Charles Johnson now pivots towards Rand Paul

After being called out by Joe Piazza for his obsession with Glenn Greenwald, Charles now goes after a new boogeyman, Rand Paul!

Rand Paul

Charles is either really stupid or dishonest. It’s the Libertarian Wing of the GOP that wants to expand the Party to include minorities and young people. It’s the Libertarian wing  of the GOP that wants to end the drug wars that has disproportionally affected minorities and stripped Americans of their civil liberties. Charles does not cite ant racist views by Rand Paul because he has none.

Let Charles laugh at the rising Libertarian tide in the GOP. A Libertarian Republican Party will be much more politically dangerous to the Democrats than the current  incarnation. Be very careful what you wish for Charles. It may not be Rand Paul, but you best bet that in the next decade, there will be a Libertarian Republican President who will establish a diverse and inclusive electoral coalition. Laugh at your own expense Fatso.


136 Comments on “Charles Johnson now pivots towards Rand Paul”

  1. ISpeakJive says:

    Sez a great white whale.

  2. Not really a pivot yet. The twitterwarrior theatre still looks like Greenwald Watch.

    • Octopus says:

      The Greenwald Madness runs very deep. I’m not sure he’s ever been this obsessed, with anyone. It consumes him udderly. (moobs) 😯

  3. Octopus says:

    In the meantime, Chunky’s Unicorn Messiah and his yacht-boy are hiring jihadists to plot their foreign adventures:

    It doesn’t get any more sick than that.

  4. Doppel Milyo says:

    name one racist view he holds

    just one

    you liar

  5. Octopus says:

    The Greeks have a word for everything, but they have a special word for the kind of idiotic egotism that invariably precedes a major downfall:
    Hubris /ˈhjuːbrɪs/, also hybris, from ancient Greek ὕβρις, means extreme pride or arrogance. Hubris often indicates a loss of contact with reality and an overestimation of one’s own competence, accomplishments or capabilities, especially when the person exhibiting it is in a position of power. Hubris is usually associated with the “simple-minded”. The adjectival form of the noun hubris is “hubristic”.

    When you look at any of Obama’s speeches, you see the perfect expression of this trait. I still can’t believe he was re-elected, even though Romney was a stiff Mormon, afraid to play rough. He lied about everything, he failed at everything, and it just gets worse and worse. How bad can it get, before we are able to stem the tide? I shudder to think.

    Here’s some food for thought, about where we’ve been with this bozo:

  6. Because ICYMI says:

  7. Octopus says:

    What the fuck is asswipe thanking them for? Not blocking him? 😆

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  8. JimboXL says:

    Hopefully we are seeing the dissolution of the traditional GOP, we are already seeing a purge of many old glue horse Republicans from the party.

    • Because Milyo says:

      Ew. I actually worked at a place that once made glue from bones. They didn’t make that when I was there, but they still had the ‘meal bins’. They stored bone meal in them. When I was there, they stored old crap there. Pigeons got in there and crapped all over everything.

      Ew. Ew ew ew.

  9. Because weeeeeeee says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Barrett Brown posted on LGF and was Charles’ best friend for a while. And then there was Pamela Geller & Robert Spencer. What does that mean about Charles??????? 🙄

  10. Octopus says:

    Speaking of ew, Ed Schultz can’t believe people aren’t just loving on Obama like he’s an adorable little puppy with the power to grant any wish. Just like Fatass, he must live in an alternate universe.

  11. Octopus says:

    It’s not abandoned at all, dumbass. Never has been.

    • Because weeeeeeee says:

      That has something to do with Nazis, huh?

    • Grinning Cat says:

      Geez that’s dumb. Granted, I guess actual abandoned things aren’t so picturesque. They could, for example, feature a photo of Charles’ blog. Or Charles himself. Or Charles’ body part that could be Anthony Weiner’s. Those would be certifiably abandoned, but no one really wants to see that.

    • The Osprey says:

      Does a small village of Glock makers come with it?

    • osprey1 says:

      I know that place, it’s right near Oberüberpfaffenwaffen.

  12. Octopus says:

    Yes, but your Preezy hires jihaddist operatives to help plan his foreign military adventures. Isn’t that worse?

    • Grinning Cat says:

      Oddly enough, a 9-11 truther was nearly appointed as green jobs czar by Obama.

      • Octopus says:

        Speaking of “Green Jobs,” remember when Unicorn Messiah promised he would create 5 million of them? 😆

        He sure promised a lot of people a lot of things.

  13. Octopus says:

    From the “Billions Will Snicker”-file, again:

    The IPCC is coming out with a new alarmist report in a couple of weeks. It will be interesting to see how they ignore/gloss-over this latest heresy, from within the AGW-hysteria camp. The computer models are crap, the temperature-monitoring stations are crap, and so far every prediction made by the AGW nuts has been 100% wrong. And yet, they are resolute, for there is WAY too much money at stake, to just walk away from this failed hypothesis. And, they have the liberal-MSM and many politicians on their side. It’s up to us citizens to pull the plug on this incredibly-expensive boondoggle. Keep snickering! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      How far in the bag for AGW is duh media? Just check out their overwhelming approval for this latest excrescence of a pseudo-documentary, whose batty conclusions have been completely debunked by real scientists and skeptics:

      • rightymouse says:

        They can’t help themselves. The politicians and ideologically driven ‘scientists’ despise/mistrust human life. That’s why they jump on anything that blames human activity & why they twist themselves into pretzels defending abortion, especially late-term abortion.

    • Because Milyo says:

      Psst. Some leaktavist leaked this out of AR5:

      Cloud feedback is positive due to

      “unknown contributions by processes yet to be accounted for.”

      Srsly, it’s just getting worser and worser and worser.

  14. Octopus says:

    This guy’s even more delusional and hubristic than Chunky…no wonder Fatass identifies!

    • rightymouse says:

      I hope Huma throws the sick SOB out the door. What a total a-hole he is.

      • Octopus says:

        There’s something hinky about Huma, and her continuing acceptance of this nauseating weasel in her household. Who would put up with that, if there weren’t some unseen motive at work? Nobody, is who.

      • Because weeeeeeee says:

        Expect papers to be served next week. At this point, he’s pure baggage.

        OTOH, maybe Weiner could rise again. He just needs to bone up on his stiff competition, and leave that tweeter thingy alone.

        I suspect he won’t be the last loser to obsessively tweet. >>>>>>>

    • Because weeeeeeee says:

      Dude! It’s Stabby!

  15. Pakimon says:

    Poor Pam.

    She just wanted a nice day at the beach and this happened…

    The lust of The Corpulent Ponytailed Doctor of Love cannot be contained!

  16. Doppel Milyo says:

    I’d like to correct the original title of this thread ” charles johnson pivots”

    I believe pivoting is impossible for charles as he’s glued to his futon

    • Pakimon says:

      Don’t forget Cheetos dust mixed with spilled Mountain Dew and urine makes a powerful adhesive.

      I’d provide the chemical formulas to prove this but I don’t want to bore everyone with such scientastical jibber jabber. 😆

  17. Doppel Milyo says:

    Because Milyo :I thought she went to law school. So she’s a doctor too? Wow.

    She learned quite a bit about medicine when she was directing ambulances to do wallet biopsies and take the uninsured to another hospital

  18. Pakimon says:

    Doppel Milyo :
    is that like when Charles second guesses doctors Tom Coburn and Rand Paul on issues of healthcare policy ?

    But …but ..but Charles is a doctor! A Doctor of Love! It says so right on his Twitter page so it must be true!

    /braindead imbecile

  19. Abu says:

    Calling Inky. Have you seen the new Bauer hockey stick commercial w/ Patrick Kane. Wow! Bring on hockey!

  20. swamprat says:

    your bit of lgf zen

    @bobcesca_go Saw something similar at LGF by instituting stricter moderation and user controls. Quantity drops, quality increases. 58 minutes ago

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      re: #66 Vicious Babushka I’m pretty sure I just heard Pam Geller’s head explode all the way

  21. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    On Topic: Rand Paul as the ’16 nominee would collapse the Republicans, Charles wrote. Really? The only thing collapsing is the floor under your fat ass. Prove me wrong and post a current picture of you instead of the 12 year old picture with the ghay Nike hat, you loud-mouthed divorced douche. Bet your ex has some wide angle photos of you.
    /was that too harsh? Lol.

  22. ISTE says:

    Happy Friday everyone!

    • trebob says:

      Happy Friday ISTE! Here’s hoping you have an exciting weekend ahead of you.

      • ISTE says:

        Thanks! I think we are all going to have an exciting weekend here.

        I just did inventory and I have over 60 cans of Miller High Life in the house, 40+ of them in the fridge.

        Bonus! 1.5 litres of cheap red wine. that always gets my creative juices flowing.

        You know what they say about Viagra? If you have a woody lasting longer than four hours get help, or get on the phone and order a few hookers.


        I can’t seem to be able to logout from here. It has been days…..

        Looks like it is going to be an interesting weekend!

  23. Because Milyo says:

    Not quite, dingbat…

    Scients iz hardz 🙄

  24. Juan Epstein says:

    Name one black Dem senator.

  25. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Justin Raimondo is teh evul libertarians!!!111!! Glenn Greenwald supports teh racist Nazi anarchist craaaazies!!!!!! Run awaaaay!

    And oh Charles, using that lolwut thing. He’s so hip, knowing all the cool phrases! His personality is so magnetic!

  26. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Furthermore, Charles, it’s funny that you post lots of stuff on Twitter about how you’re a huge advocate for teh ghey, yet your primary obsession, Glenn Greenwald, is gay. That makes you an intolerant homophobe racist gay-basher of the highest order. You’re truly the dirtiest of all of the dirty old men on earth.

    • Because Milyo says:

      Not only that, but his Greenwald stalking obsession is over the creepy line. It’s really peculiar that he stopped stalking Pam Geller about the same time that he started stalking Glenn. New love interest?

  27. Octopus says:


    • Because Milyo says:

      It just hit me. Bugs Bunny. They guy thinks there a sign dangling out in space there that says “leaving solar system, Alpha Centauri 4 light years”.

  28. Octopus says:

    It’s a beautiful, crisp, clear morning in Michigan. Perfect football weather. Whether you’re going to be playing today, or just watching, it pays to warm up thoroughly and stretch before you begin. Leading our stretches today, is a Ph.D candidate from Kalamazoo, named Destiny. Namaste.

  29. dwells38 says:

    Yeah that fat has-been also called Mitt Romney a racist a liar and a crook. That’s what he says about anyone who counters the commie candidates so his views are completely invalid. All he cares about is the US becoming commie and totalitarian hence his passion for state sponsored spying, his slavish dedication to the Preezydent with the most dismissive and disrespectful attitude toward the Constitution ever and his parroting of far left wing meme lies and stupidity without question.

  30. dwells38 says:

    Hey Chunkles! This only got 27 comments because no one thinks it’s funny.

    You’re a liberal and the NY Times rag you worship really did print a murderous dictator’s opinion piece. Because they and scumbags like you really can’t tell the difference between right and wrong. And Colbert is trying to mock what he actually supports. The whole thing is twisted and sick. Notice Colbert, the fake right wing nutjob character needed to get his rage from a cooler of canned rage because the real Stephen Colbert couldn’t really give a shit that Putin murders people for political reasons. Russian journalists have ended up on their front step in a pool of their own blood and brains with their families weeping….Ha ha!! Or poisoned with radioactive tea service….ba dump!!

    And to top it off your Preezydent who makes lofty speeches about freedom and justice and shit he cares nothing about is now following the murderous and dictatorial Putin merely because he got himself into a jam pretending to actually care about something other than his golf game and his media image.

    Enjoy standing for nothing and falling for everything.

  31. dwells38 says:

    Before Saturday’s usual debauchery, buffoonery and mockery let’s level set with a nice love song that doesn’t need drunken spandex wearing painted whore-mongering sex crazed freaks. And yes I’m talking about MILEY CYRUS! 

    Seriously, one of my favorites. Love the bridge. The lyrics will melt your heart. They used to let me noodle with harmon mute over this as we played out the gig back in another life. It seems to like my fingers on my Roland FX8 Workstation too.

  32. dwells38 says:

    Oh and one more from back when men crapped on women’s rights by actually saying nice stuff about them. Here’s for all the oppressive, sexist fuckers Tina Fey wishers were dead.

  33. Octopus says:

    Abu :
    Calling Inky. Have you seen the new Bauer hockey stick commercial w/ Patrick Kane. Wow! Bring on hockey!

    I’m looking forward to this season, Abu. The Eastern Conference is going to be very competitive, but I feel like we’re a better team than we were last year…and last year, we came this close to upsetting the Blackhawks. Let’s meet in the Finals. 🙂

    Great news the other day, as the Wings re-signed Danny Cleary. One of my faves, a heart-and-soul guy who plays hurt most of the time, due to his crashing style. Can’t wait to see how Weiss and Alfredsson fit in with the Wings.

    • Abu oyliM says:

      The Hawks drafted Cleary in the first round several years ago and he was slow, disinterested and bad. Glad he saw the light. He has become a fine players.

  34. rightymouse says:

    Time to wake up!!! Here’s a vid of our fine lads in Afghanistan who were bored out of their minds & shirts. 🙂

  35. rightymouse says:

    I’d like to see the stubbly, fake-boobed tramps Paki & Inkypuss promote try and compete with this guy!!! 🙂

  36. rightymouse says:

    Octopus :
    There’s something hinky about Huma, and her continuing acceptance of this nauseating weasel in her household. Who would put up with that, if there weren’t some unseen motive at work? Nobody, is who.

    He’s the father of her child. Besides, he’s a free baby-sitter. 🙂

  37. Pakimon says:

    I’d like to see the stubbly, fake-boobed tramps Paki & Inkypuss promote try and compete with this guy!!!

    Pakimog say this girl will give it a try! She may not be pretzely but she’s adequately stretchy. 😀

    • rightymouse says:

      What in the world was the purpose of this video? Does she really think that people are interested in watching her split herself in half while staring vapidly in the camera?? 🙄

      • Octopus says:

        It’s a sales brochure. Soon she will be 15, and of marryin’ age. Get your bids in early, boys!

      • Pakimon says:

        And if you act now, registration is free at LGF with no ad-blocker fee!

        Just type in “Thai Girls Want You” when you enroll!

  38. Because And...? says:

  39. Because And...? says:

  40. Pakimon says:

    Pop Quiz! Will Chunky’s next tweet be about:

    A) Glenn Greenwald

    B) Syria

    C) A ReTweet

    D) A photo cut n’ pasted from the interweb

    E) Pam Gellar

    F) Other

  41. Because Nailed it says:

  42. Because Milyo says:


  43. rightymouse says:

    The planet has a fevah and arctic ice will be gone by 2013….not. Gore. What a buffoon. 🙂

    • Because Milyo says:

      AlGore’s too dumb to make something like that up. Some guy named Maslowski made the claim. Watts has had a countdown widget on his site for a while now. 9 days to go until Santa and the elves and reindeer all drown.

  44. snowcrash says:

    Was just checking out the front page at Hot Air and noticed the Green Room had an entry on 9/13 from our good friend Lee Stranahan looking for crowd source funding for reporting on Syrias Christian refugees. Does he ever deliver the product he takes money for? Can you say FRAUDster?

  45. Pakimon says:

    Four hours since Chunky’s last tweet.

    All those Mountain Dew bottles filled with urine were bound to adversely affect The Jazzy Ponytail command center at some point…

  46. Because OMG Ponies says:

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  50. rightymouse says:

    Horror story that turns out well. Baby saved by a marvelous pooch.

    • Octopus says:

      Clues: Her name is “Khan,” and she looks like a psycho-beastie. You don’t hire this person in the first place. Good dog, though! 🙂

      We took L’il George to the cider mill today, and he really caused a ruckus. Everybody wanted to pet him, young, old and in-between. He wasn’t interested in the ducks…maybe too young for that. Plus, he was dealing with the fans, which can be overwhelming for a young star.

  51. Pakimon says:

    You tell ’em, Chunkles!

    Give me Greenwald or give me death! (or Cheetos if it comes right down to it.) 😆

    • trebob says:

      Not us Charles!! You make it the all Greenwald all the time channel. How dare that clown block you, right? We like it. Go ahead Charles, ride the decline!

    • Al-Cheezeera says:

      HA! Chunky’s personality disorder prohibits him from being able to be embarrassed. Hence the massive comedy that ensues when Chunky does anything.

  52. Because dudebro says:

    LGF metaphor.