Shutdown prevents Happy Warrior from leeching of tax payers

Happy Warrior comes from a family of government leeches. His mom works with the Department of the Interior and hooked him up with a job there. Thanks to the shutdown, Happy Warrior was unable to start his position. Pissed he will not be able to leech off the tax  payers, he goes on a self pity rant.


Happy Warrior can’t get a job in the private sector, o he asked mommy to get him a job with the Federal Government. He is a leech who wants to live off you tax dollars.

For the record, not all Government workers are leeches, but Happy Warrior clearly is.

56 Comments on “Shutdown prevents Happy Warrior from leeching of tax payers”

  1. ” … to adversely effect … ”
    Not just a leech, but an illiterate one at that.
    How many of these alphabet agencies and departments are actually extra-Constitutional and an astronomical waste of taxpayer dollars?

  2. Oh, yes … ” I’ve reached that ‘Abandon All Hope™’ stage.” That’s quite a Change® is it not?

  3. Octopus says:

    Oh, he’ll be leeching off the government tit soon enough. Stop whining, Happy! Mom will cover your upkeep until she can transfer your ass to the rest of us.

  4. Octopus says:

    Happy your ass up, Warrior…

  5. dwells38 says:

    In the ongoing daily saga of Chunk’s worthless, impotent and inert existence, he seethes at two wealthy, successful and powerful individuals discussing a possible career move for one of them. Chunk, the serious social and political commentator weighs in and pronounces this “stupid”.

    This episode of Life With Gohmert actually has Glenn Beck stealing the spotlight of stupidity. He tells Rep. Gohmert that after deep prayerful consideration, The Lord has told him The Gohmert should mount a primary challenge against Sen. John Cornyn.
    This episode of Life With Gohmert actually has Glenn Beck stealing the spotlight of stupidity. He tells Rep. Gohmert that after deep prayerful consideration, The Lord has told him The Gohmert should mount a primary challenge against Sen. John Cornyn.!_With_Special_Guest_GLENN_BECK!

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky is like the pee-smelling bum outside the office building, yelling incoherent insults at the suits who toss him a quarter now and then. He’s in a perfect position to critique their professional ventures, obviously. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        Sounds like the time that other Walking Wall of Blubber, SpongeMike Sweatpants Moore, hollered at Roger Smith from the street at GM Headquarters.

        Of course, what the always lying shitsack didn’t put in his fakeumentary was that they actually offered to let him interview Smith.

      • Octopus says:

        Tbat pseudo-documentary “Roger And Me” was slobbered over by all the left-wing critics, and it was nothing but one lie after another. All they heard or saw was “big bad corporate,” and their sniveling reviews wrote themselves. Moore learned his lesson well, and went on to pull the exact same bullshit in several more bullshit-extravaganzas, and now he’s worth $50 million, and lives like a big fat toad-prince after having screwed over all his employees.

  6. Octopus says:

    It’s too precious, Putin being nominated for the Peace Prize, and Obama being cuffed rudely about for his militaristic adventures. Wha’ happened, Unicorn Messiah? 😆

    • Arachne says:

      I’m a little surprised — since they keep calling the GOP and TEA Party terrorists, why Obama won’t negotiate with them – maybe its because these “terrorists” don’t have names that are a mouth full of vowels.

  7. dwells38 says:

    Happy Warriors first day on the job:

  8. dwells38 says:

    Thank gosh we have Obama’s IRS keeping those neurosurgeon’s honest. Making sure they aren’t taking any extra brain surgery jobs on the side and not declaring.

    How’s it feel Chunk to be on the side of government thuggery and harrassment?

    • Arachne says:

      Considering he loved being a thug and harasser on Twitter, getting people’s accounts suspended (see how MIGHTY I am!), I imagine all of his chins are wiggling in approval.

    • Where are the usual suspects, e.g., The Race Brothers®,when you need them?

      • dwells38 says:

        Couldn’t give a flying fuck about a conservative Christian. Now 17 yr old punk menacer gettin’ himself shot or drug addled stripper crying rape….Oh HELL YEAH!

  9. Because Quotations from Chairman Chunk says:

    • Because Logic 101 says:

      Ok, Chunk. How’s that work. If the Tea Party creates an existential threat, and America ceases to exist, doesn’t O-care vanish with it?

      • Arachne says:

        I see someone gave the moron another word-a-day calendar.

      • dwells38 says:

        Nah, it was ripped off word for word from the title of a Oct. 1st Christian Science Monitor piece. WZ posted on it yesterday crediting CSM, of course. So dummy’s even two days out of date with his stolen material.

  10. rightymouse says:


  11. Arachne says:

    dwells38 :

    Nah, it was ripped off word for word from the title of a Oct. 1st Christian Science Monitor piece. WZ posted on it yesterday crediting CSM, of course. So dummy’s even two days out of date with his stolen material.

    He couldn’t either define Existentialism or name one of its four chief proponents without a visit to Wikipedia.

  12. dwells38 says:

    Ha! Just leave it to the marketing pros in government. Hey Chunk. Need health care insurance? Just call 1-800-FUCKYO.

    Need health insurance ? The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800-FUCKYO to reach the next available health-care provider.
    Far from being a mistype, that’s the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacare’s national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596, helpfully spelling out President Barack Obama’s tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view.
    After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message. For every duped voter, every young invincible weighing the cost of a penalty versus a newly tripled yearly deductible, every ailing old granny in a wheelchair (whom, remember, Paul Ryan wants to push off a cliff) who needs adequate and affordable health care, Obama’s message is:
    1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O).
    That’s 1-800-FUCKYO. Sadly, the Obama administration failed to swap the useless 1 for a more functional 8 to complete the heartfelt message, perhaps in consolation to former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s tragically shortened middle finger.

  13. dwells38 says:

    Wow just like Chunk always says, our Preezydent sure is responsible and serious. Looks like he and Harry Reid are counting on a market crash blamed on the “Republican shutdown” to give them the win on this impasse. Hey it’s not their money! Just a bunch of chumps with 401ks. Right now Dow’s down over 180 points.

    Wall St. wonders if Obama wants ‘severe’ selloff

  14. Octopus says:

    …says the dork who can’t attract flies to his buggy, crash-y, all-but-extinct blog. Who are you impressing, Fatass? Gus? I doubt it. His posts have been a bit on the disgusted side, of late. I think he’s going to quit you, man.

    • Arachne says:

      Only 3 retweets? I smell an “ICYMI” coming up.

      • dwells38 says:

        Yeah because that was such an important observation that no one cared about the first time. Esp. from such an ego needy loser who no one pays attention to anymore.

      • Doppel milyo says:

        I will ask my lawyer friend. If my sock buys an LGF 1 year membership and that fucker bans me, can I demand a refund?

        or by accepting my money is he obligated to let me run my mouth at his site for the year?

        might be worth the loot just to piss him off

  15. dwells38 says:

    Finally Chunk can be assured that people will take the threat of Climate Change seriously! According to CBSNEWS, had the ocean not absorbed all the missing heat the temps might have gone over 200 degrees!!

    Mind you this heat hiding in the ocean theory is only a few months old and desparately cobbled together because Earth’s climate hasn’t warmed as predicted. Any warming has been within normal fluctuation range. Also, the heat’s supposed to be in the DEEP ocean because most their measurements are not that deep and they don’t show any ocean warming either.

    Leftists and science are comedy gold!!

    CBSNEWS warns ‘global warming’ could raise temperatures 212 degrees!

    About 70 percent of carbon dioxide produced on the planet stays in the atmosphere or is used by plants. Thirty percent is absorbed by the oceans, where it produces a weak acid. But it’s strong enough to impact sea life and prevent oysters from creating their shells.
    Carbon emissions also trap heat. Friday’s report shows oceans have absorbed 90 percent of that heat, raising ocean temperatures by half a degree. Had all that heat gone into the atmosphere, air temperatures could have risen by more than 200 degrees.
    “The ocean is really the heavyweight in the system,” says Lynne Talley, a scientist with the Scripps Institution of Oceanography. “It is where most of the heat goes.”

  16. Octopus says:

    It would be hilarious, if it wasn’t so infuriating the way the idiot-MSM laps this nonsense up like free beer at a frat party. There is NO evidence that heat is being shuttled somehow to the deep ocean, to lie in wait for the unsuspecting fools on land. Just biding its time down there, rubbing its hands together with evil glee, creating even more heat with said rubbing.

    It’s a stupid, lame-ass notion, and therefore it will be hard to kill. But kill it we will.

  17. Minnow says:

    What in the Hell are you guys talking about? Hot water rising above cold water? That ain’t how thermodynamics works my friends. That ain’t how it works.

    See, the hot water is heavier because it is so full of man made heat. It comes down from the Cosmos, picks up all the human heat from the human heat stash in Hawaii from the brahs. Then, having stopped at a racist Chinese restaurant (datta four star), the heat builds and it heads for the deep waters off of Catalina Island ‘n shit.

    No – I am NOT making this shit up.

  18. Doppel milyo says:

    Every day the nonessential government remains closed and nobody notices, is harmful to the democrats. I say keep that shit closed permanently

    remember the sequester cuts that were the end of the world, only they weren’t ?

  19. Octopus says:

    “FUCKYO” is suspiciously close to “milyo.” I’m not saying there’s a direct connection, but I am sensing yet another disconnect, and you know how I hate that. Operator? Get me Lewd-Wank Von Spankit, pronto!