Charles must really need money!

Charles tweeted a software that detects ad blockers.

 

Charles must really need money!

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77 Comments on “Charles must really need money!”

  1. Barry Soettero, esq says:

    Charles should spend more time looking for effective fat blockers than ad blockers

  2. dwells38 says:

    Should an over privileged old white male be reminding people that he’s trying to make money off of them with his website by forcing them to look at ads?

  3. Juan Epstein says:

    Any word if he signed up for O’Care yet?

    • dwells38 says:

      I haven’t seen a peep about it.

      • Octopus says:

        That is shocking. I’m shocked, I tell you. I can’t believe Chunky would be a hypocrite about Obamacare. I refuse to believe it!

    • Arachne says:

      No but as it turns out Chad Henderson, media darling after signing up for Obamacare and proclaiming its virtues, turns out of be an OFA operative. Not only that, his dad went on Facebook and called him a liar. Turns out Chad didn’t sign up for shit and he didn’t sign his Dad up for shit either and of course he’s being called on it up and down the interwebz and is very upset people are calling him what he is – a fraud.

      Aw…..Chad has a sad.

      • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

        Not nice to lie the ninnernets like Johnson does.

      • Barry Soettero, esq says:

        julio Oseguada

        now THAT’S A STAR!

        I’m throwing my entire media machine under the bus for giving julio a pass on the hero job. That guy is made for TV

  4. dwells38 says:

    Incidentally, I did a comment in the previous thread about Chunk’s latest GG obsession post. I was wrong when I said no one commented on it. I must’ve scrolled down to the previous Stephen Colbert post. On the GG post there were 350 some responses and they all were in agreement that GG is evil, mean, a liar, a poseur, a hater, something Chunk had to delete, and so forth. I guess they still really do have an appetite to enable Chunk’s fixation.

  5. dwells38 says:

    John McAfee’s opinion of the Obamacare web network. I don’t know whether he’s in jail or an undisclosed location. At any rate he thinks it’s a hacker and fraudster’s wet dream come true:

    Oh, it’s seriously bad. Somebody made a grave error, not in designing the program but in simply implementing the web aspect of it. For example, anybody can put up a web page and claim to be a broker for this system. There is no central place where I can go and say, OK, here are all the legitimate brokers, the examiners for all of the states, and pick and choose one. Instead, any hacker can put a website up, make it look extremely competitive, and because of the nature of the system — this is health care, after all — they can ask you the most intimate questions, and you’re freely going to answer them. What’s my Social Security number? My birth date? … Here’s the problem. It’s not something software can solve. I mean, what idiot put this system out there and did not create a central depository? There should be one website, run by the government, you go to that website and then you can click on all of the agencies. This is insane. So, I will predict that the loss of income for the millions of Americans who are going to lose their identities — I mean, you can imagine some retired lady in Utah, who’s $75,000 dollars in the bank, saving her whole life — having it wiped out one day because she signed up for ObamaCare. And believe me, this is going to happen millions of times. This is a hacker’s wet dream. I cannot believe that they did this. … ObamaCare itself is the loosest of all. You can imagine the type of information: Medical records, personal issues, psychological issues. I mean, the government’s going to know everything in the world about everyone very soon.

    • Octopus says:

      Oh Mein Gott in Himmel, it’s a clusterbleep! 😆

      It’s not just a train-wreck. It’s more like a train-yard, and every train in the country has converged at once to smash together in one big pig-pile.

  6. dwells38 says:

    Smartest blogger on the internet Jim Hoft’s back! Here’s his harrowing post. Sounds like he nearly died more than once. He still has quite a bit of recovery to go too: http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/10/facing-the-horror-how-disease-nearly-took-my-life-but-grace-saved-me/

    • Octopus says:

      Wow. Amazing story. How fragile is our grip on life, and how miraculous is modern medicine? Everything can change in an instant. Seize the day!

      I’m sure Chunky McDumbth will be gracious enough to extend some nice words for a swift recovery to Mr. Hoft. He’s classy like that.

  7. Octopus says:

    This limp post by Randall Gross inspired one comment, by Kerfuffle: “Rachel Maddow is a treasure.” 😆

  8. Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/4/reid-apologizes-nasty-tone-senate-floor/

    When Dirty Harry apologizes for being his regular assholish self…

  9. ChenZhen says:

    If Johnson has designed this barrage of ads and pop-ups with the intention of turning people away from his site, it appears to be a smashing success.

    Bravo.

    • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

      And then he has the gall to go all webnazi on anybody using AdBlock. This is why Stabbs keeps dropping in and dropping turds here.

  10. dwells38 says:

    So how’s that brilliant government shutdown idea working out for you, Republicans? 2 hours ago

    So how’s that “Read my lips, I will not negotiate” workin’ out for YOU?
    Mr. “I will not negotiate” just cancelled his Asia trip. To do what? Not negotiate? Make more speeches about not negotiating? Calling the GOP more names? Draw a red line?

  11. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Charles.

    How’s that cookbook sale and subscription working out for you?

    #brokeasajoke

  12. Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

  13. dwells38 says:

    Octopus :

    RT @Tarkloon: Rachel Maddow: A Brief History of GOP Cry Babies lgf.bz/1ccneLg #lgfpages #p2 #tlot— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) October 04, 2013

    This limp post by Randall Gross inspired one comment, by Kerfuffle: “Rachel Maddow is a treasure.”

    Chunk just can’t resist a fellow serial liar:

    Search Results
    ‘War On Voting?’ Rachel Maddow Lies Again | NewsBusters
    newsbusters.org › Blogs › Amy Ridenour’s blog‎

    Sep 5, 2013 – I don’t watch Rachel Maddow much, but when I do, I am always amazed at how few minutes it takes before I hear her make a baldfaced lie.
    Lawrence ODonnell catches Rachel Maddow lying – YouTube
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNoNuUiJcJU‎

    Feb 12, 2012 – Uploaded by DailyWorldwideNews
    In what has to be one of the most remarkable circumstances on television. Rachel Maddow of MSNBC gave a …
    Rachel Maddow: Sure, this video is deceptively edited, but so what …
    dailycaller.com/…/rachel-maddow-sure-this-video-is-deceptively-edited-…‎

    Feb 27, 2013 – If he didn’t want Rachel Maddow to lie about him, he shouldn’t have joined the Republican Party. Here’s the full video, which hasn’t been …
    You visited this page on 5/28/13.
    Rachel Maddow LIES Again – WCFO News Talk 1160 AM
    http://www.newstalk1160.com/rachel-maddow-lies-again-politifact-whacks-her…‎

    Newsbusters.org: Rachel Maddow’s “devotion” to the facts “borders on obsessive ” proclaimed an MSNBC promo last winter that could have been produced by …
    PolitiFact Ohio | Rachel Maddow says that Ohio budget includes …
    http://www.politifact.com/…/rachel-maddow/rachel-maddow-says-ohio-budget…‎

    Jul 9, 2013 – Ohio’s new operating budget calls for $62 billion in spending over two years and several abortion restrictions, including one that requires …
    Rachel Maddow lies again – I Hate The Media
    http://www.ihatethemedia.com/rachel-maddow-lies-again‎

    Jul 10, 2013 – Rachel Maddow lies again – MSNBC has no comment. She claimed that Ohio’s new abortion restrictions require a “mandatory vaginal probe.
    Rachel Maddow of MSNBC Caught Lying About Ohio Pro-Life Bill …
    http://www.lifenews.com/…/rachel-maddow-of-msnbc-caught-lying-about-ohi…‎

    Jul 10, 2013 – Rachel Maddow recently made false and misleading statements regarding Ohio’s new pro-life laws.
    Pollowitz: Rachel Maddow Lies to David Letterman on the Auto Bailout
    http://www.nationalreview.com/…/rachel-maddow-lies-david-letterman-auto-b…‎

    Oct 24, 2012 – Tuesday night Rachel Maddow sat down with David Letterman and Letterman accused the president of misrepresenting Mitt Romney’s position …
    MSNBC WATCH: Lyin’ Queen Rachel Maddow disputes PolitiFact …
    http://www.redstate.com/…/msnbc-watch-lyin-queen-rachel-maddow-disputes-…‎

    Feb 25, 2011 – Liberals lie, Rush Limbaugh has often said. Is it genetic? This was the final segment (12.32 minutes long!) on Thursday’s The Rachel Maddow …
    Alex Jones: Rachel Maddow “Lies To Audience Because She …

  14. Juan Epstein says:

    It’s clearly a warning.

    I’ll know if your using Adblock.

    • dwells38 says:

      Chunk’s crack team of race detectives are quickly onto this one. It’s clear Brian Kilmeade is a closet Nazi.

      Fox News Asks Nicaraguan Meteorologist to Host ‘Taco Day’ Segment: ‘You Grew Up on Tacos’
      Kragar Wingnuts • 2 hours, 9 minutes ago • Views: 97

      To celebrate National Taco Day, Fox & Friends asked Fox News Weather team member Maria Molina, who was born in Nicaragua and grew up in South Florida, to host a segment explaining how to make tacos.
      “So what are the tips we need to know?” Kilmeade asked Molina. “You grew up on tacos, correct?”
      “No, I did not grow up on tacos!” Molina shot back. “I’m Nicaraguan. It’s not a native food.”
      More: Fox News Asks Nicaraguan Meteorologist to Host ‘Taco Day’ Segment: ‘You Grew Up on Tacos’

      What a bunch of racist schmucks.

      Ha! I’m sure she’ll file a lawsuit and write a tell-book about how evil they are at Fox News. BTW, have you seen this chick? She’s a total knockout! http://niketalk.com/content/type/61/id/129061/width/350/height/700/flags/LL

      • Pakimon says:

        Good thing it wasn’t “National Chiquita Banana Day”.

        Things could’ve gotten ugly … 😆

      • dwells38 says:

        Yeah 🙂 “You grew up on bananas, right Maria? Can you show us how to do it right?” Kilmeade is rushed into emergency dental surgery.

      • Octopus says:

        Her mouth looks a lot like Miss Ssss’s. Just sayin’.

  15. dwells38 says:

    I just read on WZ that the Chad Henderson kid who supposedly signed up online for Obamacare actually has not, contradicting what he told media outlets. Keep in mind the kid texts with Jay Carney and is a democrat activist. A reporter for Reason spoke with his dad who said Chad hadn’t signed up. Then there’s this:

    And so the saga continues: Spoke with Chad Henderson again, confirms he hasn’t bought coverage, argues he didn’t lie. http://t.co/dylVMmhXl1

    — Sarah Kliff (@sarahkliff) October 4, 2013

    Then in another story right after that there’s this: http://weaselzippers.us/2013/10/04/takes-man-36-hours-and-21-attempts-to-successfully-sign-up-for-obamacare/

    Chunk, how can you stand being associated with these commie scum. The one thing Oblamey’s ever done successfully is get his Obamacare passed and this is the result? Lies from fake enrollees orchestrated by the WH and then fed to the media? The real results are hidden because they’re so terrible and reveal how unprepared they are to run this. And who knows if the guy is really enrolled and who actually has his personal information.

  16. dwells38 says:

    dwells38 :Chunk’s crack team of race detectives are quickly onto this one. It’s clear Brian Kilmeade is a closet Nazi.

    Fox News Asks Nicaraguan Meteorologist to Host ‘Taco Day’ Segment: ‘You Grew Up on Tacos’Kragar Wingnuts • 2 hours, 9 minutes ago • Views: 97

    To celebrate National Taco Day, Fox & Friends asked Fox News Weather team member Maria Molina, who was born in Nicaragua and grew up in South Florida, to host a segment explaining how to make tacos.“So what are the tips we need to know?” Kilmeade asked Molina. “You grew up on tacos, correct?”“No, I did not grow up on tacos!” Molina shot back. “I’m Nicaraguan. It’s not a native food.”More: Fox News Asks Nicaraguan Meteorologist to Host ‘Taco Day’ Segment: ‘You Grew Up on Tacos’

    What a bunch of racist schmucks.

    Ha! I’m sure she’ll file a lawsuit and write a tell-book about how evil they are at Fox News. BTW, have you seen this chick? She’s a total knockout! http://niketalk.com/content/type/61/id/129061/width/350/height/700/flags/LL

    That was supposed to go here. And the picture didn’t work. This should: http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=698&tbm=isch&tbnid=Yr1KSeZ5WS2WoM:&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/alexdroog70/9675671945/&docid=CdjKeMFm5WfmoM&imgurl=http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7334/9675671945_dbe46bd5ba_z.jpg&w=522&h=640&ei=7B1PUqKUMpCK9QTo2YDICg&zoom=1&iact=rc&page=1&tbnh=140&tbnw=110&start=0&ndsp=30&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0,i:112&tx=78&ty=51

    • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

      Ludwig. There’s one for you. And she wants to talk about the weather! 😈

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunky is just peeved because he knows when “National Cheetos Day” and “National Avocado Sandwich Day” rolls around, nobody is going to bother to ask him for his “input”. 😆

  17. dwells38 says:

    RT @pauloCanning: @Green_Footballs Pauline Neville-Jones is supposedly the inspiration for Judi Dench’s M in the Bond films 57 minutes ago

    Lolwut? And this relevant how? It does explain why she appears to be in her mid 70s. I was wondering when I viewed the videos how current can she be on encryption at this point in her post-career. At one point GG in defense said “This isn’t 1998. The files aren’t on a hard drive. They’re on thumbdrives with multiple security shells etc..”

    Hell, she would have been old as dirt in 1998, even. So her sure assertions that the Chinese or Russians would have cracked this highly encrypted, protected security data on modern day NSA equipment without any evidence was pretty much a sheer bluff on her part. She was hoping her stature as a high Brit intel boss would shake GG. He was unimpressed.

  18. Pakimon says:

    The Internet has one corpulent ponytailed blogger who was absolutely certain his memory hole scheme was unbreakable, until they wasn’t. 😆

    • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

      Blubberous Bullshitter studiously ignoring the fact that weaknesses in encryption systems were brought to the entire world courtesy the US NSA. Without their ‘help’, there wouldn’t be any problems.

      Yeah, that NSA . The one that isn’t doing anything except stealing Chucky’s cheetoberries.

      • Octopus says:

        I thought Chinese robots were stealing his strawberries, nowadays. Didn’t he prove that, with geometric logic? Before they crashed his site, to shut him up?

    • Octopus says:

      I think his name was “Jazzymandias.” Some old English fruit wrote a poem about him…

      • Octopus says:

        The Internet has one corpulent ponytailed blogger who was absolutely certain his memory hole scheme was unbreakable, until they wasn’t. 😆

        I was referring to this ‘un.

      • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

        He’s so out of his depth talking about encryption, he’s have to fall in his outhouse to get anywhere near his depth.

      • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

        Hey Chunk. What’s a pad? No, it’s not where you live. What’s a private key? No, it’s not the key to your outhouse.

        Sorry. You just flunked cryptology school.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Octopus :
    I thought Chinese robots were stealing his strawberries, nowadays. Didn’t he prove that, with geometric logic? Before they crashed his site, to shut him up?

    Yeah! If he’s so great at encryption and sekret spy stuff, how come his site gets infested with bots crawling around & his strawberries being swiped right under his 007 nose hairs???

    • rightymouse says:

      It will get worse when low information voters realize that Obamacare is the same as the ‘Affordable Care Act’ that’s going to hose their sorry asses.

      • Pakimon says:

        The screeches and squeals are already sounding across the land as the low information voters find out that Obamacare isn’t free.

        I guess they figured since Obamaphones were free, Obamacare would follow suit.

        Welcome to the real world, chumps. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Yeah. The fines if you don’t sign up or have insurance is freaking out the idjits who thought this was going to be free.

      • Octopus says:

        The fones are free. The CAT-scans, EKG’s and MRI’s? Not so much. 😦

    • livefreeor die says:

      This is going to be fun! I can’t wait to read the comments people are posting on the Obamacare Facebook page! Who knew there were so many racists? They should be honored to have expensive insurance options that they must pay for or get fined.

      Oh, and an update for Obamabots who were planning to sign up for Teh One’s amazing healthcare plan this weekend-the sites will be down for frantic attempts to get them to actually, you know, work. Enjoy the hours and hours of waiting to sign up!

      I love Karma!

      • Because 1-800-FUCKYO says:

        They need web programmer and derriere fixerator extraordinaire C. F. Johnson, Genius. He’ll make that thang work, he will. 😆

  20. rightymouse says:

    Because 1-800-FUCKYO :
    He’s so out of his depth talking about encryption, he’s have to fall in his outhouse to get anywhere near his depth.

    He knows ‘dick’ so that’s what he’s reduced to swinging.

  21. Pakimon says:

    Trying to wrap my brain around a jazzy version of the “Milyo” song.

    Personally, I like the bouncy beat of “original” just fine.

    Then again, I’ll try to be open minded to an “extra crispy jazzy” version. 😀

    • rightymouse says:

      Gah…..
      That dang black t-shirt. 😯

      • Octopus says:

        The nice thing about black t-shirts is that you only have to wash them every couple of weeks. Longer if you live alone, and rarely venture out.

  22. Pakimon says:

    Of course I also like this rare footage of the legendary Ponytailed Emopotamus defending his territory against incursions by wingnuts, creationists and Glenn Greenwald. 😆

  23. rightymouse says:

    I’m ready for tomorrow morning with male stuff to counter the crass fake-boobed & stubbly female silliness. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      I will try to be responsible tomorrow morning, but I’m not guaranteeing anything. Tonight is a long night of stressful sports-watching, and the Molson is flowing. The mood could get loose, or weird. 😉

      Go Tigers! 😈

  24. Octopus says:

    Note to Abu Chicago: This Wings-team could be nasty this year. Put this in the “WAY too early to tell anything”-file, but my early impressions are very strong, that this team could develop into a real powerhouse.

    Tied it up with 17 secs left, after a very frustrating game against the Hurricanes, where the Wings had the puck 90% of the time but just couldn’t score. Weiss scores the winner in OT, after Alfredsson had a couple of golden chances. We now have the kind of balanced scoring-attack that Chicago possesses. With Howard nearing his prime in net, and a young, talented defense just rounding into form, this team is going to make a lot of noise in the East.

  25. dwells38 says:

    I just tuned into the Tigers and the A’s. 3 zip Detroit, top of the 3rd. Woo hoo! Plan on toggling between this and MMA what with the females all nodded off.

    • dwells38 says:

      Ha. A’s are sportin’ a pitcher that looks like a bullfrog. Gettin’ it done though’. What’s with the A’s and the towels. They think they’re Pittsburgh?

      • Octopus says:

        I love that the A’s pitcher is a fat kid, but damn, he can pitch. Good thing we got that early rally, ‘cuz he seems to be getting tougher as we go along. I am a huge fan of Scherzer, but this game is still too close. Nerves are thrummin’.

  26. dwells38 says:

    Chunk’s commie Preezydent purposely screws with normal Americans for no reason, even when the state offers to pay for the service. Chunk the pinko scum beams with pride.

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/10/04/obama-closes-the-grand-canyon-refuses-to-open-it-even-after-arizona-offers-to-pay-for-it/

    • Octopus says:

      That’s truly offensive. The Unicorn Messiah is punishing Arizona, now.

      Have you ever stood at the lip of the canyon, and peered into the abyss? Lemme tellya, the abyss peers into you, too. It’s scary! 😯 (scary awesome)