ICYMI: All the hipsters are doing it. Shouldn’t you?

2 days ago Charles was begging for money by offering an ad free yearly subscription to LGF. It seems that many subscribed because Charles is asking again for subscribers. Even worse, he claims it’s what Hipsters are doing.


Charles is a pathetic 60 year old Hipster wannabe begging for money.


61 Comments on “ICYMI: All the hipsters are doing it. Shouldn’t you?”

  1. livefreeor die says:

    All the hipsters are begging for money now that their brand-new, shiny, skyrocketing Obamacare rates are coming out.

    • yoshisen says:

      It’s actually pretty bad when Chuckles has to beg for it by going with “but all the other lemmings are doing it…”

  2. Because Milyo says:

    If you want to waste your money, waste it on Scamahan. He’s less lame than Johnson.

  3. Captain Death says:

    Do you get a refund if he bans you from his blog?

  4. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s lame-ass appeal to The Eleven will bring him about as much filthy lucre as Mouse-Ka-Mania. Maybe less. Awww, poor fat stupid excuse for a human being! 😦

  5. Octopus says:


    It’s a powerful drug, and it’s also a powerful anti-aphrodisiac, as other studies have shown the presence of a newborn lowers the man’s testosterone-levels significantly. And then the women wonder if their post-baby-body has ruined their sexy, increasing their postpartum depression. Shut up, hormones! 😡

    Btw, the smell of puppy is also a powerful bond-forming aromatherapy. I am still loving the smell of this puppy, even as it fades into adolescent naughty-dog milyovium. George is really trying to do right, and I appreciate the effort. He doesn’t do his duty in his cage, on the brief occasions when he is imprisoned in solitary, with his cushy pad and several fun squeaky toys, along with Dad’s old t-shirt. That’s more than can be said for the previous puppies of Chez Octopus, in their formative months — both of them befouled their cages as much as possible, making it clear they would not be cooperating with this aspect of the human-canine relationship.

    My older daughter, our baby girl, was delivered onto an airplane this morning by yours truly, and landed safely in NYC at 12:45pm EST. The wife and I are supportive as always, but really we are in shock, mingled with awe. She is pursuing a career in musical theater, and has already snagged a very good agent, and has some auditions coming up. She has been hired by a couple connected to the theater business as a nanny for their 12-yr-old girl, whom she has yet to meet. Nanny-work pays well in NYC, but living expenses are high. Today she was offered a job with a cruise line in the Caribbean, which would put the brakes on her New York career for six months, but is considered great experience and pays very well. Big decisons already. You go, girl. We’ll be over here, pretending not to be sad that you’re gone from our lives, for the time being.

    Oh, I went down to the university and paid off your outstanding library fines this evening, so they’re removing the hold on your diploma. Congrats on that! 🙂

    • dwells38 says:

      Cruise line eh? Just tell her watch out for the Eye-talians. Usually ship’s officers, dashing and handsome. I had a friend who snagged one, became smitten but started getting the back of his hand every now and then. It got pretty ugly. They look great but often aren’t the cuddly, well heeled American boys she may be used to.

      • Octopus says:

        She’s got a hefty vial of pepper-spray, and she ain’t afraid to use it. I taught her a few self-defense moves too, but she’s a tiny thing, and I do worry.

  6. Daedalus says:

    ISTE :

    Who got a job with who?

    Check your mail.

  7. Kurt's monologue goodness says:

    Charles is so old


    He’s so old, he calls himself a hipster, not because he’s hip but because he’s fallen and broken his hip

    • Arachne says:

      Someone needs to inform Tweety Turd that “hipster” and “hippie” are not interchangeable. Except in their pathetic delusion that they matter.

      • Because Milyo says:


        Stoner hipster … check
        Drum Circle hipster … check
        College know-it-all hipster … check

        Looks interchangeable to me.

  8. Octopus says:

    With the injuries to Miguel Cabrera and the bullpen problems, we aren’t overconfident about our Tigers going all the way. On the other hand, we have a lot of good players, and our starting pitching is second to none. Let’s get it on, and let the chips fall where they may.


  9. Subscribing to LGF is the cat’s pajamas!

    All the hep cats do it, daddy-o!

  10. Like, subscribe, man. It’s far out. Groovy.
    Natural high, baby.
    Sock it to me!

  11. Octopus says:

    Everyone is talking about LGF these days! It’s the happeningest blog in the world, they say. Wait…it is 2005, right? 😕

  12. JimboXL says:

    LGF wants the best gold plated medical service for free yet can’t even offer lousy news service for free.

  13. Doppel milyo penis penis penis LOL milyo says:

    Charles ” Icarus” Johnson is to Hipster as Lidane is to Karen Carpenter

  14. Doppel milyo penis penis penis LOL milyo says:

    Hipsters are not at LGF

    who is at LGF
    a half dozen 20 something misfits like PLL, that are 1 step away from splodeydope status
    a 30 something fucker named Kurt that has a demon and lives in his parents basement
    a much older sad person named gus, who has a bum leg and lives in his sisters garage
    a much much older loser named hoosier hoops that gets an almost erection talking to women at BW3, then spreading his tales of almost amor as he’s literally 1 inch away from completely cracking and becoming ariel castro

    that’s the hipster contingent at LGF

  15. Because Milyo says:

    Senor Testiculo approves this:

    Swamp things wonder what it is.

  16. dwells38 says:

    Interesting take on Cruz’ performance and the cluelessness of the RINO’s attacking him for it. For Peter King to be calling him “Insane” just like our own gutless Fat Chunk is in itself, insane. The old guard do not get the new conservative guys and how to effectively use new media.

    Anyone watching Texas Republican Ted Cruz et al talk about ObamaCare for 21+ hours on national TV Tuesday and Wednesday was treated to a masterful performance of political discourse, theater, populism, self-promotion and public persuasion.

    Cruz also provided a primer on social media for the old toads of Congress who think Twitter is just an electronic bulletin board, and not an online sidewalk café with a sense of community and regular patrons.

    We are publishing below our own relevant Cruz video excerpt. It was one of his best nine minutes. Click there and you’ll understand why. More on that in a minute. Cruz’s complete marathon speech video is available courtesy of C-SPAN here.

    Hopefully, Cruz’s performance, with supporting roles from Mike Lee, Jeff Sessions, Jim Imhofe and Marco Rubio, raised the blood pressure of most of their veteran colleagues. Welcome to the New Politics, folks. Remember Rand Paul’s filibuster on drones monitoring Americans? Same deal.

    Many D.C. old-timers appear puzzled by Cruz’s hopeless effort to defund ObamaCare. Many in both parties are even angry and have empowered unidentified staffers to leak mean things about alleged Cruz statements from college days. (See IBD’s editorial today on John McCain’s disappointing response to Cruz.)

    Truth is, not one word the Cruz Crew uttered will change a single congressional vote or a dime of ObamaCare spending. And he doesn’t care. Because every word they said spoke for and to millions of ObamaCare opponents across the country who feel helpless and voiceless in today’s American politics. They watch D.C.’s denizens and cronies pad their pockets and exempt themselves from rules and regulations like, well, ObamaCare.

    These people, not confined to the tea party, give Congress its historically low approval ratings. And a well-spoken rebel tipping over the perpetually unresponsive Capitol Hill applecart with vigor is exciting and satisfying. They also comprise a live third-party warning to the GOP.

    Read More At Investor’s Business Daily: http://news.investors.com/politics-andrew-malcolm/092613-672565-obamacare-ted-cruz-investors-business-daily-job-losses.htm#ixzz2g1JcXDtE
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  17. dwells38 says:

    White entitled over privileged bigot Chunkles Johnson smears decorated black war hero Allen West. First by disrespecting him as a “nutjob” and then by pretending his use of the term Jewish American Princess is anti-semitic. After all it only means white entitled over privileged self-important rich Jewish girl. Just like Chunk’s a White Anglo Ponytail Princess who thinks his bigoted opinions are so great people should pay them money for them.

    Chunk hates any minority that is more successful, smarter, richer and more respected than he. So of course, it’s a target rich environment for his bitter vitriol.


    Oh and so I guess now one of Stupid Fat Chunk’s guitar heroes, the late Frank Zappa now turns out to have been a raging racist. Chunk you’re so fucking stupid you couldn’t find your enormous pimply ass with both hands.

    • dwells38 says:

      Also notice Col. Allen West didn’t call her a Shrieking Harpy practically every day and moronically try and say she’s aligned with European Nazis.

      Hey Chunk, just because you joined the evil commie empire doesn’t mean you have to try and go out for title of Chief Idiotardarian.

      • Doppel milyo penis penis penis LOL milyo says:

        also notice Col. West is an American hero and Charles fuckface Johnson is a toad

    • Doppel milyo penis penis penis LOL milyo says:

      Charles is the worst kind of racist. he’s the fat plantation guard sitting at the perimeter shooting the darkies that try to escape

    • dwells38 says:

      ICIWE (in case it wasn’t evident) The Frank Zappa tune’s name is Jewish Princess and it’s all about wanting to nail one. Real PC and such.

  18. OLT's Now Stalker Charles Sees Anti-Semitism, LOL says:

    So, Stalker Charles, when you bitch about WASPs … doesn’t that make you just as bad as Allen West?

    This is a serious question, dirtbag. Your faux fainiting spells are so 2008.

  19. OLT's Disney's "Cinderella" Was A Sick Lie says:

    dwells38 :
    Looks like a tiny V12 engines.

    My pet mouse Gus-Gus wishes to purchase this for the building of a fine Mousenberg Auto.

    Please send a competitive bid to:

    Kommandant Gus-Gus, Unterbett Knot-Sees
    Left Rear Corner of the Futon
    Stalker Charles’ House
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    Do not disappoint Gus-Gus, as he has ways of making you talk. Or something like that.

  20. dwells38 says:

    And then there’s this:
    Allen West left PJM by choice. Chunk, unceremoniously ousted. And notice his LGF Alexa ranking used to be 25,000. Now it’s a pathetic 60,000
    “Charles Johnson Axed from Pajamas Media Management by Richard Silverstein on December 3, 2007 •”

    From Dennis the Peasant, the blogger scourge of the PJM enterprise, comes the welcome news that Johnson has stepped down (or been booted) from PJM management responsibilities. Dennis speculates that Johnson’s wild-eyed antics as political bomb-thrower have not endeared him to the VC investors Chernick and Koshland:
    I have a feeling that it has finally started to dawn on those same venture capitalists that Little Green Footballs, and therefore Chaz, wasn’t exactly enhancing their reputations amongst the sane folk of the world. If you know what I mean. Charles and LGF have always been out there, it’s just that now they’re both so far out there that it can’t really be ignored anymore.
    This begs the question if LGF and Johnson embarrass PJM why do they continue to carry his blog at all? Why not just sever ties cleanly? Could it be that LGF’s Alexa ranking of 25,000 has a lot to do with that? Most PJM bloggers rank far lower than PJM itself. LGF and Michelle Malkin are among the only bloggers with a higher ranking than PJM, much higher. So I’m guessing that PJM can’t afford to lose the readers than LGF provides to pump up the site stats for advertisers.

  21. dwells38 says:

    Oh for crying out loud. Poor dumb densewrench screws up the Chunkles smear meme that Allen West is a raging anti-semite racist by saying that RS McCain is still in the PJM stable because he’s white! So Allen West’s falling out is because he’s black and PJM are the racists??? But…um…I think Chunk wanted to only smear West on this one.

    So densewrench are you saying the JAP is a racist too? Of course RS McCain is supposed to be racist. So the JAP is a victim of racism (and sexism of course) while being racist against blacks but…..being a bigot in favor of RS McCain, the white supremacist bigot??????????
    lolwut???????????? It really is an entertaining bunch of misfits over there. Chunk is left scraping the bottom of the barrel for sycophant lieutenants. She’s like Max the dog to CJ’s Grinch. Or Gomer to CJ’s Seargent Carter. Or Sergeant Schultz to CJ’s Col. Klink! Or Ted Baxter to CJ’s Lou Grant!!!

    wrenchwench Thu, Sep 26, 2013 1:21:29pm
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    re: #10 Charles Johnson
    On the other hand, PJ Media is just fine with other writers like RS McCain, who have a long history of blatantly ugly racist statements. That kind of far right nutjob they’re fine with.
    Of course, McCain is white….

  22. dwells38 says:

    For some reason this got a single upding on LGF while everyone else waited to see if Chunk would sit his fat lard ass on this impudent lizard. Perhaps they think these wingnuts are so craven they’ll pretend to be unoffended Jews whilst committing more heiness acts of racist-ness by suggesting the Jewish staffer victim of West’s evil racism be dismissed? But it sure looks to me like someone just called bullshit on the Emperor’s new suit of supposed Col. West stink.

    Also, the big news here is that PJ Media still exists.
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    Copied and pasted directly from the Free Republic thread on this:
    I’m a Jew and think this is hilarious. If Col. West called her a JAP, she probably is. One of West’s closest friends (and former Chief of Staff) is Joyce Kaufman, a proud Jew and anti-Muslim (and illegal alien) activist. I know them both. West does not have an anti-Semitic bone in his body. They should fire the staffer.

    And “Also, the big news here is that PJ Media still exists.”
    No the big news is that Chunk, the Twitter dickhead has some kind of blog somewhere???

  23. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Rob Zombie should put Chunky in one of his horror films, representing the seven deadly sins.

  24. Doppel milyo penis penis penis LOL milyo says:

    pretty sad really if you think about it. some bloated 64 year old man with a pony tail that used to play all over the world in stadiums.

    now reduced to begging “hipsters” to give him 70 dollars a year.

    In the words of Dave Attell, it’s like people going to vegas.

    One night you’re playing Craps for a thousand bucks a play and the next night you’re blowing somebody in the bathroom for half a ham sandwich

  25. rightymouse says:

    Dude is getting frantic. How many tweets does this make begging fpr money??? A-hole loser.

    • Minnow says:

      Prolly can’t make the Oct 1st mortgage payment.


    • Doppel milyo penis penis penis LOL milyo says:

      alms for the pooooor !

      alms for the pooooor!!

    • Octopus says:

      His business plan was so well-written, though. Ban everyone with an IQ over room temp, and embrace every aspect of moonbattery you’ve been scoffing at for 8 years, while building one of the biggest blogs around. What could go wrong?

      Well…I guess we know, now. A lot could go wrong. And did. And now we are reduced to begging, from a pack of chumps who can’t afford their own rent, much less cover his. It’s sad! 😆

  26. rightymouse says:

    A message from Ted Cruz:


    For too long, Washington has not been listening to the American people. The facts are clear — Obamacare is not working.

    It was an honor to stand on the Senate floor this week to give you a voice and make the case that Washington should listen to the American people. We must defund Obamacare.

    Americans across the country are being hurt because of Obamacare. And because of it, the American people are disgusted with Washington.

    Millions of Americans who oppose Obamacare have been told by politicians in Washington that “it doesn’t matter,” that “it can’t be done,” and “we can’t defund it.”

    Please take a minute to watch our video of the floor debate this week and share it on social media with the hashtag #MakeDCListen.
    The Senate is currently debating the bipartisan House-passed bill to defund Obamacare and fully fund the government. The Senate should pass it. As early as tomorrow, there will be a final cloture vote to cut off debate, which would allow Senator Harry Reid to add Obamacare funding back into the House bill. I will oppose final cloture to protect the House bill and keep debate going.

    The American people are rising up and making their voices heard in Congress.

    It is time for Washington politicians from both parties to listen to the American people.

    Thank you.

    For Liberty,

    Ted Cruz