Goddamnedfrank compares Obama to Teddy Roosevelt

While the whole world and most political commentators all acknowledge Putin ran circles around Obama, over at LGF they live in their bubble. They claim Obama is winning on Syria and claim this is a huge win for him. Even worse, goddamnedfrank compared Obama to Teddy Roosevelt.

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These Obama Loyalists are delusional.

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128 Comments on “Goddamnedfrank compares Obama to Teddy Roosevelt”

  1. Minnow says:

    “goddamned genius” is anything but.

  2. OLT's Maui ZOWEE That's Good Shit says:

    Frank:

    Can I buy some of that pot from you?

  3. Bunk X says:

    There are some similarities between Obama and Teddy Roosevelt. Both are/were egomaniacs, both are/were leading a trumped-up call for military action backed by the press (REMEMBER THE MAINE) and both called for government-run health insurance.

    Teddy Roosevelt was drummed out of the GOP for being deranged, so he created the Bull Moose Party. When will Obama be drummed out of the Democrat Party and join the CPUSA?

  4. Octopus says:

    I don’t think you can compare politicians from vastly-different epochs, like TR and Unicorn Messiah. Too much has changed, and their environments were too different. It’s like comparing sandlot football players from the pre-WWI years to today’s NFL behemoths.

  5. Octopus says:

    In other news, dogs are still man’s best friend, and George had an hour or so to bond with my youngest at MSU today. Some things don’t change all that much. http://tinyurl.com/ph437ez

  6. Octopus says:

    “Nurse! Give this patient 100 cc’s of Butthurt Antivenin, STAT. Inject it right into his HAMMER-HOIDS, but try not to burst them. Press lightly on the injector, but make sure it all gets in there. He’s on the verge of anal-phallactic shock. Might have been raped by a priest. Find out if he’s ever been an altar boy, or if he was banned by Little Green Footballs. Move!”

  7. St. Pancake says:

    The only genius is Putin. Obama is a puppet and Putin is pulling the strings. LGF idiots have obviously forgotten Obama’s secret comment that was relayed to his puppetmaster Vladamir.

    Obama is Putin’s bitch, just like goddamnedfrank is Chuckie Cheetos bitch.

    • Because Obama says:

      I’m afraid you’re right.

    • Arachne says:

      Personally as much as I despise Putin, it’d serve Prezdint Putz right if Putin, in answer to a well-placed reporter’s question, advise us that Oblahblah is lying through his teeth about “speaking last week” to Putin about this solution.

      Goddamnedfrank is such a gullible nitwit I’m sure he’s still sitting at home waiting for that $12,000,000 to get to his bank account from the Nigerian Prince.

  8. Pakimon says:

    Time to deploy the “Rodan Talking Mean to Islamic Jihadists” Defense Shield!

  9. Pakimon says:

    Shield weakening and causing the LGF toilets to back up! Divert all Bog power to the Shield! 😆

  10. dwells38 says:

    Poor Goddamnedfrank. Forced to sound delusional and retarded just to please the fat has-been blogger. Here’s a video that shows just how incoherent and anything but “genius” Obomba and the Administration have been.

    Note both Kerry and Susan Rice had already made statements days ago to the effect that handing weapons to the UN is not even possible now. Which makes sense. They’re in the middle of a frickin’ civil war. What? They’re going to send UN inspectors in during a shooting war?? Gee who would want to kill them more? Assad’s forces or al Qaeda? So yeah Putin and Assad completely bitch slapped Obomba. They made him look amateur, weak, short-sighted, naïve and frankly not all that bright.

  11. Doppel milyo says:

    “A serious foreign-policy intellectual said recently that Putin’s problem is that he’s a Russian leader in search of a Nixon, a U.S. president he can really negotiate with, a stone player who can talk grand strategy and the needs of his nation, someone with whom he can thrash it through and work it out. Instead he has Obama, a self-besotted charismatic who can’t tell the difference between showbiz and strategy, and who enjoys unburdening himself of moral insights to his peers”

    -GoddamnedPeggyNoonan

  12. dwells38 says:

    OMG! Another idiotic, insulting, partisan, hateful step-on-dick moment. Now I’m sure Obomba’s not wily or clever at all. But rather a complete idiot. Unable to speak to all Americans and state common beliefs and values that we all hold like any non-moron President, he instead parcels out laudable compassionate values only to the left and seems to clearly imply the right just like the military looking good whilst mindlessly bombing foreigners.

    http://weaselzippers.us/2013/09/10/obama-to-my-friends-on-the-right-you-should-support-bombing-syria-because-of-your-commitment-to-americas-military-might/

    And so to my friends on the right, I ask you to reconcile your commitment to America’s military might with the failure to act when a cause is so plainly just.

    To my friends on the left, I ask you to reconcile your belief in freedom and dignity for all people with those images of children writhing in pain and going still on a cold hospital floor, for sometimes resolutions and statements of condemnation are simply not enough.

    Ha!

    133 Charles Johnson
    Tue, Sep 10, 2013 7:04:53pm replyquote 14downupreport

    The main new thing we learned tonight is that Obama is highly skeptical the Russia-Syria deal is going to work.

    If he’s keeping the military on ready, that’s not a casual thing. It’s serious

    Yeah Chunk, he’s keeping them on high alert! To do an unbelievably small action that won’t be any pinprick but won’t be an act of war and won’t remove Assad from power and both Assad and the rebels agree won’t change anything.

    AWSOME!!! Because Obama!

    • LGFisputrid says:

      It’s genius. You are just too stupid and racist to comprehend it.

    • Because Obama says:

      Because he’s already declared that he doesn’t want to topple Assad.

      Shades of Bush the Dad.

    • Arachne says:

      Fatass is such an idiot on strategy and foreign policy he doesn’t even SEE that Putin pwned Obama – that it took the Russian to offer this jackass a way out. He wasn’t going to get the go-ahead from Congress. It’s no longer about the people who were gassed (still no proof it was Assad offered yet, I notice). This is ALLLL about saving the prestige of an complete and utter buffoon.

      But you keep thinking that, Fatass. Because Rachel Maddow told you so. Or are you now dry-humping Al-Jazeera America instead? Maybe they’ll give you a guest shot.

  13. Doppel Milyo says:

    Pakimon :Even more surreal.
    Now it’s like going to McDonalds and having the burger flipper proclaim that if you don’t talk exclusively about hamburgers and fries, you need to leave.

    what if I want McNuggets?

  14. trebob says:

    St. Pancake :The only genius is Putin. Obama is a puppet and Putin is pulling the strings.

    If you put a fox in the hen house, he’ll have chicken for dinner every night. Elections have consequences.

  15. Arachne says:

    Because Obama :

    Except that real KFC only has 4. And none of them are herbs. Two are minerals.

    I haz been had, then……

    • Octopus says:

      I have the recipe for McDonald’s french fries, but I fear the consequences of treading that perilous path.

      • Pakimon says:

        Let’s have it, Octo!

        Don’t worry, I’ll take care of the clown. I know a guy…

      • Octopus says:

        I’m more worried about turning into a fatass, than I am about the clown. If the clown comes after me, he’s going to get his head dunked in the fryer, and then I’ll feed his ears and nose to the dog. I’m a bad man. 🙂

    • Because Obama says:

      I remember reading about somebody snuck some of the ‘mix’ out of a KFC, and took it to a lab. Under a microscope, they found four different types of granules. Flour, salt, pepper, and MSG. The ‘secret’ is their cooking machine. That’s usually the case with these fast food ‘secrets’. It isn’t the stuff, it’s the process.

      I do know how to make a superior pizza at home, though. The secret is the pizza stone. Again, it’s the process more than the stuff. The pizza ovens in pizzerias are sophisticated. The electronics industry stole the pizza oven technology from the pizza industry to solder SMD components on boards. They have similar multi-zone ovens to bake the boards, and can produce huge volumes of boards with one of these $10,000 ovens. Your iGadget’s guts have been through what amounts to a pizza oven.

      • OLT's Been There And Got The Booties says:

        Except your local pizza joint does not have three dozen Chinese women at little workstations dressed in paper “bunny suits” poking and testing your pizza toppings after it comes out of the wave solder machine.

      • Because Lolwut says:

        The Chinese bunny women are the extra topping.

        /Ducks when Righty sees this

      • Arachne says:

        Actually, Todd Wilbur, who is famous for deconstructing secret recipes, is the one that did it. And I’ve had people tell me that it does taste like the real thing. One of the employees at KFC told him on the QT that one of the secrets was “black telecherry pepper” and it took me forever to find it.

        But yes, for the original recipe, if nothing else, it’s the combination fryer/pressure cooker that makes it so good. That and brining for at least two hours before cooking. I cook it at 300 degrees in a fryer for 17 minutes – works out well.

  16. trebob says:

    Octopus :Anyone want some graphs?

    You didn’t build that. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      trebob :

      Octopus :Anyone want some graphs?

      You didn’t build that.

      No, I didn’t. Lots of other people had to do the work, laying pipe and shitting bricks. I came around after the heavy lifting was done, toasted the efforts of the builders, and then set about getting ISTE blackballed for life. Not with graphs, but with rotten innuendo about his character and associations. Anonymous is helping me to ruin his life. I think the late-night hangups are taking a toll on his sanity, finally. Because…who could it be? 😈

      • trebob says:

        OT but looking at the last pic of your beast, he’s marked (as much as they get anyway) beautifully. It was hard for me to see last pics. What do you bet he’s gorgeous in about 10 months? And the paws! My lab is comfortable at 68-70 pounds, he looks to go bigger than that. Zat your take?

  17. Because fuck you, that's why says:

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      she’s a ghoul without a soul.

    • Because fuck you, that's why says:

    • OLT's Good Luck With The Cover-Up says:

      The Benghazi “debunking” has consisted solely of the Obama Administration being caught in yet another series of really piss-poor juvenile lies. Videos on Youtube? Really?

      • Arachne says:

        I need to ask the **nt if she still believes it was a video. Because we lock people up for videos in this country, riiiiiiight?

    • Octopus says:

      Straight from the Media Matters gutter-spew, comes Furious Burka’s vile mockery of the deaths of four Americans, and the torrent of lies surrounding the atrocity. I am officially withdrawing our generous offer of paying for her clitoral-reconstruction surgery, and general repairs to the suppurating site. Let her itch in her sweltering black sack! 😡

  18. rightymouse says:

    Because Lolwut :
    The Chinese bunny women are the extra topping.
    /Ducks when Righty sees this

    Lolwot???

  19. Juan Epstein says:

    Best thing that ever happened to him was 9/11.

    Made his “name” off of it.

    Live with that.

  20. Arachne says:

    Curiosity, because I won’t give bozo the hit – has he done ANYTHING about 9/11 except to say that Benghazi is nothing?

  21. Because Lolwut says:

    The guy who sacrifices his queen just HAS to be a genius three moves from mate. Right? RIGHT???

    Putin never went to Harvard. There’s no way he can win this.

  22. Because Onose says:

    • Because Onose says:

      • Arachne says:

        Um, when Fatass sees ads on his site from Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin re their books, he rationalizes that he’s “making money off the ebil rightz wingas.”

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He just simply linked to the ad, and, wow, so did you!

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      cough cough * asian escorts* cough cough

    • trebob says:

      Am I the only one who sees an obvious logic here?

      Let me state my case:

      1. Oathkeepers are (an anarchist) group that distrusts government and thinks big brother has been hounding them personally since time began.

      2. E. Snowden sticks it to the man.

      3. Oathkeepers respond with support for someone who pokes the Oathkeeper’s favourite bad boy in the eye.

      4. As the main news conduit for E. Snowden Greenwald tweets the ad because he is involved (obviously) in the story and the Oathkeepers ad can/is part of the story.

      So, to me it would have been more surprising if Greenwald had ignored the ad. Charles playing his stupid, little game of associative guilt.

      So how about it Charles? If Greenwald is now a lefty-libertarian-militant-archarist, then aren’t you obviously racist for still associating with Kilgore Trout after he left all those racist comment over at Hot Air?

  23. dwells38 says:

    Because Onose :

    Liberal supporters of Glenn Greenwald: how do you feel about him promoting a far right militia group? twitter.com/ggreenwald/sta…— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) September 11, 2013

    Liberal supporters of Chunky: how do you feel about him slandering a non-partisan group of people in public service and often harm’s way who feel strongly about supporting the constitution rather than being obeisant to a personality cult.

    About Oath Keepers
    Oath Keepers is a non-partisan association of current and formerly serving military, police, and first responders who pledge to fulfill the oath all military and police take to “defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic.” That oath, mandated by Article VI of the Constitution itself, is to the Constitution, not to the politicians, and Oath Keepers declare that they will not obey unconstitutional orders, such as orders to disarm the American people, to conduct warrantless searches, or to detain Americans as “enemy combatants” in violation of their ancient right to jury trial. See the Oath Keepers Declaration of Orders We Will Not Obey for details.

    Look at these crazy insane right-wing gun toting craven psychopaths!

  24. dwells38 says:

    Ruh roh! http://www.politico.com/story/2013/09/wall-street-journal-elizabeth-obagy-fired-96637.html They fired her for having misrepresented herself as having a Phd.
    This was the woman who is a supposed expert on Syria and gave assurances the rebels aren’t terrorists. However, it became apparent that her expertise is due to her closeness and sympathies with the opposition rebels. And I’m sure they’re a lot nicer to a useful idiot Western journalist like her than they are to say, a village full of Christians.

  25. Doppel Milyo says:

    INCOMING PAMTRUM !

    Gellar to appear on Sean Hannity show today discussing 9/11

    • Octopus says:

      I have to watch that. Haven’t seen Pam in fulminatin’ mode in awhile. 😉

      • Doppel milyo milyo says:

        think it was the radio show but unlike Charles , Pam is better made for TV than for radio

        actually Charles has a face for radio and a voice for deep space

    • Arachne says:

      Meanwhile, Fatass is waiting for the call from Al Jazeera America to become their resident corpulent pundit. They should respond soon. He’s sent them his resume, his pre-2008 stats (before 15,000 left or were banned) and his often quoted and always mocked “why I parted ways with the right” blogpost at least 100 times. They can’t ignore him forever.

  26. Arachne says:

    OLT’s Al Cheetora Kalifornistan :

    He’s their 72 virgins.

    Well, it beats Helen Thomas……but not by much.

    • OLT's Oh, Wait ... says:

      She’s dating Satan. That’s not a boyfriend I would cross.

      ps – I forget. Is the rule where we can NEVER speak ill of dead Lefties still in effect? It used to be on the day they died that we were forbidden to speak, but it seems to me I saw an Executive Order on the topic.

      • Arachne says:

        Well, goodness knows the Andrew Breitbart exception went into effect five minutes after the poor man died.

      • OLT's And I Mean That says:

        The rule only ever applied to Leftists like Ted Kennedy, etc. Breitbart is fair game, as is his wife and their minor children. These are the rules of The New Civility founded by the Democrat Party under management of the CPUSA and the Cloward-Piven Children of the Corn generation.

      • Doppel milyo milyo says:

        Charles literally sucked ted Kennedy’s dick after he died, and he pissed all over Andrew Breitbart before the man was even cold.

        I’m waiting for the news that Icarus goes tits up and I’m logging into LGF and gonna have a party

      • Octopus says:

        Speaking of dating Satan, those hijackers sure got a surprise after the flaming moments of their Earthly-endings turned into Flaming Eternity. That would suck, eh?

        http://www.theonion.com/articles/hijackers-surprised-to-find-selves-in-hell,1445/?ref=auto

  27. Arachne says:

    OLT’s And I Mean That :

    The rule only ever applied to Leftists like Ted Kennedy, etc. Breitbart is fair game, as is his wife and their minor children. These are the rules of The New Civility founded by the Democrat Party under management of the CPUSA and the Cloward-Piven Children of the Corn generation.

    I found it so disgusting that the political group that screams “IT’S FOR THE CHILDREN” the loudest shit all over themselves trying to smear a man with small kids who could have used time to heal. I imagine Susie did a good job keeping them away from the punks in the liberal media, but it wouldn’t surprise me to find out shitbags called their house to gloat.

    • Doppel milyo milyo says:

      and chuck was the loudest voice

      • Arachne says:

        Must have really roiled him that Andy went from 16,000 to 85,000 followers on Twitter AFTER he died. And Chuck can’t crack 10,000. I’m sure he will, though. There are sites that will sell you thousands of followers.

  28. Because Onose says:

    OLT’s And I Mean That :
    The rule only ever applied to Leftists like Ted Kennedy, etc. Breitbart is fair game, as is his wife and their minor children. These are the rules of The New Civility founded by the Democrat Party under management of the CPUSA and the Cloward-Piven Children of the Corn generation.

    Paragraph 16, subpart (b): Islamic exemption.

    It’s ok, and statutorily non-racist and non sexist, to threaten a black president’s daughter with rape, if you are a bona-fide islamo-terrorist official with the statutorily cool Islamic Republic of Iran.

  29. Arachne says:

    Doppel milyo milyo :

    think it was the radio show but unlike Charles , Pam is better made for TV than for radio

    actually Charles has a face for radio and a voice for deep space

    I remember Fatass posting once that “[he] hated seeing himself on TV.” Hmmm…..you were live, asshole. The only way you watched yourself was to either videotape it or scour the internet for a clip. Which of course you immediately posted.

    And considering the way you looked on that last TV outing – yeah, I can see why. I’m surprised they didn’t need two extra chairs – one for your chins and the other for your inflated sense of importance.

    Of course, anyone tuning into that show accidentally must have wondered why Jonathan Winters as Maudie Frickett was on TV.

  30. Octopus says:

    A Democratic strategist calls the Syrian Pin-Prick, “one of the most humiliating episodes in presidential history.” Oofah! I would laugh, but I am too sickened by what this incompetent a-hole and his sycophants have done to this country.

    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2013/09/11/this-has-been-one-of-the-most-humiliating-episodes-in-presidential-history-n1697567

    Fatass, put down that chicken for a moment, and take a good hard look at your Unicorn Messiah. How’s he really doing? Awesome, you say? Alright then. Get back to that slutty chicken.

  31. livefreeor die says:

    I see Obama’s wife showed her usual level of class at today’s 9/11 ceremony at the Pentagon. Barry and Biden are in dark suits and Jill Biden is in a black dress. What does Mooch show up in for a military memorial? Purple, of course. Because that’s what Jackie Kennedy would have worn to a funeral, right?

    What’s the children’s poem…
    I’ve never seen a purple cow…

    http://voices.suntimes.com/early-and-often/politics/watch-live-video-of-president-obama-at-september-11-ceremony-at-pentagon/

  32. Octopus says:

    http://www.esquire.com/features/what-ive-learned/ESQ0102-JAN_WTC_rev

    Still one of the best stories about 9/11 I’ve seen. What a nightmare.

  33. Bunk X says:

    12 updings. Words fail me.

    323 wrenchwench Wed, Sep 11, 2013 9:27:56am
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    re: #319 bratwurst

    For some reason, people still don’t seem to understand how to mark this day:
    [Embedded content]

    That’s pretty lame, but it is a shifting thing. I just decided not to post this, but it’s still on my clipboard:

    For the past 11 years, I participated in a full-page ad in the local paper commemorating 9-11-01. This year I declined, saying, ‘11 years are enough.’ I don’t want the day to be permanently dominated by eagle and flag graphics. Besides, a full page in that paper is half the size it was last year. Maybe it’s a two-page spread this year.

    There needs to be a balance between ‘never forget’ and fetishizing the day.

    And that’s a comment I should post tomorrow, not today.

  34. OLT's Seventh Century, Bitch says:

    Because Onose :

    OLT’s And I Mean That :
    The rule only ever applied to Leftists like Ted Kennedy, etc. Breitbart is fair game, as is his wife and their minor children. These are the rules of The New Civility founded by the Democrat Party under management of the CPUSA and the Cloward-Piven Children of the Corn generation.

    Paragraph 16, subpart (b): Islamic exemption.
    It’s ok, and statutorily non-racist and non sexist, to threaten a black president’s daughter with rape, if you are a bona-fide islamo-terrorist official with the statutorily cool Islamic Republic of Iran.

    I had not seen that, so I did a quick search. That’s disgusting. Well, he’s Muslim, so it’s his culture. Or something.

    However, if Obama would get the IRS to lay off harassing the Tea Party for an hour or two and have them create a form that created a $100 missile tax specifically to blow the living shit out of that guy, I’d fill it out, write the check, and FedEx it.

    • OLT's Westboro "Baptist Church" My Ass says:

      BTW, I would also pay for a drone missile that sprays horseshit on its target. Nevermind why, but I approve its use on certain American citizens.

  35. Bunk X says:

    Courtesy of Alouette. Viscous Bouche likes this asswipe’s opinions so much she posts them.

    • Octopus says:

      She really is a disgusting beastie, isn’t she? To think, she used to be a respected member of LGF, before the Moronic Conversion. Hiding in plain sight.

    • Because Obama says:

      I’m not a truther, but I’m a truther. Did I get that right?