willing to let go of the past and chance the future.” —Fyodor Dostoevsky, as quoted in Saul Alinsky’s communist handbook, “Rules for Radicals.”

    • stabby says:

      You know I grew up in Canada, and Canadians aren’t a bunch of touchy paranoids like Americans are.

      When the Canadian government recommended switching from Imperial measurements to metric, Canadians didn’t scream “TYRANNY” like a bunch of balling spoiled kids, they just learned a new system.

      By your claims Canadians are heavily oppressed, which is nonsense. They’re laid back, responsible and adult and not freaking out and wishing they could kill each other like Americans.

      If you listen to debates in say, Canadian provincial legislatures, you’ll hear something that’s never happened in the US – people from different parties listening to each other, being flexible, trusting each other, changing their position instead of grandstanding…

      Of course the ugly, annoying, loud stuff happens too, maybe it happens most of the time, but the civlized stuff never happens here, and it does happen there, sometimes.

      Being touchy and paranoid could all be called, being an asshole you know.

      • St. Pancake says:

        When the Canadian government recommended switching from Imperial measurements to metric, Canadians didn’t scream “TYRANNY” like a bunch of balling spoiled kids, they just learned a new system.

        Do you know what happened when they tried that shit here back in the mid 1970’s? The American public said a big Fuck You. That’s why ballparks are measured in feet, not meters.

      • stabby says:

        Yeah, I know what happened here. I was pointing out the contrast

      • stabby says:

        Oddly, American ounces/cups etc are 17% smaller than imperial cups anyway. I wonder how that happened.

      • Octopus says:

        That Canadian public school system didn’t do you any favors, Stabby. You came out dumber than a bag of used hockey pucks. That’s “pucks,” not, “puck’s.”

      • Frabb Stinklair says:

        You’re wifes bra cups are 17% smaller then imperial cups

      • dwells38 says:

        Canada has 1/10th the population. Comparing the two is ridiculous. And generalizing all of Canada as laid back is ridiculous too. There’s plenty of batshit crazies up there and there are places in Quebec you have to be careful not to get the shit kicked out of you for being English-speaking.

      • OLT's Hail Canada, You Are So Big And Dumb says:

        But all Canadians are obsessed Stalker-Charles-worshipping assholes like you?

        I’m not getting the logic in your inference.

        My first instinct is to suspect that it’s quite possibly because there is no logic in your inference.

        The United States of America was FOUNDED on mistrust of Government; it’s in the documents if you bothered to read them. The nation’s testicles dropped and we had a huge fight with Mom and Dad and moved out. Later, after our first divorce, we made up with them and have been helping out since. Unfortunately, we’ve remarried the same crazy bitch and still fight all the time. However, we’ve been remarkably productive for a dysfunctional nation.

        Canada, meanwhile, stayed at home until middle-age and still has crap in the parents’ attic. They come over to Mum’s house everytime they’re called and clean out the gutters before dinner. They have a crazy relationship with a French live-in and people named “Trudeau”, but Mum doesn’t talk about it in front of them.

        Individual Americans move to Canada and bitch about how bad the US is. Individual Canadians like to move to the US and bitch about how great Canada is. There’s a logical disconnect in there (again, only if you can read).

      • livefreeor die says:

        Um, Stabby,
        What on earth brought you to the United States and made you decide to stay here?

      • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

        Canuks aren’t touchy? Stanky’s never met one. Holy shit, don’t ever ask one why the queen’s on the loony.

  14. Pakimon says:

    In other news:

    This trainwreck of a blog turns people into sycophantic imbeciles. 😆

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/

  15. Pakimon says:

    Poor Ludwig can’t get a break. 😆

    http://tinyurl.com/kehdqr3

  16. trebob says:

    stabby :
    I would ask you what makes you think the President spends all day deciding which employee will annoying instead of working on his golf swing?

    I would tell you that only an idiot would think that Obama would expend that much effort and only an idiot would accuse someone of thinking that. What I do think is that he told his aides, ‘inflict as much pain as possible’ and that that message was filtered down to the other bureaucracies. The evidence points to that and it would fit in with the Chicago way of politics.

    Jesus, that’s way below his pay grade.

    Gotcha, sort of like one guy getting talked to by a policeman in Connecticut was below his pay grade? How about the beer summit? Was that below his pay grade?

    Look, I’m sure whatever park service manager made that decisions was mighty pissed of him or herself, and so pissing you off might well have been on the front of his mind, hell it’s at the front of MY mind booga booga!

    Not quite sure what you are saying here. My point is that closing the parks run by http://camprrm.com/ and hundreds of other sites that do not cost the USFS a dime in an unprecedented manner costs more money not less and was certainly done to inconvenience the as many citizens as it could so that Obama could ‘prove his point’.

    But get it clear, it’s not that the President is your personal enemy plotting every damn thing against you. When your dick goes limp that’s not his doing either.

    Yup, you can’t argue with facts, so you go right to ad hominem attacks. You’re very predictable Stabby.

    But yeah, there’s a country full of pissed off government employees who aren’t getting their checks yet, who will have double time when they get back and who’s lives you totally screwed up. So yeah – that air of menace isn’t one you’re just imagining but it’s coming from MILLIONS of people not just the big boss.

    Millions? LOL You realize that only about 800,000 people were furloughed and a lot of those Pentagon workers are coming back this week? Is this the same as the “billions” that will die from Global Warmening?

  17. PeteP says:

    10 years ago, Charles Johnson was outraged over Muslims terrorists blowing up innocents in the the name of their religion. Today, the Obama Loyalist becomes outraged over a fake Facebook photo that might show his beloved Obama in a bad light.

  18. dwells38 says:

    Why did Chunk pick just two instances of needless shutdowns? There are many more. Oh that’s right. He’s a lying partisan commie whore.

    Here’s a question neither Chunky nor Stanky will answer:

    Is it really necessary to shut down all the monuments in Washington?
    Some say President Obama is messing with vets out of cold political calculation

    http://theweek.com/article/index/250498/is-it-really-necessary-to-shut-down-all-the-monuments-in-washington

  19. dwells38 says:

    Chunk doesn’t read here so unfortunately he won’t get to see this:

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/10/07/picture-of-the-day-2/bv-t9k2cyaa5odi/

  20. rightymouse says:

    Oh, for Pete’s sake. 🙄 Another repeated tweet. Hahhhhhhhhhh!!

  21. Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

    Experts. We’re saved!

    • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

      And speaking of experts, what exactly was wrong with the Ocare website, Chunky? You being a web expert and all…

      • rightymouse says:

        Bots from China slowing the hamsters down to a crawl.

      • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

        THAT’S IT!!! CHINESE BOTS CONSPIRING WITH THE GOP!!!!!

        DUH! WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT!!!!

      • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

        It all makes sense now. The Red Army is pissed off at Chuck for advertising Thai ladyboys, and wants to get back at him. They can’t attack the bulletproof LGF site, so they attack the Ocare site instead, since Chunk’s such an Obama fanboy.

    • dwells38 says:

      Chunk’s an idiot

      Racing the Clock, Chemical Experts Begin to Disarm Syria
      An operation of this scale, in the midst of a civil war with a fragmented armed opposition, has never been attempted before.

      This is uncharted territory for the OPCW and the UN. There has never been an operation like this, on this scale and in the midst of a civil war with a fragmented armed opposition that has also been accused of using poison gases. There is not, as yet, been any general ceasefire arranged that would allow inspectors to visit sites in rebel-held areas, from which Syrian officials insist they have removed chemicals. How to verify that claim is one of the biggest questions. Another critical issue will be how to protect the specialists working anywhere in Syria for the chemical weapons organization, which is small and without a security force of its own.
      There have been suggestions that the UN use peacekeeping troops, Kane said. She dismisses that idea as unrealistic. “I think we all agree it cannot be, because how long would it take? How long does it take us to raise the troops? They have to be equipped and trained. They have to be flown in. It’s just not feasible. I think we have [to find] some other way.”

  22. dwells38 says:

    Because 1-800-FUCKYO :And speaking of experts, what exactly was wrong with the Ocare website, Chunky? You being a web expert and all…

    It’s because it’s so popular!!!

    Oh wait…..

    Obamacare’s winners and losers in Bay Area

    But people with no pre-existing conditions like Vinson, a 60-year-old retired teacher, and Waschura, a 52-year-old self-employed engineer, are making up the difference.
    “I was laughing at Boehner — until the mail came today,” Waschura said, referring to House Speaker John Boehner, who is leading the Republican charge to defund Obamacare.
    “I really don’t like the Republican tactics, but at least now I can understand why they are so pissed about this. When you take $10,000 out of my family’s pocket each year, that’s otherwise disposable income or retirement savings that will not be going into our local economy.”
    Both Vinson and Waschura have adjusted gross incomes greater than four times the federal poverty level — the cutoff for a tax credit. And while both said they anticipated their rates would go up, they didn’t realize they would rise so much.
    “Of course, I want people to have health care,” Vinson said. “I just didn’t realize I would be the one who was going to pay for it personally.”

    http://www.mercurynews.com/nation-world/ci_24248486/obamacares-winners-and-losers-bay-area

    • ISpeakJive says:

      We can thank people like these idiots. My premium just went up 40% in order to “compete” with the exchanges per a letter from my insurance. Deductible and out of pocket more than doubled, as well.
      I knew this was going to happen. Why didn’t they?

      • rightymouse says:

        Why? Prolly for the same reason that they don’t know that Obamacare & The Affordable Care act are the same thing & they get their ‘news’ from CNN, MSNBC & Jon Stewart.

      • dwells38 says:

        It’s been sold to the public as a benefit that everyone’s going to get. And the mean old Republicans don’t want you to have it. In reality it’s a new and very harsh tax. But of course if you have no money, you pay no tax but you still get. It’s good way to get into the wallets of the middle and upper middle class and redistribute their money. For them there’s no benefit. They’re just going to end up paying more for what they already had.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        The number of small businesses that are going to figure out that they can unload their employees onto the exchanges is going to skyrocket. If these employees make an avg wage and have any kids at all, they will be highly subsidized to the tune of $6000 to $8000 a year per family by the federal government. Where is all this money supposed to come from? A bunch of 27 years olds paying the $95 penalty? Yeah, I don’t think so.
        Notice the gov’t says they “hope” businesses do the “right thing” and carry the insurance costs themselves. Why should they? If somebody knows how this is supposed to work out, please tell me.
        This is a fucking train wreck coming down the pike.

      • Octopus says:

        I think the reason nobody signed up is because Obama’s barrycaders shut it down, by accident or on purpose. Just a theory. Irresponsible speculation. Racist.

    • OLT's Stupid Voters, Stupid Laws says:

      Oh dear God. An “engineer” that cannot do math, apparently.

      /Where was all that money for all that coverage coming from, bubbie? Not from the “poor”, I can tell you that. Who does that leave? The “rich”? You’re kidding me, right? What were your grades in those pesky partial differential equation classes?

      I hope he’s just an Ocare web designer and not in charge of any bridges or chemical weapons disposal teams (See? I can be topical!)

      And since he’s part of my generation, I am deeply ashamed for him. I’m going to pretend he’s originally from Canada.

      • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

        It’s worse. Where does this dope get the idea that it isn’t going into the local economy? It’s stimulus! That works so well, doesn’t it?

      • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

        BTW, ever spent any time with any civies? Most of them can’t reason their way out of a brown paper bag. The structurals and wastewater guys are generally somewhat sharp, but there’s a reason why most of the roads in this country are so fucked up. And let’s not EVEN get started talking about traffic circles. 👿

    • Arachne says:

      I was just mentioning to someone in my office that I was concerned what our premiums would look like after Obamacare. Her response – well the only reason they’re high is because of the insursance companies. I told her no, that because all insurers must give you pre-existing coverage and no cap, that they have to increase the premium for everyone. “Well, I LIKE that people can get pre-existing coverage – because they SHOULD cover it.” I advised that there were always high-risk pools. “Well, I never heard of them!” “Did you have a pre-existing condition that would have necessitated you find one?” “NO, but I never heard of them so I bet no one else did either.” “Well I knew about them.” “Well home come I didn’t, then.”

      Because you’re an ill-informed moron who does nothing but watch American Idol and Dancing with the Stars? How the hell do I know why you’re stupid? Typical Democrat. She’s an uninformed twit and it’s MY fault??

  23. Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

    Angry Chucky’s angry.

    Hey how about the Ocare website FUBAR, Chuck? Huh?

  24. Octopus says:

    Fast and Furious is one of the ugliest scandals of all time, involving the federal government. Chunky’s tweet is par for his course…he bounced it off the windmill, and it ended up in the clown’s ass (his course is an old, broken-down Putt-Putt in the desert).

  25. Octopus says:

    http://www.salon.com/2013/10/07/shutdown_shows_the_civil_war_never_ended_partner/

    The kind of articles they publish at Salon boggle the mind, don’t they? Go down the front page some time, when you’ve got some time. 😆

  26. Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

    Hey Chuck. You’re a web expert. What went FUBAR with the Ocare website?

  27. dwells38 says:

    They have a real problem with this no negotiating stance. And that Obummer just said the same thing about Syria and then promptly caved. And at some point it has to come back to the Preezydent. 20 years from no one’s going to know who John Boehner is. But they’ll remember debt default happened under Obummer and he was unable or unwilling to avert it.

    Carney: Obama Will Never Negotiate on Debt Limit Again lgf.bz/GDTrxx 2 hours ago

  28. Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

    I guess you need a #TripleFacePalm when you have three chins.

  29. KGB says:

    stabby :
    You know I grew up in Canada, and Canadians aren’t a bunch of touchy paranoids like Americans are.
    When the Canadian government recommended switching from Imperial measurements to metric, Canadians didn’t scream “TYRANNY” like a bunch of balling spoiled kids, they just learned a new system.

    Reminds of the time Ron McLean asked Don Cherry what his first act would be if he were ever became Prime Minister. Don’s answer, “Metric system: OUT! Death Penalty: IN!” Not all Canadians are effete pantywaists.

  30. dwells38 says:

    Because 1-800-FUCKYO :I just find the dead silence disconcerting. The world’s smartest expert on the innertubes won’t tell us mortals want went wrong. Why so quiet?

    As soon as someone dreams up a way to blame it on the GOP he’ll post on it.

  31. Pakimon says:

    The polling is settled. Time to cave you evil Rethuglicans! 😆

    • Arachne says:

      GOP is shutting down parks? Putting up Barrycades in front of open-air monuments. Literally closing down businesses they have no dealings with because a 10-ft. square part of the parking lot is on federal land? They are sending funding bills for particular government function to the Senate and Reid isn’t allowing a vote. This, by the way, Fuckface, is how they USED to do it. This bill funds this, this bill funds that. So why aren’t they passing them? Obamacare isn’t mentioned in any of them. Where’s the “games?” If anyone’s playing games, it’s the Spite House.

      All Boehner asked for is that the CITIZENS of this country be given the same extension and waiver that Obama gave all his buddies in business and the unions. Where’s the problem?

  32. Pakimon says:

    I said the polling is settled, dammit! We’re supposed to be #winning! Why aren’t the rethuglicans caving and bowing to The Lord and Master Unicorn Messiah?!?!

    Better do another tweet!

    • trebob says:

      ICYMI Charles, ABC News/Wa Po: There aren’t any budget talks because THERE ISN’T A BUDGET! We are not supposed to run by continuing resolution.

      • Arachne says:

        Also, am I supposed to believe a poll by a news organization that immediately looked to the TEA Party as the shooter of the theater in Aurora? Or WaPo – who thinks Jennifer Rubin is a conservative? No thanks.

  33. OLT's Got 1.945 Million Of Them says:

    Because 1-800-FUCKYO :
    BTW, ever spent any time with any civies? Most of them can’t reason their way out of a brown paper bag. The structurals and wastewater guys are generally somewhat sharp, but there’s a reason why most of the roads in this country are so fucked up. And let’s not EVEN get started talking about traffic circles.

    I’m a mechanical engineer. We build weapons. Civ-Es build targets.

    At least that was the joke in college.

    Ima tell you, I hope the structures guys and girls are sharp. ‘Cause building falla down go BOOM does no good.

    The folks that “design” roads are surveyors. They have a twisted sense of humor. God Himself is a surveyor. Just look in your pants. Only a surveyor would route waste lines through a recreational area.

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆

    • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

      George Washington was a surveyor. Adolf Hitler was a draftsman.

      And no, Jimmy Carter wasn’t a real engineer. 🙄

    • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

      And if we were intelligently designed, why did some of our naughty bits end up under our noses?

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      Oh, and BTW. You knew that the Spiro Agnew had the structurals put explosives in the WTC towers when they were built, dint you?

      I read that somewhere on the ninnynet.

  34. Because Roast Dick? says:

  35. Arachne says:

    Well, he sure ain’t the Roast of Charles Johnson.
    Unless he’s a RUMP roast, that is.

    • Because 1-800-MILYO says:

      If ‘hawk wanted to roast Chuckles, he could do it and the whole ninnernet would be LMAO at it.

  36. OLT's Bill's A Dick, Too says:

    Arachne :
    Also, am I supposed to believe a poll by a news organization that immediately looked to the TEA Party as the shooter of the theater in Aurora? Or WaPo – who thinks Jennifer Rubin is a conservative? No thanks.

    Stalker Charles (who doesn’t read here EVER) is immune to facts. He’s the Bill Moyers of the blog scene, except without the accomplishments, the education, the presence … well, without anything except the batshit crack-addled leftist insanity