Those eveil Gyro-Nazis

I will never understand LGF’s obsession over obscure parties like Golden Dawn.

Those evil Gyro-Nazis

Honestly, who care about a bunch of Gyro-Nazis,. These LGFers really need to get a life.

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47 Comments on “Those eveil Gyro-Nazis”

  1. Octopus says:

    It’s not about Greece, don’t you see? It’s about the universal evil of White Racists and Ethnocentrists, who hate and fear The Other, and want to put limits on immigration and aid to illegal immigrants. It’s about Amerika, in other words.

    We are all Golden Dawn.

  2. Octopus says:

    I don’t want to see Amory Blaine’s heroic tale disappear so quickly: https://thediaryofdaedalus.com/2013/09/18/charles-johnson-retweets-iranian-presidents-propaganda/#comment-218509

    Attention must be paid!

    • KGB says:

      I don’t want to see it disappear either. There ought to be an entire DoD thread devoted to that stirring tale of moral rectitude in the face of unadulterated evil. I see a short story, nay an entire screenplay, revolving around that seminal moment when one white man dared to look a black woman in the eye and say, “I feel your pain”.

      I’m all for casting Sean Penn in the role of Amory and Oprah Winfrey as the misunderstood black woman. Throw in a little narration by Morgan Freeman just for effect, something along the lines of, “Hushed were the voices of the assembled customers as they they directed poisonous barbs toward the struggling mother of 5. Her brood stood with mouths turned down, the repast they’d so craved turning to ashes before their eyes, replaced by the racial animus that marks the entirety of flyover country. All for the want of a simple piece of plastic.”

      • Arachne says:

        Not to mention unbridled racism that didn’t get the store manager called to the checkstand. All that was missing from that story was the overseer and the dogs nipping at her heels!

      • dwells38 says:

        It should be set during the Reagan era too, and Oprah’s character works at the Whitehouse as a lowly maid. There should be a scene where Reagan strolls into a room in which she’s working and he callously ignores her after she scurries to the side and says “I sorry, Mistuh President suh”. Her only reaction….a single tear trickles down her face. Maybe a flashback to her childhood at this point: It’s Christmas and all the white children have new toys. But her toys are all hand-me-downs from her older siblings, scuffed and missing parts. The hateful white children mock her and say vile, racist things. A young white boy, which later turns out to be the heroic and noble Amory Blaine, gives her his new scooter explaining “It’s OK, I still have my old one because I’m white and over privileged.” Of course, back in the present (1983) in the later, now iconic scene he saves her honor before the angry horde of racist grocery shoppers, asking only for a jar of pickles in return.

        And so on…. But the director must be black.

      • Arachne says:

        I second the motion. We need to make this a thread. I mean this post by amory has it all — racism, drama, pathos, struggle! It’s “Uncle Tom’s Safeway!”

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I’m surprised he didn’t call his fellow whites in line “crackers.” They be crackin’ that whip!

      • Octopus says:

        Mark Twain said “Joan Of Arc was easily and by far the most remarkable person the human race has ever produced.” Winston Churchill said, “Joan was a being so uplifted from the ordinary run of mankind, that she finds no equal in a thousand years.”

        I say, Joan Of Arc was a fame-whore and a bratty little tramp, compared to Amory Blaine. What he did that day in the store nearly made up for a thousand years of black slavery, which still runs rampant in this racist hellhole of a banana republic. Banana! See, even I’m a racist, reverting to the subliminal slurs of a sick white mind. What’s the next disgusting racial slur I’m going to spew? Something about “black holes?” Yeah, that’s a good one. Who came up with that theory, and named the cosmic phenomenon? WHITE DEVILS, is who. Out to prove the whole universe is racist, no doubt, in some kind of sick self-justifying way.

        Anyways, thanks to Amory. At least one of us white devils is repentant.

      • Octopus says:

        Oprah is perfect for the role, especially after her recent episode in Switzerland of “Shopping While Black.” Attempts to walk back that story, after the clerk and store totally denied the allegations, were clearly the feeble attempts of white European devils (the precursors to white American devils) to cover up this ugly incident.

        It’s not just Oprah, either. It’s every black person, if you go by the stories I found after googling “shopping while black.” It’s incredible, the agonies perpetrated upon these poor innocent children of slaves. No wonder the great humanitarian Amory Blaine was compelled to act, putting his life at risk in front of a pack of bloodthirsty white devils, some of whom huffed audibly and shifted from one foot to the other when they saw there was going to be a long holdup at the register in front of them. Oh, were they now going to be late for their country club din-din? AWWW, poor white devils!

        https://www.google.com/search?q=black+woman+at+store+with+hungry+children+good+samaritan&oq=black+woman+at+store+with+hungry+children+good+samaritan&aqs=chrome..69i57.4183j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#q=shopping+while+black&safe=off

      • Octopus says:

        Arachne :
        I second the motion. We need to make this a thread. I mean this post by amory has it all — racism, drama, pathos, struggle! It’s “Uncle Tom’s Safeway!”

        The word “Safeway” is itself a racist appropriation of the Civil War-era Underground Railroad. Think about it. Is there anything the white devils didn’t take away from the black man? I mean, besides poverty, of course.

  3. Zeus Crankypants says:

    I’m going to be in the Czech Republic and Germany for a couple of weeks in Nov. I think I’m going to look under rocks and bridges for Nazi’s and snap a few pictures of the ones I find, and then ship them off to Charles.

    He can milk them for at least a weeks worth of threads.

  4. dwells38 says:

    Amory Blaine would know what to do about those Gyro-Nazi freaks! Hey that could be the sequel to….letsee what do we call it? First movie: how about simply ‘Amory Blaine’? You know like ‘Forrest Gump’? Instead of the feather at beginning maybe…tumbling pickles all willy nilly.

    Anyhoo in the sequel which will be called ‘Amory Blaine Goes Greek’, he’s already famous because President Obama has awarded the medal of honor for his work in protecting the black lady in the grocery store. He’s been sent on a good will tour to Europe as America’s official Ambassador of Racial Righteousness. In the hotel he notices a group of large white men. Despite being Greek, they all look like Geert Wilders or Andrew Breitbart, tall, blond and blue eyes and wearing black T-shirts with blood insignia that aren’t quite swastikas. (I’m thinking Rutger Hauer or Christopher Walken could play their leader) Amory sniffs to himself “Golden Dawn thugs”. His taught, fit and athletic body stiffens and his pulse quickens. They have haughty, condescending looks on their faces as they order and shove the immigrant hotel workers around irritably like Basil Fawlty. They pretend not to understand them and laugh at their accents. A small muslim worker accidently drops one of the burly fascists suit bag. The snap of a switchblade is unmistakable, as is the light flashing off of a blade. Amory springs into action quickly disarming the thug milliseconds before the blade would have been plunged into the poor defenseless, now cringing worker. He stares the Nazis down while handing the one his suit bag. “This is yours, I presume?”. The hatred from group is palpable.

    This sets up the whole rest of the movie which is kind of like a Bourne meets James Bond kind of thing.

  5. OLT's Road Trippin' says:

    Zeus Crankypants :
    Drat… I’ll be driving from Prague (Czech Republic) to Bochum (Germany)… my route takes me north of Bavaria. I still bet I can find a few hiding out along my route.

    They mostly congregate under the beds of shut-ins. Mostly.

    • Because Milyo says:

      And don’t make the mistake of thinking that drum circle Nazis under your bed are harmless, because they can metamorphose into the dreaded [cue dark music] college know-it-all Nazis.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      You can recognize them by their slicked back hair and pinstripe suits. Quite a few of them marry the much older shut-ins.

  6. OLT's But So Heavy says:

    Octopus :
    It’s not about Greece, don’t you see? It’s about the universal evil of White Racists and Ethnocentrists, who hate and fear The Other, and want to put limits on immigration and aid to illegal immigrants. It’s about Amerika, in other words.
    We are all Golden Dawn.

    Stalker Charles is more golden shower.

    /Doctor said “more fluids” so he’s switched to economical Gaia-friendly 2-liter Mountain Dews

  7. OLT's Amory Blaine Fan Fiction Club says:

    Arachne :
    I second the motion. We need to make this a thread. I mean this post by amory has it all — racism, drama, pathos, struggle! It’s “Uncle Tom’s Safeway!”

    OK, it’s not post-apocalyptic cowboy pr0n, but what is anymore?

  8. Daedalus says:

    Zeus Crankypants :
    I’m going to be in the Czech Republic and Germany for a couple of weeks in Nov. I think I’m going to look under rocks and bridges for Nazi’s and snap a few pictures of the ones I find, and then ship them off to Charles.
    He can milk them for at least a weeks worth of threads.

    You have posting rights here. If you do take pictures of Nazis, please post them.

    • Arachne says:

      Just remember – Tweety Turd won’t acknowledge them as Nazi’s unless they are carrying a Tennessee Flag and wearing some sort of button acknowledging their membership in the TEA Party. Or have an employee ID card from Fox News.

    • Doppel milyo penis penis penis LOL milyo says:

      I’m going to Tennessee later, and I will definitely photo as many Nazis as I can.

      I hear they wear Army air cav hats and some of these Nazis are so tricky they wear cowboy hats as a clever disguise.

      but they can’t fool me!!

  9. Daedalus says:

    Octopus :

    It’s not about Greece, don’t you see? It’s about the universal evil of White Racists and Ethnocentrists, who hate and fear The Other, and want to put limits on immigration and aid to illegal immigrants. It’s about Amerika, in other words.

    We are all Golden Dawn.

    That could be part of it, but I think he obsesses over Golden Dawn because he theorizes Ron Paul and Glenn Greenwald are somehow in control of them.

  10. Doppel milyo penis penis penis LOL milyo says:

    Charles sees Nazis in your hair
    Charles sees Nazis in your lair
    in the sky and in the air
    Charles sees Nazis everywhere

    paranoid delusion shave

    • dwells38 says:

      I wish I may
      I wish I might
      See a Nazi
      That I could smite

      I’d thrash him to
      And thrash him fro
      And kick his balls
      And punch his nose

      He’d wish reprieve
      He’d wish I’d stop
      But I won’t
      Until he drops

      From the book of poems ‘I See Nazis’ by Jazzy Ponies

  11. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Daedalus :

    Zeus Crankypants :
    I’m going to be in the Czech Republic and Germany for a couple of weeks in Nov. I think I’m going to look under rocks and bridges for Nazi’s and snap a few pictures of the ones I find, and then ship them off to Charles.
    He can milk them for at least a weeks worth of threads.

    You have posting rights here. If you do take pictures of Nazis, please post them.

    Wonderful idea on your part. A whole thread about the hidden Nazi’s of Germany. Grist for Charles mill mouth.

    Will do.

    And you can bet the photos will be funny.

  12. Doppel milyo penis penis penis LOL milyo says:

    Because Milyo :
    Hungary is good Nazi hunting grounds, too.

    Charles pronounces it Hungry

    and he says it all day long.
    weird

  13. OLT's University of Totalinarianism says:

    Because Milyo :
    And don’t make the mistake of thinking that drum circle Nazis under your bed are harmless, because they can metamorphose into the dreaded [cue dark music] college know-it-all Nazis.

    Where *is* spacejesus these days?

    • OLT's University of Totalinarianism says:

      ps – since they claim they’re not totalitarians, I have been forced to invent a new category.

  14. dwells38 says:

    Golden Dawn (to the tune of Delta Dawn)

    Golden Dawn, what’s that patch that you have on
    Could it be a Nazi sign from days gone by
    And did I hear you say there was a-meeting here today
    To hate on all outsiders and yell “Sieg Heil”

    Here in the U S the GOP all have rabies
    Per LGF and the people there they’re all crazy
    ‘Cause they walk around town thumpin’ bibles in there hands
    Hatin’ on a mysterious dark-skinned man

    In earlier days no one cared about Golden Dawn
    Battiest bigots you ever laid eyes on
    Then an immigrant wave came to work too side by side
    And the hurtin’ Greeks got to wondering why oh why

    Key change!

    Golden Dawn, what’s that arm band you have on
    Could it be S S regalia from days gone by
    And did I hear you say we was a-meeting you here today
    To send Achmed to his virigns in the sky-hy

    Shhh Quieter

    Golden Dawn, what’s that patch that you have on
    Could it be a Nazi sign from days gone by
    And did I hear you say there was a-meeting here today
    To hate on all outsiders and yell “Sieg Heil”

    Louder and over guiter solo!

    Golden Dawn, what’s that arm band you have on
    Could it be S S regalia from days gone by
    And did I hear you say we was a-meeting you here today
    To send Achmed to his virigns in the sky-hy

    Up another half step – more guitar!!! And COW BELL!

    Golden Dawn, what’s that patch that you have on
    Could it be a Nazi sign from days gone by
    And did I hear you say there was a-meeting here today
    To hate on all outsiders and yell “Sieg Heil”

    Copyright 2013 ASSCLAP

  15. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s indie-cred is more spic-and-span than Amory Blaine’s conscience….wait, did I say, “spic?” Ohmigod, my racism is even more ingrained than the chaise lounge weave-patterns on Gus’s legs, from his “bed” in the garage. Is there no escape? 😯
    (ess-cop-ay)

  16. Octopus says:

    Don’t follow Chunky’s Amazon link…we must stop enabling him! 😆

    Music to Blame Whitey By…

  17. bpseudomallei says:

    So muslim brotherhood also shouldnt practice politics…got it