@Gus_802’s Contribution To History

On 6 September, actor/comedian Albert Brooks posted a Tweet, dripping with classic Brooks sarcasm, and it accidentally altered US Foreign Policy.

Before Brooks’ “Tweet Heard ‘Round The World” came screaming into Secretary of State John Kerry’s left earbud and embedded itself into his only frontal lobe, Brooks’ sarcasm roared by just inches above the greasy balding head of Our Boy Gus_802.

Gus vs Albert Brooks Tweet Heard Round The World

Yeah. Brooks had to ‘splain his Tweet to Gus. “Boom” indeed, and the rest is #Rumpswab history.

[Source: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/10/finding-chemo-albert-brooks-syria-adviser-jake-tapper-has-the-spooky-prescience-scoop/ ]

[Update: Related BlogMock post here.]


116 Comments on “@Gus_802’s Contribution To History”

  1. Pakimon says:

    Poor Gus.

    Tried to be one of the big dogs and was swatted on the nose with a rolled up newspaper like a brain damaged chihuahua that just piddled on the carpet. 😆

    Wait until He of the Jazzy Ponytail hears about this!

    He’ll put that bully Brooks in his place!

    Nobody disses confidantes of The Magically Corpulent Ponytail of Jazziness and gets away with it!

    Just you wait and see! 😆

  2. Pakimon says:

    This ought to bring in new Twitter followers by the boatload. 😆

  3. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: The zoning ordinances in Culver City won’t allow me to have any of that neat stuff. Not that I could afford it anyway what with the high prices of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. I even had to pawn Mr. Mossberg to keep my internet connection going. What I do have for home defense is a field of “organic” land mines from Gus crapping in my front yard every time he gets drunk.

  4. Chuck Watcher says:

    I think Charles is very sad at the moment.

    Currently on his excellent site the main topic of discussion is what ads everyone are seeing.

    If you really love Charles and subscribe you don’t see any ads.


  5. Because dudebro says:


  6. Doppel milyo milyo says:

    history per garage boy


  7. ISTE says:

    Has anyone got any more dirt we can fling at a 60 year old man who is in the twilight of his life?

    Shout out to the New Boiler Room Crew.

    What do you have?

  8. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Would Chunky like to elaborate on how we change that situation in Syria? I’m sure the despot of the premiere national security blog has a brilliant plan to solve everything.

  9. Octopus says:

    You are, Fatass. As in everything. 😦

  10. Because dudebro says:

    Senor Testiculo approves this message.

  11. Bunk X says:

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  13. Pakimon says:

    OT: This is for Octo. Looks like his “Miley Cyrus hypothesis” is gaining traction. 😀


  14. Pakimon says:

    It’s Pro Football Sunday and time for Senor Testiculo’s tip of the week:

    “A key to success in the NFL is ball security”.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      That’s why you really need a good “hands team”

    • Abu Navy and Orange says:

      New Bears head coach Marc Trestmen talked about “growing the football”. It’s odd but he said it with such conviction that he gets a pass. Bears!

  15. Because dudebro says:

    Totally OT, but related because mental illness. I found a new greenie site that’s straight from the Twilight Zone.


    There’s something sorta Ludwigian going on there.

    • Octopus says:

      “Teh Heat Dome!” Ooh, that’s scary. Like Thunderdome, only even more death. 😯

      That site is just a few years too late to really cash in on the hoopla. 😆

  16. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog say “Whopper le suggeeee!” 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      That dang thing looked more like a sexual torture device. 😯

      • Octopus says:

        Get some hand-sanitizer on that kid, stat!

      • Pakimon says:

        Good observations but the pure unadulterated fun that kid was having with the wobbly snake monster toy had me in stitches. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        What if the kid grows up with a complex because he can’t begin to compare his penis with that rubber hose monster? 😯

      • Pakimon says:

        I wouldn’t worry about the kid developing a complex. I’m sure he has no comprehension of what “mommy’s wobbly snake monster toy” is actually used for. 😉

      • rightymouse says:

        Yeah. But he’ll remember what it looked like & likely put 2 & 2 feet together.

      • Pakimon says:

        What’s the worst that could happen?

        He could end up tweeting pictures of his” johnson” with the caption “Whopper le suggeee!”

        On second thought, that is pretty bad.

        Look what happened to Anthony Weiner … 😆

  17. Doppel Milyo Sunday Haiku Service says:

    Gus the garage boy
    Rules the world from a garage
    (His sister’s garage)

  18. Octopus says:

    Underpants dirty,
    Wash them in Sis’s dishwasher.
    Listen to her scream!

  19. Doppel Milyo Sunday Haiku Service says:

    angry at the world
    It’s those damned 1 percenters
    they made Gus Lazy!!!

  20. Abu Angelou says:

    Chill defines the nights
    No furniture on which to rest
    Send Owens Corning R30

  21. Pakimon says:

    Step on loose Legos
    Agony in both the feet
    Dammit out of vodka

  22. JimboXL says:

    If Obomber can’t bomb the he is the loser. But he may yet still bomb, he is a Nobel Peace Prize winner after all.

  23. Zeus Crankypants says:

    I raining here this morning in Colorado… we can use the moisture!!!

    • rightymouse says:

      Stay safe. The news about the flooding is dreadful!!!

      • Zeus Crankypants says:

        I’m safe… I’m at 8000 feet… unless the 1000 more feet of this mountain above me decides to wash down, I’m fine.

        Folks down below, and those in some of the tighter canyons with larger streams and rivers… they are the ones that are having problems…. big time.

      • rightymouse says:

        It does all sound dreadful. 😦

  24. Zeus Crankypants says:

    “I” = “It’s” (sorry… keyboard is under water)

  25. rightymouse says:

    Charlie’s playing arm-chair general today. Am in awe of is expertise in everything! 🙄

  26. rightymouse says:


  27. Because dudebro says:

    Gus in kitchen sink
    Hallelujah I’m a bum
    Heard from the garage

  28. Because dudebro says:

    Gus goes and finds pail
    Sis can I bum some more bumf?
    Icky pooy pail

  29. Because dudebro says:

    Rodent in garage
    You see rat, he see protein
    Nom nom nom nom nom

  30. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Upwardly mobile
    Last year he slept in the park
    This year a garage !

  31. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Used up all his air
    Huffing and puffing his tweets
    His sex doll stays limp

  32. Because dudebro says:

    Blue eyes? NAZI!!!!!

  33. Octopus says:

    You call that a puppy? That’s not a puppy. THIS is a damn puppy!


  34. Octopus says:

    Oh, boy…another indie-stunner. Who’s ready for a nap? 🙄

  35. ISpeakJive says:

    So Chunk is actually being owned by TWO Naval War College professors. One’s a lefty and one’s a righty. Chunks been courting the favor of lefty Schindler thru the whole Greenwald thing, but now they disagree.

  36. ISpeakJive says:

    So now that Chunk’s foreign policy street cred has been utterly “discredited”, and his idiotic thesis about Assad has been thoroughly “debunked,” he changes the subject to areas that he’s positive he’s an expert on:

    RAAAACISM and photography and crappy indie shorts. LOL.

    (Meanwhile, I bet he’s furiously googling Tom Nichols to find something, anything, to smear the guy on. I’d put some serious dough on that one.)

  37. Because dudebro says:

    ISpeakJive :
    I’m not busy. Troll Graph.

    The mother of all incoherent trolls is Fanny (aka FOMD aka Fan of *More* Discourse) over at Curry’s. This guy has homosexual ideation for James Hansen. I’m sure he has one of those $6000 “toys” that looks like Hansen. He’s not as much of a dick as Ludwig, but he makes up for it in weirditude. I don’t think there’s anybody on the innernets, not even Johnson, that gives me the weird willies quite like Fanny.

    Ever had somebody give you the extreme weird willies over the net?

    • Octopus says:

      Ever had somebody give you the extreme weird willies over the net?

      I still keep an eye on the news for P-LOL’s Final Meltdown. He’s got all the right stuff.

  38. Because dudebro says:

    I didn’t know he was a commie truther.

  39. Octopus says:

    Way to jump on the bandwagon with two shows left, Fatass. 😆

    • Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

      Just like everything else: Charles is the last one to the party but jumps in and claims he’s first

  40. OLT's WHAAAAAAT??? says:

    Because dudebro :
    Senor Testiculo approves this message.

    No hearing protection. Idiots.

  41. Doppel B. DeMilyo says:

    Gus still lives in the garage
    His sister’s garage