Charles goes on a twitter rant about Greenwald’s support of Barret Brown

Barret Brown exposed Charles as a backstabbing two face snake. When his name is mentioned, Charles on a hostile diatribe. Glenn Greenwald is raising money for Barret Brown’s defense. This sends Charles on a hate filled Twitter rant.

 

 

Charles is mad that Barret Brown exposed him to the world as what he really is.

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235 Comments on “Charles goes on a twitter rant about Greenwald’s support of Barret Brown”

  1. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Professional opinions?

  2. Doppel milyo milyo says:

    in my mind Charles and barret brown are equally scumbaggish. fuck them both

    Charles you have NO moral high ground over anybody so piss off dickhead

  3. Grinning Cat says:

    Wait, Barrett Brown worked with Pam? I have a hard time believing that.

  4. OLT's What VW? says:

  5. poteen2 says:

    A loud, skinny junky in a federal lockup,,,,,,,,,,scares you Charlie?

    What a pussy.

    Also,
    “The rest of the story”

  6. livefreeor die says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Chuck’s Twitter rants about BB is bringing in donations for Mr. Barrett.

  7. Medchemmer says:

    Chunk is just mad that the FBI didn’t raid him and break the hermetic seal on his Culver city mansion.

  8. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Now he’s ranting about Pam Gellar, Barrett Brown, Glenn Greenwald, and Rand Paul, and of course they’re all working together, and against him. They’re coming for you, Chunk!

    But we all know what this means, right? All of these people are ALL de facto libertarians. That’s right, all of them. Libertarians poison everything!!!!!!!

    Barrett Brown is in prison, yet Chunky is the one with the least credibility.

    And Chunk, don’t mock people who have a drug problem. I thought leftists were compassionate and didn’t do that. As Richard Simmons said, don’t make fun of people who have issues. Technically, you have a drug problem yourself, Chunky. You snort lines of Cheetos dust all freaking day long.

  9. Grinning Cat says:

    [reference to an old LGF comments battle]
    Uh oh, Loodie ran off to Israel and got hold of a crane 🙂

  10. poteen2 says:

    59 austin_blue Mon, Sep 9, 2013 9:40:38pm

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    re: #57 Dark_Falcon

    You have to admire the timing of Assad’s offer to give up his chemical weapons, an offer I’d wager Russia had a hand in. It reminds me of a chess move, designed to force Obama to react to it rather than allowing him to dominate and try to determine the outcome

    .

    Oh, that’s well put! When you get caught fucking the dog, the first thing you want to do is remove all dogs.

    A reasonably cogent comment followed by clever analysis from an expert in dog fucking.

    Run Fido run.

    • Pakimon says:

      You’d think the first thing you do when “caught fucking the dog” is to blame Pam Geller, Glenn Greenwald, Barret Brown, Creationists, Racists, Nazis and Leftist Libertarians.

      Hasn’t “austin_blue” learned anything from The Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail? 😆

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      actually the first thing they do is keep fucking the dog

  11. ISpeakJive says:

    How is Barrett in prison gonna keep him from doxing Chunky? He didn’t do it himself, dummy, he had somebody else do it. They have phones in prisons.

  12. WTFHappenedtoLGF says:

    I don’t really know much about the Barrett Brown stuff. I *do* know that the most effective takedown of this person seems to be originating from . . . are you ready for this?

    From R.S. McCain, who Charles hates like poison and who has been the subject of nasty, slanderous attacks from Charles for years now. Naturally, no links to McCain from Chuckles. It’s delicious in its way.

  13. stabby says:

    There are no comments on the article pointing out the Egyptian preacher who encourages men to rape women protesters

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/301257_Egypt-_Women_Protesters_Are_Cr

    Of course no one says anything. Anyone who would dare say anything has already been banned, and if you said anything now – “I bid you adieu”

    • Pakimon says:

      On the other hand I expect sullen silence from 30 million right wing white guys now that it’s proved that George Zimmerman is a thug.

      Who could have guessed? – Junior Miss Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail

      Maybe it’d be better if you tried being sullenly silent instead of going Chunkster and making an ass of yourself … again. 😆

      http://tinyurl.com/pqcprx5

      The “money quote” from the above article:

      Deputy Police Chief Colin Morgan said officers did not recover a gun, and Bracknell said Shellie Zimmerman later dropped her claim that a gun was involved.

      “Domestic violence can’t be invoked because she has changed her story and says she didn’t see a firearm,” Bracknell said.

      The dispute “was between him and his wife and her father,” Morgan said. “There were some allegations that there had been an assault, but we could not confirm any of it.”

      I can’t even … 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Is it just me, or does Zimmerman’s wife bear a distinct resemblance to Miss Piggy? I mean, he’s no George Clooney himself, but… 😉

      • stabby says:

        And did the “punched Dad in the nose” claim also go away?

        And what are the details? Just because the police didn’t see evidence of a gun doesn’t mean their was one. And she originally said his hand was on his gun… that could have mean that it was on a pocket that she was afraid had a gun in it.

      • Octopus says:

        stabby :
        And did the “punched Dad in the nose” claim also go away?
        And what are the details? Just because the police didn’t see evidence of a gun doesn’t mean their was one. And she originally said his hand was on his gun… that could have mean that it was on a pocket that she was afraid had a gun in it.

        You just broke the Word Descrambler, Stabs. 😦

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Stabs, why are you always missing half the information? His father in law didn’t have any marks on his face and didn’t press charges.
        Evidence of a gun? The guy was at his own house. Where’s he supposed to keep his gun? She came to his house to get belongings, not the other way around.

  14. trebob says:

    Good grief! Pamela, Greenwald, Barrett all in one set of tweets all with the same goal, destroy Charles Johnson. Wow, this guy is delusional.

    Other than avocado sammies and pictures of immature dogs, does Charles ever post positive stuff? It seems to be all rant all the time over there. This guy’s against me, that guy’s against me, she’s collaborating with those other guys, they are trying to remove my will to live. Is there anything more narcissistic that LGF and by extension Charles Johnson (I am LGF. It’s only me.)?

    • Pakimon says:

      He also tweets artsy photographs taken by other people and pretentious, inane “short films” from Vimeo as well so he’s got that going for him … :lol:.

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m disappointed that Chunky didn’t mention “stalkerz” in his tweet rants.

      Maybe we need to “step it up” a bit. 😀

      • trebob says:

        You missed one:

        🙂

  15. trebob says:

    Ruh-Ro. S.I. is going to have a series of articles on Oklahoma State University on some pretty serious allegations regarding the football team and recruiting. If true, this will have a major effect on their athletics program.

    Detals at 0800 this morning.

  16. Pakimon says:

    If only someone would set out to save Twitter from the Ponytailed Emopotamus. 😆

  17. Pakimon says:

    It’s a good thing that most of the handful of Bog sycophants as well as Chunky himself are unemployed. 😆

    As for the few that are employed, it’s kind of hard accessing the internet while flipping burgers and running the deep fryer so no worries.

    • trebob says:

      Charles knows nothing about two things (yeah, I know, at least two):

      Work and the real world.

      Stick with what you know Charles; Cheetos, Mountain Dew and being a whiney bitch. 🙂

  18. Doppel Milyo says:

    I think Charles has a paranoid delusional disorder.

    he needs a 5150

  19. ChenZhen says:

    I seem to recall that the content of those “private emails” contained information about me. As in, CJ made a point to relay my real name to Brown, over some innocuous blog comment on Brown’s old site.

    Not sure what he was hoping to accomplish with that, but Johnson can take his dox whining and shove it up his pee hole.

  20. Because Obama says:

  21. Octopus says:

    Submitted for your approval…a naked girl swinging on a wrecking ball, licking a sledgehammer, and singing. You’re traveling through another dimension — a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Miley Zone!

    • osprey1 says:

      Smiley Virus is a pox on the land.

      I can appreciate trashy sluts much as the next heteronormative sexist oppressive white male, but she’s not even a good looking trashy slut…that godawful hairdo, ghetto nails and excessive tacky bling do nothing for me.

      • trebob says:

        and for goodness sake, give the girl a sandwich or something. Her thighs are the same size as her shins.

      • Octopus says:

        H8RS! 😆

        You guys sound like Cranky Grandpa. You should be amused by these yoots with their wacky doin’s. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        I do agree that this sickly-stickly body is nothing to write home about. She used to think she was fat, when she was normal. Mean people on the internet called her fat. Now she’s getting her revenge, and mean people like us are calling her too skinny. She can’t win, and it’s making her crazy! 😯

      • Pakimon says:

        Made Her Crazy? It made her nuts! And now, my favorite crazy old coot of all time! 😀

  22. Octopus says:

    And, it played out exactly as we predicted. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if they gave Unicorn Messiah another Nobel, for “Saving the world from Syrian chem-war, without firing a shot.” Seriously, the notion will be proposed. 😆

    • Because Obama says:

      It’ll be jointly awarded to Obama, Putin, and J F’n K. And Hillary. And Huma. Why not?

      • Octopus says:

        Absolutely no reason why not. Make it so!

        When Hillary is president, it would make perfect sense for her to reward her “body gal” by making Weiner a Special Envoy to Syria. Promote relations between American Jewry and Arab Splodeys, while getting the loathsome pervert out of Huma’s house for a few years. Kill two birds with one stone.

      • Because Obama says:

        That’ll be a dilemma for AQ. Do they blow him up, or just blow him?

      • Octopus says:

        Ace has a nice review of the burgeoning “Obama For Nobel 2013” bowel-movement: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/343285.php

  23. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Review of the new Crossfire show. The reviewer doesn’t like Stephanie Cutter. Really detests her.

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/09/09/crossfire-review-1/

    To watch this latest incarnation of Crossfire is to confront, head-on, the defining unspoken reality of human existence: bad people like Stephanie Cutter can climb, in defiance of taste and public demand, to a position of success.

    A loathsome creature like Stephanie Cutter, the roots jutting out from her blonde dye job as black as the recesses of her soul, can push her way onto national television to sit next to a former Speaker of the House and two sitting U.S. senators. A charmless, dead-eyed, tacky sociopath with no sense of ethics, an empty shell spewing her flat-throated bile without the slightest trace of self-awareness, can beat all of us to the front of the Darwinian line.

    A figure of hatred and dishonesty, a person devoid of any pleasantness or redeeming human value, a treadmill-stomping, Starbucks-chugging monument to modern self-absorption, someone incapable of appreciating good art, fine food, or the love or kidness of her fellow man, can shove and kick and lie her way ahead of the rest of us in this misbegotten society. This unmitigated monster can appear before us, talentless, grating, fraudulently tanned, thrusting in our faces the career trophies she earned simply because we didn’t care enough to stop her from getting them.

    And it goes downhill from there.

    • Octopus says:

      Well-written review. 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      As I said over at the mother ship, while I would LOVE to watch Newt in the debate format in which he does well, and I am a huge fan of the lovely Ms Cupp, I will in no way watch a show that features the despicable Van Jones or smear merchant Stephanie Cu*tler.

  24. Because Obama says:

    • Octopus says:

      There’s really nothing like reading the comments in a Media Matters story, to erode your faith in mankind. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        I think she’s just out to sell books, and keep her coffers full. Create a little faux-outrage, and then laugh all the way to the bank.

        Ann Coulter net worth:
        Columnist, pundit, and self-described polemicist Ann Coulter has a net worth of $8.5 million. In addition to her net worth, her name rings with infamy across America thanks to her penchant for controversial statements. After graduating law school while working as a clerk, Coulter’s star as a writer began its climb with the publication of her first book: High Crimes and Misdemeanors: The Case Against Bill Clinton. Published in 1998, the book argued for the impeachment of then-president Bill Clinton. In addition to her career as an author, Coulter has a weekly syndicated column that’s known for regularly drumming up controversy.

      • Octopus says:

        Hannity’s worth $35M, btw. Thar’s gold in them thar libturd-yowls! 🙂

    • Daedalus says:

      Ann Coulter is a bigot or a false flag operative.

  25. Because Obama says:

    So now that Putin saved Obama’s tush, is Chuck cool with Vlad?

    • Octopus says:

      I’m sure that little misunderstanding about outlawing gays has been smoothed over, in light of Putin’s dedication to peaceful solutions in the Middle East. Much like Alec Baldwin’s regular outbursts of hatred toward gays are instantly forgiven, in light of his unwavering commitment to libturded positions on everything else.

      • Because Obama says:

        Yeah. And never mind the ‘monkey’ thing.

      • Octopus says:

        Isn’t it something, how whenever libturds hear the word “monkey,” or see an image of one, they immediately think of people from the continent of Africa? Kenya, in the case of our Unicorn Messiah. Is that racist, or not racist, because Obama is the Post-Racial Preezy? 😕

    • dwells38 says:

      Putin looks the awsome, in charge world leader. Obama’s proved he’s as usesless on the world scene as he is on the domestic, because the only skill he’s really honed is to be an effective partisan asshole. What’s he going to do, call Putin and Assad racist white conservatives?

  26. Octopus says:

    It occurs to me that Chunky’s continuous repetitions of the same desperate pleas for attention are quite similar in pattern to the mating-calls of the cicada. Except I think the cicadas are getting laid, as they are more numerous this year. And LOUD.

  27. Octopus says:

    Tomorrow’s the anniversary of the Benghazi Atrocity, along with something else. It’s amazing that this thing is buried so deep in the pile of Really Bad Things this godforsaken administration has “accomplished,” Juan Williams feels perfectly comfortable mocking the deaths of our people, and claiming it’s “gone, baby, gone.”

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/during-shouting-match-juan-williams-mocks-rove-fox-panel-over-benghazi-its-gone-baby-its-in-your-head/

    • dwells38 says:

      And Chunky did a post about that too. It’s a fake scandal doncha know. Naturally his post completely ignores the fact that they knew it was terror right away. And they were lying about it being a video for weeks. And were lying when they said they weren’t sure if terrorists were involved. And Susan Rice brazenly lied on national TV about it numerous times because they ALL knew it was a terrorist attack just as the Libyan president immediately said.

      http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/42495_WATCH-_The_Opening_Of_Fox_News_Benghazi_Week_Spoiled_By_Facts

      Note Chunk skips over the video altogether. Also note Chunk is a Cindy Sheehan Bush Lied And People Died parrot now.

      Ironically, Rove was not talking about the Bush administration’s falsehoods that led to the Iraq War. He was referencing the fact that former UN Ambassador Susan Rice delivered talking points she hadn’t prepared that represented the best intelligence available at the time.

      • Arachne says:

        Well, you know, Asswipe was deluded and fooled by the evil Cheney/Rove cabal. Of course, I have yet to see a single proof that President Bush knew the weapons of WMD were no longer in Iraq at the time of the invasion. Also, I would point out that there were 10, not 1, reasons for our involvement in Iraq.

      • Octopus says:

        Not to mention, leading Democrats were beating the drums for a takedown of Hussein’s WMD program for years, before Bush Lied-People Died. That little fact just doesn’t seem to stick in their tiny minds.

      • Octopus says:

        Somebody should tweet this to Fatass, and see if he’ll bite:

  28. dwells38 says:

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100234866/flailing-obama-slumps-to-lowest-ratings-of-his-presidency-as-us-voters-see-him-as-a-weak-and-indecisive-leader/

    What the heck do people expect??? He’s the PREEZYdent. He listens to hip hop and hangs out with JayZ. He doesn’t have to be a strong leader because anyone who doesn’t do what he wants is a racist. So leadership’s irrelevant.

    At least he still has Chunky’s full confidence.

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    To be fair, the military strike plan was never intended to do anything to stop the wider war Assad is waging with conventional weapons. If the diplomatic approach can actually get control of the chemical weapons in a reasonable timeframe, it seems like a better solution to that narrowly defined problem

    • Arachne says:

      Seriously – now Cheetos boy thinks he’s a military strategist? So, our military being used as al-Qaeda’s air force doesn’t bother Jihad Johnny, then I guess?

      • trebob says:

        Yeah, but he thinks it’s ok to kill women and children, doesn’t he? After all, he isn’t even a little concerned with that. He is only concerned how and those women and children were killed to make sure it was done in a way that Charles thinks is proper.

        Gas = Murder
        All other weapons = Only a very late term abortion

        The word you’re probably looking for is scumbag.

  29. Octopus says:

    The Rich Get Richer In Racist Amerika: http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/rappers/50-cent-net-worth/

    Money Quote:
    50 Cent Net Worth – The Vitamin Water Deal:

    50 Cent’s most brilliant financial investment came when he negotiated a minority stake in Vitamin Water in return for being their celebrity spokesman and lending his name for the “Formula 50″ drink. The Coca Cola Company acquired Vitamin Water from Glaceau for $4.1 billion and made 50 Cent 10 times more money than he had ever made rapping. 50′s equity stake in Vitamin Water was initially reported to be 10% which would have meant $410 million in his pockets. This number was widely dismissed by investment bankers familiar with the deal who intimated that 50 stake was closer to 2.5% which means he made $100-$150 million off the sale. Not bad! If you combine this windfall with record sales, concert sales, clothing, merchandise, and acting it is safe to assume 50 Cent’s net worth is enough to give his mentors Dr Dre and Eminem a run for their money!

  30. Octopus says:

    The changing of the guard dog is bittersweet, as always, but there’s nothing like a new, un-houstrained puppy to liven things up. 🙂

    Meet George, our 10-week-old Chessie-Lab adopted son: http://tinyurl.com/o94xapg

  31. Octopus says:

    Fatass is tweeting out AlterNet jibba-jabba about how Christian fundamentalists are just as bad, or worse than, the ‘splodey-dope Islamists he used to post about 20 times a day, for about 8 years. The worm turned a long time ago, but it’s now eating its own tail, which is just gross. I know, he was misled. Good thing he has the AlterNet ring in his nose now. 😆

  32. Juan Epstein says:

    “LOOK AT ME!!” Twitter Bomb.

    • Octopus says:

      Note to self: stop bragging about what a good Dad you’ve been. 😳

      This study was designed by gay scientists, obviously. Just wanted the opportunity to fondle a lot of balls. 😆

    • trebob says:

      How come I didn’t get called? I don’t have kids so I could have at least been part of the control group.

      Now that I’m over the half century mark, well, a little action is a little action, you know what I mean?

  33. Octopus says:

    It’s so funny, how EVERYTHING that happens has to be jammed into an unwieldy tweet containing his latest crackpot obsession. 😆

    “I suppose you NSA-whiners are going to be cheesed-off about the new encryption-codes being developed by the military.”

    “Betcha Greenwald changed his password, after Paypal sent him an email asking him to do so. Not a hypocrite, is he?”

    “The Chinese are crawling all over my blog, trying to find a way into my Correlator Machine. Too bad I blocked access, after Barrett Brown sent my sensitive information to his Anonymous thugs, and they laughed at how fat I was.”

  34. trebob says:

    I just looked through the BB chat log at Pastebin. The funny for me was when BB said in regards to commenting at DoD:

    [15:18:31] diaryofdaedalus.com
    [15:18:34] they respect me now

    LOL! That guy was on drugs, wasn’t he?

    • Octopus says:

      Yes, he was definitely on heavy doses of opiates. We were only humoring him in an “Enemy of my enemy”-kind of way, and several people weren’t even being that nice. I don’t think BB ever had a clue about who his “friends” were, including that whole Anonymous pack of hyenas. I hope he’s making some good friends now.

      • trebob says:

        Octopus :
        I hope he’s making some good friends now.

        Yeah, but he never sees their faces. 😆

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Oh! I feel sorry for him. That FBI video was pretty self-destructive, but so is heroin. The ironic thing is the dude was onto some big stuff with HBGary and all that. And the prosecuting of his mom was just appalling. That’s just not right. The Feds are out of control.

    • Because Obama says:

      It was ‘respect’ in the sense that many of us thought he was more loony than evil. There are a lot of people like him – his political kin – like Snowden and Assange, that are probably more bad than good, but that doesn’t mean everything they say and do automatically gets flushed down the dumper, either. There is a small lobe of BB’s existence that has some good in it, even if he is, overall, a dick.

  35. trebob says:

    Octopus :
    I agree. He should be doing dog food commercials, earning his keep. While he’s still cute! http://tinyurl.com/ozd3aum

    He’s cute, but dog food commercials? C’mon “daddy”. 🙄 Now if you want a beauty, check out the girl on my avatar. There’s a cutie!

    • Octopus says:

      Okay, that’s a beautiful animal. I would buy her brand of kibble. 🙂

      • trebob says:

        That pic was a few months before the hurricane so she was about 3 or a little over then. She never grew into her ears though.

        She’s 12 now and still a sweety just not as fleet of foot. Also she’s to the point I’m sure your old beast was and doesn’t need verbal commands to know what you want and where you want her.

        George is fantastic. Puppies are exciting. Don’t let him grow up and get mixed up with a bad element. We don’t want a little choomster do we?

      • Octopus says:

        Enjoy the golden years with your girl, Trebob. They deserve our best efforts, because they always give theirs.

        Your dog’s pic reminded me of this funny one: http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funniest-bikini-photos-ever-5.jpg?w=500&h=504

        Talk about photobombs. 😆

  36. Doppel Milyo says:

    Octopus :Is it just me, or does Zimmerman’s wife bear a distinct resemblance to Miss Piggy? I mean, he’s no George Clooney himself, but…

    she looks like Lidane would look if lidane had a gastric bypass

    • Octopus says:

      Doppel Milyo :

      Octopus :Is it just me, or does Zimmerman’s wife bear a distinct resemblance to Miss Piggy? I mean, he’s no George Clooney himself, but…

      she looks like Lidane would look if lidane had a gastric bypass

      Lidane…Lidane…who was that, again? Oh, wait…

  37. OLT's Love Hurts, George says:

    rightymouse :
    That’s ok! Cuddles & kisses never hurt!

    NOT TRUE!

    • Octopus says:

      That vid took a minute to load, and I’m just glad it didn’t turn out to be the scene from “Of Mice And Men” where Lenny gets a little too huggy with Curley’s wife (played nicely by Sherilyn Fenn in the Malkovich-Sinise movie). Crap…that just reminded me of the part where they took Candy’s old dog out and shot him… 😥

    • OLT's Bugs Bunny Is Good For You says:

      I like to keep things light if I can help it. Too much politics angers up my blood.

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆

  38. rightymouse says:

    Racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯

    https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs#

  39. Arachne says:

    ISpeakJive :

    Stabs, why are you always missing half the information? His father in law didn’t have any marks on his face and didn’t press charges.
    Evidence of a gun? The guy was at his own house. Where’s he supposed to keep his gun? She came to his house to get belongings, not the other way around.

    Actually reading the stuff we link to or send might be a nice start. But it too often gets in the way of going on yet another ignorant, self-righteous, beclowning rant. Five minutes on Google would have given him every answer to his failed smug post.

    • Al-Cheezeera says:

      Stabby has the entire Internet in front of him, but can’t take the time to look at multiple sources and understand the issue. Charles loves to take one source and run with it as well. The Tennessee Nazi flag is one of the best examples.

      • Arachne says:

        Nah. His whole purpose coming here is to hijack the thread (after of course, making some obligatory and lukewarm swipe at Fatass that’s on topic) so he can make further swipes at conservatives, the GOP and George Zimmerman (because he can’t bear the truth – that St. Skittles really was a thug committing felony assault and battery at the time Zimmerman shot him).

      • Octopus says:

        That’s because he’s a plant, as noted here sometime ago. Once you realize that fact, you can understand his mentally-challenged word-scrambles.

      • Pakimon says:

        He’s a plant fertilized by Cheetos laced dung “manufactured” by our favorite ponytailed emopotamus. 😆

      • Al-Cheezeera says:

        Definitely a thread hijacker. Show up, fling crap at people, and run away. If Stabby was still a proud member of LGF, he would be acting exactly like he is.

  40. Abu bin Shocked, I tell ya, shocked says:

    Octopus :Racist metaphor for the First Couple!

    On no you didndt!?!

    • rightymouse says:

      Octo didn’t, Charles did. 😯

      • Octopus says:

        If you hear the word “monkey,” you are compelled to think of a person of African heritage. That’s what Chunky keeps telling me, anyway.

        Note: It was unkind of me to associate the pig with Moochelle. If the monkey had been riding on a cow, that would be okay. Please to forgive.

      • Abu bin Audited says:

        I should have known that would never have come from Octo. My bad. Lol on the cow reference. She’s such a clueless piece of work. Ditto her mama, the freeloader. I gotta go, the IRS is here.

  41. Minnow says:

    But just remember airone, “The Art of War” by SunTzu is a book that “isn’t even about war”.

    Per FatAss McDumbdumb.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha………….

    • Octopus says:

      He also informed, rather archly, that “Of Mice And Men” is not really about the relationship between mankind and mousekind. I had no idea.

  42. Arachne says:

    Al-Cheezeera :

    Definitely a thread hijacker. Show up, fling crap at people, and run away. If Stabby was still a proud member of LGF, he would be acting exactly like he is.

    I’m starting to believe just ignoring his lame ass would be the best course. Of course, when we do that, they all go up with the cry “see! No one will debate me! I must have made a valid point.”

    To which I respond “I’ll respond as soon as I come out of my “stunned by the stupid” coma.”

    • trebob says:

      Arachne :
      To which I respond “I’ll respond as soon as I come out of my “stunned by the stupid” coma.”

      😆 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      I usually ignore the attention starved little idiot but sometimes his Chunkles like stupidity is so astounding, you just have to respond.

      It’s like blasting the Chunkster in realtime.

      It’s also like shooting tuna fish in a barrel, you can’t miss with that imbecile. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        God knows that Zimmerman BS he’s been peddling for the last two days proved it. One trip to AP and USA Today and you find out Polly Perjurer made the whole 9-1-1 call up and then backtracked when she’d be faced with filing a false police report. But Stabbykins just couldn’t resist snarking about the PROOF Zimmerman was a thug. Proof? There isn’t even an Exhibit A in this context.

    • Because Obama says:

  43. Pakimon says:

    Wow, Chunkles is bending over backwards and tying himself in knots ‘splaining himself to his Twitter pal @bobcesca about his chummy relationship with Barrett Brown.

    The hilarious part is that Chunky was neck deep in all the shenanigans that he’s now whining and complaining about. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, and he wasn’t Neal Rauhauser’s pen pal either. Probably still is, they just got it going on the DM down low.

    • Octopus says:

      I’m glad he’s found a friend, anyway. Bob will eventually betray him, like everyone else. Until then, I hope they enjoy a nice bonding experience. Re-humanize Fatass a little.

  44. Pakimon says:

    The Twitterwarrior Theatre has become a litany of “Please Bob! don’t look into my relationship with Barrett Brown! I’ll tweet you everything you need to know! Please don’t do any digging!

    His last tweet was about an hour ago.

    Must be busy scouring his archives and “memory holing” as fast as he can. 😆

  45. Arachne says:

    BTW – just wanted to give a shout out to our buddy Speranza – it’s his birthday today! Beers are on me.

  46. trebob says:

    Charles said the NSA were well meaning folks who only wanted what’s best and would never knowingly violate someone’s privacy. Geez, how often can one guy be wrong?

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-09-10/nsa-phone-records-spying-violated-court-rules-for-years.html

  47. Al-Cheezeera says:

    From now on, before he allows someone to write a story on LGF, they should first submit to a urine drug screen.

    • Because Obama says:

      Deposit one specimen right in this mountain dew bottle…

    • livefreeor die says:

      So if Keith Richards wants to do a sit down interview with Chuck, Chuck will say, “No.”
      Because he is an upstanding guy.

    • Doppel milyo milyo says:

      I call BULLSHIT

    • Arachne says:

      Considering the rampant crazy over at your Blog, Asshole, having a heroine addict around is the least of your worries. I’m pretty sure a lot of your little minions live by the “better living through chemistry” creed.

  48. Octopus says:

    That’s why Chunky stole the VW van, dontcha know. If he hadn’t, George Duke would have spent that money on drugs. Humanitarian, then and now.

    • trebob says:

      At least he had the decency to apologize for it, although a little late. 😉

      • Octopus says:

        He then had the indecency to un-apologize for it, which was sad for his karma. Embarrassed at being caught out on such an obscure blog, is my guess. So glad we captured history. 🙂

        http://tinyurl.com/oqscduj

      • Arachne says:

        I just remember him making the George Duke memorial blog all. about. him. Oh please oh please delete this horrible attack on my character. Is everybody looking at me now? Oh cool. I’m important again.

        Noticing how he’s really pushing that whole “I was a professional musician. Yeah okay, Fatass. Skunk Baxter’s still working. Why aren’t you.

  49. Octopus says:

    Because Obama :
    Kinda makes you wonder what a well-equipped lab might find in those mountain dew bottles, donut?

    That just reminded me of an old college story, which is neither here nor there, and thus perfect for talking about Chunky. It was a small sports-watching party at our rental house, and one of the roommates was a guy who had his own brand of beer (Heineken), always bought his own six-pack, and God help the person who trifled with it. Naturally, this invited abuse. Another guy decided to drink the last beer of that six-pack, and then refill it with pee, carefully replacing the cap.

    An hour or so later, it’s the last beer in the fridge, and Mr. Picky grabs it, making a comment about how he’s the only one with a beer to enjoy the last period of the hockey game we were watching. “Ah, Heineken!” He takes a big slug, does a huge spit-take, and goes right after the pee-culprit, who is dying of laughter. Ends up chasing him around the block about ten times, until they both ran out of steam. By then, they were too tired to fight, and it was funny again. 😆

    • Abu Larmer says:

      Were the Hawks pwning the Wings that evening? Great story, btw.

      I’m listening to POTUSPOS and I’m grinding my teeth. The strawmen are getting beaten so badly I can barely see Barry.

      • Octopus says:

        That was 1982, I’m pretty sure. Somebody was pawning the Dead Things. 😆

        I forgot to mention, Heineken Guy was all pumped-up and rage-y, about to enter the Marine Corps. He was intimidating. I wonder whatever happened to him.

        I can’t watch Preezy Soetoro. Makes my skin crawl, and my hand flies to the remote.

      • Abu Larmer says:

        I just looked at the 1982 rosters of Det and Chi. I was 20 yrs old and spent most Weds and Suns at Chicago Stadium in the second balcony. Was around $6. That year my favorite player, Steve Larmer, won the Calder Trophy as rookie-of-the-year. He was a plus 44. He played 11 years with Chicago and never missed a game. Astounding!

      • Octopus says:

        We had John Ogrodnick and Reed Larson, who were both fine players stranded on a fairly minor-league roster. Larson had one of those heavy shots from the blueline that frightened people and dented the boards. Ogrodnick was a natural goal-scorer, who later went on to shine for the Rangers, after wasting much of his career with the rebuilding-from-scratch Wings.

      • Abu says:

        You also had the late Jim Schoenfeld, a highly-skilled, mean d-man who famously told referee Don Koharski to “have another donut, eh!” in his coaching days.

      • Octopus says:

        Yeah, but we had the old, cast-off version of Schoenfeld. I knew him well, because I also followed the Buffalo Sabres, my hometown-club which was devoutly followed by my favorite lesbian aunt, who was not “out” at the time, but had season-tix. We armchair-gumshoes like to call facts like that, “clues.”

        Jim wasn’t bad in Detroit, but everyone knew he was on the way out. I think he had a bad knee or two by then. Par for the course.

      • Abu says:

        Apparently I dug Mr. Schoenfeld’s grave a bit too early. Apologies.

  50. We Love Speranza says:

    Happy Birthday Speranza!

    You know that means you are now one year closer to your death?

    Enjoy…..

  51. Pakimon says:

    You know that means you are now one year closer to your death?

    That also mean you’re now one year closer to being a taste tester at the heavenly beer volcano and quality assurance inspector at the blessed afterlife stripper factory. 😀

    • Octopus says:

      Pakimon :

      You know that means you are now one year closer to your death?

      That also mean you’re now one year closer to being a taste tester at the heavenly beer volcano and quality assurance inspector at the blessed afterlife stripper factory.

      Personally, I’m looking forward to my virgins. Or raisins. Either way, I’ve got that going for me… 😈

      • Because Obama says:

        I dunno. Eternity’s a long time. 72 virgins are like … a year and something … and then what do you do for the rest of eternity?

    • We Love Speranza says:

      Hey Speranza can get there before us. He gets the fresh beer and young strippers!

      Speranza, go for it!

    • We Love Speranza says:

      Laughing at you all.

      I moved on. You are trapped here. Pakimon, you have no life.

      Grinning cat, “Would someone PLEASE get poor ISTE to calm down?”

      Aw don’t you really love anonymous commentators here that know your IP address and DOX you just because they can?

      Warning to others.

      “Here there be snakes….”

      • Abu says:

        If you’re ISTE, thanks for all you used to bring here. Sorry you moved on and feel this is a place of entrapment. I will not give up mocking Fatass, so I bid you adieu, j/k.

      • calo says:

        Who are we to mock those that helped build the house of DoD as they move on?

        DoD has always had a finite shelf life.

      • Pakimon says:

        For someone who has “moved on”, he sure seems to lurk here a lot, obsessively waiting for any mention of the evil Speranza so he can go on a rant. 😆

  52. Arachne says:

    Because Obama :

    I dunno. Eternity’s a long time. 72 virgins are like … a year and something … and then what do you do for the rest of eternity?

    The Harry Mudd episodes are so totally my favorites!

  53. ISTE says:

    This is a test

  54. Daedalus says:

    Pakimon :

    Hello ISTE.

    Still drinking your butthurt away from Speranza calling you mean names or whatever he did to cause you to go on an endless bender?

    He’s just wishing a happy birthday. It’s British dark humor. No harm nor foul.

  55. Octopus says:

    Because Obama :
    I dunno. Eternity’s a long time. 72 virgins are like … a year and something … and then what do you do for the rest of eternity?

    Pornhub. 😈

  56. ISTE says:

    Well, it appears that this place is under new management and all the old rules concerning privacy and confidentiality have been thrown out of the window.

    Pakimon, I don’t know who you really are and if you are a member of the BRC then you are a disgrace to us all.

    Same to you Grinning Cat.

    Note to the uninformed. There are many that are moderating, banning, blocking people on this site and they are not of the core, the ones that produce the factual information.

    Some of us who do the ground work have refused to have any administrative function here. Why you ask? Because that is not what we do.

    Whoever is now running this place identified an anonymous poster as me. They deliberately tried to find out who I was.

    Knowing that fact, the fact that certain people affiliated with this site will do anything to find out who you really are, why does anyone comment here?

    • Octopus says:

      ISTE, I don’t know or care much about what your issues are with the people behind the curtains here, but I do know that your regular monthly visits are all silly repeats of each other. Why do you bother? Just move on. There are about 349.9 million blogs out there, with various loci of ridicule or interest. No shortage of material or subjects. This little corner of the pasture has more than its share of bullshit, but it’s our bullshit, and we like the smell. 🙂

      • ISTE says:

        Yep.. You are stuck in a little corner of the pasture. Where the old bull shits.

      • Octopus says:

        But I’m not stuck. I choose to be here, for reasons that are not necessarily honorable, but have some minor meaning to me. You take the internet too seriously. For God’s sake, why? 😆

        People are not wired or evolved to sit in a chair and worry about the mean things strangers or “internet pals” are thinking about them, from hundreds or thousands of miles away. We are supposed to be living our lives, and occasionally thinking about the way in which we are living up to our own ideas of ourselves. Our lives are not actually movies or reality-TV shows, where we are compelled to view dailies and pass judgement on what’s happening, while the whole world watches.

        Somebody here screwed you over, or consorted with somebody else who did the dirty deed? Oh, that’s just terrible. I think I might cry. Or pass gas.

        In other news, a friend of the family was gunned down yesterday in the line of duty, making a “routine” traffic-stop in his line of work as a state trooper. Maybe his family has a legit bitch with the Powers That Be. Everything is relative, eh?
        http://fox17online.com/2013/09/10/state-trooper-shot-and-killed-during-traffic-stop/#axzz2eYWUkvmq

  57. Daedalus says:

    ISTE :

    Well, it appears that this place is under new management and all the old rules concerning privacy and confidentiality have been thrown out of the window.

    Pakimon, I don’t know who you really are and if you are a member of the BRC then you are a disgrace to us all.

    Same to you Grinning Cat.

    Note to the uninformed. There are many that are moderating, banning, blocking people on this site and they are not of the core, the ones that produce the factual information.

    Some of us who do the ground work have refused to have any administrative function here. Why you ask? Because that is not what we do.

    Whoever is now running this place identified an anonymous poster as me. They deliberately tried to find out who I was.

    Knowing that fact, the fact that certain people affiliated with this site will do anything to find out who you really are, why does anyone comment here?

    None of the people you mentioned have any Admin rights. They knew it was you because of the references to beer and strippers.

    😆

    There are no banning and I lifted Stabby’s suspension. If any comments get stucked it’s our spam filter.

    • ISTE says:

      You are going to have to look at that again because I never mentioned beer and strippers.

      This place is rotten.

      • Daedalus says:

        I recall you mentioning beers on many occasions. I knew it was you without even looking at any IP. The humor came right through. I don’t think you should have been attacked for wishing someone a happy birthday.

        Shoot me an email sometime, we need to catch up. There is some stuff I want to tell you offline.

  58. ISTE says:

    Hey Pakimon, how did you know it was me?

    Same question to Grinning Cat.

    Tell us how you knew those posts were ISTE.

    • Pakimon says:

      I knew it was you because I was in Culver City recently and managed to steal Chunkles’ correlator tool.

      After washing of the Cheetos dust and putting it through a thorough sterilization process, I am now using it for various evil hijinks.

      But seriously….

      It was an educated guess due to your reaction to Arachne wishing Speranza a happy birthday.

      One post taunting him about being one year closer to death was one thing, but two posts gave it away.

      The sarcastic “We love Speranza” moniker was also a pretty good clue that it was you.

      I just posted the snarky “Hello ISTE” comment to see if I could flush you out of the bushes and it worked.

  59. ISTE says:

    Why am I asking these questions?

    Well, because when we had honor and integrity and morals and we gave a fuck we invited members of the Little Green Footballs community over here to anonymously tell us how they really felt about Charles Johnson. We respected their privacy

    Fast forward to today and the assholes that run this site expose their own!

    LMAO…

    • Daedalus says:

      Neither Pakimon nor Grinning Cat have admin rights. In my case I knew it was you because of the humorous beer references. That has to be the only way these 2 would know it was you.

      Besides you have 10,000 IPS, that is not a good way to figure out who you are! 😉

      • ISTE says:

        I didn’t mention beer first.

        Nope, it was someone who had admin rights who knows my Ip

        As to me emailing you. You have my addy. mail me if you have concerns.

  60. Daedalus says:

    ISTE :

    I didn’t mention beer first.

    Nope, it was someone who had admin rights who knows my Ip

    As to me emailing you. You have my addy. mail me if you have concerns.

    It’s getting late here, so I will email you tomorrow. As for knowing your IP, come on that’s BS. You are the only person to have Ips from Jupiter and the Adromeda galaxy! 😆

  61. ISTE says:

    Daedalus :
    Neither Pakimon nor Grinning Cat have admin rights. In my case I knew it was you because of the humorous beer references. That has to be the only way these 2 would know it was you.
    Besides you have 10,000 IPS, that is not a good way to figure out who you are!

    You have a very valid point there. Yes I can be somewhat obscure when I go to places that I really do not want to be seen to be at but, I trusted you, and whenever I go to DoD and , yep Blogmocracy my IP is real.

    I never , ener thought I would need to hide to anonymously post at DoD. I was wrong.

  62. ISTE says:

    ISTE :
    Hey Pakimon, how did you know it was me?
    Same question to Grinning Cat.
    Tell us how you knew those posts were ISTE.

    Didn’t get an answer…..

    Busted…..

    • Pakimon says:

      Yes, you got me.

      I am in league with the sinister “IP address/DOXing Consortium” and wreaking havoc on the unsuspecting denizens of The Internet!

      Today it’s DoD!

      Tomorrow ….The World!

      Muwahahahahahahahahaha!!!111

      🙄 😆

  63. Octopus says:

    calo :
    Who are we to mock those that helped build the house of DoD as they move on?
    DoD has always had a finite shelf life.

    That’s true. This site’s mission is clearly finite. On the other hand, Fatass is still providing us with humorous content, on a daily basis. That could change anytime. In the meantime, we get lots of yuks. Me, I refrain from donating money to people pretending to be working on an expose of Charles “Fatass” Johnson. That way, I never get burned. 😉

  64. ISTE says:

    Hey that Octopus person really likes this place and he basically told me to fuck off and find somewhere else to be.

    So! Mr octopus you got the job we used to do.

    post a new chart of the decline of LGF.

    • Bunk X says:

      Lol. A Retrovisit!
      Haven’t read the thread, but how’s your Dad doing? Last time I spoke with you were struggling with elderly care issues. I’ve been doing the same for the past year.

    • Octopus says:

      ISTE :
      Hey that Octopus person really likes this place and he basically told me to fuck off and find somewhere else to be.
      So! Mr octopus you got the job we used to do.
      post a new chart of the decline of LGF.

      Or, you could revisit the old “Iron Fist Rule,” and post here when you’re tracking a little better. Me, I don’t do any of that technical work. Way too stupid. I just make my little jokes, and laugh at my own jokes. A few people laugh along. And I don’t ask for donations.

  65. Bunk X says:

    That’s probably more than enough for now.

    https://twitter.com/Gus_807/status/377627286603714560

    https://twitter.com/Gus_807/status/377639589030002688

    https://twitter.com/Gus_807/status/377652399986319360

  66. ISTE says:

    Octopus :
    But I’m not stuck. I choose to be here, for reasons that are not necessarily honorable, but have some minor meaning to me. You take the internet too seriously. For God’s sake, why?
    People are not wired or evolved to sit in a chair and worry about the mean things strangers or “internet pals” are thinking about them, from hundreds or thousands of miles away. We are supposed to be living our lives, and occasionally thinking about the way in which we are living up to our own ideas of ourselves. Our lives are not actually movies or reality-TV shows, where we are compelled to view dailies and pass judgement on what’s happening, while the whole world watches.
    Somebody here screwed you over, or consorted with somebody else who did the dirty deed? Oh, that’s just terrible. I think I might cry. Or pass gas.
    In other news, a friend of the family was gunned down yesterday in the line of duty, making a “routine” traffic-stop in his line of work as a state trooper. Maybe his family has a legit bitch with the Powers That Be. Everything is relative, eh?
    http://fox17online.com/2013/09/10/state-trooper-shot-and-killed-during-traffic-stop/#axzz2eYWUkvmq

    You are stuck here and I do the “regular monthly visit”

    Laughing at you…. see you next month!

  67. ISTE says:

    “”in other news, a friend of the family was gunned down yesterday in the line of duty, making a “routine” traffic-stop in his line of work “”

    and in my world I really don’t give a fuck about your friend or your family or what his work was.

    That is the internet.

    In real life, I don’t give a fuck about it either. Shit happens.

    • Octopus says:

      ISTE :
      “”in other news, a friend of the family was gunned down yesterday in the line of duty, making a “routine” traffic-stop in his line of work “”
      and in my world I really don’t give a fuck about your friend or your family or what his work was.
      That is the internet.
      In real life, I don’t give a fuck about it either. Shit happens.

      You’re a wonderful person. I can’t imagine why you aren’t more popular, with The People Behind The Curtain. 😆

      • ISTE says:

        Seriously I don’t give a flying fuck about anyone you know and whether they got their head blown off and died instantly or they suffered a leg wound and took 30 minutes to bleed out. I don’t give a shit.

    • calo says:

      This isn’t the you I know. You are not that calloused.

      Maybe I’m mistaken, maybe it’s my beer goggles on looking at you funny.

      • ISTE says:

        I worked in OR.

      • calo says:

        Yes, you did. And we still disagree on organ transplantations. But, we are on the road to ObamaCare and free asprain for all those that suffer kidney failure without that life saving surgery.

        I promise, I’ll close it up after the harvest tonight.
        Sleep well.

  68. ISTE says:

    Octopus :

    ISTE :
    Hey that Octopus person really likes this place and he basically told me to fuck off and find somewhere else to be.
    So! Mr octopus you got the job we used to do.
    post a new chart of the decline of LGF.

    Or, you could revisit the old “Iron Fist Rule,” and post here when you’re tracking a little better. Me, I don’t do any of that technical work. Way too stupid. I just make my little jokes, and laugh at my own jokes. A few people laugh along. And I don’t ask for donations.

    The Iron Fist Rule,

    The rule that if you think you are too drunk to type you should go to bed?

    Yes….

    However, I do not drink alcohol.

    How are you doing on the LGF graphs son.

    • Octopus says:

      Wait…you don’t drink, and you come off this butthurty? How is that possible? :shock::

      Maybe you should start drinking…or lay off the drugs. Or take them.

      • Pakimon says:

        He’s just “butthurty” because his “We love Speranza” sooper clever ultimate disguise collapsed almost immediately.

        His previous diabolical sooper clever ultimate disguise, “B0ob” or “no0b” or whatever it was at least had a short shelf life.

        I guess it’s back to the drawing board for ISTE 😆

  69. Octopus says:

    ISTE :
    I worked in OR.

    Awesome! Did you get all dark and black-humored in there? Are you kind of goth, now?

    My younger brother’s an ER doc, in downtown Detroit. He’s got a fine sense of dark humor. You guys should friend each other on Facebook. I know, you don’t give a flying fuck about Facebook, or anything else, but they have some pretty fun games on there that keep some people from eating their service revolvers or turning themselves into hanging windchimes. Google it. 🙂

    • ISTE says:

      Great story!

      But I am asking you, have you got the stats processed for the last week at Little Green Footballs.

      You got all the posts and comments archived?

      Because I no longer care. I pass the responsibility to you pathetic, rabid assholes.

  70. ISTE says:

    Octopus :
    Wait…you don’t drink, and you come off this butthurty? How is that possible? :
    Maybe you should start drinking…or lay off the drugs. Or take them.

    I am so butt hurty that I may look at what this pathetic place is doing in a month from now.

    • calo says:

      It’s officially 9/11.

    • Pakimon says:

      Looking forward to it!

      It’ll be fun trying to see through your next cleverest of clever disguises.

      I’ll have the Correlator Tool I pilfered from The Chunkster at the ready.

      I kind of hope you put forth a better effort next month and get by undetected.

      The “It is I, the mighty ISTE and I fooled you all because you’re all stupid!!” proclamations are hilarious. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Except, this place has no security, no sign-in, very relaxed moderation, and we welcome all newcomers until they prove themselves plants, which takes most plants about 15 minutes, give or take a libturded-rant. So, it’s not exactly like you need to come in spider-style, like Cruise in “Mission Impossible.” You just start posting. 😆

  71. trebob says:

    Tony seems a little bitter. 🙂