Joey Piazza calls out Charles Johnson’s obsession with Glenn Greenwald

Even some Twitter followers of Charles are wondering about his obsession with Glenn Greenwald. Joey Piazza asks him on Twitter why he is obsessed with Greenwald. As usual when questioned by someone, Charles gets nasty and very rude.

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Charles really has bad people skills.


157 Comments on “Joey Piazza calls out Charles Johnson’s obsession with Glenn Greenwald”

  1. trebob says:

    My goodness, Charles is rude. ‘No, stupid! Only one in five front page posts on my website and most of my tweets are about Greenwald. People want to hear what I have to say, moron.’

    Way to go Charles. You’ve blown your chance at being Miss Congeniality.

    • PeteP says:

      He’s also not very good at taking criticism which explains why he turns nasty. And don’t expect Chucky to change his behavior either. He isn’t renowned for listening to other people’s advice. Instead he usually doubles down on his stupidity and insanity. Keep expecting more Greenweld posts from Fatso.

  2. Pakimon says:

    The only other person who seems to have any interest in Chunky’s “Greenwald” tweets is @bobcesca

    Then again, @bobcesca is just as obsessed with Greenwald as The Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail.

    A match made in heaven. 🙄 😆

  3. Pakimon says:

    Most guys obsess about sports. women and beer in no particular order.

    Chunkles and Bob obsess about Glenn Greenwald.

    Go figure … *shrug*

  4. Pakimon says:

    Unfortunately for The Chunkster, he went with mowntinduurinbottl when he moved it over the end of the table and spilled it down the back end of his “blazing fast” new server. 😆

  5. trebob says:

    This is for Pakimog. It’s not Saturday, but the truck’s kinda dirty. It has some guy getting spanked as well, in case Rightymouse pops by. Something for everyone.

  6. Octopus says:

    Somebody needs a good spanking. 🙂

  7. Arachne says:

    Pakimon :

    A truly majestically crazy stalker but one who is but a midget amongst giants here. :grin:

    Just ask Tom Nichols …

    Perhaps these twits would be interested in the trolls Fatass sends out to pollute people’s sites?

    • trebob says:

      Yeah, what happened to Stabby. Haven’t seen him around. 🙂

      • Pakimon says:

        He’s probably trying to (lamely) ingratiate himself on some other blog and whining about “those meanies” at DoD.


        “Gratifying” himself by gawking at Hentai Tentacle Pron.

        Right now, it’s even money as to which he is doing.

        It’s not like he’s bothered by anything pesky like having a job or something like that. 😆

  8. One more for the tweetdeck global filter!

  9. trebob says:

    more LOL as Charles is probably having withdrawals.

  10. Pakimon says:

    Uh oh! Chunky might miss tonight’s episode of the Rachel Madcow Show on MSNBC!

    If this continues, thehe Chunkles weather forecast predicts an 85% chance of peevishness in Culver City tonight! 😆

  11. rightymouse says:

    trebob :
    This is for Pakimog. It’s not Saturday, but the truck’s kinda dirty. It has some guy getting spanked as well, in case Rightymouse pops by. Something for everyone.

    Did someone say ‘carwash’???? 😆

  12. rightymouse says:

    YESSSSSSSSSS!! :mrgreen:

  13. rightymouse says:

    Joey Piazza is a bit of a fruitcake, but there was no reason for Charles to go all defensive and peevish with the guy.

  14. trebob says:

    Why, you’d be on the 11 o’clock news. The only question is what would the story be?

    • rightymouse says:

      His social cluelessness is truly painful to watch. He really seems to think that people are attracted to/interested in his inane & pointless tweets. Sad.

    • Arachne says:

      Uh….no one would notice.
      No one would care.
      Twitter would be FUN again.

    • Daedalus says:

      Wow, he’s a deep thinker!

    • Arachne says:

      Actually Cheetos breath, you’d just move on to another service and not pay them until they turned it off. And so on down the line until you run out of providers. After that you simply mooch off a neighbor’s unlocked connection. Or sit in Starbucks until they realize you’re carrying the same coffee cup for three weeks.

    • Pakimon says:

      What would happen if Chunky’s web connection went out and never came back on?

      He’d sit and pout while gorging on Cheetos and Mountain Dew to ease the pain until he exploded like Mr. Creosote and the paramedics would have to knock out a wall of his Culver City hovel to get him out of the building and load it on a flatbed hauled by semi to haul his bloated carcass to the morgue.

      That’s what would happen.

    • poteen2 says:

      You and 11 others would cease to exist Charlie. The science is settled.

  15. Arachne says:

    Pakimon :

    He’s probably trying to (lamely) ingratiate himself on some other blog and whining about “those meanies” at DoD.


    “Gratifying” himself by gawking at Hentai Tentacle Pron.

    Right now, it’s even money as to which he is doing.

    It’s not like he’s bothered by anything pesky like having a job or something like that. :lol:

    Eh, who cares – I’m weary of his fact-deficient, attention-whore shitbag posts because he hasn’t the brains or the linguistic skill to go to a site to discuss “serious” subjects and instead comes here to derail threads because he thinks it makes him look clever. My cat’s latest hairball has more depth.

    • trebob says:

      Don’t sugar coat it Arachne, tell us what you really think? 🙂

    • Pakimon says:

      He’s so like Chunkles in his thought processes, it’s uncanny.

      I thought nobody could be as inane and stupid as Chunkles Johnson but stubby certainly gave him a run for his money.

      The hilarious part is, you could tell stubby was bristling with rage at every insult directed at The Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail.

      It’s like he took it personally for some reason … 😆

      • Octopus says:

        It’s true. In some weird way, Stabby really identifies with Fatass, as well as, by his own admission, agreeing with him on 99% of his opinions. It’s like Chunky has a twin!

      • Abu says:

        Except his twin was bid adieu. Or stabbyed in the ass.

  16. windbag says:

    So, Joey should be here within a week or two, huh?

    • Arachne says:

      Nah – Joey’s a tweetybird, I think. See, they think Fatass is actually WRITING all this stuff instead of cutting and pasting. They believe somehow that LGF still has the prestige it had back in the day even though it’s changed when, aw hell no, Sparky.

  17. Daedalus says:

    Arachne :

    Actually Cheetos breath, you’d just move on to another service and not pay them until they turned it off. And so on down the line until you run out of providers. After that you simply mooch off a neighbor’s unlocked connection. Or sit in Starbucks until they realize you’re carrying the same coffee cup for three weeks.

    Or customers ate that starbucks complain about the stinky guy in the corner,

  18. Octopus says:

    For every old shoe there’s a mate, Chunky. You can have a love-life, if you really want one. You should call this gal. I think you have a LOT in common. 🙂

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog say … Why, Octo? WHHHHHHHYYYYYY???????

      Pakimog brain hurt so bad from looking at video!

      Pakimog hope rightymouse send turkey sammich soon to ease pain in Pakimog’s eyeballs. 😦

      • rightymouse says:

        Turkey sammie is ^^^^^^^^.
        As for the video Octo posted…..GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 😯

      • Octopus says:

        Y U no like big fluffy girl? She so sexy! 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        I did the math, and it’s amazing: 700 pounds of fat, at 3500 stored-kilocalories per pound, equals 2.45M stored units of energy. Think of what a dynamo she must be, in the sack! Sure, there’s a certain aroma that might not be to everyone’s taste, but you get used to smells pretty quickly. I suggest diving right in, and…well, you do what comes naturally. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        If Dop was here, he’d point out this gal’s striking-resemblance to Lidane. 😆

      • Abu says:

        That’s photo shopped, right. Right!? Please say it ain’t so!

      • gizbot7 says:

        I just can’t even.

    • Doppel milyo milyo says:

      is that Lidane?

      • Octopus says:

        Doppel milyo milyo :
        is that Lidane?

        Yes, it is Lidane.

        Btw, I looked at the video, and tried to figure out you would approach it, in order to make sweet, sweet love to it. I mean, you could just jump on anywhere and find a greasy fold, but would that satisfy her? You couldn’t make the traditional “beast with two backs,” because this beast would have many backs, various fronts, hillocks and pillocks too numerous to conquer without a crack squad…that’s it! You’d need a crack squad. Any volunteers?

  19. Octopus says:

    Maybe you could “learn a book,” or play a guitar? Go for a walk? Ponder your missteps in this vale of tears?

    I suspect your “shed-yule” would end up looking a lot like this guy’s, only without the humor:

    • Pakimon says:

      If only Jim Carrey’s “Grinch” was a about 100 lbs. heavier, and sported a greasy ponytail, that would be Chunky, exactly. 😆 😆

      • Octopus says:

        You know he’d be a natural at “Jazzercise,” too. The low-impact kind, where you don’t get off the couch.

    • Doppel milyo milyo says:

      about a dozen people feel the same way about your life Charles

  20. Octopus says:

    We used to have a recovering-Druid-turned-insane-Christian-fundie-racist posting here, Chunky. He would have enjoyed that pic of “Stonehenge through some filters.” I find it kind of meh, myself. Like a rusty hinge, or the ruins of your reputation.

  21. Pakimon says:

    Look everybody! Harry Reid is bleating that the GOP has been taken over by anarchists!

    Barrett Brown is an anarchist!

    I’ve been squealing about Barrett Brown for the last two days!

    I told you that I’m relevant, dammit!!!!1111

    /Ponytailed Emopotamus 😆

  22. Octopus says:

    That “Truther Meme” is getting a little stale, eh? 🙄

    The right-wing racists at Slate think NR was right in asking for the documents, and that ThinkProgress was dead wrong for mocking this standard journalistic request. Of course, Chunky knows nothing about journalism, aside from his daily Media Matters waddling-orders.

    • snowcrash says:

      Is he the dude with the composite stereotypical violent, drug dealing black friend in the hood? He seems to have a little problem with the truth.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, Fatass, because Democrats and leftwingers have NEVER lied about their service or their medals or their heroism. If he was White and on the Right, you’d be leading the charge for full disclosure.

  23. Minnow says:

    Hey Chunk, how many calories a day do you ingest? Come on Big Guy – bragging rights are all yours! And come on…. seven times a day is child’s play innit?

  24. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Finally someone points out to Chunky the absurdity of all of the ICYMI posts. Speaking the truth to Chunkles results in nasty personal insults no matter what the subject is. It’s so funny to see him get mad.

    • Doppel milyo milyo says:

      for me that was the money line in the above exchange
      it’s one thing for us to make fun of Charles. he makes it so easy and we are gung ho at exposing his bullshit

      but when a true believer mocks him for his FAILTWEETING ICYMI bullcrap, well that is the unkindest cut of them all.
      and the funniest too

      that comment hurt Charles.

  25. ISTE says:

    Doppel milyo milyo :
    don’t you have anything to say about LGF?
    why are you even here?

    A revelation!
    I never really understood what the whole “Butthurt” thing was about until I read that.

    Now I understand…..

    Hurt much?

  26. Doppel milyo milyo says:

    ISTE :
    I am testing my Gravitar, I added more shit. Did you notice?

    it’s the same old gobshite

    • ISTE says:

      Maybe I didn’t upload it correctly or you don’t recognize shit when you see it.

      Anyway, stay around. You really will like Saturday when they post videos of 14 year old Japanese girls spreading their legs.

      • Bunk X says:

        Yeah, I could do without the yoga pron. If I wanted to see it, I’d google it.

      • OLT's Evelyn Wood Gradute says:

        I skim it all for lolwuts, personally.

        Between that and the Baltimore Sun obits, I stay content-thick.

      • Doppel milyo milyo says:

        I feel the same way about the yoga camel toe as I feel about the bitter old fruits and their drive by shite

        • ISTE says:

          Yeah I agree with you. The bitter old fruits shouldn’t drive by and fling shite. I think they should drive up slowly, park in an authorized space and stay a while. Yep, they should. No more monthly “Hi and Bye!”


      • Bunk X says:

        Neither of you clicked the link, didja? [insert trollface here]

      • Pakimon says:

        It’s been a month already?

        And no clever sooper devious disguise?

        My, how time flies and ..wait … what’s that?

        It’s Speranza! Run for your life! 😆

      • Octopus says:

        This week we will be featuring graphs, instead of the usual 14-year-old Japanese girls spreading their legs. Certain people are drawn to graphs, and everyone must be gratified. If you are not gratified by graphic porn, I suggest you avert your gaze tomorrow morning. Also, why are you here? Might want to think about that, too.

      • gizbot7 says:

        Doppel milyo milyo :
        I feel the same way about the yoga camel toe as I feel about the bitter old fruits and their drive by shite

        Say lolwut now?

      • ISpeakJive says:

        He sings too? Shivers, head to toe. Good ones. 🙂

  27. Minnow says:

    Chris Christie on the boardwalk fire “I feel like I want to throw up”.

    Note to Mr Christie: You look like you OUGHT to throw up.

  28. Grinning Cat says:

    Uh oh, the ghost of PAAAAMMMM
    and all Charles can say is lolwut

  29. OLT's It's Like Twitter says:


    ISTE :

  30. OLT's Christ, Even Pauly Shore says:

    Man, If MY name was Joey Piazza I would have some awesome Jersey Shore friends or at least some wicked pissah Boston friends.

    No way I would hang out with an old lady from California.

  31. Bunk X says:

    The classic buzzphrase of Little Green Footballs

    370 wrenchwench Thu, Sep 12, 2013 10:16:32am
    re: #369 trudy
    Greetings, hatchling.

    Trudy, you’re about to be gang raped. Walk away.

    • Bunk X says:

      369 trudy Thu, Sep 12, 2013 10:13:06am
      Since when is posting an interesting fact the same as agreeing with it? Is this article reflective of sloppy thinking, or purposeful manipulation? It IS interesting that both left and right are alarmed at NSA spying.

      • Whatever man says:

        And lookie who gave her the eight down twinkles:

        Kragar (Proud to be Kafir),

        Chuck and 6 of his disiciples.

      • snowcrash says:

        trudy trudy trudy. Why bother? LGF is a circlejerk. NB Not the sexual meaning or the punk band.

      • littlegreenxanax says:

        Greetings, hatchling. We HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE YOU!!!!!!!!!

        I don’t know of any other website that does this stuff. Charles runs a cult.

      • Because Blobfish says:

        Mmmmm. Hatchling…

  32. Bunk X says:

    LMAO. B_SharpC Student got called out by one of his own. “You’re hangin’ with a nutbar.”

  33. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: stubby! All is forgiven! You can come home now! Remember to open a Twitter account and start following me like a good little doggie! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      The idiots have no grasp of any of the facts in the Trayvon-case, so it’s to be expected they haven’t seen how this incident has been “walked back” already. Check out this douche:

      5 cinesimon
      Thu, Sep 12, 2013 8:58:48pm

      He really is a walking republican policy.

      The quality! 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Right Asshole. Because defending yourself against a dirtbag thug wanna be beating your head in the pavement is a no-no if he’s black. But I forgot – if the facts are inconvenient for you, you ignore them and make up your own scenario.

      BTW, nothing about Chris Lane yet? Shitbag.

  34. Octopus says:

    NSFW, a customer is a tad irate that he has been shuffled around in the voicemail system, after the company missed an appointment with him. He wants to talk to Michelle, and she’s not there. 😡

    • Arachne says:

      Oh man. I have had my moments with customer service reps, even after some extremely frustrating phone calls, but oh my goodness, this guy is unhinged.

      I think this company can forget receiving the J.D. Power Award, but that poor hapless phone agent deserves an all-expenses paid vacation. With rum drinks.

      • Because Heheheh says:

        It’s easy to get irate when you go the website and they say call this 800 number, and you call the 800 number, and the on hold message says visit the website.

    • Octopus says:

      Luckily, my wife handles these kinds of interactions for us. She’s had a few doozies, but not to the point where she’s threatened to go get a machine gun. That’s borderline-psycho. 🙂

    • Because Heheheh says:

      Duct tape – is there anything it can’t do?

      • Octopus says:

        Well done, bikers. Reminds me of the time PETA dweebs tried to disrupt the hunters in northern Michigan, and nearly got themselves shot. Sometimes discretion is the better part of folly. Also, mind your own beeswax, kids. No, wait…that would be cruel, stealing the bee’s hard work. Mind your own earwax.

      • Because Heheheh says:

        Might I remind PETA that boogers are an animal product.

        True vegans don’t eat their boogers.

  35. trebob says:

    When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist’s meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret hand shake,” assured the organizer.

    Love that!! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      That was classic. So was the PETA-kid’s acknowledgement that things somehow “went horribly, horribly wrong.” 😆

      Who was the evil genius who thought up the plan, to throw balloons filled with fake-blood at bikers and then stick around to berate them about their use of leather products? Give that guy a medal, right? Either that, or demand that he commit hara-kiri like the Japanese generals had the courtesy of doing, after one of their disastrous battle-plans got turned into humiliating, face-losing bloodbaths. At least get that guy a copy of “The Art Of War.” 😆

    • livefreeor die says:

      No, not the farting on their heads!!!!

      • Because Heheheh says:

        We could use these guys in Syria. “I tinkle on your mustache”.

        Gould you imagine 800,000 vets on hawgs in the Golan headed north? 😈

      • Octopus says:

        Mount a .50 cal on each of those bikes, with a bulletproof windshield-cowling, and game over.

      • Because Milyo says:

        “Hear the lamentations of your bag hags”.

        They’d probably get their rocks off for the first times in their lives.

  36. osprey1 says:

    Does “Joey Pizza” work for Dominos in Culver City?

  37. Octopus says:

    I’m artistically-challenged, but Rocket Frog is a natural for Chunky. KIllgore and all.

  38. Because Waaaaaah!!! says:

  39. Because Blobfish says:

  40. Pakimon says:

    Had to share this from Poteen’s PETA vs. Bikers article because it reminds me of what usually happens whenever Chunky’s sycophants drops by to “protest” the mocking and ridicule we heap upon The Jazzy Ponytail.

    With a little creative editing by yours truly … 😆

    According to witnesses, Chunkles’ sycophants arrived at the Diary of Daedalus in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van (allegedly stolen from the late George Duke) and began to pelt the DoD blog members with balloons filled with green colored water, simulating Mountain Dew, and shouting “you’re wingnut racist nazi creationists” to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

    “They peed on me!!!” charged one Bog sycophant. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was someone called Dark_Falcon, started calling me ‘La Dork’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

    Still others claimed they were forced to eat Cheetos and avocado sandwiches under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several DoD blog members “farted on their heads.”

  41. littlegreenxanax says:

    Finally. I was wondering how long it would take Charles to add Andrew Napolitano to the global libertarian anarchist conspiracy. And he’s back on Alex Jones again? Ugh. Chunky, you are a liberal version of Alex Jones!

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      Charles would prefer you trust great americans like van Jones and David korn

      • Al-Cheezeera says:

        Very tired of hearing the shrieking about “Glenn Greenwald wants you to ally with Nazis! Glenn Greenwald thinks you’re all stupid! Glenn Greenwald says that you’re all poopy-heads!”

        How about this: Charles Johnson wants to believe the avalanche of horse manure that is his blog!

  42. OLT's Eats, Shoots, And Leaves says:

    Because Waaaaaah!!! :

    But he’s right! TPM is insane.

  43. Because Foster Junior High says:

    Debbie’s friends with Suzie, and ewwww……